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I am not sure what sort of ‘bro’ this is, or if this is some sort of creature from an alternative underworld. I am ‘insanely confused’ by this creature’s anatomy–unable to tell what the creature is ‘all about.’ From what I can tell, this creature is made up of the following parts:
- part ‘ghey’
- part ‘male’
- part ‘female’
- part ‘ram’/'billy goat’
He seems like he might be a ‘local celebrity’ in a thriving ‘homosexual/transgendered’ community. Possibly he is a ‘party kid’ like the now deceased Michael Alig, best known from the movie ‘The Party Monsters’ as a bro who ‘chopped up another bro’, even though they both just ‘wanted 2 partie and get fucked up.’
I am not sure where the whole ‘party scene’ is going. I think that maybe ‘dancing’ might be dying again, especially now that MJ is dead. Seems like a great time for conceptual core music/fuzz-blog-post-wave to ‘emerge’ as the most listened to music of the next era. Remember ‘the electro jungle’ gimmick?
Not sure if this creature is supposed to be ‘friendly’ or perhaps some sort of ‘predator’ who kills mnstrms when they try to party. Think he might be about ‘murder’ and ‘beauty’ since he has a gun + blowdryer tatty set. Might be ‘a think piece’ who just wants u 2 question ur own humanity/beastialitie. Wonder what my ‘tranny-power-animal’ would be [via the Fight Clubs].
Please feel free to look at a picture of a ‘white peen covered in black paint’ at this location. Think it might be a metaphor for ‘wanting a larger shaft.’
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domesticated electroCreatures
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Wtf is that! Ive never seen anything like this at any party other than the “fetish” parties…
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think that guy’s had at least 1 STI
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//////////Reply by zakaweee
//////////Posted June 28th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
@zakaweee, EDIT
guys
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thought black peens were bigger
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scared promoters might see this and try to market a ‘new partie’ [via bestiality]
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Gay.
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think you might have stumbled upon a coven of ‘alt satan-worshipers’. their black orgiastic rites will bring a new age of darkness and crunkcore across the land.
do y’all know any alt priests/exorcists?
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted June 28th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@vivi, i think theres a cult group led by these futuristic demonic bros called the daft punks, but im not sure : /
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PaN’s LAbYRiNTH yall
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bohemian grove
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Can someone plz help me out. I’m confused with Carles gender. I thought he was a guy but then hes talking about bikinni undershirt fiascos. Or is this the type of thing weree you don’t know either….
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted June 28th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
@HELP, mayb carls is ‘carlie’ and hro is just part of her thesis for her sociology major
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//////////Reply by bwllmb
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 2:40 am
@HELP, The most important thing 2 understand when reading this blog is that it is very progressive/relevant and ‘transcends traditional forms of writing/communication/art’ [via 'ironic detachment']. It’s very difficult 2 understand for ppl who are not smart/wittie/English majors/Marketing majors/only went to community college and not a real university/libby arts school in the progressivest neighborhood of one of the cities on the Am Appy baggy.
Just want 2 transcend ’society’s norms’, yall.
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have we found the altiest titties yet or what?
(also im using a PC rite now. Shit is ancient. XP? I don’t think I had pubes when this came out. And holy shit, HRO looks wack. Fucking font is Ariel Bold or something. use a mac yall).
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i think this is what ‘conservative bros’ think is ‘hell’
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it is the person who runs this shitty fucken blog
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those tits are man tits.
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wtf! that’s a dude for sure.
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‘conceptual-core’ is def the best carlsism
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your article about Perez Hilton’s assault being more important/authentic than the death of a protester was good. it was relevant and thought provoking. this isn’t even decent satire. come on carles, i’ve seen ya do better stuff and i know ya can.
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//////////Reply by eeeee
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 3:52 am
@jjjjj, sorry meant to reply to yall
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thanks for yall support
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I am weird cus I feel more freaked out by the make-up and facial expression than the ram head and penis/titty combo??
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michael alig has way more style than this gender-bender (and species-bender for that matter).
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Gay bro in the alt-fez can’t seem to take his eyes off the peen.
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stlill want to party and get fucked up yall
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looks like the monster from last nights true blood. wonder if these people know they’re in danger.
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Think (s)he’s gonna torture the Bernie Madoffs in H-E (2x hockey stix)?
lol, blowdryer tattoo.
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black guy ear secks: once yu go black, u go def.
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“I hope there’s no more black paint on my peen when I get home; I hope I still have a lil bit of dignity tho”.
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If that isn’t a cracked out malnourished mess than I don’t even know what is anymore.
Is that the future and we don’t even know it yet?
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I saw him on True Blood last Sunday.
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michael alig isn’t dead
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so the ads are the antimatter for all the gay stuff youve been waiting tto post
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2904366432_6e076fdb94_o.jpg
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