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Yacht Psychic City
Analysis: I feel 40% ‘more willing’ to listen to Yacht since they signed with DFA. I think this song is possibly better/worse than I think it is, and might be the type of song that ‘defines a summer’ in an accidental way because it was relatively inoffensive, seemed kinda fun, and it lends itself to placement on multiple mixCDs/playlists.
Yacht’s brand is ‘about to be very strong’ since they will be grandfathered into ‘fun music that is dancey that P4k honors as being authentic.’ Sort of wish I had been into them 2 years ago, and accidentally went to one of their shows on a school night, had fun, and totally ‘got’ them even though most people didn’t. They seem pretty ‘artist-y.’
Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/yacht
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[MP3]
Memory Tapes Last One Awake (Friend Version)
Analysis: I think that Memory Tapes is the next ‘conceptual-ish’ band to ‘really look out for’ in terms of blowing up a hype bubble. I think that if they put together 30-45 minutes of ’solid music’ in an LP, they will probably become one of the most ‘listenable’ products of 2k10-2k15. Sort of like AnCo pre-MPP, back when you could just ‘chill’ and listen to them. FEel like I would ‘actually’ describe them as ‘a band that would open for AnCo, except they are actually good.’ MemCassy is more ‘electro’ and possibly has ‘more pop sensibilities’ than most modern ‘conceptual bullshit music.’
Buy the new Memory Cassette EP
http://acephalerecords.com/memcass/
Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/memorytapes
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[MP3]
Lil Wayne Kobe Bryant
Analysis: This is a song by Lil Wayne about NBA player, Kobe Bryant, who will begin his pursuit of his first NBA championship without the help of Shaq “OMG he has a sillie Twitter” O’Neal. In the song, Lil Wayne honors Kobe by talking about ‘how great’ he is. I am not sure how I feel about Kobe Bryant. He has always been a bad teammate, and he also ‘forced himself’ upon some white girl in Colorado. He seems like ‘a huge fraud’, but not sure if he is actually ‘lying’ because I don’t think he really has a ‘true self.’
I don’t know how I feel about the current generation of NBA stars. I feel like it is ‘kinda forced.’ I feel angry that I have to ’suck LeBron James’s dick’ even though he has never won an NBA championship. I don’t really like how every1 is ‘trying to act like Michael Jordan’ or something.
Not sure if Kobe will win it all. Wonder if the Magic are gonna ‘win it all.’ Feel like Lakers fans are ‘ass holes.’ Can’t believe LeBron is going to leave Cleveland.
N e ways, think that the Kobe Bryant song is ’stupid.’ Feel like Kobe Bryant isn’t even ‘a real person’ he is just sort of ‘pretending to be real’ based on how great NBA players have acted before him. I think he grew up in Europe, so he wasn’t even an American kid. I think if Kobe Bryant could be white, he probably would be. I think that this song is some sort of representation of ‘how stupid people’ interpret sports, and sensationalize ‘greatness.’
Who do yall think will win the NBA Championship?
Is LeBron James an ‘asshole’ 4 having a CHOSEN1 tatty on his back?

seems like he is ‘out of touch with reality’ or something. feel like he seriously might believe he is ‘god’/'jesus’




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25 Comments
1st hahahaha hahahahhohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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//////////Reply by Schling
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Yeah !
I love YACHT music, and been following him since a couple of years now. Very happy for what’s happening to his project :)
YACHT rules !
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*kiss*
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i sorta like her voice sumtimes bcuz it makes her sound ‘apathetic yet hopeful’. we’ll be bakin a cake for you y’all
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Feel like u are 4getting to address how these mp3s are meaningful in a post-Merriweather Post Pavilion/post-Veckatimest context. Don’t think previous standards can apply. Think this is a Brave New Blog World.
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this is a weak post
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that Psychic city song sucks.
like really crap.
yall
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wtf is:
Memory Tapes
Memory Cassette
Weird Tapes
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DAVID CARRADINE SCARFED HIMSELF TO DEATH SAVE THE SEMENZ
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Someones gettin a handy to the left of Kobe
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//////////Reply by $wrth
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 9:57 am
@Blade Shakur, i lol’d
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//////////Reply by dave
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 10:10 am
hahahaha, holy shit!
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i saw kobe bryant reading one of my books when i was at jfk flying to nicaragua a few weeks ago
he was in the airport border’s and was holding a box of duty-free godiva chocolate
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
@tao, pics or it didnt happen.
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@d, ps: i’m like 40 pages into eeee eee eee…it’s really good thus far.
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//////////Reply by brofan
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 3:43 am
@tao,
the one with the bro who ‘chills’ with that loli from the library is my fav work of yours
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“don’t know how I feel about the current generation of NBA stars. I feel like it is ‘kinda forced.’ I feel angry that I have to ’suck LeBron James’s dick’ even though he has never won an NBA championship. I don’t really like how every1 is ‘trying to act like Michael Jordan’ or something.”
this should be read on sportscenter and sent to david stern.
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if i am totally indifferent to yacht as music and think it is kinda boring and ‘not really working’, but i really like/support the dude and the principle of just being the dude and doing the music, should i cmment abt it on hipster runoff or should i ’s the f up’?
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memory tapes/cassette/weird tapes is genius
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I SEE A PENIS SHADOW ON KOBE’S ARM!!! (EXCCITTTMENT)
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//////////Reply by kapgun
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@Dave Stewart, maybe that is what he is smiling about
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bud light lime is a pretty authentic micro-brew. prety hard to top that one. maybe Deschutes tops it but not sure, haven’t been to the bar in the last 46 minutes.
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h8 Kobe Bryant.
Want to see the Magics win. But they kinda got their ’shit pushed in’ last night, so I don’t think they’re capable. :(
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CARLES::::: make a comment thread for the alt report. i am dying here. do u kno that adbusterbro probably thinks HRO is ‘pornographic?’ b/c he uses the word about 82 times, roughly equivalent to the amount of times he’s ‘cut himself’ this past week out of ‘well-deserved’ ’self-loathing’.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@bbbbb, *guilty giggle*
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//////////Reply by spad
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@bbbbb,
yeah douglas haddow and sasha grey r both fggts. What makes ‘the media’ and ‘porn’ alike is not that they r both ‘pornographic’ but that they r both ‘media’ i.e. ‘film media’ i.e. the product of some ex-art student who couldn’t get the job they rlly wanted (i.e. no job) so they went in2 teh ‘industry’.
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crls i’m so glad u posted abt sports now we can rlly be broz !!!
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OD’d on psychic city a blog week ago
now im listening to last one awake on repeat yall
not sure if im even going to listen to Dwayne Michael
his voice annoys me almost as much as his lyrics
thanks CRLS
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I think that Yacht kind of sucks. Also that woman is really ugly so I don’t think I could ever really get in to them
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carmelo is much more authentic than lebron or kobe.
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excuse me carleser, but this is the new viddy for that justice track from 9 blog years ago? http://hollywoodoops.com/view_vid.php?Title=Paris+Hilton+best+of
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LeBron will be much more authentic once he goes to the Brooklyn Nets and starts chillin with Anco/Grizzly Bear/every other brooklyn band
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you should put a link to friend’s myspace page.. it’s their remix of memory cassette.
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what does “force himself” really mean? ive never understood.
i liked yacht circa two to three years ago. i wish that made me hip. i used to like the blow. i dont anymore.
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