Photo via IH8YrFshn

I remember the time that Sparks died. It sort of made me think that 'getting drunk' would no longer be authentic/a good way to have fun. I don't even really like 'feeling fucked up from alcohol.' I prefer the feeling of aligning my personal brand with an adult beverage. I think that's why they advertise so much. Not sure if one beer tastes better than the other, and not even sure what makes a good beer.

Might watch the movie SidewaysBros to find out more about how to taste alcohol.

It's kinda weird how all men kinda want the same thing. (even though I'm not sure abt the sexual preferences of the ppl in the pic).

Bros all want a broad who 'puts out', will 'shut up' when told 2, and will get us a 'cold beer' after a long day at work. Also maybe 'the opportunity 2 cum.'

Sometimes I 'just want to chill out' for not that much money, and forget about all of my problems. Does n e 1 have a good recommendation for a 'chill out, but get pumped up' type of substance that I can take on a regular basis?

Is n e 1 who reads this blog an alcoholic/deals with substance abuse?
How much 'pot' do u have to have in ur possession 2 get the death penalty?

Just wanna chill and feel kewl. Want 2 b free of inhibitions.

Previous pouring alcohol in people's moufz
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/pouring-vodka-into-some-ones-mouth