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I am not your standard bro.
I see the world with a different pair of glasses, which are not ‘rose coloured.’
I mix elements of Christianity and the Matrix in2 my personal brand.
I do not believe in concepts like ‘time’, ’space’, and ‘love.’
I do not find pleasure in any sensory activities.
I try to have ‘no aesthetic’ but unfortunately people try to call me ‘fashion forward.’
I walk down the street and people stare at me. They wonder ‘what is up with that bro.’ They would never be able to understand what is up with me.
“I” do not “exist.” I am just sort of here to ‘challenge’ people and their ‘realities.’ I make you uncomfortable because I do not exist for the same reason you exist. I am a conceptual bro. I want to make u ‘think’ about ‘the big picture.’ Want to make u ask ‘why?‘
I want to be noticed. I do not want to be noticed.
This is me.
These are my rings (collected while my family vacationed in Arizona and New Mexico).
This is my cross. This is my faith.
This is me underneath my dark hood.
I am sort of like a ‘fameball celeb’ who makes u wonder WHY/HOW ppl get famous.
I am a think piece.
I am more than just a human who is ‘alive.’
I exist for a reason that extends beyond ‘general humanity.’
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goth ninja x justice concept
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hey this is good this post here. getting somewhere.
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cool story bro
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brilliance.
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omg, i have the same rings! we’re like twins! LOL
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back on track carles
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seems like a pretty ‘chill’ bro/want to grab a beer with him
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
@authentanick, ‘bros part 2: he seems like a chill bro’ is still my fave carles quote from 2k9
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@neltron, this is the most ironic/authentic disease for 2thousandnine
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//////////Reply by ColanderBolander
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@neltron, I went through the annoying process of re-entering my log-in info just to say thank you for posting this link.
I will be throwing this in every1s face, as it basically applies to any1 my age
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//////////Reply by neltron
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
@ColanderBolander, yes very useful to help explain what you see happening in 2k9. not that it should be treated w/ a pill or therapy or something, maybe at least acknowledged to a person that may show symptoms beyond the norm. or maybe just take photos of them and post them on the interwebs with offensive captions
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Sometimes I h8 myself so much. Wish I did not believe in the concepts of time / love / space. Wish I existed for a reason beyond “general humanity”
h8 how plain i am. h8 i believe in concepts like “alive” “space” “time” “emotion”. h8 how i try to be “understandable” H8 EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
wish i was a cool bro, wish i was a bro who had moved beyond merely “being” and was a “conceptual piece of art” that existed across all times/spectrum/spatial locations. Oh well, guess i listen to some joustease y’all
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//////////Reply by boiboi
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am
@loserbro, sorry you feel that way buddy. just take some acid and you can be that too! for real!
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//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 1:35 am
@loserbro, don’t listen to ‘boiboi’ he’s just a ‘pusher’ who tries to get u ‘hooked’. He thinks ur ‘easy bait’
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he looks tall.
*wonder if he is really good at basketball*
mmm, he probably has no ‘hustle’ but since he is tall can just block pretty good.
*wonder if he is sweet @ volleyball*
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@chorles, white boys cant ‘jump’
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being a “think piece” minus the piece via lack of peen
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this guy is in the Da Vicini Codes.
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Hes just taking the long way in saying that he’s ‘a bottom’.
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Carles, I just discovered that the ppl who founded ‘lookbook’ are ‘bros’ i went to high school with. Should i get a meaningful and culturally relevant job with them?
on a silly meme note: http://m.twitter.com/Helen_Keller
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it’s all a bit depressing really
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Carles, your poetry is vast like the boundless skyz. <3
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Geeze – do you people actually think this is SERIOUS, I mean really, how niave are you? This guy’s full of sarcasm, come on!
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@Tina,
im pretty sure every1 understands his sarcasm and are ‘going along with it’
im also pretty sure you don’t know how to spell ‘naive’.
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//////////Reply by Tina
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@riiiiot, Come on – ever heard of a typo? Seriously! I bet you own a pair of Converse in every color, drive a Volkswagen, wear your girlfriend’s jeans, only eat organics and fart green puffs of SMUG.
I GUARANTEE you, not everyone on here gets it. Maybe you do but there are lots of “alts” out there attempting to be non-conformists by completely conforming to the quintessential “alt” dude persona.
That’s why I’m such a huge fan of this blog and love to read the dumb comments people write, such as how they think they have Asperger syndrome because they are “creative” and HAVE to wear retro-coke bottle glasses.
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 12:36 am
@Tina,
tl; only read the first paragraph.
1. what’s a ‘typo’?
2. i only need hawt pink chux 2 complete my collection. wanna go shopping with me?
3. i watched that episode of south park 2. it wuz funny.
//////////Reply by august
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 2:45 am
@Tina, rofl
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Do you people actually think this is SERIOUS, I mean really, how niave are you? This guy’s full of sarcasm, come on!
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//////////Reply by Zreeb
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 4:12 am
@Tina, ikn? how silly of everybody else but u (and me) to not get that this guy is not being literal. i’m so glad there’s people like u on the internet.
i can’t believe there’s someone else in the e-world that really ‘gets’ satire
<3
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 6:55 am
@Zreeb,
u are both opening my eyes to the truth.
thnkz
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//////////Reply by Zreeb
//////////Posted June 9th, 2009 at 9:37 am
@adelaide, u sound like-minded
asl?
Now this post is SOLID GOLD.
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Dude.. thts so arty. Im glad its sarcasm. Good to try and be something “beyond ‘general humanity” that’s pretty cool. I’m an alt girl. I like your rings but they only suit your fingers. INSPIRED.
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i like turtles
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//////////Reply by Ohhaiboiz
//////////Posted June 10th, 2009 at 3:07 am
@matt, oh me too!
conforming?
AHHH
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I actually go to school with the guy in the picture, c’est interessant. but I like the content of what you wrote your story on.
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