Yall. As u know, I am a very creative person. I am thinking about writing a television show. Please give me feedback about my ideas.
Think that I am going to cast two bros as the lead bros.
Photos via histiley
Bro #2 also seems chill.
Think that there are a lot of different directions 2 go in.
Might decide to cast a woman and have the bros be entrepreneurs.
Might make the sitcom about teen issues.
Might make the sitcom more of a ‘teledrama’ about dead bros in the alt scene and crimes and shit like that.
Might make the bros mutilate themselves’ and film it. Will make them do shit like ‘cut their peens in half’ and other stuff that the Bam Margera/Johnathan Knoxville/Verne ‘Wee Man’ Troyer did.
Might import a funnie show from Britain and do my best to Americanize it so that it is ‘critically acclaimed’ even though it is empty.
Thinking about writing some sort of tween mystery show to get an authentic following of tweens who are both smart and lonely/not allowed 2 have BFs/GFs [via the Twilight audience]
Might make it a snarkie social commentary cartoon for adults only.
Might have an ensemble cast of alt people living life in a meaningful city.
Might name one of the bros in my sitcom ’seinbro’ and have him get
Feel like maybe a reality show would work. might include ‘fighting and death.’ I have read articles that cagefighting is the new sport that people are into since 79% people only watch sports to watch ppl ‘get severely injured.’
Do yall have any ideas for a good sitcom about alternative people in our modern world? Sometimes I feel like I can’t come up with ideas that are original. Just feel so influenced by images from my youth. Wonder if I will ever create something that is totally my own, and not influenced by anything else.
Feel free to pitch some ideas in the comments section of this post, and I will relay your ideas to people I know within the industry. What types of characters + themes + plot + setting are necessary for the modern show that realistically portrays alternative ppl? Or is this show already on television [via GossipGirl/Skins/TheApprentice]?
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hihi
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haha
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“the br0 hillz” scripted n follow lives of 2 bros as they xperience their alt existence through drug n alcohol abuse..
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America’s Next Top Fggt
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//////////Reply by alt hombre
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Sean, America’s Next Top Bottom
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//////////Reply by colandercolander
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Winner!
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//////////Reply by kinda keut azn
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 1:07 am
@colandercolander, HAI-YOOOOO!!!!!
//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@alt hombre,
WIN
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Leave it 2 BROver:
a bro and his bro trying to be authentic and get the FUCK out of suburbia
for familie audiences
coming to Nick@Nite this fall
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Bromance, oh it’s been done, Gossip Bro nah hate it, what about the BroHills, yeah agree that one sucks…or how about Flight of the Concords Bros, oh yeah they are really bros, what about…
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Br0ject runway
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Alt Eye for the Mainstream Guy.
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//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
@Monk, haha
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//////////Reply by Nico
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
@Monk,
FUND IT.
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//////////Reply by Monk
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 5:34 am
@Nico, We should get a PayPal going, I would love to do this, we can put Bravo Network back in its rightful place!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 10:22 am
@Monk, yeah…because covering someone in AA makes them alt.
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 12:07 am
@Monk, lulz win.
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BRONAS
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Make Me an AltBro
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Jon and Kate + 2 (bros)
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//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@Buffalo, lol
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What about the Bronas Brothers?
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//////////Reply by sOO zany name
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@Bradford, about 2 br0s sarching for altbros to join their authentic strong personal brand band?
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The BrOC .. The start of the alt mainstream
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Survival of the Bora Bora Bros
snarky post-reality show documenting relations on the lonely island..
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newsradibro — 2 bros start a relevant weekly WNYX podcast w/the help of a zany Andy Dick
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hahahaha i feel like this is a nice upbeat change for hipster runoff. very funny
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CARLES IN CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@alt hombre, lol
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s0 p.o.’d that crls used the font rosewood [via highly refined design sensibilities [via dropping out of design skool]]
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im glad ur back, carles.
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Bros (Brouse?) M.D
An Altjew, Altbroad, Blipster and ‘Genius-level diagnostician/Asshole’-bro, who is ‘really fucking addicted’ to coke. They will solve medical mysteries in the alt community.
Feel like most of the cases will end up being fake cancer [via grifting], Kidney failure [ via 2much Sparks], and/or ‘V.D’
Mite get cancelled tho, too predictable
Any1 wanna help me pitch this?
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//////////Reply by sOO zany name
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@Joshbro, gonna do special e-fggts
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how i met your bro
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Quality shit, Carles.
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HAHA one of those bros added me on myspace.
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hAIRWOLF
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Brobreak. Bros tryin 2 becum alt
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what about Sonny with a Br0 or B.R.0.N.A.S. or iBr0wnie. br0wnie channel and Br0therloadion.
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Bro #1: “We look so hot bro”
Bro #2: ” I know bro-man, but act serious”
Bro #1: “That’s what I’m doing brother”
Bro #2: “nice”
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//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 10:26 am
@broseph, ha ha ha. reminds me of tween posers. Give it a rest already….you’re even making me feel awkward and insecure….more than usual.
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the simple life (altbro edition)
alt art fags have to spend a month in a farm with ununderstandable farmer + familie
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2 ideas
The first idea is a called “Raindrops.” It’s a music show featuring new music over stock video of rain falling. The show will be curated by two anthropomorphic raindrops with snarkie attitudes. CRLS will be the voice of both raindrop curators. This will mark the start and end of CRLS conceptual period.
The other idea involves a James Murphy reality tv show. It won’t be available on mainstream tv. It will only be available to be watched at authentic venues. Like maybe a special VIP room in the New Museum or for people who shoplift more than 10k worth of Am Appy. Or maybe on a night when Santos is dead, you can pay five dollars to watch James Murphy in a private room with your bros. The reality tv show will be directed by Wes Anderson and Spike Jonze and Sophia Coppola. The plot will be written by Hunter S. Thompson. The soundtrack will be automatically generated from the Taste by HRO app. Taste will select bloghouse tracks from bros’ iPhones based on a complex, dynamic algorithm ((authenticity + catchiness + obscurity + meaningfulness) – (p4k love + hypemachine <3s + number of times it has aired on tv)). Am Appy will pay for the banner ads and every character in the show will wear the latest zany Am Appy styles. The show will focus on relevant topics like post-modern identity and the memesphere and the future of music. Nike will make a sneaker commemorating the show in 2k20.
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//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 10:23 am
@SilverTell, pitch/humor FAIL.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 11:15 am
@hairy pouch, chill bro
the first idea resulted from listening to Basement Jaxx new single. i was remembering the days of music videos. i was longing.
the 2nd idea is more important. in a world where all music, movies, videos, documents, and data are free and transparent, it would be fun to have a deliberately mysterious and theatrical muse. something worth finding.
do u know what i mean hairy pouch?
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“Not Without My Bro”
In 1984, two AltBags follow some broad to Iran after a alternative music festival to chill and see some sights. The broad swore they would be safe. They would be happy. They would be free to leave. She lied.
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I hate Zany wig looking hair
[via Motley Crüe Wannabe bros/scene tweens]
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Bros of love-
2 bros are tired of getting handyjays from random chicks, so they want to settle down by picking from 20 super hot altchicks. It will be filmed in some place authentic, not like some mansion built 2 weeks before filming with cardboard and foam. The altchicks will have to do some zany challenges, in which they get dirty. This will help the bros decide whos ‘willing to get dirty with them’ because they are clever like that.
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Twin Bros. A chilling drama about the investigation of the murder of the local alt queen.
(Also, this is one of the funniest posts in a while.)
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im thinking some combination of bros and cheers
we can call it Beers.
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ahahaha men that one was gr8
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Bro of love
A series where hot AltSkanks try to get to tug an altbro who has achieved something some 20 years ago. The other bro could be the main bro’s butler/bodyguard/________.
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Bros and The City.
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BROs of Our Lives
BROS Know best
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galadarling.com altgal perfect fodder
I would totally watch seinbros
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“Get w/the Brogram”
Cumming to MTV 2morrow
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THE WASP AND THE BRO
Proper lady-like girls learn to be more alt and altbros learn to be more occasion-appropriate.
EWWW no.
SUPER SMASH BROS
A house full of alt bros and bags. Fight to death. Last one standing wins Steve Aoki.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Bros
get em to dress up and shit
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The Brodey Bunch
A family com/dram where 2 alt families live together and learn how 2 ‘resolve issues’ in a ‘meaningful way’
Every ep a ‘topical alt issue’ comes up for the kids like ‘How to Maximise Your Personal Brand by Shopping in Thrift Stores.’ End of every show AokiDad come in to give meaningful talk and save the day.
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‘2 Catch a Child Preddy’
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hi-tops and skinnies r played out…they look like gheyfags
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Last of the Brohicans
A meaningful depiction of the beginning of renegade alt culture.
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Are these the Millionaire Chicks with their hair done, but no makeup?
I am assuming the skinny one died from starvation or lack of “the goose” being poured into her mouf via Aoki.
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ps. Srsly h8 looking at their faces. Why am I h8ing? new feeling discovered in me? They are so gross looking, fake wig, a pooch on the bigger one, skinnier one looks like a woman who couldn’t shave b/c the rzrblade broke.
Yes, I am very shallow, even materialistic things couldn’t make these untuggables lovable/likable.
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BROMASTER FUCKFLEX: A show where you gather a bunch of bros [via TOoL AcaDemy] and make them take brotein and viagra at the same time until they can’t take it anymore and fuck each other like spartans.
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//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@seabass, holy shit
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This show was on UK tv 5 years ago – it was called “Nathan Barley” – it had that Vince Noir bro and another dude with a blog/internet startup and a bunch of hipsters pretending to be ID magazine staff… it was the best show evar.
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that’s space 15 twenty duh
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melbr0s place and beverly br0s 90210 (or br0210)
One bro hill/ bro tree hill. Br0s of Arcadia/Br0cadia
GilBro boys. Bronica mars. br0ssom, 8 simple bros, H2br0: Just add bromance, broville, saved by the bro, that ’70s bro, that ’80s bro, that ’90s bro, that ’00s bro.
My so-called bro, the wonder bros, lonelybro15, The bros of life, just for bros, dawson bros, the secret life of american bromance, laguna bros, bro xy, bro 101… wow, i sound extremely bored and desperate and bored and who cares?
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maybe 1 bro has a date w/ a altgal but then he has 2 work (dishwasher @ ____: Bar&Grill) so his other bro covers his shift for him (via identical twins/manager thinks ‘all altz r the same’) and he ends up ‘cumming’ by the end of the eppy and basically each eppy would be a varition on this format.
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fuckin ‘luv this shit’
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Everybody Hates BroMen
A 21 YO Alt Bro is kickin it in his parents attic while and passes his time by making beats on his Macbook and drinking PBR. His alt girlfriend is going to art school, and he swears he’ll buy her whatever she wants once his career gets off the ground. BroMen is just trying to keep it real in an unAlt house with wicked lame right wing rents.
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i wanna be part of this.
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//////////Reply by plastix
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@plastix, NAUT WTF
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Hilarious. Havent been on HRO 4 a while cuz I felt like it was fading.
But this brings it back 2 exactly y I used 2 <3 this lil alt/creep blog.
Thnx Crls. Gracias Carlos. Merci Carli.
- José
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30 Cock
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These 2 bros are ugly
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double shot at bro-love [via bisexual altfggt twinbros]
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