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AZN + Michael Cera = True Love?


I saw this movie, PAPER HEART, and I think it is supposed to be a ‘documentary’ about an AZN who ‘isn’t very pretty, but has a good heart.’ She doesn’t believe in love, and she doesn’t even believe in indie-love [via Garden State]. She travels around the USA, talking to ’smart people’ and the new generation of ‘actors who play themselves’ in sillie comedies, and ask them things about love. Went to the ‘official website‘ 2 see what it was all about, and it has a free spirited description

I think it is supposed to be some sort of ‘concept movie’ where the ‘lines of reality are blurred’ or something. Like it is supposed to look like a ‘documentary’ but then ‘get all zany and meaningful.’ The AZN eventually ‘falls in love’ with Michael Cera, who has become this generation’s version of ‘a bro who has fans who admire him for being the same bro in the movies that he might be in real life.’ Seriously feel like Michael Cera ‘actually was’ in movies like Juno, Superbad, and that 1 movie about 2 indie kids falling in love in the city.

I think that Michael Cera is also in a movie with the ‘ogre/twit’ from the movie ‘The School of Rock and Rolling’–a film where tweens come together to make a rocknroll band.

Not even sure if he is ‘a good fit’ for that kind of movie. Should have probably had ‘a black person’ who was a comedian, or something like that.

Feel like Michael Cera represents a woman’s desire to ’settle’ for a guy who isn’t handsome, but might be quirky, and allegedly ‘funnie’. He will do things for you like ‘make you a mix tape on an actual tape’ even though you don’t have a cassette player, and ‘bring u shitty gifts’ that u are able to consider ‘meaningful.’ Guess that might be why general bros h8 him–general bros are not willing to ‘be comfortable with who they are’ enough to find some sort of happiness with a girl who is clearly ’settling for u.’ Both parties in the relationship share mutually resentful feelings towards one another because they both feel like they are ’settling.’ Seems ‘very hard’ 2 be happie.

When girls ‘defend’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
When bros ‘attack’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
Is Michael Cera the next ______?
Do u really believe that Michael Cera would go out with that AZN, or would he go out with 1 of the ‘hot ass’ indie azns?
Do girls ‘just wanna ride cock’ on ‘hot bros’?
Do bros ‘just wanna stick it in wet, warm vaginas’?
Trying 2 figure out <3… might see ‘paper heart.’

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40 Comments

  1. cantoxiv
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    fist

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    //////////Reply by Scottish Friction
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    @cantoxiv, up my jacksie

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  2. Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    seems like a cool film to me

    i dont like that chinese chick though

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  3. omg
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    next time someone says i remind them of micheal cera, im gonna say something really not nice so that im not like him.
    and then im just gunna go hang with jack black because my schedule was ‘a bit free’

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @omg, We don’t give a fuck if you look like him.

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    //////////Reply by omg
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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,
    cool man.

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    //////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

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    //////////Reply by 2k9
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    @omg, are you the guy that looked like micheal cera and ur from sf??

    if you are my friend was the one who yelled at you! she said “hey micheal cera! fuck you your movies suck!”

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  4. 1000freeipods
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    cera seems like a chill bro

    bro used to voice ‘brother bear’ on the popular canadian tv show ‘the berenstien bear bros’

    bet he could 2totally get a keuter azn or maybe bang ellen page via his brand strength

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  5. dick butt
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Charlyne Y or whatever is a dumb cunt with no acting skills or sense of humor.
    Can’t believe worthless idiots like her and Cera are getting attention.

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    //////////Reply by alex
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    @dick butt, she’s had like one actual role, what are you even talking about.

    but yes, cera has no acting range and his hype is kind of upsetting.

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  6. M
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    aww michael cera..he always plays the same roles though

    “love is when he takes you to apple bees for hot wings” HAHA agree

    -M
    MaruMaru.etsy.com

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @M, it’s so funny because a black girl says it, but it’s only indirectly racist so we can laugh.

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    //////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, oh, shut the fuck up.

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @Danny Ramirez, It’s true fool

  7. Mia
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    Actually, Michael Cera & Charlene Yi actually are dating in real life. So yes, Michael Cera would “go out with that azn.” Kthnx.

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    //////////Reply by swagga
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    @Mia, thank you!

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  8. LoBr0
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

    erm…es that tao lin?

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    //////////Reply by Hibr0
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    @LoBr0, neh, steve aoki shaved.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @Hibr0, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS MEME. DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH TWITTER?

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  9. unouomedude
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    that gurl is the same one from the man man music video ft fred armistead.

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @unouomedude, OH THANX

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    //////////Reply by wut
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    @unouomedude, definitely is the girl from Rabbit Habits video.

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  10. nerdAlt
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    no way. it can’t be. They held test screenings of this in London today. Coincidence?

    is CRLS a Londoner?

    plz let it be true

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  11. Asif
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    violent bladdybutt sex ussuali cures <~3bleus

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  12. asspussy
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    When girls ‘defend’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?
    When bros ‘attack’ Michael Cera, what does it mean about their personal brands?

    SOMEBODY ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS DAMMIT

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    //////////Reply by don't worry about it
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    @asspussy,

    it means the girls are lesbians or have low standards for themselves

    it means the guys are goodlooking/cool enough they don’t need to root for the funny guy who looks like he would come in his pants during a make out session and excuse himself to go wipe it out in the bathroom.

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  13. BENJY
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    THIS SLANT IS LIKEE 42 YRS OLD HAHAHAHA

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    //////////Reply by Eli B.
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    I hate when people pose with shit a la Bluth bro with the camera. It’s not like he’s taking a picture with it. It’s like a picture of someone holding up a blender. Why? It’s as if his Urbn Outfitters camera gives him alt-geek-bro status. I love him in a few movies but the dude is like Weezer. Sometimes you end up with Maladroit.

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    //////////Reply by Eli B.
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    @Eli B., Shit somehow that posted below this instead of at the bottom.

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    //////////Reply by Danny Ramirez
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    @BENJY, 22.

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  14. Posted June 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Micheal Cera is a geeky dreamboat.
    I going to take a guess that bros are jealous of him and girl’s want to be with him.

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    //////////Reply by Trace-mace-2000
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    @Pam, I SURE AS HELL KNOW I DO!

    Want to be with him.

    Not be him…

    I am a female.
    I should go…

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  15. Monk
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    The guy at the beginning of the Paper Hearts trailer looks like Jeremy Fish, if any of you know who he is.

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  16. yooooooooooooooo
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    cera can’t act mans. he is the same in every movie

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    //////////Reply by AstroCandy
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    @yooooooooooooooo, he plays himself in this movie fucktard. it’s the joke.

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    //////////Reply by Hibr0
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    @AstroCandy, doesn’t matter, guy still can’t act. :-l

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    //////////Reply by Danny
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    @Hibr0, he can act, he’s just typecast. Kind of like his dad Jason Bateman.

  17. Marky Mark
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    “Both parties in the relationship share mutually resentful feelings towards one another because they both feel like they are ’settling.’ Seems ‘very hard’ 2 be happie.”

    Oh shit fuck man why you got to tell it exactly like it is so I have to actually contemplate the emptiness of my life and relationships with people. Dude.

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    //////////Reply by asspussy
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    @Marky Mark, oh shit bro fuck man i totally relate to that dude shit oh fuck

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    //////////Reply by David
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    @asspussy, I LOVE EVERYTHING

    BECAUSE I’M ROBO-TRIPPING

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  18. Zandro
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Every Cera flick: “oh, im 2 awkward/pretentious 2 talk 2 u, but im sure by end of film ill get to dry hump u”

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @Zandro, I’m not even sure he’s that pretentious, if he was the awkwardness would be at least somewhat forgivable.

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  19. B - Rizzle
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    I’d do that azn any day.

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  20. neekee
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    omagahh, plz talk about the boy w/yellow rose. kthxbai.

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  21. Dennuhs
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    Charlyne Yi is actually a talented and authentic AZN comedian/musician. She’s definitely got a unique sense of humor. check out her 2piece ‘The glass beef’ for a taste of her musical stylings. While doing so, count how many people in the band are in movies coming out this summer.

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  22. thethomas
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 3:50 am | Permalink

    when u hav the sexes with michael cera, u have the sexes with all the characters he has played.

    that is 1 wild sumthing-sum.

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  23. KQ
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 4:14 am | Permalink

    How ignorant are you? Michael Cera likes (loves???) Charlyne Yi. She’s fucking hilarious if you actually look at her work. Michael Cera doesn’t “try” to be an actor. he just IS. The best actors are those who just ARE. He doesn’t act like anyone else. He just is himself. If you’re sick of it don’t fucking watch his films.

    The end.

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    //////////Reply by z
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    @KQ, you need to cool out.

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    //////////Reply by coco
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    @KQ, i have never seen his movies so i don’t <3 or :( him. but shouldn’t actors not just be themselves..?

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    //////////Reply by lazerbear
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    @KQ, the point of being an actor IS to act like someone else. actors act. michael cera mutters and says awkward shit.

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  24. HEB
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Is George Michael Bluth a step up or down from Kenneth the Page (via 30Rock epi where Ken & the AZN page couldn’t keep their PAWS off each other at that meeting in Connecticut)? What do y’all think?

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    //////////Reply by HEB
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    @HEB, to answer this question it might be helpful to compare Charlyne to Cera’s past girlfriends BESIDES just Juno…namely Maeby Fünke. OMG, they were both in that video with harmar! crls did u plan this?

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    //////////Reply by dotcom
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    @HEB,

    George Michael Bluth > Kenneth the Page

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  25. anonymous
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    micheal cera is from brampton ontario canada.

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    also, brampton sucks. its like a hatchery or something

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  26. Posted June 25, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    i think michael cera might be able to break out of the ‘nervous adorable indie guy’ typecasting a bit for the scott pilgrim movie. yeah he’ll still be playing an indie guy, but one that isn’t nearly as michael cera-y.

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    //////////Reply by dax jax
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    @vivi, Never happen. He’s the Eric Stoltz of 2k9.

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  27. dee
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    omg carlies can u pls buy me something nice with the money you earned for plugging this movie?

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  28. shawnz
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    where r the new posts

    ur getting kinda lazy carlies

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  29. octopus magic
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    man that is some dumpy ass ice milk, but i bet she gives head like a champ once you get her to shut up

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  30. The Man in the Hat
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    not so in love with micheal cera. there is an azn at my school named micheal sera. did watch nick and nora’s last night on demand with my friends mom, though.

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  31. pajamarama
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    okay. so tell me this:

    im pretty sure it’s one of those fake reality things, but i am not really sure.

    SO SO SO…is it really real? or really fake (scripted)?

    TELL ME

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  32. Mimi
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    I don´t want this to be real. It is already enough of a hassel competing with the girls that are prettier than me.

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  33. Erni Anastos
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    I think a lot of AZNS want to ride Michael Cera.

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  34. idk
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    Cera was Cute for years but now girls are s0 over it and want a Man. Defending Michael Cera means u are still in the Cute stage of ur life instead of finding Meaning [via uncircumcised older Men]

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  35. TranscontinentalOrgy
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    i guess theres no such thing as a ‘new’ movie anymore

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  36. top ramen
    Posted June 27, 2009 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    George Michael: Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so…

    Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of mass.

    Lols

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    //////////Reply by Eli B.
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    @top ramen, Ann? Her?

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    //////////Reply by swagga
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    @Eli B., mayonegg

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  37. Posted June 28, 2009 at 2:34 am | Permalink

    this post is really weird.. but.. im really interested in watching the movie and michael cera is a unique character.. cute in a goofy way.. in an innocent way .. and im glad that he’s with charlyne.. wooo you go girl! all in all.. we got better things to do then to poke fun at people. everyone’s beautiful in their own unique way. enjoy living in the moment ! this movie will be interesting! xo

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  38. Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    wait,is this an actual documentary? or a movie about a faux documentary?

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  39. t
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    is he Beck’s son?

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  40. jess
    Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    i think he’s dating that girl they’re in toronto together all the time

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