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Sometimes I wonder what we will be like when we’re old, yall. Like will we still be the same size, and still look the same? Will we have grey/gray/white hair/go bald? Will we be like ’suddenly everything has changed’ [via the Postal Servicing]? I feel inspired to ’stay young 4evr’ by this beautiful old woman wearing an altbro colour palette.
I hope that when I’m old, I’m still able to stay ‘fresh.’ I just want to be kewler than my kids and grand kids, and I don’t really want to let them experiment with trends that are doomed 2 fail. I just want them to be a lot like me, and if they ever stray from the path of authenticity, I will lash out at them, like I am deeply disappointed in 1 of their life decisions. Not sure if I even want them to be successful, but I think I just want to know that they aren’t ‘wasting their glory days.’ Miss being seventween, yall.
1 day I will be on my deathbed (wearing Am Appy)
and I will look back on my life
and I will say ‘i was a chill ass bro
who just wanted to have a good time
and there’s nothing wrong with that’
Scared about getting old, yall. Don’t want to lose ‘the most important’ parts of ‘me.’
What do yall wanna be like when u grow up and are about 2 die?
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2nd
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1st, because 2nd failed.
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Starting at min 2:45, that’s how.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jimxXUmadak&feature=PlayList&p=1D7C49EDE622AFDA&index=28
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//////////Reply by monster
//////////Posted May 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
@Mightytaiger, Why are you into the crap? weirdo
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted May 21st, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@monster, yeah, i guess it’s weird to be into anything other than what’s on “cool” magazines…or “fashion forward” blogs.
Maybe if Vice did an article about it you’d give it the time of day…because they are like, totally anti-establishment!
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//////////Reply by willy
//////////Posted May 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
@Mightytaiger, anti-disestablishment
wonder what facial piercings will like like in 77.9 years [via gravity].
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im pumped to have to wear velcro shoes again
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hope 1 of yr grandkids murders yr azz if you try and step to them. that would be ‘authentic’
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Bingo!
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Think hipster granny wants to go to the bone zone?
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the ‘diem’ has been ‘carpe’d’. this broad has nailed it.
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I think Joseph Cornell has already stolen her “baubles” long ago.
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II Funny. She DJ’s at a club down tha street from me in Toronto.
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wnt 2 die before I’m this old.
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is mainstream the new alt?
think about it from your perspective
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted May 21st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@herbert, mind blown
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wow i look just like her..so cool
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//////////Reply by Onkel_Orakel
//////////Posted May 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 am
@Jenny Haniver, Wow! Your nickname is Jenny Haniver. Soooo… you have interest in mermaids?
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Onkel_Orakel, i have an interest in fake things. made things.
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i like that she’s wearing a Persian rug for clothing
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I hope to live a very long life and die in my 100’s.
I’m going to donate my body to science.
yeah dying does scare me. where do we go? what happens?
Carles,I love this blog.
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“is that….leather” (me gazing longingly in that g.i.l.f.’s sweet, hide of a mug). Followed by, “I’m mentally undressing u in ur tibetan ceremonial robe n imagining u in something more…comfortable (via snuggie)”. And finally, “babe, lets go back to my place put on the new nat king cole (via label reissue) and u can show what the roaring 20s were really all about (via suffrage n prohibition, and wanting IT (votes, sparks, dirty sex) really bad)
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ha. when i fuck woody allen i pretend i am fucking this broad.
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4evah young. i wanna be 4evah young
- the youth groups (via being over 25, therefore middle aged)
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hello all am new to USA
what age do we die??
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wnt 2 die before I’m this old. [2]
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Maybe like a blonde Yoko Ono. She’s still hip wears black leather, sunglasses. Or maybe be kind a Lou Reed and just do tai chi.
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“We wont be seventween forever and we can get away with this 2nght” via The Metro Stations
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