I saw this movie, PAPER HEART, and I think it is supposed to be a ‘documentary’ about an AZN who ‘isn’t very pretty, but has a good heart.’ She doesn’t believe in love, and she doesn’t even believe in indie-love [via Garden State]. She travels around the USA, talking to ’smart people’ and the new generation of ‘actors who play themselves’ in sillie comedies, and ask them things about love. Went to the ‘official website‘ 2 see what it was all about, and it has a free spirited description
I think it is supposed to be some sort of ‘concept movie’ where the ‘lines of reality are blurred’ or something. Like it is supposed to look like a ‘documentary’ but then ‘get all zany and meaningful.’ The AZN eventually ‘falls in love’ with Michael Cera, who has become this generation’s version of ‘a bro who has fans who admire him for being the same bro in the movies that he might be in real life.’ Seriously feel like Michael Cera ‘actually was’ in movies like Juno, Superbad, and that 1 movie about 2 indie kids falling in love in the city.
I think that Michael Cera is also in a movie with the ‘ogre/twit’ from the movie ‘The School of Rock and Rolling’–a film where tweens come together to make a rocknroll band.
Not even sure if he is ‘a good fit’ for that kind of movie. Should have probably had ‘a black person’ who was a comedian, or something like that.
Feel like Michael Cera represents a woman’s desire to ’settle’ for a guy who isn’t handsome, but might be quirky, and allegedly ‘funnie’. He will do things for you like ‘make you a mix tape on an actual tape’ even though you don’t have a cassette player, and ‘bring u shitty gifts’ that u are able to consider ‘meaningful.’ Guess that might be why general bros h8 him–general bros are not willing to ‘be comfortable with who they are’ enough to find some sort of happiness with a girl who is clearly ’settling for u.’ Both parties in the relationship share mutually resentful feelings towards one another because they both feel like they are ’settling.’ Seems ‘very hard’ 2 be happie.
When girls ‘defend’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
When bros ‘attack’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
Is Michael Cera the next ______?
Do u really believe that Michael Cera would go out with that AZN, or would he go out with 1 of the ‘hot ass’ indie azns?
Do girls ‘just wanna ride cock’ on ‘hot bros’?
Do bros ‘just wanna stick it in wet, warm vaginas’?
Trying 2 figure out <3… might see ‘paper heart.’
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//////////Reply by Scottish Friction
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
@cantoxiv, up my jacksie
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seems like a cool film to me
i dont like that chinese chick though
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next time someone says i remind them of micheal cera, im gonna say something really not nice so that im not like him.
and then im just gunna go hang with jack black because my schedule was ‘a bit free’
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
@omg, We don’t give a fuck if you look like him.
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//////////Reply by omg
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,
cool man.
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//////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
//////////Posted July 5th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.
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//////////Reply by 2k9
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@omg, are you the guy that looked like micheal cera and ur from sf??
if you are my friend was the one who yelled at you! she said “hey micheal cera! fuck you your movies suck!”
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cera seems like a chill bro
bro used to voice ‘brother bear’ on the popular canadian tv show ‘the berenstien bear bros’
bet he could 2totally get a keuter azn or maybe bang ellen page via his brand strength
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Charlyne Y or whatever is a dumb cunt with no acting skills or sense of humor.
Can’t believe worthless idiots like her and Cera are getting attention.
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//////////Reply by alex
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
@dick butt, she’s had like one actual role, what are you even talking about.
but yes, cera has no acting range and his hype is kind of upsetting.
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aww michael cera..he always plays the same roles though
“love is when he takes you to apple bees for hot wings” HAHA agree
-M
MaruMaru.etsy.com
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
@M, it’s so funny because a black girl says it, but it’s only indirectly racist so we can laugh.
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//////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
//////////Posted July 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, oh, shut the fuck up.
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@Danny Ramirez, It’s true fool
Actually, Michael Cera & Charlene Yi actually are dating in real life. So yes, Michael Cera would “go out with that azn.” Kthnx.
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//////////Reply by swagga
//////////Posted September 16th, 2009 at 10:44 am
@Mia, thank you!
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erm…es that tao lin?
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//////////Reply by Hibr0
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@LoBr0, neh, steve aoki shaved.
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//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:20 am
@Hibr0, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS MEME. DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH TWITTER?
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that gurl is the same one from the man man music video ft fred armistead.
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
@unouomedude, OH THANX
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//////////Reply by wut
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 10:00 am
@unouomedude, definitely is the girl from Rabbit Habits video.
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no way. it can’t be. They held test screenings of this in London today. Coincidence?
is CRLS a Londoner?
plz let it be true
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violent bladdybutt sex ussuali cures <~3bleus
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When girls ‘defend’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
When bros ‘attack’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
SOMEBODY ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS DAMMIT
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//////////Reply by don't worry about it
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
@asspussy,
it means the girls are lesbians or have low standards for themselves
it means the guys are goodlooking/cool enough they don’t need to root for the funny guy who looks like he would come in his pants during a make out session and excuse himself to go wipe it out in the bathroom.
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THIS SLANT IS LIKEE 42 YRS OLD HAHAHAHA
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:20 am
I hate when people pose with shit a la Bluth bro with the camera. It’s not like he’s taking a picture with it. It’s like a picture of someone holding up a blender. Why? It’s as if his Urbn Outfitters camera gives him alt-geek-bro status. I love him in a few movies but the dude is like Weezer. Sometimes you end up with Maladroit.
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:22 am
@Eli B., Shit somehow that posted below this instead of at the bottom.
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//////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 12:05 am
@BENJY, 22.
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Micheal Cera is a geeky dreamboat.
I going to take a guess that bros are jealous of him and girl’s want to be with him.
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//////////Reply by Trace-mace-2000
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@Pam, I SURE AS HELL KNOW I DO!
Want to be with him.
Not be him…
I am a female.
I should go…
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The guy at the beginning of the Paper Hearts trailer looks like Jeremy Fish, if any of you know who he is.
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cera can’t act mans. he is the same in every movie
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@yooooooooooooooo, he plays himself in this movie fucktard. it’s the joke.
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//////////Reply by Hibr0
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@AstroCandy, doesn’t matter, guy still can’t act. :-l
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//////////Reply by Danny
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 12:48 am
@Hibr0, he can act, he’s just typecast. Kind of like his dad Jason Bateman.
“Both parties in the relationship share mutually resentful feelings towards one another because they both feel like they are ’settling.’ Seems ‘very hard’ 2 be happie.”
Oh shit fuck man why you got to tell it exactly like it is so I have to actually contemplate the emptiness of my life and relationships with people. Dude.
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//////////Reply by asspussy
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@Marky Mark, oh shit bro fuck man i totally relate to that dude shit oh fuck
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//////////Reply by David
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@asspussy, I LOVE EVERYTHING
BECAUSE I’M ROBO-TRIPPING
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Every Cera flick: “oh, im 2 awkward/pretentious 2 talk 2 u, but im sure by end of film ill get to dry hump u”
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am
@Zandro, I’m not even sure he’s that pretentious, if he was the awkwardness would be at least somewhat forgivable.
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I’d do that azn any day.
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omagahh, plz talk about the boy w/yellow rose. kthxbai.
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Charlyne Yi is actually a talented and authentic AZN comedian/musician. She’s definitely got a unique sense of humor. check out her 2piece ‘The glass beef’ for a taste of her musical stylings. While doing so, count how many people in the band are in movies coming out this summer.
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when u hav the sexes with michael cera, u have the sexes with all the characters he has played.
that is 1 wild sumthing-sum.
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How ignorant are you? Michael Cera likes (loves???) Charlyne Yi. She’s fucking hilarious if you actually look at her work. Michael Cera doesn’t “try” to be an actor. he just IS. The best actors are those who just ARE. He doesn’t act like anyone else. He just is himself. If you’re sick of it don’t fucking watch his films.
The end.
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//////////Reply by z
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 10:57 am
@KQ, you need to cool out.
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//////////Reply by coco
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@KQ, i have never seen his movies so i don’t <3 or :( him. but shouldn’t actors not just be themselves..?
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//////////Reply by lazerbear
//////////Posted September 28th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
@KQ, the point of being an actor IS to act like someone else. actors act. michael cera mutters and says awkward shit.
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Is George Michael Bluth a step up or down from Kenneth the Page (via 30Rock epi where Ken & the AZN page couldn’t keep their PAWS off each other at that meeting in Connecticut)? What do y’all think?
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//////////Reply by HEB
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 8:49 am
@HEB, to answer this question it might be helpful to compare Charlyne to Cera’s past girlfriends BESIDES just Juno…namely Maeby Fünke. OMG, they were both in that video with harmar! crls did u plan this?
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//////////Reply by dotcom
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 10:31 am
@HEB,
George Michael Bluth > Kenneth the Page
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micheal cera is from brampton ontario canada.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 9:32 am
also, brampton sucks. its like a hatchery or something
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i think michael cera might be able to break out of the ‘nervous adorable indie guy’ typecasting a bit for the scott pilgrim movie. yeah he’ll still be playing an indie guy, but one that isn’t nearly as michael cera-y.
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@vivi, Never happen. He’s the Eric Stoltz of 2k9.
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omg carlies can u pls buy me something nice with the money you earned for plugging this movie?
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where r the new posts
ur getting kinda lazy carlies
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man that is some dumpy ass ice milk, but i bet she gives head like a champ once you get her to shut up
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not so in love with micheal cera. there is an azn at my school named micheal sera. did watch nick and nora’s last night on demand with my friends mom, though.
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okay. so tell me this:
im pretty sure it’s one of those fake reality things, but i am not really sure.
SO SO SO…is it really real? or really fake (scripted)?
TELL ME
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I don´t want this to be real. It is already enough of a hassel competing with the girls that are prettier than me.
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I think a lot of AZNS want to ride Michael Cera.
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Cera was Cute for years but now girls are s0 over it and want a Man. Defending Michael Cera means u are still in the Cute stage of ur life instead of finding Meaning [via uncircumcised older Men]
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i guess theres no such thing as a ‘new’ movie anymore
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George Michael: Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so…
Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of mass.
Lols
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:36 am
@top ramen, Ann? Her?
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//////////Reply by swagga
//////////Posted September 16th, 2009 at 10:50 am
@Eli B., mayonegg
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this post is really weird.. but.. im really interested in watching the movie and michael cera is a unique character.. cute in a goofy way.. in an innocent way .. and im glad that he’s with charlyne.. wooo you go girl! all in all.. we got better things to do then to poke fun at people. everyone’s beautiful in their own unique way. enjoy living in the moment ! this movie will be interesting! xo
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wait,is this an actual documentary? or a movie about a faux documentary?
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is he Beck’s son?
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i think he’s dating that girl they’re in toronto together all the time
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