 |
Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
 |
I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (7 comments) |
 |
Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
 |
Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
 |
Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (12 comments) |
 |
Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
 |
LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
 |
GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
 |
Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
 |
"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
 |
Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
 |
Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
 |
Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
 |
Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
Hey yall. It's me, Carles--a blogger. I am 'hosting' some party in Chicago. Not sure what that means, but I think it means I 'get paid' for 'being a chill bro' and 'lending my brand' to this party. Hope it 'works out.'
Party Flyer:
Major 'Party-Throwing Company' Underwriting the Event: Industreate
Name of Party Brand: Branded Up
Location: Congress Theater Chicago
Date: Friday June 19, 2009
DJs/Performers: The Rapture - dj set, HeartsRevolution, The Rub, DJ Funk, Guns N Bombs presenting the debut of Deathface, Jordan Z, Rob Threezy, Gatekeeper - dj set , Kid Color, Black Holes and Thunderous Olympian
"Hosted by": Trash Menagerie & CARLES of the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF.
Photos by: Clayton Hauck Everyoneisfamous.com
Tickets: $16.00 pre-sale, and $19.00 in advance via TICKETWEB.COM & CLUBTIX.NET
Ticket giveaway: Enter to win tix at Trash Menagerie.
Hope that this partie is 'chill.' Hope that the artists are still 'relevant.'
Sorta just want to chill in Chicago and see if the 'scene' is worth moving to. Looking for a new scene. Just want to meet Michael Jordan.
Does n e 1 know something 'fun' 2 do in Chicago?
Did Carles 'sell out' again?
Will u chill with 'Carles' in Chicago?
Is there a lil bit of Carles inside of every1?
Comments
one
damn, will never be first
Missing all the relevant parties in "chi-town"
@Robert, robert as in kells?
I wish I could make it out, but sadly, I cannot.
@Drew., thanks for telling us. I can speak for all of us when I say "we were wondering if you were gonna make it"
@ross, srsly not gonna go anymore kuz drew isnt goin :(
@ross, You're mean. I was only saying that it seems like a fun event, and I wish I could go.
@Drew., it was the part where ur declared ur inability to go as 'sad.' y shud it be sad 4 strangers? silly. plus ross made a funny out of it.
crazy how anonymity makes ppl more confident and outgoing, but at the same time hyper sensitive to shit.
jus want 2 go 2 "fun events"
@Drew.,
hi y'all i am going to college in chi in the fall!
hope i can party w/ carles sometime!
That's my birthday.
Damn.
Gonna be sumwhere infinitely less relevant. Probs (via totes).
born and raised in chicago.
this is my chance to meet you crls.
will i take advantage of this life-altering opportunity?
probs not but i'll think about it maybe (the Rapture srsly?!?)
@AstroCandy, brorape?
will there be;
-sparks
-blow
-blacks
-tugs
-alt bros
-nip slips
if yes i will be there.................
@pete, boggers too.
authentic hipsters can't afford a $20 cover charge. but chicago is awesome.
@Katie,
yea this party seems like its 4 entry level posers srry bro!
@Katie maybe they spent their parents $15 to go to Debonair. If UR parents cut you off, you could have got in free, "authentic hipsters" are on the list
Chicago is pritty chill. Just go to sum parks or sumthing. I think the art institute is free on thursdays or sumthing like that.
go to skool here
carles we dont want u
considering you are a 'modern day oscar wilde' but with an 'overproliferation of ''''quotation marks' I would hang out with you but only b/c you are a 'parody'''' of a real person, whoever that 'may be'
-d-light
Sellout
i am so tired of my favorites 'artists' 'selling out.'
i have eaten canned lima-tofu and stolen dessert wine f4r 4 yrs and this is how my 'authenticity' is repayed?
hey com e to portland, OR carles i bet you could host a grouper/starfucker show (via local talents).
Can't smoke weed inside of the Congress. They will kick you out. Also, can't afford $16...we're in a recession.
@BobEvanz,
i was at the gypsybordello/womanwoman concert last week or so and bros were smokin up inside
u can smoke weed in the congress.
mj-jordbro's hands are bigger than his head
(via having cancer)
you can sleep at my house. i will take you to clarke's in the morning.
I hear discodirty.com is going to be there taking pictures too
@Danny, discodirty is the biggest joke of a 'party' 'photographer' in chicago
thought that was BOOM photography
Heard a bunch of Joker Alts were gonna show up [via dark knight being filmed in chicago]. Sorta hopes CRLS doesn't actually "show" or "attend". Just hopes he gets "$$$" for lending his brand. Don't see too much brand dilution here, at worse the party sux and only like 200 people know that. CRLS <3's NYC. But srsly bro, let me know if you need helping getting to the windy city yo!
omg i will take u 2 [this totes authentic place] and then [this other totes authentic place] crls
*i*am*the*chicago*scene*
*the*midwest*is*important*
come. to. dallas.
sadly ill be there
...wish there was a lil bit of Carles inside of every1...
@daffy,
<3<3<3 that thought/sentiment.
wish there was a little bit of crls inside me.
@luvsy'alls!, (:
@daffy, thought there was?? thought that's why ppl read this--cuz people r essentially the same (via branding) and CRLS got down some timeless, profound, and easy to identify with thoughts. like pop literature for tweens (going on 25)
when HRO dies and goes to blog heaven, there should be a big bbq wake in a public park in LA, tucked between all the colorful and authentic mexican birthday parties. then at the end, after we finish the all the pizza and ice-cream cake, and everybody's legs are tired from the bouncy castle, CRLS gets up on stage and says "i am hipster runoff." and then another alt stands up and says, I am hipster runoff, and every1 does that and starts the free love movement again in the 21st century (via sparks fueled gangbanging of the only girl who shows up)
@gestALT, and then LA gets nuked
isn't promoting some lame hipster dance prty everything you satirize? sellout [.via you wanting cash]
@Brozac,
obvi u dont 'get it'
carles is like the oubroboros of teh 'broscenium theatre',
@spad münchhausen, the snake that eats its own tail
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
Ya'w, I'd tag my house if i'd get paid for doing it. Posting something on my "irrelevant" blog/vlog/shlog would be even less of a deal
i wont go to the party bc it's 'unauthentic' and 'entry level' and everyone will just go to get their pics on www.everyoneisfamous.com. nothing is 'authentic' in chicago. but if you show up and want to be part of the 'scene', go to wicker park
@drew, the am appy open call is in wicker park in case you were looking.
@Madi B, ew
@drew, a jorb is a jorb man.
retail < walking dogs/working at little ceasers.
and all the djs are 'irrelevant'
party in LA brahh
lol @ kid color. pretty embarrassed for you for being associated with him in any way. for the ppl complaining about the price, i entered the tm contest with four different emails and won 3 times. just sayin'.
I'm not going even though I live down the street. Too much money I'd rather buy some weed, and go to an authentic house party in logan square and drink pbr and jameson.
And Chicago is authentic, but also filled with a shit load of entry lvls. Cause we have Columbia and Saic here, its like a freaking alt factory!
@Azn Bro,
did not mean to reply to you miguel, fail on my part.
@Azn Bro, hate Columbia. Can smell the entry lvl alts from a mile away.
im goin' only as too see how authentic HRO reporting on the event is. Details CRLS!
and i got free tickets
I'll be giving away some tickets on everyoneisfamous.com too ya'll!
damn. i'm not going to be in town. wanna go. h8 the fact that i had to move back home 4 the summer. can't w8 2 b back in the chi 4 my altart skewl.
oh. and lol @kidcolor.
LOL @ CHICAGO
I live in chicago. its pretty awesome. wicker park used to be awesome, but now people know about it and there are strollers. like, with babies in them. which is ok, but i dont want to hang out with babies because they always ask me to buy them PBR.
Have fun
im an underage-alt, do you think i can byob? or should i receive buzz via pregaming
I WANNA MEET YOU
Seems like a chill partie 4 entry lvls that want 2 "pay 2 b seen (scene?)". Think I'll spend my monies on weed and vinyls, chill with my altbros and partake in the purchases with some old skool mario partie. Seems more authentic.
Chicago is the top us city for now. You'll see why.
The new Modern Wing of the Art Institute ..that is all I have to say.
go cruz
Pilsen, cool hood , lower west side. dig it
Post new comment