Photo via the cobrasnake
I’m searching mad hard for a summer look, yall. Just need to ‘keep it fresh.’ I am sort of looking for something that fits in with the modern world–not trying to copy aesthetics from the past several years. Thinking about getting some sort of bowl cut, but then also possibly having ‘a lil tail’ in the back [via mullet]. I just want people to know that I am ‘willing to adapt’ to trends, and that I’m not really stuck with just 1 mediocre look.
This summer, I think I want to be ‘post-sexual’, maybe a little bit like an androgynalt. Don’t want people to know what sex I am. I want ppl 2 b attracted to me for ‘what’s on the inside’ and not because of bullshit biological factors like ‘gender’ and ’sexual organs.’ I just feel like we need to start realizing that you can make love with any1 if we want to have peace in the Middle East. We need to stop worrying about bullshit societal and biological norms.
But srsly yall, do u know any good summer looks? Wonder if gladiator sandals will come back–saw them selling some at WalMart.
Should I just go to the gym to ‘get ripped’ then buy some board shorts and get a summer job as a lifeguard?
If I get a record hat, will it melt in the sun if I wear it to a pool partie?
Yall I need yalls help. do u know any good ’summer stores’ other than the local thrift store “The Old Navy”?
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can’t believe this post isn’t called ’summertime clothes’ (miss u merriweather post pavvy posts)
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Beside this guys hair… i think he is the “new alt look”
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/bad-news-got-expelled-from-design-school.html
agreed?
you should print out big posters and lay them on the ground around you.. to be thrift 247 via sales
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//////////Reply by colandercolander
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@gno, yeah, for summer bros, this is a decent look. kinda sad, but a lot of people will be wearing last year’s Pacsun bored shorts.
i think being ripped (while still being under 150 pounds) might be alt this year. still pending, i guess
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//////////Reply by plop
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@gno, Are you kidding me! that dude looks like every other fucker from Australia
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//////////Reply by gno
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
@plop,
Clearly you understand ‘Trends’… get back to the rear of the line please and take your perceptions of australian authentic culture with you.
Hear hear lads. Hear hear.. is an entery leveler.
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//////////Reply by plop
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@gno, HAHAHA I have nothing to say
//////////Reply by yip,
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
@plop, he looks like a bad ass..
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ShortshortzzZZZZZ?
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Do you make money from this blog? Do you have a ‘real’ job, Mr Carles?
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//////////Reply by dick wad
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@Han,
advertising
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//////////Reply by Han
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@dick wad, Yeah, but the question is: Is clickmoney enough to live off of? How many hipsters/anti-hipsters/sociologists frequent this blog? And who even clicks on ads?
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//////////Reply by dick wad
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
when i was a tween and first heard of old navy i thought it was a navy surplus store
but no, it’s just a store that sells flag tees to patriotic suburban moms
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@dick wad,
carles is tao lin. poet and author. voice of our generation. jack keruac/shakespeare of our time.
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here are some of my faves:
american eagle
hollister
a&f
pac sun
u should make a post about ppl wearing clothes from these places.
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@jj,
Nordstrom
Eddie Bauer
Landz End
summer 4ever
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//////////Reply by ES
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 5:14 am
@Kenny G,
<3 u Dusty Mauve
miss u Heather Grey
h8 u Oatmeal
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@jj, TJMax has you covered.
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//////////Reply by MACY
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
@anony,
Macy’s got all u ever dreamt of
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//////////Reply by yip,
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@MACY, lol I work there ***
//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
>;0
Tegan and Saraz coming out with a new record soon. And with that no doubt will come the newest in mullet technologie. Cant wait!!
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lol @ the record hat.
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u shud get the bowl mullet. so sexxxy n fresh.
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LOLZ I’m the guy in the picture
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//////////Reply by dreamsgrass
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@Frozi, 4 realzies???
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//////////Reply by p
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Frozi,
I recognized u
we are friends on flickr
im still sad about yr dead bunny
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need 2 start stylin pubes, nü wave
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I hear wearing your boardshorts above the knee is in this year.
don’t know if I should be the first to ‘debut’ it (via the jersey shore)
might just rock speedo pants (via beijing games)
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@colandercolander,
Guido looks in 09 [via jersey shore]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAzwREVBZs
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that bowl/mullet cut is called the jellyfish
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//////////Reply by plop
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@.dave., clap clap clap!
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algebra / trig / heald business college in the front and quarterflash / till tuesday [via 'shush ! voices carry, ppl'] in the back.
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i hear not washing your hair is in this summer. so far its going pretty well.
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unibrows yall.
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The guy in the background with the identical glasses is the actually the mullet guys future self via 2k25.
Identical faces!
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yes
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the chick w/ the record hat is from a jacksonville, fl band called rusholme ruffians. pretty rad shit.
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//////////Reply by StandBy
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@DUUUVAAAAL represent,
Right you are, Ken.
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//////////Reply by Liam
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@HRO,
And that is my photo. A link back would be nice
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//////////Reply by Aw Right!
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 2:38 am
@Liam, YALLZ A FAT WASHED UP NOBODY. DATE RAPIST & CREEPSTER.
YOU GOTZ CREEPY FRIENDS
YALLZ PICS R SHIT
U USE PICS TO HID BEHIND YER NOT GETTING LAIDNESS.
GO AWAY
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lord have us mercy my dear friend please get none of these things
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i had that haircut growing up when my mom was learning to be a hairstylist. i have since named it the bullet. any adult rocking that is making me so bummed out.
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