Was looking at pictures of black ppl, and saw 1 who looked eggzackly like another famous bro.
Photo via Lastnightsparty
Here are some hints for yall:
- He is a ‘ghey fish.’
- He sings the song ‘How Could U be S0 Heartless?” abt dating white women
- He wrote the 2008 summer anthem “Hey Ya!”
- He wears trucker hats
- He is an artsy bro who just wants 2 be white.
- He plays for the New Orleans Saints
- He is married to Kim Kardashian
- He went into the stands to fight Detroit Pistons fans
- He was recently elected President of the United States of America
- He was the only black person to win Project Runway
- He is a socialite
- He is married to an Asian woman
- He is the star of numerous action movies
- He is releasing a rap album soon
- He is known for having a big ego
“Help a brutha out.” -blck ppl
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all of the above
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//////////Reply by Shay
//////////Posted October 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
It’s a Kanye West look a like
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whos the hottie ?
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Carlton Banks?
that white guy with the afro from that 70s show?
Big Boi?
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ohai andre.
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peezza
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he’s so black u cant evn see his eyes in the drk.
(via racist ‘humour’ i grew up with in suburbia)
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hey the girl kinda looks like Vanessa Hudgens
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//////////Reply by punx
//////////Posted May 14th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@mike, i’ll punch u, myke.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
@mike,
only piccies of ven hudg i’ve seen on internet have boobies
i don’t recorginse her face
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//////////Reply by weezie
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 6:45 am
@mike, myke is gheh for watching hi skool musik
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//////////Reply by weezie
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 6:46 am
think i saw this bro on monsters of cock
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pharrell williams?
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Re: the only black person to win Project Runway
lol. you can be azn or ghey and win, but there are no blacks in fashion.
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dat’s barrock obama!
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pretty lame post
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think he was in a summer blockbuster/porno called ‘Mancock’
don’t remember his name though, will have 2 imdb
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CRLS you should probly do a post about BROKENCYDE (via latfh) http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
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//////////Reply by fortune
//////////Posted May 14th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@bug,
yes, carles, PLZ analyze this band’s gimmick!
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//////////Reply by Jizzjazz
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 7:04 am
@bug,
I hope you are ‘just kiding’
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//////////Reply by bug
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@Jizzjazz, nah they’re obvs gonna revolutionize tween music
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//////////Reply by Jizzjazz
//////////Posted May 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@bug,
Ur so rite. Carlos, do ANOTHER post on Brokencyde, pls.
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that bro from the real worlds tech aka van wilders best friend
ps not kumar, the blaq bro
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I don’t really ‘get’ why it’s important that we ‘pick an identity for this young man.’
Maybe Carles is postponing his own soulsrch by bloggin at fat chicks and black club kids.
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crls u are zany and racialist.
the man is clearly ANTHONY HAMILTON. (wink)
the girl is… nathalie kelley… for serious tho.
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good job crls
every1 <3s black ppl
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like Ashton Kutcher or something
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flava fav
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that girl is from fast and the furious tokyo drift. the square face one
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Colin Powell.
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will smith and jada smith
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alice ass
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wow
a) we know that all these comments are by white people
b) and we know that carles pr whatever the fuck his name is is a fucking douche prickface vagina monkey
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//////////Reply by crystalkreamcastles
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 8:06 am
@fuckyouguys, deep
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//////////Reply by kanye
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 8:10 am
@fuckyouguys, im not white
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Is this where all the white guys come to share their smuggly racist sentiments? Seems all the whites are in on the big racisim joke. Guess I wasn’t supposed to see this.
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//////////Reply by kanye
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 8:44 am
@dL, gimmicks r for every1 to participate in
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//////////Reply by dL
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 9:07 am
@kanye,
Shut the fuck up. Your an idiot.
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//////////Reply by dL
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 9:14 am
@kanye, sorry kanyebro
i meant you’re an idiot
mY sKoOl doNT tech us HW 2 sPeLe ma ni99a
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//////////Reply by Cornel West
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@kanye,
this blog: not just 4 illiterate whites
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i like this blog.
but this post is so lame….
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anyone seen my sirloin cologne?
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white chick: ‘once you go black you nvr go back’
black dude: ‘i love me some white pussay; im gonna bang this bitch tonite’
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I bet it’s Barry
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what was the name of urkel’s alter ego?
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@J, stefan
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
@littlesparrow, Stefan Urkell to be exact. Man that guy was smooth
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roffle. this blog is obviously racist…or maybe racial(ist). but its supposed to be funny. anytime carles sees a black, he thinks about how he can make a funny and racial post.
kudos
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it’s the Bernie (i)Macs, yall
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Think this is all mainstream (i.e. those who listen to rap, wear street clothes, romanticizes street gang culture) African-American men’s fantasy…
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Grace Jones
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I’m black…I LOLd. People need to calm down. Oh, and this is CLEARLY Dwayne Wayne from ‘A Different World’…or is that show too black for HRO? It was the Cosby Show spinoff! Oooo knowing that is proof of the suburban blackness right there!
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i wud lyk to saii that u hab a fuk.
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i think it’s florida
coz he looks like him!
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