Photo by thecobrasnake
Yall. Saw this picture of some bro. Thought he looked a lot like 1 of my favourite DJs…
Hints:
- He is not AZN.
- He wasn’t on That 70’s Show
- He seems like a chill bro
- He invented ‘mashups.’
- His favourite baseball team is the Pittsburgh Phillies.
- He will play ‘crunk-ass’ parties on college campuses for the next 4-30 years.
- He ’stole’ Radiohead’s ‘pay what u want’ model 4 his most recent album
- Ppl who ’still see him’ are usually under the age of 19 / 16 / 8.
- He’s a “P.C.”
- He starred in the film Honey I Shrunk the Kidz, yall!
- He works in a factory that creates ‘Free AOL’ cds.
- Pitchfork gave his latest mixtape a 100 stars
- he has a party picture website that gets 1million hits per day
Who do yall think he is?
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//////////Reply by McFly
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
@bb, first
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think it might b u carles, and ur just trying to make us think its some1 like the girltalkerz or that guy that haz been seen dj-ing with steve aoki (the one you fake interviewed).
:-(
wish u wudnt try 2 trick us
feel sooooo betrayed
wish i hadnt bought tao lins myspace
does ebay have a return policy?
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will you interview me if i paypal you $1000 bro
the mainstream media keeps suffocating me under water under heavy wool non organic blankets (underneath water with blankets wrapped around my face)
can my voice be heard
can $1000 cause something to happen
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@tao, damn, cant believe i bought ur myspace
i will sell it back to you for $8099
i lost my receipt
damn bro
i have the buyer’s remorse
damn
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//////////Reply by tao
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
@aw, fukk, bro, my ebay fee ‘alone’ is like $150
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
@tao,
damn bro
didnt kno it was that much
thats a fuckin robbery
oh well
i ‘luv’ u bro
but i might change ur profile pic
That bro is Alanis Moriss and a combination of Bert’s Bees and Blockbuster Employees to form that picture.
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h8 boitalk
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Harry Conick, Jr.
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hard to tell who invented mashups/bootlegs, but The Evolution Control Committee did their Public Enemy vs Herb Alpert thing in 1993…
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wrst shirt evr.
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Duh. it’s cobrasnake or last night’s party bro.
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hez cobrasnakes couzin, i sprayed him with a fire extinguisher while cobrasnack took a picture. C here: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3502610010_2f97596379_o.jpg
I am detective and i am depressed. Why is our generatioin so bummed?
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//////////Reply by authentanick
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
@dirtypreston, not enough tugs
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dont feel sad carles, u know mark loves you
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asht0n brosher
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checkout http://www.lookatthisfuckinghipster.com/ , yall
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//////////Reply by CVkliggo
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
@CVkliggo, i mean http://www.latfh.com/
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this bro looks like a total doooosh
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Rick Moranisbro.
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IDK who this bro thinks he is but that shirt is sick, & AOL hats make me want to party via 1999! He probably spends all his am appy paychex on the cobrashop.
http://shop.thecobrasnake.com
Kinda looks like Jonn Hanks the Davinci Bro
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//////////Reply by fact alert
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
@jambro,
bro can u help a bro out and post some more sites that? feel like I’m graduating from am appy (which was after I graduated from olde navy) and am ready to become intermediate-alt and that site… does… the… trick. want to buy clothes that are slightly more zany. please bro.
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//////////Reply by jambo
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@fact alert,
the cobra shop is the best (via zany clothes)
,also check out the website http://www.ebay.com
it’s run by a heartless republican slave driver unlike am appy which is run by a heartless jewish sex addict.
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taller/skinnier version of danny divitbro
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this bro looks pretty chill. might be down for a bowl or two. probably is a DJ. probably about to go to a party.
whatever. he’s probably ghey.
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DJ Rick More-Anus
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aol cap is golden!!
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Girl Talk
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Flight of the ConchordBros?
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//////////Reply by urm0m
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
@Gideonian, yes, totally jemaine!!!
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Barry Obammy pre-9/11
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Stevie
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he looks like timothy olyphant
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WTF hez def dj skeet skeet!
just like…white…
but his hurr and glassez is da same.
wat wat.
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James Deen, fucktoy of alternative pornographer Joanna Angel.
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girl talk
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/:=)
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he looks like filip ‘bombs’ turbotito from guns n bombs.
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This is my Uncle Dom. He lives in North Miami and frequents Club Boi. How did you get this pic of him?
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i thinks this guys name is Stryder or some shit. who cares i’d tug him
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Mikey Ian Black, of course!!
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he looks like one of the dudes from flight of the conchords
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rick more-anus. or mayB david crossbro.
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I thought his hat said Moulinex, let down.
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goddammit .tony.
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its GREG GILLIS bitches. aka Girl Talk for all you clueless peeps.
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greg gilli$
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ok all joking aside, who is this person IRL? i see him EVERYWHERE.
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//////////Reply by stryder
//////////Posted August 25th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
@seriously, http://www.facebook.com/stryder.bartow
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yep its stryder fer sure, i love his glasses :]
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