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Is Calvin Klein the new Am Appy?

Photo via gothamist via flickr


Since I am moving to NYC after this summer to go to design school, I have started to read NYC-centric blogs to sort of ‘put my finger on the pulse’ of what real New Yorkers read and see on a daily basis. I couldn’t help but notice this huge Calvin Klein ad with 4 ppl in some sort of ‘orgy.’ It seems hot, and sexual. It reminds me of the feeling of when my ‘penis becomes erect’ while I am wearing jeans. I think that is what ‘advertising’/'marketing’ is all about–”SEX SELLS.”

Seems intense to have a 4some with a 3-to-1 boy-girl ratio. I would hope that I could be the one ‘doing the penetration.’ Then there is the bro who ‘awkwardly walks over and tries to position himself to ‘get a blowjie.’ Then there is ‘extra bro’ who is on the floor ‘tugging off’, hopefully getting his chance to ‘be inside’ of the girl eventually. Have yall ever had 3somes? Is it awkward when 1 of your bros is involved? Have u ever ‘crossed swords’?

Sort of worried about Am Appy’s brand. I read on a design blog that they ‘made an official flag.’ Think that this means that they might secede from America [via Civil War].

Photo via PSFK


Not sure if this flag is ’still sexual.’ Sorta wish it was a picture of a real broad, or something, maybe with her areolas exposed. Not sure if this is the kind of flag that I would want to ‘put on the moon.’ Can’t believe they have an official flag.

What do yall think of these branding choices?
Do yall think that sexual advertisements are bad 4 society?
Do u think it is natural to ‘get aroused’ when u see a sexie ad?
Have u ever ‘made love’ 2 more than 1 person at the same time?
Are Calvin Klein jeans ‘the new skinny jeans’?

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19 Comments

  1. lab
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    foist

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  2. Posted June 16, 2009 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    2nd

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  3. Posted June 16, 2009 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    threesome

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  4. mockingbrd
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Of course, his pectorals could use a little work; I suppose we could get him into the weight room.

    No, let’s get him in the studio today. We can send these out immediately.

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    @mockingbrd, caught it

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  5. m
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    neither

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  6. sOO zany name
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    i want my gf for myself.
    would be scared that my bros peen might be bigger.

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  7. M
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    Haven’t their ads always been like that? I love Calvin Klein lingerie. I used to work in the lingerie department of this big retail store and would just spend most of my money on jewelry and calvin klein bras haha

    -M
    MaruMaru.etsy.com

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  8. sabby
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    i feel like that ratio is really off
    i would b more likely to make a purchase if it was 3 girls and 1 bro
    or just 3 girls
    but 3 bros and 1 girl
    idk but i think that would make them a little gay

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  9. g2b anony
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    got 2 b anony 4 this 1

    i had a 3some once [via college]

    while i did get the ‘double blowjie’, i only got to ‘peney’ 1 of them [via my penis vs girls emotions] even tho the other 1 wanted me inside her ‘lil cunt’

    both had hot bodies/faces/personalities [like that matters amirite]

    the double blowj and fngrfck wuz rly cool.

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    //////////Reply by frances
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    @g2b anony, badaboom bada bada bing

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  10. Anna
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    am appy is a thing of the past. the flag is a desperate attempt to cling to a dying audience. calvin klein is not the next big thing–wal mart is coming back, hard. think about it, y’all.

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  11. anon
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    dat br0 0n da b0ttom has a w3ird ch3st, wund3r if h3 ‘get’s tugged’

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  12. itzy bitsy
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    who buys CK jeans? are we still in the ’90s?
    btw, what happened to your ghey AmAppy ads in this site? miss them!!! <333

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  13. elizabeth
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    ck jeans don’t fit properly. fuck them.

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  14. dimie
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    this post is v funnie

    looks like the guyz on the ck add wax their chests as well. not rly an alt thing to do.

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  15. thethomas
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    This remindz me of that 1 obscure song by ‘the interpols’ called ‘no I in 3some’. It totlly relates how bros these days need to give ’something new a try’…..

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  16. rooshio
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    I just ordered my first AMerican APparel o fthe interweb today, I can’t fucking wait to try it on.

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  17. Posted June 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    ck jeans = orginal sex as advertising [via brooke-jail bait- shields]

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  18. fixie-frndz
    Posted June 17, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    thoes CK jeans seem to be strategically faded for maximum appeal to a larger (or more mainstrm) demographic.

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  19. Posted June 17, 2009 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    more alt to create your own brand out of thrift store clothes

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