Met a new bro. For a while we wouldn't approach one another. We felt threatened by one another--not sure why. Maybe it was because we would 'have crushes' on the same girls. Maybe it was because we had a similar fashion sense. Maybe it was because we had the same fave band--Animal Collective. Maybe I felt threatened by the new bro in town because he was kinda like a mirror, held up to my face, and the things I didn't like about him were the things I didn't like about me.
One time MGMT came to town, and we had to stand next to one another at a concert, exchanging insecure faces the entire time. Then we ended up at the same afterparty. We actually talked--you know... talked. Maybe he wasn't so bad after all. Maybe we could be authentic bros for the rest of time. Maybe we could help one another become better bros. Maybe he would be the best bro at my wedding. Maybe we could coexist in the same circle of friends, rotate through bros together, and date the same lil cunts together.
Maybe he was alright. Maybe he was just like me--and that's not a bad thing.
I got my bottle of PBR, swished it around in my mouth, and spit it all in his face. This was an act of angst, resentment, and love. He performed the same action for me [via gin & tonic]. We had been baptized.
"I now pronounce yall bro & bro."
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**h8** the cmmntrs above me.
**<3** this story of tru BROMANCE.
Guy-five, Carles.
@Switters, i love the commenters above me excluding Switters. they made me lol, not you.
Bromance is an illegitimate mtv concept. shut up switters
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this one's really funny
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@kid cudi, ahaha win.
this is pretty sweet. what is the female version of a bro? need 2 find my altSis
@Anna B,
errr...AltBroad
<3 people who said first. It really made me feel like I fit in. Wonder if this is what an AltBro baptism feels like.
i wish i had a bro 2 fuck wit
@muthafucka, werd...
@muthafucka, kinda 'ghey'
Old style > PBR
fist
no rlly u did it again crls
luv u bro
"Vice detectives Wednesday raided the Kingwood Drive home of suspect Charles Culver, 22, and located the illegal drug with a street value of $10,000, said police spokesman Kyle Evans."
carles,
is this u?
i feel like you wrote this post about me and my bro.
leather + am appy = so hawt
really miss my favorite bro right now. Times are tough right now, but hopefully we'll get through it. I want to be bff's for life with him. Probably will never work though because he is so unstable and i am as well.
@anonymous, follow your <3. true bro-love rises like a phoenix (lisztomania~ my fav yall) from the ashes and blooms in2 a beautiful relationship where bros can b bros 2gether and u dont even care if people think ur ghey bcuz you guys hang out a lot and r single... get out there and get your BBF back. best bros 4ever...
~peace~
this post is oddly moving
and so is this painting
http://img.waffleimages.com/015711c1a7a57152cf3a41ee97350e6e8980f4b8/jes...
h8 mgmt
i can totally relate to this.
genius.
id go for the bro with the glasses no competition there. this azn is NOT a fan of beards.
the girl in 'the nudes' video posted on the top looks like alice glass so much. could this be her alt sister? wait.. alice is alt.. is it possible to have 2 alt kids? what hapened 2 the 1alt:1mainstream ratio??? why r u confusing things, god????
miss the old days.. 'when life was easier'
@dev, she makes me jizz
so is thr bro on the left carles...?
yes, yes he is
Sorry to bring the hate but if any bro spits his drink in my face he'll catch a thorough beat down.
alt bro PABSTism
@Gusher90@aol.com,
<3 the cut of your jib
@draculas, inform me as to what a jib is plz thnkz
@Gusher90@aol.com, A jib is a piece of film equipment that allows the camera to be mobile and steady, much like a crane.
Lol, I was there. Sorry, can't get along with any bros at rehab.
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