
[MP3]
The xx Crystalised
Grade: 6.125 out of 10 runoffs
Review: The xx are four 19 year olds from London. Think that they seem pretty ‘kewl.’ Wish I could have made [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] mp3s at age 19. I feel like the song seems 63% more intriguing when u see the entire band, and they ‘look cool.’ If you look at the band, they seem to have a ‘normal bro’, ‘fashion-y bro,’ ‘kewl looking fierce girl’, and ‘normal girl.’ Think these are 4 great identities to have in a band. I don’t think there is anything wrong with ‘liking music’ mostly because it ‘achieves an aesthetic that makes u feel kewl’ even when ur not sure why. From what I have read on wikipedia, this was a driving factor in the rise of bloghaus.
I also think that this song “VCR” might be ‘not that good’ but I think it might be honest and simple, and might be good to like put on a mix CD for a girl because there is a female singer on it.
[MP3]
The xx VCR
I feel like a band like this might ‘get big’ in some sort of hybrid model that mixes that shitty band THE PLAIN WHITE T’s with Feist model. ‘ 1-2-3-4′ types of songs. Just like ‘simple music’ that ‘girls can relate to’ and that ‘guys don’t find to be unbearable.’ Feel like that is a band model to watch in 2k10.4.
Also thinks that this band ‘looks cool enough’ to look cool in magazines. I think that girls buy more magazines than men, so I think it is important to have a girl in ur band.
I feel like this band will have remixes by other authentic/conceptual bands that will help them build ‘a very authentic brand.’
The xx myspace
http://www.myspace.com/thexx



















34 Comments
frtist
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damn, 2nd. didnt even read the post but.
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Not sure if the “hybrid” concept will work… certainly doesn’t seem to work in the pr0n industry for example. On a typical pr0n aggregating web site,you get the blonde, burnette, AZN, Latina, black sections, but rarely you get a “mixed/hybrid” section.
From the lessons of pr0n industry, I would push for a conceptual alt. band with four Japanese schoolgirls… surely would be a big hit amongst white men in Midwest USA in their 40s.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 7th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@NDN(Indian)ALT,
its called oreskaband y’all.
heard they’re pretty big with the animeexpo-warpedtour-OMGPOCKY-bros
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so uh i just watched empire records for the first time in like 10 years or so and then i look at this website and what the fuck, looks like the 90s never really left england did they?
also when the fuck did firsting fuckfaces show up? guess i haven’t been around the comments section in a while eh…
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 7th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@anon,
4th btw u ‘fuckfaces’
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//////////Reply by cjz
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 9:53 am
@anon, the 90s are back man. But I guess you’d know that if you lived in Shoreditch or Williamsburg like a real person instead of bumfuck idaho or wherever you dwell.
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//////////Reply by Gretch
//////////Posted October 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
“shoreditch” ha ha that is so 2005
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Carles, Do u like Peaches?
alot of advertising going on…must be some good $$$$$
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chick on the right is wearing nike and stussy.
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6ths!!
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s0 bloggabl ‘electro remix’ in 5…. 4….
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doesn’t seem very bloghaus to me.
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they look sillie but in a kewl way,
but i dont like this music
it needs more angst cuz they look really electro angsty
maybe they could be an electro duo duo
maybe im just stuck in the electro era and am going 2 get ‘left behind’
maybe u have 2 be a certain amount of chill b4 u listen to it to ‘get it’
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 1:50 am
@louis, it’s the 90′s. it’s the 90′s all the time
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wait. this song seriously sucks.
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does that bro have a skeleton kay ’round his neck? think that is a metephor that means he can open n e door (in the music biz) i think. or at least the door 2 the ‘cloning machine’ [vis-a-vis The White Stripes].
‘vis-a-vis’ or ‘via’
who even cares n e more this music is s0 sad.
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not as good as the doobie bros
miss u michael mcdonalds
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damn
they look like shit
and sound like shit
kinda getting a kelly ossy vide
gross
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scanned post 4 n00ds, did not read.
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The XX SuXX.
I’m sorry, they look nice, but they sucks.
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@indie ana, Totally disagree, they suck AND they look like shit
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i think they are trying to say ‘fuck you’ to all of the people here by being ironic in a way that pissed people off. i think some bro killed their mothers or something. i’m scared
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jeez this isn’t even good
wtf carles stop wasting my time
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I’m not listening to any band whose members aren’t old enough to drink. You’re nineteen goddamn years old,
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 2:52 am
@quadruple x, they chug in old england
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 4:45 am
@Jenny Haniver,
bros get hammrd at 18 in oztralia
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//////////Reply by *_*
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 10:02 am
@quadruple x, old enough to have sex
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this band seems cool
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/43/l_6cf9af4a53414e2bb9d579c42143140b.jpg
this is me at their concert
im s0 alt
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 2:53 am
@le CEECEE, that reminds me of LoveFest in San Francisco. fucking dirty
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//////////Reply by *_*
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 10:03 am
@le CEECEE, you cute
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//////////Reply by wolvesarepeopletoo
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@le CEECEE, what is with this chick? not only does she think shes hot cuz shes slightly less ugly than her friends who look like dudes dressed in womens clothing (via british humor), but shes wearing the same thing in every picture she feels the need to post!
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//////////Reply by le CEECEE
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@wolvesarepeopletoo,
fk all of yall
i just want 2 network and get my image out there bc one day im waiting 2 b discovered i wil be the next superstar
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_4efa49e4d72647cf1adf9d62e62d3803.jpg
look how fashion forward i am compared 2 u
-le CEECEE
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//////////Reply by BK
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@le CEECEE, are you serious? that bowling ball looks big just like your head!
that’s it. i am fucking done with being alt.
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y r british ppl s000 ugli????
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//////////Reply by 999
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 11:06 am
@kari, f u
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am
@999, uh oh
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Today is a great day in alternative culture.
Today is the day Bjork collabs w/D-Lo at Housing Works.
Hope CRLS will liveblog…
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We like 19 years olds!
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great more shitty indie shit with no climax
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Think your runoff chart works backwards
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Any band with more than 3 members always has a photo-op with one or more who try too hard to look cool. The xx are no exception. Keep your bands to 3 or less y’all!
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i like these two songs. I appreciate this being posted. I plan on hearing more.
ross
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listen to teardrops, its their best fur shur.
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teardrops is best, i do enjoy these songs
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I rly thnk that thr awsome, y’all cn hush ya mouths.
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U totally called this Carles, they just got a ‘Best New Music’ on p4k. Saw it, remembered this post & thought of u. <3
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didn’t the potisheads already do this?
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
@HJ, sry meant poRtisheads
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ytf is this showing up now in october on my rss feed? the fucks this all about.
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