Enough said, yall. This is about more than just 1 man. This is about social media/blogs/twitter/facebook/myspace. Worried abt ‘all da haterz’ and ‘trolls.’
[via hemp choker necklaces]
Enough said, yall. This is about more than just 1 man. This is about social media/blogs/twitter/facebook/myspace. Worried abt ‘all da haterz’ and ‘trolls.’
[via hemp choker necklaces]
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//////////Reply by nana
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 12:48 am
@threepiece, IS THIS DOUCHEBAG MALE OR FEMALE?
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too alt to be first
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b-b-b-brainwashed
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why is his beatles poster hung up sideways?
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//////////Reply by rawr
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@quarrygirl,
That’s what I was thinking.
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//////////Reply by dwadw
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 9:24 am
@rawr,
cause otherwise it wont fit on the door?
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//////////Reply by rawr
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am
@dwadw,
Why not just put it on the wall.
ju$t w@nn@ gr!3V3.
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So much is wrong with this video. What a dumb ass. “You’re much worse off than he is?” SRY, I’D RATHER BE ALIVE.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@Skitsnygg,
haha. yeah. me too.
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NOW THAT’S ASTRONOMICALLY GAY.
Also, incoming b\tards.
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//////////Reply by justwannabexcepted
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@tronpop, dont you think Michael Jackson was a pretty cool guy? he fiddled with children and doesnt afraid off anything!
shoot me.
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//////////Reply by mama234514
//////////Posted June 30th, 2009 at 4:26 am
@justwannabexcepted,
first of all, can you prove that he “fiddled with children”? no. was he proven guilty? no.
second of all, he was accused of child molestation in the 90’s so WHY would the parents of the boy in ‘05 allow their kids to stay at his home if he was a child molester? you want to know why? their 15 minutes of fame and MONEY! they wanted his money. michael jackson never touched boys or anyone for that matter innapropriatly.
maybe instead of focusing on all the bad things he was ACCUSED of and look at all the good things he did in his life time. not only with his talent, but all of the charity work he has done as well. dont be so cruel. have some respect.
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@tronpop, rules 1 and 2 you dumbfuck
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//////////Reply by tronpop
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:10 am
@yooooooooooooooo, new fag is new fag.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@tronpop,
tits or gtfo fggt
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 11:45 am
@aw, fukk, NOOOOOO!!!! I COME TO THIS WEBSITE TO ESCAPE 4CHAN’s HORDE OF RETARDS!!!!! PLEASE KEEP THESE TWO UNIVERSES SEPARATE PLEEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@AstroCandy,
because you said that, /b/ is now alt. Goshdarnit.
//////////Reply by yo
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
not cool that he died.
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poser.
itz no lnger ‘authentic’ to morne mj’s death. evry1 is doin it. itz gotten 2b ‘the in thing’ 2 do.
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//////////Reply by urm0m
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:18 am
@Anon, srsly
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@urm0m & anon,
You sound like hipsters. To be “alt” is to rebel against not only the mainstream, but also the lazy assumption that “mainstream = bad”.
All it would take is a cool br0 wearing short skinny jeans and a BAD T-shirt to make you both look silly.
Michael Jackson is hip now in the same way that Budweiser is hipper than Pabst.
–It makes you seem “so over” trying to be over the mainstream.
Of course, I’m ruining it by saying it out loud.
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@Mechrobioticon, This is not a blog to mock the mainstream. This is a blog to mock alts by imitating them. Occasionally that involves parodying mocking the mainstream. What we call this, and I’m sure it’s a term you’ve never heard before, is “satire.” Please go somewhere where your utter lack of any sense of humor/style/decency/etc.etc. is appreciated, like Serbia. Or the P4k offices.
And by the way, Bud is also shittier than PBR. So that kind of makes your argument against “mainstream = suck” fall apart, not that I’m agreeing or disagreeing with your argument.
//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@Anon,
yes, you’re exactly right, Alexander Pope, I’ve never heard of satire.
Lol, you even put it in quotes. You’re so proud of yourself. :P
Go back to /b/ and take your silly ideas like PBR still being hip with you. If you were trying to mock alts, then you failed.
//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@Anon again,
hey, I’m about to type something I’m sure you’ve never heard of called a “reply”.
It’s going to be composed of these things you’ve never heard of called “sentences”.
Furthermore, I’m going to use these crazy little shits I’m sure you’ve never heard of called “letters”.
boy, u so dumb, I bet u never even heard of “telling people what they have and haven’t heard of”.
and yo mama so fat, I bet she never even heard of “yo mama”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNiMsZHg-g
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ouch. that hurt my brain, carles.
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can we be friends carles?
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//////////Reply by DNK
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:07 am
@homo, homo
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I lol’d at how harsh your coverage of this “world event” was
bd prsn?
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@pshun,
remember when carles had that great picture of mj on the banner and said something about how great it is that he would be burning in hell or something, on the day he died.
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does he go by another “moniker”? lyk for his bangers/remixes/collabs with lykke li and stufff
nt really sure who this bro is and if i can associate my self with him
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Crls, can’t believe you finally showed the world your face.
sorta hate it. Last weekend when i ran into you at milk bar i was so happy that most of the pretenders there didn’t know who you were / didn’t bother you. Sorta sad that now everyone will know what you look like.
Anyway – thanks for letting me borrow an extra wii-remote from you? R U going to the MJ Farewell Bash @ KGB Bar???? Think it might be 2 much 2 soon for me. Might just chill out at Bigfoot Lodge or roll over to s-lake? Let me know if you hit up the LES though. Alright laters.
SRSLY though, hope you don’t get bothered by swarms of entry levelers….
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@oh no!, why would anyone go to Manhattan? alt bro alert.
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Carles-
I’m glad someone finally had enough backbone to make a vid like this. It takes a lot of courage to say the right thing sometimes.
But you’re right-this world is ugly/filled with hate, but it doesn’t have to be that way. Just wanna let you know I hav ur back and to not listen to anyone who hates on you/your video/your blog.
YALL DONT KNOW CELEBRITIES PERSONALLY, SO DONT ACT LIKE IT. THEY ARE PPL TOO
miss u carles
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//////////Reply by rrrororoor
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@Poody,
why are we obsessed with these people who we don’t know anything about really? I hate how the media is praising him now that he’s gone.
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this ghey bro has some crazy eyes.
i felt scared to look at him directly.
maybe he is like the ghey medusa.
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carles you r one hot chick.
help bring hemp chokers back
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Carles- You do realize this is not only the biggest news in music blog history, it’s the biggest news in all of blog history and I can’t think of anything that will ever be of this magnitude.
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//////////Reply by clarence
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@monster, wot abt wen uffies dies??
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//////////Reply by elle
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@clarence, this altsis will shed a tear wen uffie dies
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@monster, Sean Bean marrying Girl Talk in California with that blipster priest from the Barry Obama inaug performing the ceremony.
Clearly, you have no imagination for thinking up things of magnitude.
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this girl is kinda hot
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@phat, win
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This guy is the reason people don’t like to live in co-ops
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@tps reports pls, i thought it was th smell?
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Help! I am short minded.
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@Tom, your thinking needs a platform then.
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SHIT room
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epic fail, crls
posting a generic retard utube vid like this could be done by ne entry-lvler alt with a blogspot
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//////////Reply by lulz
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
@bbbbb, anyone who uses the phrase “epic fail” is lower than entry level
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//////////Reply by nana
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 12:47 am
@lulz, true
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG6oPRPUsrc&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=F3ED84291A74258F
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//////////Reply by molly
//////////Posted June 28th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@hko, oh good god
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omg U’VE NEVER MET HIM DONT PASS JUDGEMENTS
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//////////Reply by clairez
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 10:01 am
@div, ummmmmz y are u reading HRO if u aren’t a judgemental ALT BRO/GAL ?????????
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//////////Reply by rrrororoor
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@div, i’ve never met him and therefore i am practically unaffected by his death. feel kind of sorry for him that his life seemed so sad.
but man He could dance like a motherfucker.
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“how can you make jokes about somebody who’s died?”
well, dying doesn’t make someone a good person…so pretty easily.
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//////////Reply by douchebag
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 4:00 am
@CB, “how can you make jokes about somebody who’s died?”
Let’s try:
I hear MJ died from food poisoning. He choked on sum 12 year old nuts.
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//////////Reply by Carlos Mencia
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@douchebag,
I approve of this joke.
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as a veteran alt i think it is still ‘in’ to mourn the death of mikey J, as a person who owns a replica of his red leather jacket he wore in the hit music video for the song “Beat It” i really think it’s distasteful to reignite this controversey surrounding him diddlin kiddies n such he was proven innocent just like OJ we shud respect the jury’s decision. this is really a tragic day because same incident happened not too long ago with jokeraltbro heath ledger and cumslutfatbroad annie nicole smith, it’s just really sad, especially for prince michael jackson jr and paris jackson and prince michael jackson the second and pirate jackson or whoever the other one is, just respek their privacy plz be dignified.
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is that carles?
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@shabooty,
yes. then he makes fun of his own hemp choker.
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//////////Reply by shabooty
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
@riiiiot,
making fun of yourself would be a very hipster thing to do thou. :)
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//////////Reply by runningcolors
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@shabooty, get this entry-leveler out of here, plz.
child molestation = “petty stupid things”?
Grow a pair, please.
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MANE, POOP ON ALL YA’LL
DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 8 AND MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A MAGICAL SUPERHERO?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE MAGIC?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN FREE WILLY?
You’re all too darn jaded and bitter to appreciate anything, even the death of the guy you folks wanted to be when you grew up. I would have totally let Michael Jackson touch me at 8 years old. In fact, I still would. God bless him. God bless Dirty Diana.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE MICHAEL I AM HERE WITH YOU
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
@Reagan, now we know why clapton called that song about his sons failed attempt at basejumping “tears in heaven”
cause mikey is up there diddlin on him right now.
miss u bro, dont diddle my dead relatives
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//////////Reply by KM
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@chrises, amen
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:32 am
@chrises, how many of your relatives were small boys when they died? damn.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSsBNyo5O0o&feature=related
AHHH WTF IS THIS THING?
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//////////Reply by AM
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 4:55 am
@rrrradioface,
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
gross
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he sounds like the kid whos video you linked at the top of the page a couple of wks ago who kept saying “we’re already ready!” about gay rights or something
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wtf, who died?
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:33 am
@Zandro, rivers cumo
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 7:38 am
@Eli B.,
He did?! Man, that sucks. I was a huge Green Day fan.
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Best part: Think before you speak.
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a mixtape made today for the king of pop
http://www.zshare.net/audio/61907622144037e0/
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H8 IN THE WORRRRLD! [via my heart]
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mmmm ‘tube bros leave a good taste in my mouth
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when mj dies it is 1 of those times when u r sitting there and u realize the world is fucked.
so crazy when something like this ‘grabs u by the balls’
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Carles, I can smell your penis breath even through this vid.
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why “‘dOeS’” eVeryThIng otHeR [word] ‘have’ to bE quOteD [via]“viA” your ‘Alt’ bro [via] yoUR mom?
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Every day, I log onto youtube.
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<3 ur voice Crls
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//////////Reply by ksdqxwzkj
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 4:51 am
@May, you only have to watch the first few seconds of this video to realise he’s called Tyler. anyway crls isn’t that much of a fggt.
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fggt
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peace.
think before you speak.
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<3 ppl who ‘don’t get hro’
Not totes sure who Michael Johnson is/was, but I found out about his/her death via Twitter/Myspace/Facebook/Friendster/MSN messenger/____________ and I think it’s pretty sad when any altCeleb dies.
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Yeah. Think before you speak.
Vlogging is recipe for future regret and humiliation. i wish it didnt exist and I’m sure so many other people do whetther they know it or not
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omg he is lil cutepie. leave him alone he’s like 15.
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:34 am
@miso soup, are you talking to us or to michael jacksons ghost?
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//////////Reply by Carlos Mencia
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
@Eli B.,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dee dee dee!
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//////////Reply by Joe Rogan
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@Carlos Mencia, Your jokes are hilarious!
//////////Reply by clairez
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 9:56 am
@miso soup, via choker hemp necklace
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i really dislike that kid fark
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Michael was never as weird as his fans.
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I don’t understand some of the comments others are writing. I don’t really know what they’re referring to sometimes…
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whoooaaaa dude. hottie wif a body. hook a lady up! meow.
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p.s. “peace. think before you speak.” feel s000 inspired right now :)
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she’s right guys, listen to her
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MJ’s death > the Great White fire + ‘Dimebag’ Darrell’s death, in terms of lulz.
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 9:31 am
@draculas, miss u dime <3
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<<<>>> PoP CULtuRe
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http://blogs.myspace.com/lisamariepresley
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yr sweet and right.
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See? You guys are all like “I think the alt thing to do right now would be to poop on all this hullabaloo with j0kes about how Michael Jackson was a child molester.”
But sooner or later, you’re going to see someone like Adam Kesher or Sidechains wearing a Michael Jackson T-Shirt, and you’re going to realize you dookiedup your pants.
Speaking of pants, Michael Jackson liked to wear black tapered skinny jeans with plain V-neck t-shirts and also associate himself with non-threatening early nineties hip-hop for added authenticity.
Oh, and he liked dance music. Just sayin’…
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@myself,
anyway, in summation, to make Michael-Jackson-pedophile-jokes is to rip off Scary Movie 3 and the last eight years of bad stand-up.
To post-post-post-ironically embrace this fad, however, is to embrace a time when McDonald’s was health food and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson were the biggest ballers on Earth.
Choose wisely, you yallz of the internet.
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//////////Reply by Joe Rogan
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
@Mechrobioticon, A good molester joke is a good molester joke. It’s like Mikey Jackson himself, timeless.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@Joe Rogan,
I UNDERSTAND NOW GIMME A GOOD MOLESTER JOKE SO I CAN LAUGH THE TEARS AWAY :’(
HRO receives great critical acclaim in venerable news periodicals across US!
“MOST PRO ON INTERNET” – the New York Times
“SO CRAZY” – LA Times
“A REAL FACE MELTER” – Washington Post
<3 u Carles + ur hemp choker
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Why did Michael Jackson go to WalMart?
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@Anon,
Because you suk cox.
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//////////Reply by Joe Rogan
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@Mechrobioticon, can I use that at my next show?
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@Joe Rogan,
I bet u never even heard of “shows”, shit-for-brainz.
lol I think I met this bro at a “gay bar” and he put my penis into his butt
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NIGGERS
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//////////Reply by v
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 2:29 am
loser
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HAY THIS IS CARLES. FELT LIKE REPLYING FOR ONCE.
I HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT.
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THIS IS NOT CARLES. IT IS SOME DUDE TYLER OBVIOUSLY
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MJ’s heart said beat it
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is this person a tranny?
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I am still crossing my fingers for zombie MJ to make a thriller style comeback.
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//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@jjjjjjj, yur so rlvnt n kewl. eye wnt 2 b yur fwend.
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//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@jjjjjjj, thanks pal. come over anytime. we will make a beat on my lappytop and kick some ill flows in MJs honor
ttyl gator
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//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@jjjjjjj, is that alt enough?
//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@jjjjjjj, fckin jew
//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@jjjjjjj, yur a jew
//////////Reply by jjjjjjj
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@jjjjjjj, yur muthas a jew
//////////Reply by CARLES
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@jjjjjjj, J’s, you’re banned from my blog
iluvjew
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this blog gives me a headache sometimes.
everyone is trying to be a smart ass.
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1 2many helium dicks?
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carles show us your true face!
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wow,
one, is this a guy or girl?
two, wtf is up with your dilated pupils? too much coke?
three,shut the fuck up about genuinely caring about MJ’s Death because you obviously know, anything involving an opinion about him will allow your sorry hick ass to get more hits on your youtube site which im sure nobody even takes seriously let alone watches.
people are pathetic.
and his nose was weird.
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miss u chris crocker
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This guy must be a genuine fan of MJ,
I mean to donate such a large amount of
testosterone to him in such daily routine
really shows some devotion.
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Oh, yea, I start to worry about society when it embraces a man that seems to think its okay to sleep with children and goes so far as to say: “That’s a beautiful thing.”
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Spew. Eat. Spew again…
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thats ignant
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I got 34 seconds in on this one.
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