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Yall. I know that most people who seem 'arab'/'islam'/'muslim'/whatever generalized term for people from the Middle East-ish/India/Pakistan/Afghanny are NOT terrorists. But srsly...do yall feel like as Americans, u sort of 'fear' people who seem a lil bit too ethnic. Would u ever party with a bro who u racially profiled, or do u just try to party with people who are your colour + 1 blipster + 1 azn + 1 half-mexi? Do u think that 'white people' just manage to fit in the most?

Wonder if partying with 'the enemy' would land me in Guantanamo Bay [via Shawkshank/Harold and Kumar].

Wonder why I feel so obsessed with racial issues. I feel excessively paranoid, like I might be 'racist' deep down, and there is nothing I can do to 'unteach' myself.

Have u ever been boarding a flight, and u look around for the 'bro who seems like the most likely to light his shoe-bomb on fire and take the plane down'? Feel like it is usually some sort of Arab person, or a bro who is dressed like he is from the Middle East, or a very suspicious normal looking bro who is probably some sort of medical student. I feel weird when they see u looking at them, and they are like 'fuck u bro. I'm not a terrorist. My family is richer than urs and I have a better education than u.' It makes me feel hella guilty.

Yall. is there something wrong with me? Or am I just 'a stupid american' who went 2 public school? Feel worried that I am not 'globally aware' enough even though I studied abroad in Europe/Boston.
Srsly though... would u partie with a terrorist? What would u do? Which terrorist would u partie with? Is George W. Bush still a terrorist, or is he a chill bro now?