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Yall. I know that most people who seem ‘arab’/'islam’/'muslim’/whatever generalized term for people from the Middle East-ish/India/Pakistan/Afghanny are NOT terrorists. But srsly…do yall feel like as Americans, u sort of ‘fear’ people who seem a lil bit too ethnic. Would u ever party with a bro who u racially profiled, or do u just try to party with people who are your colour + 1 blipster + 1 azn + 1 half-mexi? Do u think that ‘white people’ just manage to fit in the most?
Wonder if partying with ‘the enemy’ would land me in Guantanamo Bay [via Shawkshank/Harold and Kumar].
Wonder why I feel so obsessed with racial issues. I feel excessively paranoid, like I might be ‘racist’ deep down, and there is nothing I can do to ‘unteach’ myself.
Have u ever been boarding a flight, and u look around for the ‘bro who seems like the most likely to light his shoe-bomb on fire and take the plane down’? Feel like it is usually some sort of Arab person, or a bro who is dressed like he is from the Middle East, or a very suspicious normal looking bro who is probably some sort of medical student. I feel weird when they see u looking at them, and they are like ‘fuck u bro. I’m not a terrorist. My family is richer than urs and I have a better education than u.’ It makes me feel hella guilty.
Yall. is there something wrong with me? Or am I just ‘a stupid american’ who went 2 public school? Feel worried that I am not ‘globally aware’ enough even though I studied abroad in Europe/Boston.
Srsly though… would u partie with a terrorist? What would u do? Which terrorist would u partie with? Is George W. Bush still a terrorist, or is he a chill bro now?
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//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 9:58 am
@Henderson (real nme),
Anyway not all indians are terrorist as they relate. Almost not all. We believe in a soul that is eternal. In Israel it is thou shallk love thy neighbour as thyslf as I know. Ignore you nfriend. Very stupid.
Kanan
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uggh, i got drunk 4 the first time on friday
i told all the girls they were beautiful
i shook everyone’s hand, and asked them if the used lotion cause their skin was so soft
i played air bass when i went into the room music was playing in
i told this guy he was a ‘chill as bro’ and he told me not to call anyone bros around here. i laughed and told him that how i knew they were bros.
there were no terrorists
xcept this guy that punched another guy, but that was minuets after i left
he seemed like a super-chill bro up until then
maybe we are all a lil bit terrorist on the inside
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:01 pm
@aw, fukk,
fuck bro
my spelling was way off a couple of times.
this one really bothered me: **told this guy he was a ‘chill ass bro’**
neways
this might be my fave post of all time <3 u Carles!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 9:55 am
@aw, fukk,
being drunk is insane, but get me a hair of the dog that bit me.
I use to sleep with jack daniel undrmy pillow.
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//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 10:01 am
@kanan,
no you friend was wrong to say all indians are terrorist, we are not. We have lived through the torment of even Alexander the Great. His coins are here.
Dont say this mplease. Tk.
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wut dah fook yu meen. eye b all op on dem hos
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went to an evangelical church 2day
the pastor/evangelist was White and 88-100% of the congregation was Black
the pastor said ‘FIRE’ into a microphone and everyone fell on the floor and convulsed and said ‘halleluyah’
i think brown-to-black people with ‘religionz’ might just be ‘fucking insane/stupid’
and that rednecks/neo-nazis/masonic world leaders are ‘fucking awesome’ because they invented english or something
and invented america too supposedly. and i am a ‘patriot’ to my nation, and would blow up my shoes to ‘protect her interests’
but i am also down to chill/drink/be a martyr
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//////////Reply by $wrth
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
@bmcgillicuddy, phaaahahaha every1 read his blog
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//////////Reply by lulz
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@$wrth, 15 year old tao lin wannabe from wut i gather
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//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 10:05 am
@bmcgillicuddy,
No its darkness and light always as the sunrises anet and brings darkness. We did not create it but we enjoy it right. Did you create it. Can you sit and admire the sunlight. Perhaphs then you will understand God. The sun is the very reason you are alive today you know.
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Eh Carles, I <3 you man but dis is a littl 2 farrr
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I don’t know how to take you sometimes…I really don’t.
You make my brain itch.
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//////////Reply by miss koRn
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:46 am
@Trace-mace-2000, yeah it’s weird, how many levels of irony can he tackle?
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//////////Reply by Trace-mace-2000
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@miss koRn, Like…one minute I’m outraged.
The next I’m laughing.
Carles you make me bipolar.
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//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
@Trace-mace-2000,
A bipolar transistor has collecter, emitter and and abase, be a bipolar true enough.
2 far. u used 2 be cool when u just talked about the skinny jeans and the wayfarers but now u just like to talk about ‘the issues’. tone it down and blog about new ways 2 become more than the every day ’steve’ and eating nutella or maybe something ‘cool and french’ like sanpellegrino or orangina
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yes, this is racist bullshit and yes, this makes you look like a “stupid american” to use your own words.
No wonder you fall in to the depths of despair. You are a hater.
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//////////Reply by jordan
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:36 pm
@gebgdc, stfu.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:42 pm
@jordan,
careful, he might be a terrorbro
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:39 am
@gebgdc, Also think crz ‘took it too far’ and ’said some stupid shit’ but feel like that was the entire point
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 1:07 am
@chrises,
go back to gaia.
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//////////Reply by august
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 2:41 am
@all of yall, if you can’t understand subliminal irony you shouldn’t read HRO
//////////Reply by tight-jean
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@yall 2, agreed. u guys shd look it up on wiki. heard it is ‘the place for info’.
//////////Reply by kanan
//////////Posted September 15th, 2009 at 10:12 am
@gebgdc,
true when has my nation been a racist, we have weatheared alexander the great, what are the rest. That idiot conquered half of India. But that was a long time ago. We still have alexander coin you know, not for sale.What does America know.
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I think it is about time for a new podcast, Carles. I need to hear your sultry voice again.
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//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:41 pm
@lulz, YES!
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sikhs aren’t terrorists hipster jerkoff
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:40 am
@joc, Naw bro he looks pretty healthy.
kya haal hai sadarji
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//////////Reply by dogboyvan
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 am
@chrises, अरे वाह, शाबाश “ब्रो” !
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//////////Reply by august
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 2:42 am
@joc, ne1 can be a terrorbro
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//////////Reply by nerdAlt
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 8:15 am
@august, you saying sikhs can’t be terrorists? that’s racist.
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i oztralia we don’t trust indians
not native indimericans, though (via village persons)
like from india.
we kept a doctor detained cos he did something bad with his phone (probs went over cap and didn’t pay, and then threatened to blow up phone company)
h8 u telstra
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2 things
1im pretty sure thats a boyscout uniform hes wearing [via being a cub/boy scout]
2 damn carles its like you fuckin know me, when i used to go to ut austin my roomates were a blipster, azn, and a half white half mexi dude. wtf? seriously im scared
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 5:13 am
@xavier,
i always thought that made my group ‘different’
now i know it just made us the same.
but still ultimately cool
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trying to decide if being white falls on the pro or con side of the hipster list. Like, a pro because being a hipster is expected of me or a con because i might be viewed as less authentic. real question yall.
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i legit LOL’D for the first time ever reading ur posts on the 2nd picture
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 5:15 am
@LADY GAGA,
wasnt my first lol.
but it was definitely a significant one.
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I think when “irony” is used improperly it is just dangerous. Tapping dances on certain issues isn’t edgy, hip or alt. It is actually pretty trite. Done to death.
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//////////Reply by august
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 2:44 am
@Double Negative, literarybro
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//////////Reply by hroDICKHEAD
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 2:52 am
@Double Negative,
you obviously fail to grasp multi-layered irony. we should have an HRO-Lite featuring topics more geared towards readers like you. like where Carles only writes blog entries that make you say “hmmm… the opposite of this is the way it should be!” instead of the ‘epically radical deconstructionism’ shit that he’s doing here on what we can call HRO-Plus.
sorry I just watched a documentary.
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//////////Reply by pokeahotass
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 11:33 am
@hroDICKHEAD, some1 should find out where u live and blow up your front porch. would love to see u crying like a lil douche-baby on fox news in your am appy undies.
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//////////Reply by CareBro
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@pokeahotass, you seem lykke a “pretty” “chill” br0
the real concept of partying with a terrorist (via uffie’s see thru):
http://pigmag.com/gallery/fashion-features/uffie-by-felix-larher-for-pig/F60S0125.jpg.php
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dudes hes an indian sik… so much for being ‘globally aware’ [via interweb].
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I’m seen as a terrorbro most of the time becuz of my skin coulorz. But I <3 this post to infiniti. 2nd pic is lololol. I think most white pplz are racistz secretly tho. Since i’ma a couloured i can’t be racist.
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the ALT REPORT is funny, but terribly formatted. fix it, yo
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//////////Reply by xavierDeRosnay
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 10:24 am
@anon,
agreed
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//////////Reply by Y_Y
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@xavierDeRosnay, wats CSS?
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@ alt report / carles
IT’S CHIL, and a good idea.
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Ben Ratliff is entry-level.
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do you think osama bin laden ever gets depressed?
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…and wwaves canceled euro tour. haha fuck him.
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dont mind me just posting a super related link.
P.S. post more AZN’s, that broad is super fine.
http://vinothkumarm.blogspot.com/2009/05/electric-train-high-voltage-wire-is.html
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Que drama D:
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Yall. I saw Girls Talk played. fml, should have gone. Luv that bro.
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the guy in the pic is cool as fuck and is most likely an indian sikh.
sikh’s have been terrorized by muslims for centuries.
fact: there are muslims out there who want to kill us and/or subjugate us.
the muslims who don’t want to kill us/subjugate don’t have the ability, or the will, to stop the muslims who do.
muslim countries have vastly inferior human rights records compared to the west.
anyone who says thats racist is just trying to silence an uncomfortable truth.
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//////////Reply by dogboyvan
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 7:14 am
@feydancer, look what u did, CRLS!
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You don’t have to type like Carles just because you’re leaving a comment on his blog.
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yall, visit my blog http://imnotahipster.tumblr.com/
also carles is so from the bay, he said ‘hella’ thats what we use, and um,
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//////////Reply by Kevin
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 am
@fromthebay, Wow you have the gayest blog ever. You try to be just like Carles. And you are not good at it.YOU ARE A FAILURE, YOU DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY, YOU DO NOT MATTER.
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Well god damn if that Malaysian flag wasn’t brilliant.
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The best part of this post is that I’m getting served a background check ad by google.
googs wuz always a racist
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indian food is like, good.
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also, i think that ‘generalized term’ is ‘brownies.’ i could be wrong…
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“Or am I just ‘a stupid american’ who went 2 public school?”
possibly. not every brown person wearing a turban is a terrorist. your ’sweeping judgements’ and antagonization of ‘brown skin ppl’ only make america more ‘h8d’
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hell yes I will be down to party with him as long as he’s not trying to blow up shit!
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