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Lately, I have heard of some new alternative community gimmick called NAKED BIKE RIDES. I don’t think they are for like internet-cultured type of people, but more of the ‘far out’ old alternative people, and possibly ‘the homosexual community.’
I think that it is supposed to be ‘raising awareness’ for ‘automobiles causing 2 much pollution.’ like a pack of ppl ‘go on a naked bike ride’ to make ppl pay attention 2 them. I drive a Range Rover, and I h8 bikers because they ‘want to be respected like they are real vehicles’ but never obey traffic laws, and put their lives’ in danger. If I had my way, bikes could only chill on sidewalks.
Have yall ever been on 1 of these naked bike rides? Did u ‘put body art’ on urself, or did u just ‘rock out with ur metaphorical cock out’?
MORE NSFW pix ‘after the jump’ ….
Might eat some pizza/cupcakes with Mexicalts
Feels weird seeing ‘a group of ghey altbros’
Might invite my free spirited grand parents
Feel sad that my other grandfather ‘went looney’ after my grandmother died. :-(
Hope that a ‘relevant indie core band’ plays a live set
Might be a good place to show off my ‘cock piercing’
Worried that it will attract some ‘raver culture’ type of ppl…
Might bring my lil bro / innercity kid who I am ‘mentoring’ to show him what it means 2 have a better life
Might come down to ’show my support’ but still be insecure abt my bod
Does ur community have zany events?
R u ‘an exhibitionist’?
Do u think cars are ‘fucking bullshit’?
Do u own a bicycle/ride it around instead of owning a car?
Do u only ride fixed gear bikes?
R u afraid of ‘over the hill’ alternative ppl who didn’t have a typical consumer-driven alternative existence which led to a heightened sense of self-awareness?
Are there pix of ur cock/tits on the internet?
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18 Comments
omfg, im finally first. woot.
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Are helmets still authentic?
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naked bike rides are played out, they were so 2001[via lance 'uni-ball' armstrong] /1978 [via Freddos Mecuros]/1943 [via albert hofmann].
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//////////Reply by zakaweee
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@gentleman, we need to erect a statue in tribute to Freddos Mercuros
lol i said erect when talking about a gay guy
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//////////Reply by mentos
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@gentleman, actually, uni-armstrong rly hit his “stride” around ‘04-’05.
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//////////Reply by mmmmmm
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@mentos, ehhhhhhhh, wrong.
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I WAS THERE.
very liberating, and i have made a vow to do it once a week.
still have a bruise on my arm from an attention whore tall bike alt.
good post, crls.
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i want to sniff those bike seats
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//////////Reply by Brgrt
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@deanna,
mte
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look at the creepy azn wearing a jacket
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MOAR CHICKS LESS DICKS
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//////////Reply by Mirko
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
@alex, did the furry armpit-ted lez not satisfy you? you sir, are selfish.
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@Mirko,
no hes right, moar tits less dicks.
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carles youre a dick. you tagged this post with perfect alternabreasts and there werent any.
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 12:55 am
@rj, the mexi in the blueboobs is kinda keut
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//////////Reply by end of the world
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@louis,
i know her. lol
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there are few things that shouldn’t be done naked- riding a bike and using power tools are two of them !
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pls post only “good looking penises”
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@top ramen,
no such thing, fggt. get your self soem alt tittes
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from what i can tell, every1 on this ride has a azn cock
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 3:33 am
@bo, but theyre all white
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Those old men are causing serious psychological damage to us readers/anyone not blind :(
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omg, it’s piccolo guy from madison
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//////////Reply by madison
//////////Posted June 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@uglygirlzarntpeople,
woah!
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i feel like people who would do this r rlly socially awkward and can’t make friends very easily.
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//////////Reply by megatitz
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@baberaham linkin, correct.
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I went on the last two in England. They end on a beach where you ditch your bike and head for the water. Pretty fun. I use flags and body paint.
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//////////Reply by tom bro.com
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
HOLY SHIT PICOLO GUY!!!!
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Some of them are cheating I see!
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#madisonhypeinitiative
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carles, bikemore
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