Yall have probably heard of independent film director Sofia Coppola, who directed some of the best indie films of all time including Lost in Translation and the Virgin Suicides. What you don’t know is that she has a father who is attempting to break into the movie industry. His name is Francis Ford Coppola. In his debut film Tetro, he casts authentic indie actor Vincent Gallo to play some bro who is just chillin out and being authentic. I think that the film is in black and white to try to win an Oscar, which is a tactic used by Stephan Spielbergher in the hit film Schindler’s List of Bros Who Just Wanted to Live a Chill Life.
Not sure how films work since I am not a film student, but I think that this film uses old French techniques that were used to make things seem very authentic. Not sure what they are called.
does n e1 else think that Vinny Gallo is ‘a genius’? Wonder what male I’d cast if I had to make a movie starring an authentic bro? Tom Hanks? Bob Downey Jr? Zach Braff? Mickey Rourke? Bruce Willis? Adrien Brody? John Heder? Mikey Cera?
Seems like he has an authentic jaw line.
Well yall… I hope that Francis Ford can live up to the high standards of his daughter Sofia. I am afraid that this is just another case of a parent riding his child’s coat tails to fame, much like Lindsay Lohan’s parents.
I condemn all parents who are trying to exploit the success and talents of their children. All I want is for every child to be given a fair shot at a normal life. This is a post about parenting
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kinda h8
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//////////Reply by Scottish Friction
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@CareBro, Gallo was sucked off by Chloe Sevigny in a film once
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@Scottish Friction,
Chloe Sevigny = tuggable
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What you don’t know is that she has a father who is attempting to break into the movie industry
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third ya hurd
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Tetro’s score will be done in B&W by Marky Mark Mothersbaugher.
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i didn’t watch the trailer but a tetris movie sounds pretty bitchin
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carles,
kinda wished you blogged about lars von trier’s forthcoming “antichrist” instead of “tetro”. though vincent gallo let chloe sevigny give him a handjob with her mouth in “the brown bunny”, he never let serge gainsbourg cut off his green goblin on screen: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/05/so_what_happens_to_willem_dafoes_genitals.html
“cuddle? wut a fggt.” -willem dafoe [via boondock saints]
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Since it is about parenting just wanted to ask you first please be a good father/mother, or if you can both.
The issue with parenting is that this fellow called copolla is way more famous than his daughter, maybe he wanted her to be famous so she woudn’t bother him so much asking for some of it, cause obviously she knew that talent is not her stregth (although TVSuicides was pretty good). I love vincent gallo(spanish word= specially in buffallo 66, he is the best. I bet he even gets up at 6 am to wake up the hens.
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Interesting site, but much advertisments on him. Shall read as subscription, rss.
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this reminds me of the time my dad did an indesign tutorial and thought he could be a graphic designer like me. sucked.
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still blame him 4 nick cage
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//////////Reply by Cornel West
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@willy,
Nick Cage = original bro I would like to kill with some lighting ballast/ring stands. 4real. need 2 be on set gripping.
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BUFFALO 66
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BUFFALO HATES YOU, VINCENT. YOU WERE TERRIBLE AT SOUNDLAB, TOO.
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LEAVE
VINCENT GALLO
ALONE
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//////////Reply by eskimopie2012
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am
@cp, hahahhaha
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i will be a better cooldad.
i will provide love and support through emerging technologies that will allow my burgeoning alt offspring to express themselves uniquely.
i will give them names that will allow them to come up with clever flickr/vimeo/hro usernames based on those names, like Anonymous or Random or Paige.
i will teach them a set of values/goals that will be easy for them to rebel against in the future.
thanks carles for making me a better cooldad.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 27th, 2009 at 8:52 am
@nondairy,
i wish my dad was lyk you.
he just works all day and spends time with us fam all night.
s00 1950’s, yall.
he dsn’t even like daft punk!
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from a filmmaker’s standpoint, best post evar.
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I can kinda dig that bros look though. Who knows how he is in real life. Head looks cool though, and it’s all about the head.
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I hope to GOD whoever writes this blog was being facetious about FFCoppola CUZ if they weren’t – they are TOO STUPID TO LIVE
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//////////Reply by eskimopie2012
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 10:54 am
@Boomquisha, that’ll do, troll, that’ll do
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//////////Reply by Boomquisha
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 11:09 am
@eskimopie2012, TROLL? Seriously, anyone who has not seen the GODFATHER IS A TROLL AND LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE
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Didn’t Vincent eat chew on Cloe Sevingy’s clit one time in a movie called Brown
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hahahaha, at Carles, fucking idiot.
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