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Yall probably remember my American Idol liveblog, where I watched AmIddy for the first time. There was a character on the show named Adam Lambert who ’seemed kinda ghey’ but no1 was really sure. There were moments during the season where he did ‘really gay stuff’ but no1 was allowed to say he was gay or else he wouldn’t get a record contract and Middle Americans/Christians are the only ppl who ‘buy CDs’/’songs off iTunes’ today. Not sure if Adam Lambert is ‘a huge coward’ for not ‘coming out.’ Maybe he didn’t see the movie MILK so he doesn’t understand what homosexuals have gone through. I feel like young people take ‘the gift of homosexuality’ for granted, and don’t realize that we basically live in utopia.
Anyways, he ‘apparently came out’ and is now ‘officially ghey.’ Not sure if the bro in the picture is his ‘lover’ or if it is just a big fan of Am Idol. Can’t believe his BF is ‘an altbro.’
Do yall think that mainstream celebs should be forced to tell the world their sexualities? Or only the ghey ones? I wish that there was some sort of celebrity trading card where u could get the stats on a famous person. Or maybe homosexuals could wear some sort of ’scarlet letter’ like eye liner, or bootcut jeans, or some other trend that u see in ur local homosexual circuit. Feel like they ‘wouldn’t mind.’
I am not sure if ‘being ghey’ is something that ur born with, or if it is a choice u make, or if it is ‘bad parenting.’ Probably ‘a lil bit of everything.’ I have heard that there is a problem in high schools where teenagers are ‘being gay’ just to rebel against their parents. Even though the kidz aren’t ‘actually gay’ they see ‘being a homosexual’ as ‘being an individual.’ Tweens apparently see ‘being gay’ as some sort of decision that means ur ‘more committed to ur individuality’ than ‘just wearing a Fall Out Boy t-shirt.’ Feel weird that tweens who are ‘not actually ghey’ might be performing some ‘very intense sexual acts.’ Worried.
Wish either ‘every1 was ghey’ or ‘every1 was straight’ and we didn’t have to deal with these issues. It makes more sense for ppl to all be ’straight’ so that the ‘human race’ can ‘live on.’ Might start experimenting though.
Do yall know any1 who is a homosexual? What are they like? Are they ‘just like us’ or do you have to ‘treat them differently’? Share your stories in the comments.
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//////////Reply by semen mixer
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 8:51 am
@alex turner, Teh guy from the maroon 7s is a ghey, he tries 2 keep it a secret [via grl friends] but we all know
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//////////Reply by alex turner
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@semen mixer, yep
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when it comes to ‘the gays’, I used to be a homophobe in high school because the idea of a ‘dude making out with another dude’ made me naturally feel uncomfortable, as my own sexuality was developing and I tugged myself to christina aguilera and ‘normal 19k9′ shit like that.
then years later, I started realizing that we were all ‘one consciousness’ [via weed, Bill Hicks, 'Bush sucking', and chill ass reggae music]. I even moved out of the ‘don’t care if they are gay as long as they don’t fuck my asshole yall’ phase in favor of true ‘acceptance’.
however, I overshot my acceptance by trying to befriend ‘gay ppl’ and treating them differently, with forced niceness and an exceptional ‘ur just one of my bros, bro’ attitude that I realize is quite similar to what is known as ‘white guilt’ [via adopting black slang cuz I feel bad for what my ancesties did during slavery/Jim Crow/back of the bus] days. I guess this was ‘being hetero’ guilt. That I had to make up for what others were doing by being really really really really accepting.
The thing is, I’m ‘getting older’ now, and I realize that I do recognize that gay ppl ‘just wanna hold some gay hands/suck on genitals of the same sex’ and that they are PPL and that it’s their choice. That’s totally cool. However, the idea of ‘hooking up’ with the same sex is still repulsive enough for me to ‘feel uncomfortable’. Also, the ghey stereotype is okay to make fun of because it’s kinda aesthetically unpleasing to me [via LA douchebag 'high society' collared shirts that I personally don't like, wacky haircuts that I don't like, and also 'shit I don't wanna see']
Am I wrong for feeling this way?
Is it ‘homophobic’ if I don’t feel completely comfortable or ‘not givin a shit one way or another’ in the presence of ‘the gays’/gay behavior?
Will I change my beliefs further as they mesh with past ideas in new and exciting ways [via my future values in 5.333 years]?
Am I a ‘closeted gay’ ‘repressing’ his ‘gay urges’?
Is there some online test I can take to find out?
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 12:39 am
@fortune,
try being a paracticing catholic with baby boomer parents.
my parents are scared of gay people.
just want the world to know that anyone cumming on anyone outside of marriage makes is what makes me sadfaced, ghey or str8 or bi or horse, yall.
but i must admit, i don’t have many gay friends. maybe its cos im not ‘hot’ enough.
gonna go work on my abs/hairstyle. kthnxbye
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i like gay people a lot.
theyre cool. and they dont compete with me for broads.
we both like art, and lookbook and project runway and gettin bomb head. so were just bros.
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//////////Reply by Drew.
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
@anon, Totes.
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i think “gays” are just like people. some of them are koo, some of them are not. im str8 as fck, n i like pussy. but girls dont hate on me for liking pussy, cus im ‘koo as fck.’ so if u like cock and are ‘koo as fck’ then whatever thats koo wit me.
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suck that dick hard, down to the muthafuckin marrow of the bone. replay that shit in slow-motion to all hater parents on repeat. maybe then will they see true love.
i support the republican party.
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 4:13 am
@alt hombre,
What about ‘log cabin’ bros?
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h8 homophobes.
gay pride, y’all!
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//////////Reply by bee
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 12:47 am
@ohai, h8 fggts. need more h8 crimez in the united states of am appy.
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some “gays” are rude, that’s what I have a problem with. . don’t act all uppity that’s all I’m sayin.
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the ‘flamin’ ones get to me sometimes.
i’ve asked this question many times but have always gotten shitty answers:
why is it ‘nasty’ for ghey bros 2 ‘bone’ but ‘hawt’ when 2 lezbos touch each other [via fngrbnging/2girls1rubbery cock] ?
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//////////Reply by gnawershreth
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 2:16 am
@riiiiot,
maybe because femininity is usually viewed as more pleasing than masculinity… across the board
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@riiiiot,
most people tug over lesbros
most people dont tug over gheybros
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which one was in amiddy
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“gays are like people”? lol what? they are people, not some other species
- M
MaruMaru.etsy.com
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 4:15 am
@Michelle,
ppl r ppl so y shud it b
u n i shud get along so awfly
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//////////Reply by lionsandtigers
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@Michelle,
Marx wrote that in the 19th century they actually thought of homosexuals as a different species.
how fucked up is that?
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//////////Reply by M
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@lionsandtigers, wow that’s sad
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It’s kind of a bummer that only very obviously gay celebs are “out” in the public eye. Adam Lambert is very very obviously gay, therefore his public outness was mostly predetermined. Sadly, his sexuality will undoubtedly become the focus of whatever shitty future career he might hope to have. I’ve always had the feeling there are many more gay celebs who are closeted because they are either a) “butch” masculine bros who most people would think are straight, or b) “lipstick” lesbians who probably refuse to eat pussy in bed, thus furthering their pseudo-straight image. As a “masculine tough-guy” alt-ghey myself, I find it infinitely easier to chill with laid back straight bros and the occasional straight girl. It’s easier because the relationships I have with these people aren’t based on sex, but rather on shared interests in art, media, whatever. My few gay friends only want to talk about “the tight ass they fucked last night” or blog house/nu disco records. Having friendships based on shared interests and not on sexual preference is the way to go.
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i gay. no1 can ever tell im gay unless i tell them. bein gay is kewl bc u get 2 be rly fashin and shit and judge people 2 their face and they dont get mad bc they know yer gay. suckin on big dix is rly kool 2 i cant get enuff of them
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Luvv my gheys.
I have several “gai-best-friends” and they’re sum of my favorite people. They always have sassy lines and comebacks, are ‘into’ fashionz like me, nd like broadway show tunez [via elton john bro]
Just wish every1 was chill and embraced gay altbros like me.
And watch the video “girls love their gays” by chris crocker bro on Youtubez.
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 12:02 am
@memezz,
i agree, i have my gay friends too and they’re so much more fun.
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//////////Reply by wat
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 2:18 am
@Mari,
ghey.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
@wat,
http://www.larstangen.com
h8 tween-gheys (via link)
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http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=7795344&page=1
dunno wat 2 call him?
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gays are girls. and some girls are cool.
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im a gay and i hate gays. they suck. literally.
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‘ghey’ is when ‘lady gah gah’ implants a tracking device in the ‘altbrain’ and trains it to search for ‘peens’ if u have a peen and ‘vajs’ if you have a vaj.
it is wrong and immoral and it is up to the ‘defenders of the true faith’ to talk to A Pope and ‘Rush Limbaugh’ to recruit A Dragon and ‘the aliens from the Daft Punk movie’ to fight ‘gah gah’ and stop the implants from ruining society.
You heard it hear first.
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//////////Reply by Brozac
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@Kiltern, Plz never post a comment again.
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//////////Reply by Kiltern
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 2:06 am
@Brozac,
Some people (such as shall not be named directly but who are @) are either already affected by the ‘implants’ or work as mercenaries for the ‘gah gah.’ This is because they are not ‘alt’ enough to just chill and ’smoke a blunt’ with other ‘altbros’ while listening to ‘Junior Boys’ or ‘a really fresh indie band from Brooklyn.’
You heard it here first.
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i love cock and have a cock
but I get depressed when attending gay parties, their music is awful
BTW, is there any sense in posting stuff about AmAn? If u want 2 blog about gay celebrities, you better write about the time Morrissey wore an american apparel hoodie
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h8ful heteros.
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luvv gheys.
i have several ‘gai-best-friendz’ and i <3 them to death.
They say funni and witty things, are into fashionz like me, nd love broadway showtunes [via elton john-alt]
Just wish every1 could be tolerant and accepting. EQUALITY yall!
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Charles you have no idea about anything of this issue. Come to think of it none of you do. So stop writing like idiots-use proper English (type properly) and know your facts. You just sound stupid-making ‘alt issum’ cool by acting like a fucking idiot is lame.
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
@Charlie,
Welcome to HRO. I noticed that you are new here.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@draculas,
hahahahahahaahahaha.
so many levels…
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There’s always someone that spoils the party isn’t there?
No fun.
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charlie you’re a dickwad
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when I am around my gf’s gay friend i sometimes call something ‘gay,’ or call some other friend a ‘fag’ then feel a little weird, then look at the gay guy for some kind of confirmation and he acts like nothing has happened, so its chill
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//////////Reply by gaycore
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
@brian,
ohh so that’s what that look means..thought so..
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What the hell does “bad parenting” have to do with being gay? I had fucking awesome parents and a great upbringing and coincidentally turned out to be a raging queer. Sure as hell wouldn’t have chosen to be this way but I can’t say it’s all that bad, either. I’m just fed up with fucktards like yourself thinking that being a homo means that something must have gone wrong with your childhood. It’s an evolutionary step, a process of natural selection. There are way too fucking many people on this planet and homosexuality is one of nature’s many attempts at population control. Producing a bunch of homos with each new generation means that there will be that many fewer kids being born. Makes perfect sense if you think about it. But, then again, that sort of thing requires a logical thought process, which so many conservative dimwits seem to lack these days. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the ratio of homos:straights increases over the next few decades. Get ready, straights. Your penis-in-vagina world is about to become old news…
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//////////Reply by melvin
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 2:33 am
@Justin, if it’s truly ‘natural selection’ and ‘evolutionary’, then by your argument, eventually all homos/fags will die out since they cannot reproduce with each other. Are you okay with that?
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//////////Reply by Justin
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 2:48 am
@melvin, Absolutely. Because, you know, *everyone* dies eventually. And mathematically, for every one homo that dies, nine straights will die. I’d say the odds are pretty fucking good.
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//////////Reply by melvin
//////////Posted June 13th, 2009 at 1:27 am
@Justin, I thought fags were smarter than that.
//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted June 11th, 2009 at 4:12 am
@melvin, homos will “die out”?
if its natural selection, why the hell would they die out?
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//////////Reply by melvin
//////////Posted June 13th, 2009 at 1:25 am
@Mari, um are you serious?
//////////Reply by Justin
//////////Posted June 13th, 2009 at 1:40 am
@Melvin, clearly you don’t have a firm grasp on the concept of Natural Selection.
//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted June 13th, 2009 at 5:07 am
@melvin, what, you think if gays could breed with each other they’d have gay kids? ahaha
gay marriage is cool if both the chicks are hot
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ghey ppl are human too.
im not sure if im ghey or just think megan fox, lindsay lohan, kristin stewart and taylor monsen are reely hot.
does it make me ghey for saving a pictures of them on my desk top?
or does sending a confessional love letter with no response to a hot girl make me ghey? what to do carlos?
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