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Yall. I feel confused when I see these Nike gladiator shoes. I think that they are supposed to be 'athletic' but also 'trendy.' I am not sure if they were designed to give your feet/body adequate support. I think it might be for people who are 'only interested in looking kewl' but also possibly for 'people who play xtreme sports.' Haven't really followed Xtreme Sports since Tony Hawk died in a skateboarding accident-prank with Tom Green.

These gladiator Nikes are for:
a) streetwear urban bros
b) streetwear urban bros from suburbia/Los Angeles
c) LeBron James
d) Kobe Bryant
e) replacing the 'chill soccer sandal'
f) going to build a time machine and sell them 2 actual gladiators
g) something about the show "AMERICAN GLADIATORS"
h) wrestlers [via Mickey Rourke/Brooke Hogan]
i) boxers [via Manny "Pac Man" Pacquiao]
j) the homosexual demographic
k) the now-defunct 'metrosexual' demographic
l) bros who wear Ed Hardy
m) bros who want to look chill but also be ready to fight
n) giving away for free at Coachella Pool Partie
o) black people
p) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Confused about gladiator sandals/shoes.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/gladiator-shoes

Not sure who I even am any more, and what brand represents me the most/best.