Yall. Looking at the cities that visit HRO the most. Trying to ‘get a better sense’ of who reads HRO.
From what I can tell, people in suburbia do not read HRO. People from ‘the city’ read HRO. I can conclude that only white people and rich people read HRO, because they live in ‘the city’ and ‘can afford rent/Macbooks.’
Can u find urself in this list?
Are yall ’surprised’ by a city that u ‘didn’t think was THAT authentic?
Still need more demographic info, because I basically ‘guessed’ this list.
THE TOP 500 CITIES TO VISIT HIPSTER RUNOFF
- New York
- Chicago
- Los Angeles
- London
- Sydney
- San Francisco
- Melbourne
- Philadelphia
- Don Mills (Toronto)
- Austin
- Seattle
- Portland
- Washington
- Minneapolis
- Vancouver
- Paris
- Atlanta
- San Diego
- Houston
- West Hollywood
- Madison
- Weston
- Cambridge
- Dublin
- Columbus
- Raleigh
- West Vancouver
- Dallas
- Brisbane
- Beverly Hills
- Perth
- Boston
- Denver
- San Antonio
- New Orleans
- Providence
- Auckland
- Victoria
- Eugene
- Mont-Royal
- Calgary
- Baltimore
- Outremont
- Arlington
- Washtenaw County
- Pittsburgh
- (not set)
- Ottawa
- Berlin
- Edmonton
- Berkeley
- St Louis
- Miami
- Sacramento
- Richmond
- Piedmont
- Mexico City
- Athens
- Santa Cruz
- Tucson
- Oslo
- London
- Singapore
- Champaign
- Salt Lake City
- Santa Monica
- San Jose
- Durham
- Helsinki
- La Jolla
- Tallahassee
- Milwaukee
- Manchester
- Boulder
- State College
- Wellington
- Gainesville
- Addison
- Oakdale
- Denton
- Deland
- Brookline Village
- East Lansing
- Williamsburg
- Ithaca
- Nashville
- Culver City
- Honolulu
- Goleta
- Poughkeepsie
- Lincolnwood
- Buffalo
- Santa Barbara
- Phoenix
- Lawrence
- Munich
- Amsterdam
- Winnipeg
- Blacksburg
- Carrboro
- Birmingham
- Christchurch
- Omaha
- Hamilton
- Bloomington
- Columbia
- Kitchener
- College Park
- Seoul
- Adelaide
- Orlando
- Columbia
- Albuquerque
- Montreal
- Princeton
- Syracuse
- Irvine
- Grand Rapids
- Zurich
- Bellingham
- Toronto
- Long Beach
- Hialeah
- Kansas City
- Evanston
- Charlotte
- Winter Park
- Halifax
- Warsaw
- Islington
- Copenhagen
- Las Vegas
- Jacksonville
- Davis
- Allston
- Rochester
- Spokane
- Sao Paulo
- Knoxville
- Hamburg
- Bergen
- Lafayette
- Sunnyvale
- Bucharest
- Daly City
- New Brunswick
- Burlington
- Madrid
- Oviedo
- Indianapolis
- Bristol
- Del Mar
- Tempe
- Tallinn
- Stanford
- San Luis Obispo
- Oberlin
- Charlottesville
- Guelph
- Saskatoon
- Boise
- North York
- Cleveland
- Milan
- New Haven
- Stockholm
- Tokyo
- Budapest
- North Hollywood
- Padova
- Dundas
- Kingston
- Memphis
- Puerto Madero
- Waterloo
- El Paso
- Alameda
- Lincoln
- Claremont
- Rotterdam
- Marina Del Rey
- Northfield
- Reno
- Windsor
- Lexington
- Bellevue
- Montclair
- Chevy Chase
- Moscow
- Glasgow
- Middletown
- Oklahoma City
- Tampa
- Thousand Oaks
- Beaverton
- Norman
- Fullerton
- Hong Kong
- Bryan
- Vienna
- Brookline
- Ames
- Rome
- Somerville
- Modesto
- Riverside
- New Westminster
- Glendale
- Binghamton
- Tucker
- Baton Rouge
- Lakewood
- Edinburgh
- Streetsville
- Belmont
- Palo Alto
- Altoona
- Frankfurt am Main
- Savannah
- Clemson
- Kelowna
- Kirksville
- Jamaica Plain
- Murfreesboro
- Saratoga Springs
- Lyon
- Bramalea
- Dunedin
- Cologne
- Charleston
- Monterrey
- Greensboro
- Pasadena
- Claremont
- Pompano Beach
- Portland
- West Covina
- Springfield
- Southfield
- Kent
- Lancaster
- Orange
- Burnsville
- Huntington Beach
- West Bloomfield
- Manhattan
- Los Alamitos
- Sarasota
- Leeds
- Amherst
- Lacey
- St Paul
- Bronx
- Bonita
- Barcelona
- Worcester
- Colorado Springs
- Dayton
- North Amherst
- Birmingham
- Boca Raton
- Athens
- Medford
- St Petersburg
- Emeryville
- Mission Viejo
- Istanbul
- Brighton
- Akron
- Carmichael
- Scottsdale
- Plano
- Sheffield
- Abbotsford
- Pleasanton
- Swarthmore
- Aurora
- Mcallen
- Lisbon
- Grinnell
- Burbank
- Chula Vista
- Goteborg
- Getzville
- Boone
- Schaumburg
- Fredericksburg
- Penticton
- Dusseldorf
- Beachwood
- Bangkok
- Louisville
- Irving
- South Beloit
- Granville
- Bromma
- Mountain View
- Bozeman
- Canberra
- Oakville
- Provo
- Costa Mesa
- Cambridge
- Trenton
- Agincourt
- Tacoma
- Missoula
- Pennington
- Bakersfield
- Uniondale
- Basel
- Moncton
- Oxford
- Northampton
- West Mclean
- Kuala Lumpur
- Grand Prairie
- Porto
- Wooster
- Jefferson County
- Staten Island
- San Marcos
- Osaka
- Petaling Jaya
- Mesa
- Florence
- Ypsilanti
- Rio de Janeiro
- Notre Dame
- Bothell
- Turku
- Nottingham
- Kissimmee
- New Paltz
- Kent County
- Thornhill
- Novato
- West Henrietta
- Puyallup
- Etobicoke
- Broadview Heights
- Wembley
- Winston Salem
- Wilmington
- Purchase
- Waterville
- Chesapeake
- Orem
- Tulsa
- Big Rapids
- Fujieda
- Pembroke Pines
- Santa Clara
- Arhus
- Encinitas
- Cincinnati
- Mississippi State
- Ft Collins
- Brunswick
- Bala Cynwyd
- Prague
- Surrey
- Utrecht
- Towson
- Wichita
- Williamson County
- Little Rock
- Trondheim
- Brighton
- Frederick
- Newcastle upon Tyne
- Lebanon
- Carteret
- Regina
- Carlsbad
- Guadalajara
- Duluth
- La Victoria
- Catonsville
- Auburn
- Kalamazoo
- South Orange
- Naperville
- King of Prussia
- Cheltenham
- Shanghai
- Ft Myer
- St-Leonard
- Unionville
- Carbondale
- Athens
- Pikesville
- Henderson
- Manassas
- Brunswick
- Manteca
- Utica
- Cork
- Alexandria
- Mahwah
- Riga
- Troy
- Woodbury Heights
- Newport Beach
- Kearny
- Gent
- Yonkers
- Uppsala
- Corvallis
- Fresh Meadows
- San Mateo
- Studio City
- Grand Blanc
- Geneseo
- Chandler
- Mc Gregor
- Round Rock
- Grand Junction
- Curitiba
- Westminster
- San Marcos
- Tupelo
- White Rock
- Bronxville
- Spartanburg
- Nantes
- Clarks Summit
- Orchard Park
- Johnson City
- Haney
- Oak Park
- Miamiville
- Makati
- Lansing
- Ft Mitchell
- Bekasi
- Forest Hills
- College Place
- Oceanside
- Des Plaines
- Lakeland
- Solna
- Albany
- Brussels
- Dortmund
- Merrifield
- Manhasset
- Durham
- Lille
- Chantilly
- Batavia
- San Rafael
- Brighton
- Ste-Foy
- Mobile
- Williamstown
- Norcross
- Palos Heights
- Ft Myers
- Hicksville
- Westmount
- Lancaster
- Burlington
- Cary
- Schenectady
- Norwalk
- East Irvine
- New Belgrade
- Scranton
- Peoria
- Port Credit
- Stamford
- Dekalb
- Seal Beach
- Fairfield
- Broward County
- Zagreb
- Chihuahua
- Quincy
- Ridgewood
- Roseville
- Falls Church
- Poznan
- South Pasadena
- Lethbridge
- Newark
- Sea Cliff
- Albany
- Mc Neil
- Renton
- Walnut Creek
- Mercer Island
- Fairfax
- Carrollton
- Bremen
- Anchorage
- Farmington
- Newark
- Parsippany
- La Mirada
Wonder if these are the most authentic cities/regions in the world.
Did u find urself in this list?
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264 Comments
damn
mahwah
i’ve passed by that in a train
damn
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//////////Reply by dvdi
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
London here.
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//////////Reply by patti mayonnaise
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 am
@dvdi,
“bros” from where the fuck ever in japan should be higher. honkeys have been sharking their steez for a while now. that makes them more “authentic”.
And SEATTLE!! REP!!
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//////////Reply by martial alt-s
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
no macbook–I print out all your posts and paste them into a moleskine so I can read them outside a cafe. i dont go inside the cafe because it is full of entry lvlrs.
seattle 4ever!!!
//////////Reply by snake
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@patti mayonnaise,
fuck yes 2 seattle.
and only entry lvlrs go inside bauhaus.
<3/miss u vivace.
//////////Reply by yukon
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
mercer island hmmm
//////////Reply by shoopda
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am
Most stupid list ever. Berlin and Paris should at least be in the top 5. Fckn americunts.
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//////////Reply by mark-chi
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@shoopda, haha paris is not very alt
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
@shoopda, “Still need more demographic info, because I basically ‘guessed’ this list.”
Morons
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O snap, there i am U caught me, was tryin to be inkogneato
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New york here!
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@Faisal, yeah yall. never met another person in nyc who reads HRO tho [via asking alt people if they read HRO]
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
@tragedy in toyland, Do you think anyone ADMITS to reading HRO?
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:28 pm
@anony, only entrylvlrs read hro… oh… snap…
dang, dint know Canadia was so ALT
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//////////Reply by marcosaurus
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@marvv, we’re the alt america obviously
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
@marcosaurus, canada is NOT alt.
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//////////Reply by marcosaurus
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@Anonymous, suck it
255. Barcelona
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//////////Reply by alt-bro5000
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@Andrea, Was just in Barcy for the winter. Not to many alt’s there. And most of the alt’s there aren’t from there. Lots of girls in mc hammer pants/jeans though. I’m from Vancouver by the way.
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//////////Reply by alt-bro5000
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
@alt-bro5000, Also forgot to add gettin’ a tug from an alt chick from san fran while in barcy. So how alt does that make me?
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//////////Reply by FrannieRC
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:58 am
@alt-bro5000, ‘ly shit, alt.itude in bcn is so widespread it’s almost mainstream, how can you say there are not a lot of alts? that they’re not from bcn is def true, but hell there are a fat lot down there. lived there 06-07
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//////////Reply by Andrea
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:36 am
@FrannieRC, u r totally right.
whoa, west vancouver I grew up there,
there is only 42,000 people
27 is a really strong placing
I didn’t think it was a very alt place
more bret easton ellis-esque with less glamour
/ more columbia/northface/snowboarder bros
maybe it has changed
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:32 pm
@brian, it hasn’t… west van is where pro snowboarders go to retire/open wine stores/their own real estate business
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//////////Reply by brian
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 am
@tragedy in toyland, haha real estate business
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//////////Reply by reilly
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@brian, I think this list might have confused West Van with the west side of Vancouver (maybe even the West End as well?). Everyone new to town does that, so I wouldn’t be surprised if whoever figured out locations based on IP addresses did as well.
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 am
@reilly,
maybe, but west van is its own city whereas the west end is part of ‘vancouver’ so maybe not.
Kinda backs up Carles’ hypothesis that his blog is mainly read by ‘rich white people’ but throws the ‘people from suburbia don’t’ one out the window.
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//////////Reply by idk
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@brian, it’s all aboot the EAST VAN baby okay we’re not rich but look at cmrcl drve and dont tell me it isnt alt
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DON MILLS is too alt
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@hipster run-on, not alt enough i say.
but we’re gettin streetcars….altest form of public transportation ever?
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//////////Reply by Brandon Ulrich
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@Joshbro, if davie miller runs don mills AND toronto… does that make him the most alt-mayor alive?
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//////////Reply by LAZARUS
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 am
@hipster run-on, there is something wrong with the tracking system
toronto made the list like what 4 or 5 times
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//////////Reply by sFurrt
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:08 am
@LAZARUS,
nothin wrong, toronto is just 4 or 5 times as alt as errbody else. Probly from all the straltcars
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//////////Reply by d-bro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
@hipster run-on, i might be an entry-lvlr, but i’m pretty sure queen west is most alt, yall.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
@d-bro, Queen west is mnstrm alt, College street is alt
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//////////Reply by d-bro
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
@anon, if i follow the pattern does this make harbord street even more alt? <3 u harbord bakery
//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
@anon, Linux cafe? Ojjjj’s? Bickford park?
So alt
From Madison, living in Minneapolis.
Think these are only the ‘mainstream’ alt-est cities. U should post top 1500 so we can find the more authentic alt cities, not just the alt cities every1 wants 2 live in so they go mainstrm.
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 am
@brobro,
i kno ryte? Also… if this list was authentic alt, Reykjavik would be # 1. I mean BRO…it’s ‘hella’ COLD there.
Wearing designer flannels/’distressed skinny jeanz’/ AmAppy T’s/keut clothes/Ray Bans (contrived in blizzard conditions?) so much harder @ -10
h8 ppl think they’re alt just cuz they can wear ironic denim cutoffs 24/7 via ’sunny weather’
list is inauthentic.
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#137 – Spokane!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
@YD))), Eastern Washington is the armpit….I should know. It’s all about Seattle or Portland…. and I’m leaning toward Portland.
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//////////Reply by YD)))
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 9:26 am
@anony, spokane is not as bad as people make it out to be but yeah portland and seattle are superior and I’d much rather live in pdx myself
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Nope. No Illinois on there.
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//////////Reply by altFattie
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@Girl, champaign w00t!
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//////////Reply by UIUC
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@Girl,
#64, baby!
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//////////Reply by Sasha
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@UIUC, champaign is not alt unless you consider non-alt bros and sorostitutes to be so mainstream they have become alt.
urbana is way more alt and it isn’t even that alt because everyone who lives there thinks they are the alt-est thing living. ew.
cornfields.
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//////////Reply by Rchl
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@UIUC,
Only reason CU is on this list is cuz we all from Chgo.
And our parents <3 in-state tuition
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//////////Reply by Rchl
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
@UIUC,
Only reason CU is on this list is cuz we all from Chgo.
And our parents <3 in-state tuition…
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What happened with Mexico? we’re not ALT enough?
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//////////Reply by Tyler Durden
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:23 pm
@Concertina, swine flu is the altest
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@Concertina, r’ent yall dead [via not eating ice cream]?
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“1234, I’m on a shoreline and I feel it yall”
- The Feists (ft. The BroSo Scenesters)
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The first 20 should just be different neighborhoods in NYC and Brooklyn
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//////////Reply by Lolzter
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@Anthony, yeah, i thought the only ppl who read hro were from nyc and brooklyn. might stop reading hro because i feel like it isn’t ‘getting me’ any more and i ‘can’t relate to it as much’ now that i know it’s being read by ppl from a place called thousand oaks.
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//////////Reply by dvdi
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:34 pm
@Lolzter, thousand oaks=northern LA bro
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Anthony, there are only like eight alt hoods here. maybe three in bk and five in manhattan. noticed that ‘bronx’ is on the list though. pretty alt place [via danger]
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@tragedy rofl “pretty alt place [via danger],” but even the upper east side is more alt than most of the top 100 [via Jews who look like dvenda portman-banhart]
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omg im blind we’re on 57.
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lol @ don mills
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coming in at 84.
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WALNUT CREEK STAND UP
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//////////Reply by 2k9
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:00 pm
@lacey, WC is full of bros, fuck that place.
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 am
@2k9, h8 wc s0 bad
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//////////Reply by Anna B
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@lacey, lol ure funny
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//////////Reply by lacey
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:24 pm
@lacey, i was excited, alright, guys i hope you like me … the bay area is nice
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//////////Reply by andrew
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 am
@lacey,
standin up
don’t give a fuck
i was alt before alll’ ya’lll
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//////////Reply by ////
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
@lacey, LOL, 2 true, 2 true. And don’t forget the zany screamo loving scenesters and sk8rs by the theater.
//////////Reply by andrew
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@lacey,
i can tell you’re new.
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//////////Reply by lacey
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@andrew,
not so, i swear
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//////////Reply by 2k9
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@lacey, you suck. h8 you and WC,
2k9 get a damn job!
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culver city and NoHo aer not alt.
WeHo is more alt than Houston..
this list is bullshit ..HRO hasnt even been to all of the top 10
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san frannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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//////////Reply by 2k9
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@Mia Manzano, <3 SF
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371! I FEEL SPECIAL! FUCK YOU LEBANON!
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How did you come by this order????
its based off of your page hits, isnt it….
I see how it is.
Whoever trolls your page the most gets top alt-city credit.
hrmmmm……..
Do a most alt-IP post =P
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i was the first person in san francisco to read hro
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//////////Reply by MRMNbro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@tryin2findmyself, i was the first mrmn missionary 2 read hro.
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
@MRMNbro, slc?
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//////////Reply by Christer Blipster
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:59 pm
@tryin2findmyself, no i was!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@Christer Blipster, y dont u fk off an die
niggster (i can say this im 1/2 blak or SUMTING)
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//////////Reply by Christer Blipster
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
@tryin2findmyself,
suck a dick half cracker….i can say that cause im 100% black…..
//////////Reply by you_r_not_pun_k
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
@tryin2findmyself, i think im like 1/4 black, but black is on the inside right?
//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@tryin2findmyself, not nice chrissy blippy i think im a fggt and now u r ghey basshin
u homophobe
Yay Auckland ^^
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Don Mills, really?
I thought the Annex/Ossington/Parkdale area of Toronto was ulta-alt..? Or maybe the alts there are just too alt to care for HRO because they’re too busy with their own conceptual forests amidst the concrete mess of the city.
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//////////Reply by saurus
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@alt-oid, Or too busy eating astronaut ice cream and riding segways in the science centre.
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@brro – WeHo is Alt? Yikes…Culver City has a twee night and NoHo has an “arts district.” Hate WeHo. If only Echo Park registered as it’s own HRO city.
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//////////Reply by brro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:38 pm
@seaeych, noho’s arts district is worthless and in the valley aka the burbs.
culver city is below the 10 so nobody cares. its also where ppl who just moved to LA move
weho is so stupid and superficial it turns around becomes alt. the obviousness of the sunset strip. melrose ? la cienega. only people who are true LAers live in weho cause they can stand the retardation it becomes.
alt LOS ANGELES NEIGHBORHOODS: silverlake, echo park, downtown (by los angeles street), korea town, west hollywood, SE hollywood, venice, los feliz
beverly hills and newport? thousand oaks? HRO this is just stupid….
houston, atlanta, san diego, OC?…are u fuckin stupid
ALT CITIES in USA: LOWER EAST SIDE, BROOKLYN, WEST HOLLYWOOD, SILVERLAKE, VENICE, AUSTIN (lame, new alt…weak), NEW ORLEANS, CHICAGO
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//////////Reply by seaeych
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@brro, agreed, I’ll give you WeHo, although reverse-retardation was the reason I failed out of prep-school science.
Still love it over here in Echo Park the most. But here is my list, in order:
- Echo Park – the standby
- Downtown – the blossoming
- Silver Lake – the “soon to be ruined by a bar called stinkers”
- Eagle Rock/Highland Park/Atwater – the rookies
- WeHo – the one that I’m giving to you because you typed a lot of words.
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//////////Reply by brro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 am
@seaeych, reverse retardation is epic. embrace the cokehead sunset strippers 3 decades too late and soak it up. harder to be truly alt in the hills than in silverlake (alt for beginners)
only prob with east side is its pretentious. get over it. ppl u hate r laughing their way to the bank might as well join in AND be alt.
hate southbay,westside, culver city though i tihnk we can all agree.
//////////Reply by forumbro
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
@seaeych, authentic (i.e. poor and east side) Alt-core hoods of L.A.–
silverlake
echopark
highland park (recently flooded by art students, musicians, ex art students, art teachers, and blacks)
downtown (via skid row and the fashion district)
chinatown (via spitting asians)
lincoln heights (via three thrift stores around the same block and cheap tacos every direction you look) (and footsies).
if you were to put eagle rock, then mt. washington and atwater would make the list too, but they all are kinda stale.
west side alts are a different breed entirely. they are ‘richer,’ ‘busier’ and don’t ‘know’ as much about ‘culture’ (via not being broke and sensitive)
//////////Reply by altie
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
@brro, i live in atl and everyday you see more alts swarming the place
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//////////Reply by brro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
@altie, reverse retardation is epic. embrace the cokehead sunset strippers 3 decades too late and soak it up. harder to be truly alt in the hills than in silverlake (alt for beginners)
only prob with east side is its pretentious. get over it. ppl u hate r laughing their way to the bank might as well join in AND be alt.
hate southbay,westside, culver city though i tihnk we can all agree.
#26 Raleighwood y’all
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Dublin is number 24? Feeling kind of mnstrm right now :/
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
@derpp,
kinda surprised by that 2….Dublin is not really a very ‘alt’ city.
tho maybe carles is being kinda arrogant by titling a post about his web traffic ‘the altest cities’, do ‘authentic alts’ even read HRO??
Though it was a site for entrylevelers/ people who don’t take their ‘altness’ that seriously
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//////////Reply by derpp
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 am
@Gldfsh,
That’s kinda my point Gldfsh, you’re only alt in comparison to everyone else.
If everyone here reads HRO it means I have to step it up a notch which is so much effort..
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ctrl alt delete 1-9, ATX!
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//////////Reply by Stefan Is Stefan
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@Tyler Durden,
REPRESENT!!!
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Are there really other people in East Lansing that read this blog?
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//////////Reply by PayRon
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 7:37 pm
@fishdicks,
HELZ YEAH EAST LANSING! # 83 altest in michigan.
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@PayRon, i’m in east lansing right now. let’s meet up!
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//////////Reply by PayRon
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
@AstroCandy,
party in cedar village tonight woo woo. gots sparxx
//////////Reply by ohai
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@fishdicks, naw bro.
west jewfield is where it’s at.
h8 u, trying to <3 you michigan.
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@ohai, Suffy Stevens wrote an album bout yall.
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#7 y’all
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Bristol in at #151
representing
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//////////Reply by tuff
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:26 am
@yo, i thought i was the only 1
not sure how i should ‘feel’ about other people in my city reading hro
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am
@tuff, word
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JACKSONVILLE WTFFFFFFFF SOOOO NOT AUTHENTIC THAT SUCKS DAMN
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Okay Houston and Baton Rouge…. Baton Rouge….Baton Rouge…I have to get back with ya on that one. Its pretty alt for about the 80 people who go to Spanish Moon for Velcro…the rest is frat town.
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//////////Reply by smedly
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@Rinnyriot, i’m from baltimore, but one summer i lived in BR. one night i got “too shitfaced” at spanish moon and couldn’t ride my bike home. crashed into a tree, broke my bike, passed out on the bench of a nursing home and got picked up by the police. it was one of the most meaningful nights of my life.
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@smedly, I listen to dave nada / scottie B
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LOL @ GUELPH. That’s gotta be purely me.
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//////////Reply by nonsy
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 am
@tugbro, me 2!
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//////////Reply by guelphybro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@tugbro, me 3!
<3 u guelph. want to move back for summer. [via no good summer jobs]
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putting GUELPH on the map [via reading HRO from HOME and from WORK]
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# 14
somethings wrong yall
mayb i need 2 look harder in my citie from now on
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Ugh phoenix is so faux alt. Thinking about ‘moving on up’ to a more ‘althentic’ city [via portland]. Gonna find my own alt queen to handjobs [via mouth]
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evanston/anaheim. yeeeee
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
@asdfg, like the name + my homeboys livin in anaheim= two thumbs up
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//////////Reply by asdfg
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:08 am
@sldkjas, wasn’t aware of altness of disnylnd. does mikki listn to AnCo?
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Ugh phoenix is so faux alt. Thinking about ‘moving on up’ to a more ‘althentic’ city [via portland]. Gonna find my own alt queen to get handjobs [via mouth] while listening to the animal collections
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 am
@Bloghaus,
nice plan, goodluckl
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I guess that makes sense. SF will rise to #1 in the ultimate alt take over! But then immediately go back to the 500th seed, cause since when was it awesome to be popular?
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 10:30 am
@Gabe, SF will nvr ‘rise’ to #1. permanently banned after the first homeless ’summer of love’ speed freak roasted a cat in buena vista park back in the 60s. that place is a filthy, dirty, corrupt, meth-ridden pit. the best thing about that place is that it’s built on a fault line.
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//////////Reply by Gabe
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@anonymous, omg you are soooo right. You just nailed down San Francisco PERFECTLY. We’re just a bunch of hopped up hippies looking to roast cats, and eat them. Shit, I’m roasting my fucking cat right now, and then after I roast it, I’m gonna have sex with it cause I love ‘toasted pussy’. And yup, eventually we’re all gonna get swallowed up by a fault line and die horrible horrible deaths, that can only be compared to our horrible and disgusting lives. But you know what, I’m okay with that because at least I have a sense of humor. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick.
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dayton. yay.
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I’ve met several alts from Kansas City, figured they’d make it higher on the list
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‘big rapids’
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mad surprised my city came up on here (472) …i thought we were the whitest people in the universe…i was wrong.
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don’t worry, i’m one of your faithful readers that is actually trapped in suburbia.
but soon i might be ‘going 2 the big city’
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188. Chevy Chase
?????? did Chevy Chase buy his own island full of altbros???????
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//////////Reply by fortune
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 am
@chelsea piers,
SEE CARLES WE READ THE LIST AND DIDN’T JUST APPLE+F TO SEARCH FOR OUR OWN CITIES. FOUND THAT GEM.
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//////////Reply by fortune
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 am
@chelsea piers,
wait holy shit wiki says its a real place when you disambigue it on chevy’s page (so handsome)
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//////////Reply by ......
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@chelsea piers, it’s in the alt state of maryland
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Altoona… wuzn’t there a fggt in a wheelchair there [via Harvey Milk]? whatevs happened 2 him???
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s00 glad my fellow BYU students made Provo get 301! SLC Punk [via #65] yall!!
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:12 pm
@MRMNbro, it says salt lake, not provo.
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//////////Reply by MRMNbro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 am
@sldkjas, Provo is on there 2oo. have yall read the bookz of mrmn????
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@MRMNbro, do you realize you sound like your being ironic//sarcastic doing carles speak while you try to preach ?
holla from berlin y’all. kinda sad we’re only 49. makes me feel less authentic/and more mnstrm.
h8 feeling mnstrm. <3 u berlin. h8 u new york.
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@fugly cunt, whatever berlin we h8 u. germany is america just ‘more boring’ [via i got wasted in munich once]
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//////////Reply by fugly cunt
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 8:06 am
@tragedy in toyland, serves you well for going to munich. berlin > munich
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kinda surprised burlington VT is not on the list. it’s not an authentic place at all, but there is a little alt scene made up of the CT/MA/NJ kids who move there to attend its various third-rate universities and smoke its ganj
oh nm it’s 463. still way below trondheim tho.
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:16 am
@tragedy in toyland, it’s pretty high on the am appy bagg
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How the fuck is Chicago beating LA? Fuck Chicago.
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//////////Reply by asdfg
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 am
@quadruple x, fuck u
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//////////Reply by kid
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@quadruple x, Never been to LA, but i’m fairly certain that it is not nearly as cool as chicago.
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//////////Reply by mark-chi
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
@kid, obvi chi beats la get srs
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@mark-chi, cant think of a less ‘authentic’ city than LA.
yall a bunch of fakes
rock over london, rock on chicago! (via the Wesly Willis’s)
//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@mark-chi, that’s the point behind LA, its irony/fakeness/postmodernity/seexxxxxxy tuggable movie starzzz;.
me and my roommate are the ones from osaka.
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@headalt, +________ many japalts.
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new york. #1 yall
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
@buthaxorz69, yeah yall. ‘feel weird’ for replying to every comment on this list. but kind of ‘avoiding a big paper.’
new york is the capital of the earth yall
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:29 am
@buthaxorz69, except those without a trust fund need not apply.
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Birmingham, y’all. The authentic original one, though.
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chyeah melbourne 7, but sydney shouldn’t be above melbourne, we are much more alt
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//////////Reply by anonie
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 7:28 am
@good for nothing,
woo melbourne
have u noticed it’s become overrun with ntrylvlrs/alts?
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@anonie, Anony anony anony – like a-mili [via lil wayne] which is alt to like lil wayne in aust if u ddnt kno
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//////////Reply by james murphy's chins
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
@White Blipster, melbourne represent etc!!!!!
WHY ISN’T BELGRADE, SERBIA #1???
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:46 am
@MAD@GERMS,
need more nudee pics of serbian altpeens. mite help?
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21 = madison, wisconsin?!
I used to live there. not hip.
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//////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 am
@hater, fuck you, madison should be higher
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//////////Reply by anofk
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:08 am
@pooponyoursoul, madison sux, full of indie queefs and dated hipsters (~2k7 era mgmt lovers). fuck this city, college towns suck.
ps. the student music committee had the chance to bring crystal castles to madison and voted against it. INDIE QUEEFS.
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//////////Reply by hater
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
@anofk, CC played a show in my basement in 07 w/ health!
//////////Reply by ok ok
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@anofk, at least melt banana played there
//////////Reply by hater
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
@pooponyoursoul, madison is full of college frat kids, hippies, narcissistic punk kids, and wanna be “hipsters” that have no scene or style. not alt.
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mexico, 57??? WTF? Are we retarded?? Or just aren’t ALT?
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manchester!
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I knew Melbourne’s hipster scene was huge, we have AmAppy now . . .
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ahaha newark.
there are like 4 alts in newark.
and 2 of them are blipsters.
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 am
@zach, lol, black ppl r 2 busy ‘killing each other’ 2 buy macbookz.
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
@Clausewitz, lol
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Carles u r a fool dont u know that most ppl round up. Living in that city means u r withiin a 60 mile radius. They could still be living in the suburb.
ex:
I lived in Chicago, 20 minutes away but did not have the 312 area code but it was still classified as Chicago but not technically confusing huh??
or
I lived in LA but not really I lived 30 min away or with traffic 63 min away. I just did not want to be classified as the girl who lived in the valley.
Losta kids know wat im talking about.
Nobody really lives in the city center and lotsa asian kids pretend to be white also.
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//////////Reply by wat
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:24 am
@the anyer, no 1 lives in 312 that shit is for tourists and suburbanites who live n saic dorms. 773 since 97 or w/e
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
@the anyer,
UR from Chicago? What part?
Rockdford
STFU
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s0 mad right now.
can’t believe montreal is in 114th place.
can’t believe those rich brats/cunts from TMR and Outremont are doing better than us [via #40 and #43].
they’re technically a part of montreal.
they’re not even on the am appy bag.
s0000 mad rite now.
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am
@bro, ‘the montreal scene is still the best in the world’
-xian landerbro
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is that arlington (AKA AGTOWN), texas or arlington (AKA GRAVETOWN), virginia? if its texas it belongs waaay below denton, tx.
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//////////Reply by authentanick
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@anonymous, def VA. Arlignton, TX will nevar b alt
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woo #17 atl holding it down for the souf. the alt scene down in atl is still gaining momentum. y’all just wait!
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//////////Reply by jeffro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@dirtysoufalt, true that via, FUCK YESSS. ATL people know!
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#35 New Orleans
504 WHAT UP
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MELBOURNE #7
hellza yeah
melbourne is so alt that all the mainstreamers are alt
you have to be anti-alt to be alt
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//////////Reply by ellaaaa
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@Alzord, werd
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237, yep, yep.
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#26, 919 WUDDUP
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DeLand @ 81, yall!
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Ah, Knoxville, there I am. Didn’t realize we were so alt. Thought Rilo Kiley/Metric in department stores was as “alt” as it got in these parts.
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//////////Reply by Ruthie
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Nevermind, Dan Deacon said Knoxville is one of his favorite places to do shows the other week. iGuess that’s pretty official.
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120!
Was ‘feeling a little nervous’ that Carls wouldn’t approve of my city [via not putting it in the list]. We don’t even have AmAppy. We have 2 ‘drive all the way to #11′/’order it online’.
Yall. Should this list be a lot shorter [via the list on the AmAppy bag]? Is it alt 2 live in a town that all the other alts think is alt? Or is it more alt to ‘ditch conventional alt wisdom’ and move 2 a town that is not on the AmAppy bag/not on Carls’s list/in the 300-500 range on Carls’s list???
Just want 2 move 2 Everett/Marysville/Smokey Pt/Lk Stevens/Sedro-Woolley/Concrete/_______ and live a ’simple life’.
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I feel as though I may have singlehandedly put #460 (Hicksville, home of Billy Joelbro) on the map. That’s what I get for ‘commuting’ to art school in nyc.
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H-Town in the hizzy… But wait these stats aren’t even legit. lol…
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:17 pm
@Lord Kalvin, probably not..
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#53 sacto hell of alter than london + the architects from helsinki.
sux it DAVIS.
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San Antonio y’all :)
374-Regina, that’s my name. Don’t wear it out :)
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//////////Reply by nicholas
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@Regina, fuck your shithole city, nothing alt about fat people that haven’t seen their feet in decades and supermegachurches
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p.s. You should take out the other 400 and just leave in the first hundred :)
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MIAMI represent
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//////////Reply by tanmay, greg, paul
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:55 pm
providence representtttttttt
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Grand Blanc, sup yall.
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23. Cambridge US or Cambridge UK, cos Cambridge US is pretty tiny and should probably be combined w/Boston.
From Carrolton btw yall.
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93. Santa Barbara!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by Queezy
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am
@Lux, OMG I NO RITE?
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//////////Reply by Lux
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:20 am
@Queezy,
Yeah guy! Putting SB on the map (via altness)
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9 here!! CarlesBro that’s just scarrifying. How could you possibly know this?!?! Are you watching me? [via the Truman Show/ Ed TV/ Matrix/ Run's House]
Didn’t know this area [/street] was so alt yall. Kinda thought I was all alone. Any1 wanna meet up and celebrate this newfound HRO fame. yall?
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@Joshbro, TrappedInSuburbiaBro, is that you?
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
@tragedy in toyland, hmm don’t kno that bro.
sometimes I go by Racial-IdentityCrisisBro
Not in suburbia, but city is like 45 minutes away.
Kinda wish I was living ‘where the action is’
friends?
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60. Tucson is pretty hip. We got American Apparel and rodeos.
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Don Mills isn’t a fucking city you jackoff
Gawd get it right carles!
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Ah, you forgot Cape Town, South Africa. Yeah there are a lot of ‘alts’ here. There are even white people here. Rich ones too. Trust fund kids who have moved to the city to ’study’ when really all they do is coke when they go out and weed is a foodgroup to them. All they go on about is the music, they are musical snobs. They play the ‘indie game’ – knowing more obscure bands than you. Trying to own records but really they download recommendations from last.fm or something all day. They dress in ‘zany’ alt styles they saw on a website/blog/hell even a shop window whose owners copied someone else anyway. They study languages, or some are doing commerce but keep that quiet as if it’s a ‘drag’ when really they know deep down that in a few years they will become corporate sluts.
Yeah, welcome to ‘alt’ ’scene’ in Cape Town.
But others just lol @ HRO because it fits in any contexts, even in Africa…
HRO is ‘universal’, y’all
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@Jade, went to cpt last month, ‘got wasted with rich white kids’ [via long street] every night.
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@Jade, isnt ‘AIDS’ a food group in SA?
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//////////Reply by GASH
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
@Jade,
jy allie naaiers innie Kaap, stiek8 ekse!!
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Austin Texas yall
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Where da fiz is Tokyo….cmon give credit where it is due…
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First!
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110th motherfuckers.
we got american apparel here recently, after sydney and melbourne, but before the other cities here. does this mean we’re authentic?
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//////////Reply by cp
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
@les savy TRAVIS., not rlly. am appy is the beginn of the end
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//////////Reply by xxs
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 am
@cp, xiuxiu sux
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
@xxs, if your not on the AM Appy Bag your not auth
//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@xxs, i kno it should be you’re
Seattle is totally an 11
on the altbag scale
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 am
@.tony., altbag all the way.Tacoma/Olympia
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GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN!
yes yes yesyesyesyes. my town knows the truth.
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:55 am
@ilove grandrapids,
lived there.
and no…they still have no idea.
they’r just ‘living their lifes’ via Amurcan Eagle
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//////////Reply by kid
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@ilove grandrapids, yeah grand rapids is kind of lame. Them and their Calvin College thinking they’re the hippest thing around, but still loving american eagle.
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@kid,
haha calvin!!
well…i rethought it,
East town is alt.
the FAC is alt via sigur ros/sufy-jan/BSS/Ken Heffner.
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//////////Reply by kid
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@Princess Jazzy Gems,
i almost thought about going to college there because they get good concerts to play there. It wasn’t worth it though. that place is creepy.
is there no other alt person in mississauga? really?
i thought since it is the 6th biggest city in canada there had to be at least like 3 people… (via statistics)
seriously, even oakville is on this list.
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//////////Reply by gsdf
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
@gsdf, i rescind my statement. i see port credit and streetsville…
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//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@gsdf, i like the emergence//replacement of anony with some variation of asdlfkjsad
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hmm, 34? not bad, not bad at all.
san antonio has officially ‘redeemed itself.’
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this is just carles’ goog anylitics printout.
lolz
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Is that Washington DC at number 13?
damn straight.
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28. Dallas
or close to it, at least
fort worth here
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#8
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//////////Reply by t.y?
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:54 am
@poststructuralistbro,
word.
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No. 1 “Alt” city according to Google:
http://www.altaiowa.com/
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Chevy Chase
yes.
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chi town!!!
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#38, mo fos. victoria iz the shit. altest place EVR. NY has 95% guidos and suits but victoria iz nothn but coffee shops, nightclubs, indie record shops n thriftstores. no industry or commrse 4 milez. ppl here are so alt, our mainstrmrs are entry-level alts.
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:59 am
@djk,
Victoria, Canada?
Victoria, Australia?
Victoria, USA?
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//////////Reply by djk
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@Princess Jazzy Gems, Victoria CANADA fo LIFE, yo!
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@djk,
WOOOoooo! 3 cheerz 4 VViicccc
SYDNEY ROLL CALL
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:01 am
@pete, present
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how alt are you if you live in one of the top 10 but go to school in another?
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//////////Reply by ADHD
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@anony, how alt are you if you live in the top 4 and go to school in another!
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MADISON, but only for about 10 sq miles
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really tempe is #153? lame
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//////////Reply by Entry level alt
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 am
@Entry lelel alt,
I’d like to change my name to “Entry level alt”
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am
@Entry lelel alt, If I want to fry I’ll do mushrooms.
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LOL WTF?…i live on donmills in toronto hahaha…
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per capita montreal alts everyones dick. fuck you
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I’m probably the only person from lancaster.ca that reads HRO
does that make me alt?
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//////////Reply by Oh no Oh my
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:58 am
@Oh no Oh my, #462 which lancaster is that??
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WTF CARLES….NEW WESTMINSTER!?
do you even know where that is!? WHAT!!?
ABBOTSFORD!?>> srsly? No1 lives thrr! its a Christian farm town!
mayB this list includes future alt ‘hawtspawts’?
HRO. don’t no if i <3 u or h8 u ryte now.
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//////////Reply by la ¡Cinta!
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@Princess Jazzy Gems, actually, Chad Krueger lives in Abbotsford… and the Krueg looks suspiciously similar to Busy P.
(via the nickelbacks)
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@la ¡Cinta!,
HAHA wtf!
you just proved my point.
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31 = Perth, Aus?
We don’t even have Am Appy, does that make us ‘unauthentic’ or ‘not alt enough to read HRO’?
Plus there are plenty of altbags/high level alt couples here, but every1 knows every1, because we only have 2 alt bars & 3 inner city suburbs authentic enough to rent/run macbooks in, too small-town for ‘authentic altness’??
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//////////Reply by Loot the core hound
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 am
@Lau, yer Perth is epicly high prob cause people stay at home/ read HRO . I don’t think our night life represents us very well it’s just people hangin out before std/social awkwardness gets the better of them. We do have pretty authentic parti pics bros/volcans thou. Lost a authentic stubblecore dj last night thou via San fran;_(
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//////////Reply by girlsnightout
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 9:14 am
@Loot the core hound, who will play tired alt throwbacks on a friday night now :(
feel sad might be losing reptillia 4eva in perth y’all
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//////////Reply by Girlsnightout
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
@girlsnightout,
girlsnightoutgno.wordpress.com
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Loot the core hound, Feel said for sities tht dnt hve am appy – prth is ok tho, so far west man
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103. Omaha ? mmmm.. no. we’re really not that kewl here.
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//////////Reply by mainstreamer
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 am
@heartlander, it doesnt seem as hip because once you reach a certain level of altness, you leave the midwest and go to a major urban market. one of omahas biggest exports is hipsters to nyc.
think about it: they opened an am appy store downtown.
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repetiste un chingo wey y chihuahua no existe
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//////////Reply by H8 DE quilers
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Mariana, Zi xist… stoyi sntado n ella (s nta!)
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worcester “reppin”
good poascht
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@born & bread,
<3 ur sauce bro!
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carlos-
1. you made this list up.
2. berlin is the ALTest city on earth. it’s been that way since the 1920’s.
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am
@timmy, think that was *just* the 1920’s – 1945
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Melbourne is not alt.
Mainstream central. I’ve seen four genuine alts in the time that I’ve been here… other than that, it’s filled with idiot boys wearing fucking waistcoats. Waistcoats! I’m not even joking, y’all.
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//////////Reply by cp
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:36 am
@Rene, you know nothing/no1.
but, right about the idiots/waistcoats…
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//////////Reply by don simon
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 am
@Rene, where in melbourne are you, cos id say people in the city would know about this site, whether thats good or not…
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@don simon, R there mor MelBros that read HRO as opposed to Sydney Alts? Syd has the ‘more authentic feel’ but are we out numbered?
Is Australia as a whole ‘not alt’ are we ‘trying to hard’ should we be happy being ‘immune to swine flu’ are we to far away from tao lin / ellen kennedy / other short story writers to ever ‘get it’. Will going to Oxford art factory ‘make me Alt’? where else in Sydney makes ‘you alt if you go there on regular occasion’?
I have ’spoken to CRLS before [via twitter, offering youtube videos he cld use in his posts, and did use in his posts] does that make me an alt bro[via the cobra snake trying to get rich off ‘alt parties’ ‘Alt life’ ?
not trying to be carles with TLDR posts, ‘just want to know’
Pls help
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ATL, whuddup?
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY
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wow, SINGAPORE? Really? Quite proud.
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//////////Reply by notaltenough
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:32 am
@IRY, I’m very proud of Singapore’s #63 position. Although I’m not an ‘authentic’ alt cos’ I don’t go to homeclub on a regular basis.
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//////////Reply by search4authenticity
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@notaltenough, more like a place where bros who ‘play in bands’ meet bros from other bands to ‘discuss the scene’ [via topshop]
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170
pleast tell me i’m not alone
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i love how SF is #6 and the rest of the bay area is in the upper 400s. ha.
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//////////Reply by xxs
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:30 am
@Steve, PALO ALTO, BELMONT, STANFORD PENISULA ROLLZ DEEP
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lulz sydney as about as alt as Vegas….
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need to find out what city #501 is, then move there. need to move as far away from hipster runnoff as is physically/metaphorically/theologically possible….just can’t deal with a world that “worships” hipster runoff.
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//////////Reply by stg
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:49 am
@michael,
should perhaps stay away from teh internets then.
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No, but I did find Durham twice and nothing for forty seven. Is Dublin not on it or am I just blind?
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am
@Alafolie,
you must be blind, its number 24. I found london twice but then realized there’s a ‘London’ in ‘Canada’
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Helsinki, bitches
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Can’t believe edmonton is number 50 on the list…. I hate this place…
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//////////Reply by djk
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@ryusuke, you mean deadmonton? You know, because all you have is massive shoppingmall suburban wasteland? and it makes you die inside…?
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//////////Reply by ryusuke
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@djk, i think by now im pretty much a zombie… need to go somewhere dope to revitalize myself…
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//////////Reply by Willis
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@ryusuke, i agree, i hate this place. MOVIN OUT AFTER I GRADUATE
Cork city, ireland is the 398th…i thought i was the only one..i feel kinda inauthentic now:(
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 8:42 am
@Stu,
you would have had me too, but I ‘moved to a major metropolitan area to find myself’
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Munich ante Amsterdam!!! Amsterdam the altest city ever!! munich fuckin´ city
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Wajj. Chile..santiago really suuuucks.
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//////////Reply by Milen
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@pancho, Hey! santiago doesn’t suck! all the abc1 alt bros are really fun to watch in Bellas Artes! haha
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bitburg, germany did not make it!
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110 y’all!
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#200 YALL
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oh, I feel for the Plano-ites.
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Oakland alts are too poor for internets apparently. way authentic.
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COLLEGE PARK??? WTF is that the yonge and college corner in toronto? or just all of college street…i live there haha. toronto made the list like what 4 or 5 times
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YA! Århus #354
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@Nikolaj, sketch bro.
-erik [via meatbot deatsquad/reading the internet]
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//////////Reply by Nikolaj
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 3:26 am
@Kenny G, dude you’re sketch. Haha, you scrolled the entire page
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Yall are morons, tbh. Nobody cares whre you live all that matters is what you live – meaning – r u gay or not.
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@Uncle Farkus,
ur just sad cuz ur not on the list.
its ok to ‘get emotional’ sometimes
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Raleigh, woop woop!
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you have three anthenses in there, eh.
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164 Milan
We had Bronques here last week, and Am Appy too
:(
lol@Varsavia and Tallin
I mean wtf
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I’m curious which Lancaster is which as well…
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245 IN THE HOUSE BITCHES
W. BLOOMFIELD REPRESENT
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TORONTO
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#168, budapest… can’t believe bucharest beat us.
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//////////Reply by rrrrr
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am
@m, bucharest here, can’t believe we beat you either
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LOL 200.Vienna
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Just glad Kalamazoo made the list! Interesting groups of alts here…
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<3 u columbus <3 u carles
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I feel Miami it Alt, not because i live there. On the way its has everything that it needs
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//////////Reply by D
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
^ Uhhhhhhhhhh, what?
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//////////Reply by wut
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@D, Floridiots, pay them no attention. I spend my life surrounded by these ‘people’ Miss u PA
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Am curious –
what is the most alt way of ‘killing urself’? I think most entrylevels go the way of Sylvia Plath or Kurt Cobain of ‘The Nirvanas’. What would u do? Would prbly go with burning charcoal to b ironic like lead singer of band ‘Boston’ or slittin my wrists while wearing sunglasses and a headband like Richie Tenenbaums.
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lulz brighton so high wtf? way more alt than ldn coz only alt bros inhabit brighton whereas ldn has more mainstream bros than it has alt ones same with la too many mainstream/ associations with mass produced middle america for it to be classified as purely the altest city eVA
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Dusseldorf. 289.
this sucks.
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//////////Reply by rrrrr
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@boi, the am appy european headquarter =O alt-genesis
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
@boi, lol @ silli name
is that for real?
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lot of MN cities. Proud of u.
My city wasn’t on here. Feeling vulnerable rite now. Wonder though if mine is the most alt because it is the most obscure?
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Don Mills is the asshole of the Toronto area
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
@lolz, I agree. I shit on don mills
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New Brunswick = Too many dbag/dbaguettes
FEW entry level alts.
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
@Jonny R, entry lvl alt/new brunswickan/non-wiccan/widget–fuck this town–guy who looks like jason schwartzman [via phantom planets days] who stands outside English Literature building all day. fuck him
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North Carolina is surprisingly alt. Although they did totes go blue and get Barry Obammy elected
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santa cruz for lyyyyyyfe, rep dat 831
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Mexico City should be in top 20
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YEAH OWSTIN
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carles can you post the addresses of all the people who read your site who live in baltimore plz so i can make some new friendz?
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vancouver
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chicago? wtf
niccka im form here and it aint alt
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//////////Reply by lix
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
@wes, are you kidding? the chi kids are alt as shitttt
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
@wes, prolly on the souf side
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I guess ytown is too ‘poor’ to be ‘alt enough’ for that list :|
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yeah, belin should be numero uno
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R there mor MelBros that read HRO as opposed to Sydney Alts? Syd has the ‘more authentic feel’ but are we out numbered?
Is Australia as a whole ‘not alt’ are we ‘trying to hard’ should we be happy being ‘immune to swine flu’ are we to far away from tao lin / ellen kennedy / other short story writers to ever ‘get it’. Will going to Oxford art factory ‘make me Alt’? where else in Sydney makes ‘you alt if you go there on regular occasion’?
I have ’spoken to CRLS before [via twitter, offering youtube videos he cld use in his posts, and did use in his posts] does that make me an alt bro[via the cobra snake trying to get rich off ‘alt parties’ ‘Alt life’ ?
not trying to be carles with TLDR posts, ‘just want to know’
Pls help
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//////////Reply by Elton
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 am
@White Blipster, AmAppyAdel 4 life ‘n luff.
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 am
@White Blipster,
could head down to; world bar, moulin, ruby rabbit, q-bar, candy’s and 77 and i think u could re-main ALT.
Sydney are more authentic alts as opposed to melbourne.
OAF on may 19th for Dj Sega…FUCH YEAH!!
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WHAT ABOUT ORLANDO, FLORIDA CARLES???!!!
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//////////Reply by wut
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@Laurie, Orlando is 111. Way to prove urself as a tru floridiot. This city should be 500. Place sucks balls.
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//////////Reply by asdfg
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 3:28 am
@wut, haahah
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Stop the shit carles, that list is full of inconsistencies.
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#137 Spokane, USA: closest Top 500 location to my whereabouts in the Canadian Wilderness. Sad that it’s closer than all the alt-Canadian cities… especially ’cause Spokane is a terribly unpleasant city. Also, there is a disturbingly high concentration of KKK in the area, but it is close to the Sasquatch Festival.
#221 Kelowna, Canada: Kamloops is close to Kelowna, and is far more alt, but didn’t make the list at all. I guess Kelowna does have an Am Appy… but it’s also the unofficial douche-bag capital of Western Canada.
#274: Abbotsford, Canada: the home of Chad Krueger and the Nickelbacks and a lot of Christian farmers: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/trying-to-make-sense-of-my-site-statistics.html#comment-49190
#41: Calgary, Canada: have trouble accepting that Alberta is alt; it’s cowboy + oil rigs. But, I guess Pitchfork just wrote about The Rural Alberta Advantage, plus Calgary has a lot of rich art students whose parents are “Oil Barons/Tycoons”.
#38: Victoria, Canada: Gets a lot less good shows than nearby Vancouver, but I suppose you can take a ferry from Victoria to either Vancouver or Seattle. And there are a lot of bunny rabbits on the streets.
#50: Edmonton, Canada: another Alberta city… kind of up near the North Pole. Edmonton kids like to brag about their indie-music scene. Indie-bands to come from Edmonton: the terribly mediocre Shout Out Out Out Out.
Overall, it looks like Western Canada totally slayed Eastern Canada!
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//////////Reply by cowtownAlt
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@la ¡Cinta!, Good analysis.
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//////////Reply by rimbaud
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:32 pm
@la ¡Cinta!, You aren’t Toronto. Sorry.
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//////////Reply by piss
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 11:36 pm
@la ¡Cinta!,
nickleback are from alberta you fuck
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//////////Reply by la ¡Cinta!
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:34 am
@piss, according to their Wiki, Nickelback were “formed in Hannah, Alberta,” but are “now based in Vancouver, British Columbia.” The Krueg has a large house pretty much next door to my bro in Abbotsford. I’m sure anyone who goes out in downtown Vancouver can tell you a story about Nickelback’s d-bag “VIP” party crew.
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//////////Reply by calgz4evr
//////////Posted October 2nd, 2009 at 1:01 am
@la ¡Cinta!, definitely surprised at how high Calgary got on there, but we’ve definitely developed a few indie hotspots, and have a sweetass art college full of hipsters, from what I hear.
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52. St. Louis MOTHERFUCKERS
I said it must be yo ass cuz it ain’t yo face, I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill
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ohh yess HELSINKI @ 69 assholes!!!!
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chicago is where the alt supergroup the Fall Out Boys are from
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@anon, banged pete wentz’ cousin a couple times lol
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Regina? really?
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‘i <3 #31′ -the pavements.
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//////////Reply by cp
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 1:45 am
@Clausewitz, ‘walk to #42′ – the pavements
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new haven 165 hahaha
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Memphis, TN y’all
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i love that this post has so many comments. everyone likes to rep their city
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damn, Bryan, Tx really? Didn’t think anyone even read HRO from here. BTX is so not alt though…
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that list is fake, y’all.
why would paris be #16?!?!
everybody knows that french people can’t read or speak english.
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How is winnipeg on here we aren’t alt at all =[
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wow crlz u made rchmnd #55. dnt u knw the whle city is fcknzg hipstrz.dirtty dirtty hipstrz.
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is #108 college park, maryland?
bmore/washington here
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#264 St. Petersburg!
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RAISE YO HAND IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO LOOK DOWN TOO FAR!
BROOKLYN & SHOREDITCH REPPING!!!
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Reading this blog makes ALTs more “Authentic”? lol… what a mainstream/’bandwagony’ mentality lol….
(ie:’Using “Axe” makes u sexc’/'drinking gatorade makes u athletic’/'Having alot of “friends” on myspace makes u popular’)…
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‘Glad’ I live/am from a city in the top 1. & the city I go to ‘college’ in is also on the list
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lol syracuse holla!
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I’m probs the one from 390. the dale
HRO = my guilty pleasure
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TORONTO
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I’m glad to see New Paltz on there, sad to say though that since the school has raised its standards we’re not that alt anymore, however there are lots of artkids
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chicago is alt.
WICKER PARK YALL BITCHES DONT KNOW
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Top 15… Vancouver
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Blacksburg represent!
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176, not bad for my old city
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Crls, u should make a poll on how many visitors who visit from New York are actually transplants from suburbia.
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@nicholas Ha! I think you’re a little jealous. It’s okay though, we all get a little jealous at times. No need to take it out on innocent people. :) So stfu and suck a dick, you pussy.
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//////////Reply by eastsidebro
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
@Regina, learn how to comment, idiot.
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//////////Reply by Alt
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:14 am
@eastsidebro, Chill out dude
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THE BING, yes pleaz
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HRO from Santiago Chile yall!
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As far as I knew I was the only alt person in Ames, Iowa. Do no altbros want to hang out with me? Am I really all alone here/spend too much time on my macbook?
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//////////Reply by hallam
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
@logan, I live in Iowa, but gonna move to chicago soon. HAHA boy, you re alone. Here’s only corn what you can find.
And where the fuck is ames?
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//////////Reply by logan
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
@hallam, Iowa State. Surprising number of design students
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//////////Reply by hallam
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
@logan, omg seriously? still, Iowa is zero authenthic…
i think that my frequent visits alone have pushed wilmington up to 344
butwait north carolina or delaware
CLARIFICATION PLS ):
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my city isnt on the list cause its too alt for all you cyver drones to know about
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i think i put blacksburg in the 99 spot, or maybe a tiny college town in southwestern va is naturally in the top 100 altest places. confused yall.
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ATL is ALT
L5P Holla!
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//////////Reply by monster
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 7:56 am
@jeffro, Holla!
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LAstrm? lol
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think i put mississippi state on the map ba-by!
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so Nashville and Murfreesboro Tennessee officially have more alts than Manhattan?
not sure if that’s a neat paradigm shift or a giant drag
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Well. At least Oslo, Norway is the most alt city in Scandinavia since Stockholm and Copenhagen is way down on that list. And we are half as many people. Interesting. This should be blogged about ;)
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athens, ga needs to be in the top 10. y’all.
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clrly u hvn’t been to portland it shud be #2
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//////////Reply by DK
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@merc, behind seattle
lolz oh wait it is
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
@DK, Seattles fuckin expensive compared to stumptown but downtown doesn’t roll up quite as early.
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yeah athens, ga should at least be on the list. ath alts are scummy as fuck
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Just moved to Montreal today…
114th?
I’m going 2 b so lonely.
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Hi CRLs I’m back. Any who I’m upset that Boulder is 74. I would think that there would be a bigger fan base. Guess not.
All the fake boulderites from Cali are ruining it for us colorado ppl.
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#102 churrchurr.
don’t encourage them, carles!
yes i’m talking to you. y’all people who sit at c1 and smoke your cigarettes in unison and cried when that guy left the tiger tones. need to get the hipsters out of christchurch. send them back to wgtn. need freedom and space and less people at c1 so i can get an outside table/table at the back on cold days.
GODDAMN YOU CHRISTCHURCH.
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//////////Reply by ohnouditnt
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 2:37 am
@secretz, swap u for the douches hoggin strtz tablz in Melbs talkin bout “skiin mountinz” in Aus. Mebbe cn send all 2 wgtn….? <3 the Church.
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//////////Reply by getfucct
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 7:49 am
@secretz,
whoa, so proud of being from christchurch 4 first time in my life. 102nd pretty good yall. hey secretz soulfood is way cooler than c1, all vegan and shit!~
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wait really.
#460- hicksville?
hicksville? really?
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Damn, I was so close to having Madison in the Top 20. I guess I need to start checking 3 times/day.
Might visit Vancouver soon.
Might also visit Tacoma soon.
Where u at Carles?
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I thin Montreal started all that hipster shit. Am appy started in Montreal and Vice started in montreal too. The 2 things that make you all alive. when peeeps were grunge in the 90s all over the world, montreal peeps was hipsters. Now hipsters are played out here. from a long time ago.
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helping put Madrid in #148!who is from Oviedo?
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//////////Reply by holla
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 am
@Pretty Young Tits, holla I’m from Madrid too. most alt city in Spain.
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HAMBURG!!
feeling so authentic right now! u make me happy crls <3
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407. ’cause they invented the mash-up
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NO OAKLAND!!! this list is bullshit…Oakland is the Brooklyn in the bay area
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//////////Reply by *
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
@LeAndre, crls probably didn’t want to get shot or something
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17, houston, post-blipster
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New Orleans is way alt. Just got back from there and the altbroads are out of control alt there. I think that American Apparel should move its headquarters
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chevy chase!
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berlin 49?
cuntfuckface you are
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OKC coming in strong
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berlin yall
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At first I was shocked that there was no Chappy Hill, but then I saw that Carrboro was #100 and I realized that you knew that since Cat’s Cradle is in C’boro it is the more auth of the two. Interesting to see Raleigh, Durham and C’boro all in the top 100. Triangle represent yall!
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yea carrollton! (via me)
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LA after Chicago? really? I’m kinda surprised…
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athens yall. either 58 or 391?
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hollywood hills, my neighbors are hipsterish alts that are too stuck up to say a word to me. rich young alts drive their fancy cars down my streets. the girls are all attractive and white OR AZN. im in altHAVEN CRLS!
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I’m surprised Edmonton is #50! That’s a good thing though :) Barely anyone knows about Edmonton.
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//////////Reply by Willis
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@Willis, but then again, i visit this site like 50 times a day so….
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Shepparton. Bogan/Skank central.
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LA :D
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philerdelphiers ya
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i probably know 90% of the people from miami that read hro.
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All this talk of “authenticity” makes you automatically phony. It’s like someone bragging endlessly about being humble.
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 2:23 am
@Square, you’re right… but wrong cuz you dont ‘get’ it
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Austin! Thought we would be higher on the list haha.
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//////////Reply by Gusher90@aol.com
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:28 am
@Dave Johannes, Want to visit Austy-heard the music scene was ALT. Wonder if Chevy Chase is meanin’ful via Pauly Simon and the Chevy Chases. ps. FROM KEARNY, NJ YA’LL (racial melting pot suburb outside Newark aka BRICK CITY
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//////////Reply by Gusher90@aol.com
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 12:30 am
@Gusher90@aol.com, Chevy Chase-listed 188
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I’m in Orlando, #111
woop woop
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well i must say i’m suprised that 2 australian cities were in the top 10.
sydney represent!
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Columbus #25! this really doesnt shock me. so many alts/hipster/american appy sporters thinking cbus is like Chicago or something. talked to three kids bout HR this weekend alone. Craziness
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If I were to make a list
1. New York
2. Paris
4. LA
5. Berlin
6. Sydney
7. Seattle
8. Baltimore
9. San Francisco
10. Miami
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//////////Reply by globalaltbro
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 7:56 am
@globalaltbro, there should be a 3 in there, London
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:30 am
@globalaltbro, City List FAIL
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//////////Reply by jordan
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@globalaltbro, not baltimore
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Seems this list is authentic. Results confirmed.
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Im from boston
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I’m glad Philly made the Top 10.
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//////////Reply by j
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 10:44 am
@yvynyl, unfortunately the hipster grifter got the memo as well
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382. South Orange? As in South Orange, New Jersey? NONSTOPLOLINGIRL
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
@Lynn, orange county, nj– w/ jack blax and colin hanks jr.
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//////////Reply by jordan
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
south orange via not alt. s3+0n h@|| only has br0s. try maplewood carles?
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Yes! Anchorage in the house!
We <3 HRO.
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149! northern spain represent!
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yall, why is d.c not on the list?
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haha what springfield (#238) are you talking about? hopefully springfield MO (where I did most of my growing up), which is sort of the farthest from being ALT evarr but since I live in new york (#1)…used to live/go to school in Purchase (#345, suny purchase FTLx10)…i’m from Los Angeles (#3) originally…
where is buenos aires? and i would have thought that any city that had an am appy (read: white plains and ann arbor) would surely be in the top 100!
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damn. Albuquerque beat Bellingham
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Kalamazoo is not alt. it’s just dirty. big dif crls.way 2 just point at a map and figure that was alt enough
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represent burbank brahs
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#29 brisbane = altest city in oz
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Which one of you Chinganos came to my machingue?
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#5! sydney!
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long beach woot
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wow, no Asheville? Very surprised.
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this blog is retarded and desperate
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@lincoln hesse, wtf br0 that’s not chill.
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//////////Reply by lincoln hesse
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@Clausewitz,
1. aint your bro
2. blogs like this talk shit about the people and personalities that bear closest resemblance to their own. it’s fuckin retodded. it could at least be funny or entertaining.
3. get real and stop reading this dickheaded immature bullshit.
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//////////Reply by lincoln hesse
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@Clausewitz,
4. no offense
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who the hell else from houston reads this? all the alt-aware in this town are for shit.
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medford nj?
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feel free to put of some states or something carles
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Santa Barbara! 93 baby
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ann arbor is totally more alt than a lot of these places. american apparel right next to a starbucks which is right next to urban outfitters.
+totally high liberal and ghey populations
some of the most lenient marijuana laws in the country. hash bash anybody?
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milrawkeee
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rockin out at 167.
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Wellington is definitely above Aucks.
Only buisness people live there.
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DUB V!!!!!! Morgantown!!!!
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