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My parents made me wear a ‘dorky undershirt’ underneath my 1st bikini :-(

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I think the worst part about being a girl is having a protective father. Ever since I entered my tweenage years, he has been very protective of my body. I think he didn’t want me to turn into ‘a lil slut’ or something like that, and now that I am grown up, I understand what he was trying to protect. He wanted me to be his lil girl forever. He didn’t want me to be a ‘woman’ who was ‘mad objectified’ by miscellaneous men and bros. Sorta wish I had a ‘cool dad’ instead of an ‘overprotective father.’

When women ‘cover up’, it’s because they have a high level of self-respect. I remember when God was still sculpting my breasts from ‘tween ant mounds’ into ‘beautiful, sweet titties.’ I was unsure of my own body. Would I be ‘flat’? Would I be ‘hot’? Maybe in the end, it didn’t matter. Maybe if I move to ‘the middle east’, I might become ‘a better person’ since I will ‘keep my shit sacred’ [via covered up]. Just want a man who ‘loves me’ to see ‘my goods.’

For a while I felt embarrassed that my parents only let me wear 1 piece bathing suits, and then when I bought my bikini, they made me wear a tank top underneath. It’s weird how my parents just wanted to protect me, and my body, and possibly my own body image. Not sure if it was ‘for the best’ because I went through a rebellious phase [via drugs, sex, and bloghaus].

Sorta just wanna be confident in who I am–not give a shit about societal fashion norms, and try to carve out my own personal brand in this zany world of ours.

Please use the comments section of this post to share your own stories of dealing with ur body image, ur protective father, and growing up in the modern, sexual world.

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25 Comments

  1. aw, fukk
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    i once tried to drown myself in the bathroom sink

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  2. zakaweee
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    my dad was so over protective, he’d cover my genitals with his hands and would make me close my eyes so i wouldnt be able to see them, he really loved, he told me all the time.

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    //////////Reply by Pam
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    @zakaweee, that’s really sick.

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  3. Posted June 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    h8 my ant mounds. will i still be ‘authentic’ if i get implants?

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    //////////Reply by zakaweee
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    @vivi, i’ll have to see some photos of said ant mounds to verify the potential authenticity of future breast implants.

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  4. rawrarw
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    My dad makes me use a moon cup and I feel like I’m missing out on all my friends buying tampons.

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    //////////Reply by dogboyvan
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    @rawrarw, SAVING THE ENVNRNMNT

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  5. SammySosalovr28
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    i adooore milfs

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  6. BILLY MAYS
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE FRESH CLEANING POWER OF COCAINE!

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    //////////Reply by niceguy
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    @BILLY MAYS,

    ___comedic//_victorie

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  7. Posted June 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    damn

    bro

    this is weird

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    wierd

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  8. sasha grey
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    h8 my dad for making me into the ‘lil slut’ that i am today.

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    //////////Reply by ashley
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    @sasha grey,

    i like fassbinder and goddard and getting fucked. SO worldly new wave, man. should i still cover myself up?

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  9. Posted June 28, 2009 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    is this a ‘revival of my teenage years’ post?

    sorry but no way these are teens, 1 gal looks like she’s been partying too much for too long and 1 looks more like a transy than anything else…

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  10. Posted June 28, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Is this a ‘revival of my teenage years’ post?

    Sorry but no way these are teens: 1 gal looks like she’s been partying too much for too long and that’s why she ended up with the questionnable fasion taste…And let’s admit that another looks more like a transy than anything else…

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    //////////Reply by vulnerablebro
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    @Cé, “Is this a ‘revival of my teenage years’ post?”

    Here is the problem with labeling. Instead of trying to fit the post into an established label (for comfort and familiarity) just read what crls has to say. Labels are artificially constructed by humans, and lead to normalization of the labeled items. And since every1 knows that normalization leads to subjugation what you said is not cool.

    The girls are obv not teen but you created this argument in your head that they should be and there is no basis for this. I wonder if this is a mildly clever post that ‘gets it’ or just plain ignorance. I wonder when people like you will realize the logical/ethical fallacies behind calling a person you’ve seen a pic of but never met a “transy.” Plz use more logic. Being more logical makes you feel so superior! its awesome!

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    //////////Reply by mulletmofo
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    @vulnerablebro, I label you gay.

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    //////////Reply by louis
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    @mulletmofo, haha fggts dnt like bewbs

    //////////Reply by Molly
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    I met a ‘transy’ last week. Caught my ’straight’ boyfriend banging her in the middle of the night. Not very logical at all.
    Can you say tranny if they still have peen? My overprotective parents never prepared me for this. :’(

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  11. YeahBro
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    Small tits > Large tits.

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    //////////Reply by niq
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    @YeahBro, no, big tits are more authentic. big, milf tits.

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    //////////Reply by daffy
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    @YeahBro, <3 conceptual mememathics

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  12. grape
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    I think of my dad when I bounce on dick

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    //////////Reply by cobones
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    @grape, so far this post has some of the most consistently good comments, specially this1

    tho niqs ‘hollister manifesto’ after this cmnt sort of steers us off course

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    //////////Reply by abeewon
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    @grape, well done

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  13. Posted June 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    rentz wouldn’t let me wear skinnies when i was younger cause they thought i would “look ghey”.

    just wanted to be an altbro, but i ended up wearing hollister and gap, so i guess i was a mallbro.

    ruined childhood, yall. :’(

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @niq, FUCK OFF QUEER WE DONT WANT YOUR KIND

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    //////////Reply by frances
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    @vdieselfor20, ZOMG ROFL!!!11!!1!!!

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  14. vulnerablebro
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    I smoked some weed with some friends of my younger sister, and they told me a story about about her. When they came over for a party held by my sister, she dumped out all their alcohol. She always had an overprotective father. Now she is one of those ‘Victorian Era’ girls. Worried that she will be a ‘lil slut’ once she starts experimenting with drugs and sex. Good thing I am still around to protect her from the horrors of society. It’s not that I don’t trust her, it’s that I don’t trust other people. With God’s help, we will repress her ‘urges’ and keep her pure.

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    //////////Reply by weiners
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    @vulnerablebro, lolgod

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  15. Posted June 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    dude my parents never gave a fukk

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    //////////Reply by sweeet
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    @lolz,

    remember that one time when ur dad picked us up from that dance at school and we were in the backseat of his 4runner talkin about fingering and eating chicks out and how we couldnt wait to be 16? AND he let us listen to ur Nelly cd in the truck? I fucking loved that.

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    //////////Reply by lolz
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    @sweeet, i don’t like girls like that silly. maybe you are thinking of my brother. and dad preferred DMX. duh.

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    //////////Reply by lyrics
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    @lolz,

    YALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
    UP IN HERRE UP IN HERRE

    I miss those days :’(

    //////////Reply by aw, fukk
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    @lolz,

    did u chill ass bros like the hit single ‘gin and juice’ by snoop d-o-double-g?

    <3 hip hop

    <3 chill ass convos on hro

    <3 <3 aw, fukk<3 <3

  16. a really humble guy
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    hey YALL!

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  17. lawl
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    So if you guys have kids later on in life, are you guys gonna give them freedom or be overprotective?

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  18. 4 safety
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    my parents make me wear a condom all the time

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    //////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
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    @4 safety, even when you aren’t having sexor?

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  19. Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    This post is a double standard.
    I don’t cover up at all.

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    //////////Reply by yooooooooooooooo
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    @Pam, please share

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    //////////Reply by aw, fukk
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    @Pam,

    pics or it didnt happen

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    //////////Reply by Pam
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    @aw, fukk, i don’t have any pictures of me like this. sorry dude.

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  20. Posted June 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    stop posting pics of girls unless there are tits

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @michael cera

    stop posting pictures of tits unless there are girls

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  21. Brandon Ulrich
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    RIP MJ.

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    //////////Reply by Crapstah
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    @Brandon Ulrich, yes

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  22. LAdeejay
    Posted June 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    ive banged all 3. couple tugs also.

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  23. altBro
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    tits or gtfo

    RIP MJ

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  24. dax jax
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    I don’t know why “tweenage”/tween obsession is so funny, but it is.

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  25. DiscoBiskit
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Those altbagz all look rode hard & put away wet. Probz only 24-25 but look like they 40

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