Might start typing ‘keywords’ about posts instead of ‘writeups.’
Keywords: Tween, swoopy bangs, parent’s backyard, MGMT, Kids, Pissing, Cumming, shitting on urself, dancing around, youtube sensations, opening up a t-shirt shop once u get enough hits on the internet, lil bro, kids who hear MGMT’s “Kids” and totally relate, having a zany personal brand during ur tweenage year, bros who think they are pretty, water hoses, zany lil bro, kids who are inspired by Andy Samberg era humor as opposed to Tom Green era humor, FGGT, lil cunt, lil FGGT
I had a really rough day yesterday, and I said some things that I regret. I’m not ashamed of yall. Do u forgive me? Seriously feel like this is ‘becoming a serious relationship.’ I just know that I want to be with u. Sometimes I see something, and it just reminds me of u. like ur the 1st person I think about when I see a viral alt meme, and I’m not sure if I could keep living without this world of ppl who don’t ‘get’ me.
“When I’m with u, I feel like I could die and that would be alright.”
-my third eye is blind, yall
Previous examples of maintreamers enjoying MGMT
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/h8-when-memes-are-mrktng-gimmicks.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/great-moments-in-mainstreamers-embracing-alternative-songs-from-2-years-ago.html
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Post more alt butts
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feel sad i will never be “first”
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I love you carles, I always will…
NOW FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER GODDAMIT! You need to hear the [alt]est shit coming out of north dakota. @cantoXIV
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fggtry at its finest.
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CRLS I <3 U I’M SO GLAD U RETURNED
I WAS SO BORED w/o U
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what the hell, this shit is at 4.5 stars. come now youtubers, I had ever so slightly more faith in you than this.
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This kid is a fggt
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i’m haps yer back. all i did was worry. myself sleepless.
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<3 memes
wish I was a meme.
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I’m pretty sure that’s Adam Green – fauxstache hipster wannabee.
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//////////Reply by mulletmofo
//////////Posted June 19th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@G-Lox, Sam Weir-Bro from “Freaks and Geeks”
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i have a strong urge to punch this kid in the face
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//////////Reply by Born Ruff
//////////Posted June 18th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@m, Second that
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thx crls
<3 u
u r the best bloggerBro a suburbiaBro/Sis could have
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mebe this kid can inspire us that r still ‘trapped in suburbia’ to embrace it, and make more mnstrm vids but it still has some alt sensibilities, like this young chap
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//////////Reply by TVV
//////////Posted June 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@zakaweee, No he’s just a fggt
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nobody likes you and this blog is dryer than your mom’s mainstream vagina. stop posting. if youre done youre done. jaysus.
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They are just controlling themselves
Taking only what they need from it
etc
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I’m so happy ur back Carls. As long as you return to us I’ll always forgive you. Just don’t do it ever again. Want to <3 you all the time never having to miss u.
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when i fuck my girlfriend i pretend that i am fucking crls
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@fredMS,
I pretend that when I fuck your girlfriend too.
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//////////Reply by fredMS
//////////Posted June 18th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@draculas, she is such a whore
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
@fredMS,
Wish she would settle down, quit playing games with our hearts.
I hope carles gets murdered by a nigger trying to rob him
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this brat looks like that annoying girl from garden state…
the one whose life was changed when she heard TH SHNZ
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weak carles, should have stayed in retirment
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oh god
was does something this stupid exist?
i feel like i need 2 take a shower
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kids should not be allowed to have macbooks/imovie
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Reminds me of this:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
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crls. glad ur back. but no more ‘fucking around.’ srsly, bro, that kind of shit is just too cruel. I have to get something off my chest after yesterday: FUCK YOU.
p.s. glad we are at the point in our relationship where we can yell @ each other & not worrie about ‘breaking up.’
p.s.s. i think we are rdy 2 take our relationship to the ‘next level.’ Check y or n
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kind of confused by this post, but, carles, i’m pretty sure there is at least one person out there who ‘gets’ you. gonna go smoke some weed now.
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they played MGMT KIDS at my graduation.
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//////////Reply by asdf
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@El Buki, hahah
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hey kids why are you such cunts and fggts what the hell is this
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crls has risen. <3 u.
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that kinda reminds me of a worse version of this:
http://www.rubbercakeshop.com
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