hey yall… not much goin on in the world today. Thought I should just admit that, not try to force anything, and give myself a lil vacation!
What I will probably do:
- watch hulu
- eat some pizza [via frozen [via oven] ]
- eat some Ben & Jerry’s
- ‘pleasure myself’ while watching ‘pornography.’
- Stay off the internet, get some fresh air
- avoid checking my twitter every 2 minutes… ‘lol’
- ‘have a cold one’
Love yall and thanks for the support! If anything ‘relevant’ happens, leave them in the comments… I might be checking my email on my telephone. Kinda weird how if u rlly think about it, every day is ‘the same.’
Best,
Carles
PS: U can’t just force memes… A high level meme won’t just fall in ur lap every day. You need to be patient, work hard, and accept the memes that come ur way.
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mj is dead
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//////////Reply by mike tyson
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
@anonymous,
first
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//////////Reply by BSD
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@anonymous,
“nice first!”
– the King of Pop
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//////////Reply by MICHAEL JACKSON
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
@anonymous, MAYB IF U WOULDVE DONE ANOTHER PODCAST I WOULDVE WANTED TO PULL THRU, BUT IT’S BEEN A FUCKING MONTH OR SO. FUXS
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//////////Reply by mj
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
@anonymous, good riddance
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
@anonymous, i found out by reading Carles tweet.
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//////////Reply by carre
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 8:24 am
@anonymous, no he is not dead. its just a way to get back in the spotlights.
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wrong day
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what a sarcastic post hahaha
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awesums.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious!
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<3 u, irony.
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go back to work, mj just died again
☆☆☆☆☆
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//////////Reply by JStack
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 11:23 am
@mario canario, did he die before? i’m being serious, you know like how slahs dide?
jstackills.blogspot.com
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another day another dollar.
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brilliant
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la dee dum la dee dooo, just another day
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just rubbed out a quick one
is that newsworthy?
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Don’t tell me you weren’t a fan, dude. MJ was one of the most ‘relevant’ artists of all time.
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OMG cARLI$$
SHAQ GOT TRADED TO THE CAVS
GONNA HELP BRON BRON WIN…JUST LYKE HE HELPED KO-B
OMG
OMG
OMG
WHAT A DAY
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MJ POST TIME CARLES
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lololololololz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Swayze is next.
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this is wierd
famous ppl are dying
it reminds u that u have 2 ‘live life’
and take a break sometimes
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what about farrah fawcett?!
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MJ was 2 MNSTRM to rate HRO coverage… time to take that memorial Farrah Fawcett wank!
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You killed Michael, happy?
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best
post
ever
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tee hee.
<3 u crls.
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Hi. I’ve been thinking a lot about the “relevancy of farce” and shit, and realized that you’re probably the person to ask. Politically speaking, might make sense. Hope things are “going well for you”, and that The Purpose Has Been Served.
Bye.
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MJ is dead
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good answer.
mad props, brah.
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IRONY FOOLS.
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michael jakson is dead
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… u vacuous wankers
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@rooshio, wankers can’t be vacuous, because wanking fills the room with such joy.
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omg crls how could you leave me on a day like today? i just found out…………………freddie mercury = dead
:’(
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By far, the best post ever!!! First thought when I heard the news was to check HRO and see how you approached it. Genius!!!
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Tyler Durden, i don’t know how to feel about this post. and by ‘this post’ i mean ^^^^ that post. the one above mine, @ Tyler Durden
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//////////Reply by mr unkovich
//////////Posted June 25th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
@anonymous, yeah. no self respect right?
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//////////Reply by Tyler Durden
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 2:41 am
It’s relentless
Invisible
Indefatigable
Indisputable
Undeniable
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xpect an ‘epic’ entry from carles on the ‘death’ of mikey jacky.
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awesome
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best post ever
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ha! you got us carles.
pure genius.
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carles, before i got online to leave this post, my apple airport express was blinking orange and my macbook wouldn’t ‘connect wirelessly’ to the internet! but then it turned green and now i’m online. but it’s still a little spotty. This has been a tough day all around.
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i finally get 2 wear my red leather jacket
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//////////Reply by Eli B.
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:24 am
@john stamos, it’s finally appropriate at a funeral again…
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and with jeff goldblum gone… at least they finally caught the olsens, so we should know where kevin spacey is being held hostage soon.
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amazing!
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“Swayze is next.” Cross your fingers, the day isn’t over yet!!!! 13 minutes .. come on!!!
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HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -The Jacksons
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i was sad until i saw that mj is burning up the hype machine now i’m just confused…feel like he wouldn’t want to see his name nxt to passion pit :/
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First record i ever purchased was Dangerous. no lie
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how will we know when you die crls?
will the haxter come back to tell us (y)all?
or will you just never.post.again
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haha
carles yr very funny. my name is chapman and i’m a prolific personality. i am also ahead of my time.
u’ve chosen to exhibit it to ppl who ‘may or may not’ get it. i only show off to the ppl who ‘do.’
u know how to reach me
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Is this the first use of the nested [via], via [via frozen [via oven] ] ?
So fresh.
8> you carles
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 8:34 am
@douche,
( . Y . )
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Found out abt mj [via group text]. Decided to learn abt the evolutionary origins of depression [via The Economist.]
‘miss u mj.’ ‘u were soo influential to pop’ etc blah blah blah – every1 and the new york times
‘mj, great artist or greatest artist?’ – janet jackson/30 somethings strongly cobranded with mj
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LOL 10
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crls u have such bad timing
i heard mj, the greatest blipster basketball player of all time and space is dead
miss u basketball
miss u tall black men
miss u zany dennis rodman
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oh gawd….yawwwwwwwn….carles ur really lame…
rest in peace mike…you da best mayn…you deed it……
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hulu is where it’s at…
jstackills.blogspot.com
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worst post over
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cupla dead whiteys
but thatz bout it. heard 1 of em yoosed ta b blak.
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predictable
u honestly r no longer funny crls :(
haven’t been for ~2 weeks
(since the twelves post to b precise)
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Cooking rotating dicks r ‘a’ tasty replacement for wiener schlongs.
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aww what?!
-M
MaruMaru.etsy.com
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Posts like this are why bloghouse won the electro war of 2k8. Great going, Carles. Great fucking going.
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might start crying…
might change my ringtone to thriller and buy loadz of MJ vinyl…
might ‘tweet’ my grievances.
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A white woman died. Also Farrah Faucet. The big hand finally touched the little hand in that disco in the sky.
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//////////Reply by Carlos Mencia
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@Eli B.,
omfg i get it you’re saying michael jackson was the white woman ahahahahahaha!
Michael Jackson liked little boys! Little boys! ahahahahahaha!
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//////////Reply by Joe Rogan
//////////Posted June 27th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@Carlos Mencia, I hate you Carlos…
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RIP Micky and the Jacksons
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Is ‘carles’ 2 people? I would like to have a word with their mother.
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ORLY
LOLGOD
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