Yall. I went in 2 work 2day. Not sure if I believe in the Memorial Day holiday. I know that freedom isn’t free, but I think that there are other ways to resolve international conflicts without guns, violence, and weapons of mass destruction.
Maybe I’m a dreamer/idealist, but today is just really hard 4 me. I want to say that I ’support our troops’ but I don’t know if I do. I’m a pretty liberal bro, so I just think progressively. I wish all of those troops were at home with their families, instead of fighting a White Vs. Brown war.
I think if I had been born a long time ago, I would have protested against every single war. Vietnam, WWII, the Battle of 1812, the Spanish American War, The Falklands War, the Aussie Vs British War. Not sure how I feel about communism…maybe America coulda learned something from The Reds… Maybe Obama has a lil bit of socialist inside of him…
h8 terrorism so much. h8 terrorists. Wish we could ‘fucking execute all of them’ after torturing them until they are all basically dead and have given us the exact coordinates of Osama Hussein Bin Laden.
Might think about war/life/family today by watching a war movie. Might watch Saving My Lil Bro Ryan starring Thomas Hanks.
Might watch Platoon starring Charlie Sheen.
Might watch Hot Shots starring Charlie Sheen.
FUCK WAR, yall.
How do yall feel abt war?
Has some1 that u know served in a war? Were they some ‘poor/dumb bro’ from ur high school?
Or just some ‘douchebag who is trying 2 become a politician’ or something like that?
Do yall think that God has Bless Our Troops?
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the br0s from my high school who went to ‘war’ were the ones who ‘got expelled’ for being ‘balls deep’ in drug dealing and enlisted before 9/11 [via NEVAR FORGET] cuz they figured it would be a ‘cake walk’
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@tragedy in toyland, word
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war is far away if people fought it here i think i would care more im sorry everyone
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War does not create peace. The end.
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@Monk,
its an oxymoron.
FUCH WAR…….
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Do you know whats going on with the development of nuclear weapons in iran and korea?
What should we do about it? Is appeasement the best strategy?
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//////////Reply by willy
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
@anonymous,
no wars ever, just neutron bombs when we don’t dig ur stance.
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one time i went to a cook-out/bbq for a bro who came back from Iraq. he looked like he wanted to stab everyone in the face. that’s when i got the fuckk out of there. besides that..greatgrandparents went to war to kill Nazis. The Original War Bros
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//////////Reply by sOO zany name
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@Jenny Haniver, granddad was killed by nazis (via concentration camp).
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
@sOO zany name, fuck those bros
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read me, comment: http://lifetoasted.blogspot.com/
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//////////Reply by titties
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@thetoaster, FGGT
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//////////Reply by submasheen
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@titties, fck you titties.
i lyked…
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//////////Reply by phh(one)
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@submasheen, agerd
(agreedio)
my (biological+emotional) bro was commissioned last week as a Second Lieutenant in the US Air Force. he just <3s america, yall.
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i think war is alt via martin sheen doing real coke and bleeding on set of apocalypse now
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//////////Reply by Lance Diorasaurus
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@hairy pouch, the horror the horror
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hey man dont be a dick
people died lets remember them
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//////////Reply by some fggt
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
@anon,
yeah so far a couple of million Iraqis, to say nothing of how many people have been killed by US “interventions” in other parts of the world. Too bad soldiers have to die, but I think the people killing them are more than justified in doing so.
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//////////Reply by willy
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
@some fggt,
is the guy who had the nowthatsfuckedup.com site out of jail yet?
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your losing your touch man, this was barely funny.
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//////////Reply by yumzump
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am
@longtimefan, agreed. antagonizing other countries is a shitty way to blog…
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war sux bro
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911 nevar forgt
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by being a libertarian socialist i am most authentic
via commies tryna make a btr world/utopia :(
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h8 how impossible it is to make war not confusing.
glad we have war movies to help us understand better.
if u went 2 war, would u b a jetbro? or the mean yellingbro? or the ‘ironic 1 with glasses’.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am
@chorles, carles=’private joker’? (miss u kubrick)
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Just lost a reader. I like to read your site and laugh and all that good shit, but when you disrespect people who are putting their lives on the line, (Not even all of them willingly!) that’s when I stop generating revenue and reads for you.
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//////////Reply by some fggt
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
@Megan,
good riddance
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//////////Reply by billions
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@Megan, You never really “got it” in the first place, then. This is sublime satire and you may not deserve it, I’m afraid. Come back when you stop confusing ‘reading abt apathy, yall’ with actually disrespecting people.
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//////////Reply by Dmagoku
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
@Megan, No one was “forced” to risk their life in any war after the Vietnam War when we got rid of the draft. Other then that they joined the Army at their own will and no one obligated to support anything they do if we don’t agree with the method or result.
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//////////Reply by Just a bro
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 8:25 am
@Dmagoku, If people don’t voluntarily enlist, we WILL be forced to risk our lives.
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//////////Reply by Dmagoku
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@Just a bro, says who? Besides that they aren’t doing it for free. You act as if most people acually join the military to “serve and protect”. Most are doing for finacial reasons and to stay out of the work force.
//////////Reply by tim
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@Megan, I agree. You want all the freedoms, but don’t appreciate their price. Plus you say bro to much.
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Do you believe in n e thing?
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//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
lyk that ur chill with crls being ironic racist [via nigsters/blipsters/azns w red faces] bt not being ironic troop h8a
is inconsistency alt in 2k9?
confused y’all
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@alternalt, You officially confused the shit out of me. Why can’t you guys talk normal?
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//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
@Jessicauthentic., hoping ur being post ironic
It was the “war” of 1812 not the “battle”
duh
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THERE are THINGS WORTH FIGHTING FOR
NOT MANY THINGS BUT THERE R A FEW
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_42813875517e48e6bc001965af625a31.jpg
LOOK HOW BEAUTFUL AND ALT I AM
ARENT I WORTH GOIN TO WAR OVER??
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@le CEECEE, would go 2 war 2 get rid of u.
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//////////Reply by Monk
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 3:37 am
@riiiiot, DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN LOLZ
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//////////Reply by c
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@le CEECEE, will you fucking stop already?
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Wow I am pretty sure that I am now dumber after reading all this garbage. I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and here is mine. FUCK ANYBODY who disprespects anybody serving in our armed forces. One day when you grow up and stop living the mcdonalds world you will realize just how ignorant you are.
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//////////Reply by Dmagoku
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@Bd, Hey FUCK YOU for thinking I am obligated to respect anybody who volunteered to job on their own accord that does anything but “protect”. They choose to be pawns to the old greedy white men who run this nation. The blood is just as much theirs as it is the men giving the orders. Sorry bro, but everything America does is not legit or in your (and humanity in generals) best interest.
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//////////Reply by Just a bro
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am
@Dmagoku, They choose to be pawns so YOU don’t have to run away from a draft and go to jail.
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//////////Reply by Dmagoku
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@Just a bro, so let me get this straight: I need to be thankful for the people who choose to be in the military so that the government does not make me join agaist my will? Do you see anything wrong with that?
//////////Reply by broseph
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
@Bd,
tired of these kinds of republicans yall
think saying war is wrong disrespects people who died in wars. those bros would still b here 2 chill w/ w/o war. h8 sheep logic, h8 all war
2k9 change yall…. lets end all war 4real this time
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//////////Reply by sparkler
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@broseph,
<3
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Pic number two is horrible. actually it is fucked up. Liberal bro my ass. No emphaty! Or did someone tell you they are terrorists? I guess that makes torture right? Just like death penalty?
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“fuck commies, fuck wars against commies”
carles is an idiot.
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//////////Reply by willy
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@John,
i had a bad manager who almost got me killed too
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“fuck commies, fuck wars against commies”
carles is a genius
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alt anarchy is the way of the future.
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Way 2 make a joke (an unfunny, dim witted joke) out of memorial day, carles, you fucking fggt, bitch
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i agree with the sense of irony here. i am not offended by the original blog OR moved by these sentimental pathetic types who would probably talk to me about duty or honor or sacrifice or some such outdated notion…
but i just don’t think this is a very well written blog. carles… i think you pulled this one out of your ass a little too fast. still a reader though!
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i was in the service back when the war started in 2003. Feels like a different lifetime. Wanted to ‘become a man’, then ‘light a motherfuckers up’. Pretty soon realized it was bullshit, there were no WMDs, we were lied to. Feel conflicted… proud I was able to ‘make it’, feel ashamed at the same time was part of such an ignoble thing.
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war is a part of life, always has been, always will be, no matter what the hippie bros think. thinks carles’s whole fuck terrorist view and his idea that ‘killing/ finding’ osama is the answer is perhaps a bit ‘uneducated’ and even ‘mainstream stupid republican’.
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