Feeling sad now that I know 'The Real Lady GaGa.' I used to consider her to be one of the most authentic artists in the pop culture landscape since Kanye West, but now it's like I won't be able to look at her the same ever again. Like I found out a secret that ruined the essence of life. Has this ever happened 2 yall [via Santa Claus / Tooth Fairy / Easter Bro / Jesus]?
Can't believe I have seen 'the real lady gaga' and I am feeling more emotions than just a snarky blogger 'calling her ugly.' Legitimately feel vulnerable right now, like the time my parents sat my family down and told us that they were getting divorced. Feel like 'my whole fucking world has changed.'
I think I used to like her so much cuz of her sex appeal. When I saw her, I thought about 'making love' to her in some sort of artistic/conceptual way. But now it seems like she just wants 'mainstream bro cock' like most girls.
Feel sad when alternative girls end up dating mainstream bros, and then u discover that their pursuit of art/altdom/other sillie ideals were just a gimmick to cope with 'not being able to attract a mainstream bro.' Feel like deep down, girls with alternative boyfriends 'feel like they are settling' some how.
Feel like maybe deep down we're all the same. Maybe that's what we're supposed to learn from Lady Gaga.
We all want to express ourselves'.
We all want to be 'famous' but sort of 'transcend' fame, and let the world know that we 'get' life even though s0 many ppl know who we are.
We all want a mainstream significant other who is 'desired by many ppl.'
We all just want to go to a beach, get followed by paparazzi, and feel 'famous.'
We all want our penis head/clitoris to get 'insanely aroused.'
We all want to find a way to make mainstream = alt, and appeal 2 a mass audience.
Wonder what it's like to be a bro who 'knew some1 famous' when u thought they were just 'retarded' and were going to 'get crushed' by the real world. Don't know how I would feel if some1 in my life 'made it' and was 'successful' in a way that made them famous/successful/relevant/insanely rich. Feel more comfortable knowing that we all 'have to live a shitty life' and feeling like no1 who has appeared in my life has found any kind of happiness, nor are they capable of being 'more self-aware' than me.
In a way, we're all kinda 'wearing a mask.' In a way, we all sorta want 2 construct a version of ourselves' who people like, but we also want a 'chill version of ourselves', reserved only for truly authentically chill bros. Maybe that's what the Lady Gaga Jersey broad is doing. Wonder if that bro knows 'the real gaga.' Wonder if he gets vulnerable with her or something then 'slides it in' and she is attached 2 him 4evr. Feel jealous.
Who is the real U?
Previous Lady Gaga Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html
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lady gag is spent. should try some coke to fix her hangover eyes
Man, how can you say that; okay the hat is so mainstream.But besides that he doesn't really look like a "main dude", he doesn't even have any muscular volume.....and look at his face, just a average guy.I'm even wondering why is she dating him, she could bang one of her hot mainstream dancers for fun.But dammit doing this guy, in what world are we; where is her fucking ambition of BEING FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS!!!
@AAAhHHHHH, seems like a Spike Jonze wannabe (via dating a Karen Oooo wannabe)
@AAAhHHHHH,
She's not "dating" the guy. She made it very clear that she's not into relationships. Her sole qualification in a man is "a big dick". Period.
@HowardTheDUck, idk about you, but i thought she sounded pretty fucking sarcastic in that video. period.
yall r like muses
inspired this lil' haiku
"I'm like so famous"
u r a bro now
in pink shorts and a hat
u r almost alt
u r on the beach
makin' luv for the first time
"I'm like so famous"
u r a big dick
wagging infront of gaga
offloading a load
a bonus stanza
"what is that ugly bitch thing
lets see some titties"
justice totes let me down. thought they were 'chill bros' who 'like to remix obscure songs.' but then they release a live album after only releasing one full length album. i think they think they are gods and people let them get away with this. h8 u justice.
what happened to the chill ass bro musicians that cared about music and less about partying?
@homestereo,
Seeing them live will only help justify those emotions bro. I've never seen electronic artists just go out and play their songs like that. I mean, exactly the way they were played on the album.
@homestereo,
Pfft, they're French. What d1d u exp3ct????? DIFFERENT VALUES N SHIT.
This is cray-cray Carles. A situ like this happen to me anoche when I was chillin at some alt bar. SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU WERE "AZN" + SHOP AT "BABY GAP". Needless to say, This news has crushed me.
"But now it seems like she just wants ‘mainstream bro cock’ like most girls."
Oh Carles, if you only knew how much I hate that. ];
-Dickhead
dickheaddiary.blogspot.com
uhhhh, pretty sure most people who read hro "settle" for mainstream bro cock ONLY when they can't get hot alt cock.
'doing it' on a rocky beach looks uncomfortable/not worth it. if i were that bro, i'd hope that Lady G would at least spring for a tempur-pedic to show that she's in our relationship for 4ever.
@dan-onymous, <3 ur practicality! passion + sensible planning = happyness.
would not put my dick in it if she didnt have money :(
can't believe you didn't make some witty-ass joke about her song "p p poker face".
think this post gave me blu_balls.
@chorles, such jokes are 'out' now. wait 3-4 months and u can crack em ironically
@derryck, yeah... guess it would be pretty mainstream.
worried i'm involuntarily losing my 'alt'. scariest feeling evr.
Should be clear that despite previous posts, would still "hit it".
Lady Gaga has become a boner graveyard
Wow, she looks..not so great. She almost looks like a man?
@M,
Wow she not looks so great. She look like man? almost...
FIXED
GGGRRROOOOSSSSSSSSS!
wut iz gaga's aversion 2 wherin pants?
@Anon,
her blindling grammar can see her better w/o pantalones so lady gaga wares NON
I think it's possible 4 one to alter their personality--metaphor=mask--to be authentic. Without a mask, I would be an 'unchill' douchebag/altbag, but I decided that I want to b 'chill' so wearing my 'chill' mask is authentic, even though it's not truly me. Delving even deeper into psychological bullshit, being 'myself' would actually be unauthentic, since I would be going against my beliefs. This is my beliefs.
@Anon,
whoah. deep and philosophical. I like it.
Man, hipsterrunoff is deep!
POKE HER FACE
the main thing is that it didn't take a lot to get her 'unmasked'. she just stood there on the beach, still wearing designer clothes and glasses but still unmasked. thats how unattractive she is! the very first photo 'unmasked' her completely, and she is not doing anyhting in particular to get unmasked, like wearing something uncool and very domestic- or exposing some down to earth emotion like pain from a sharp pebble. sorry for my proper grammatical english
more like lady gag-on amirite??
you know this person is a hermaphrodite, right. she admitted it. has a little penor. grody!
She's really unremarkable to begin with. I definitely know prettier girls.
carles. you are really here with me at every stage in my life. Right now I'm dealing with stuff like this. Like, should I embrace myself for who i am, or should I try to make myself into a better person.
I also am in love with my alt ex-boyfriend still and couldn't imagine dating a mainstream guy (it seems like it would be so boring). But now I have to decide whether i am unconsciously setting for the idea that alt is better because I'm bitter at mainstream guys for rejecting me in the past.
I know hro is bullshit, but It really raises a lot of important arguments through sarcasm.
@anonymous, Irish children are delicious.
ewwwwwwww she mad gross, used ta think she was bomb.
haha this is on the alt report
I wonder if that bath towel provided enough cushion while being shoved against the large assortment of rocks.
dat is demetri martin she is wit
@DICKZ, for real? it looks like him
@DICKZ, i thought so too brah
@DICKZ, his nose isn't big enough.
fuch ur posts are getting long these days...wats doing???
Kinda feel sad for her now that she has to rest on her talent with no help from her looks :(
Dang, what a disco stick that brah must have. I wonder if it's authentic. maybe its hooligan? it for sure aint italo. judging by the shorts, its probably bootleg circa 2003.
CHRIST she is fug. no surprise.
Gaga is a retard. Art... my ass! She is a fraking retarded show monkey doing whatever stupid shit the producers/labels tell her to. Damn that chick is ugly.
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