As yall know, I am a huge fan of the alternative alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon, and instead of owning a car, I own a ‘fixie’ a.k.a. fixed gear bike. I need more brand+product MASHUPS 2 take my personal brand 2 the next level. Think this might be another ‘marketing ploy’ by the PBR ‘unintentional’ marketing team [via brands that are adopted for no good reason by privileged 'subcultures'].
Not sure if it would be possible to create a more authentic vehicle. Possibly a Sparks Prius, or something like that. Or maybe a ‘Scion Scion’ that travels the world sponsoring alternative events. Miss the days when people would travel to music festivals in altMobiles. Or the Crystal Castles Mobile.
Think this bicycle might be the alt version of Oscar Meyer’s Weiner mobile.
Or possibly a Red Bull MiniCooper
or a Best Buy Geek Squad car.
Or a NASCAR car
I just want to cruise in a branded vehicle. Might make a ‘macbook prius’ or a ‘blog hummer’ or a ‘Lil Miss Sunshine volkswagen.’ Can yall think of any other branded vehicles?
If you could die on a fixed gear bike [via no brakes] what brand would u want representing U?
Is the PBR fixie the most authentic vehicle on the planet?
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stawp this carles
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turd
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booooooring.
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Joose-powered [via drunk azn] rickshaw.
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most auth alt vehicle would be the aoki-car [via steve carrying everyone around on his back]
runs on grey goose in his mouf and tugjobs from entrylvlrs so its enviro-friendly too :)
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fuck fixed gear. will saw off your legs.
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AIDSMOBILE
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just make yr fixie iPhone compatible.
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Stumptown no doubt.
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rickshaw made out of cutup skol bottles
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obviously sparks…
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//////////Reply by gestALT
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 12:34 am
yep
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so hippies in the 60s just ‘chilled and ate oscar meyer weenies’?
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Just want 2 wear AnCo Wayfarers/P4k skinnie jeans.
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toy story 2 was ok
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hipsterrunoff hearse – might need 2 off myself ‘yall’
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i swear that was fucking michael cera talking in the video
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totally skipped to report fuck pabst there is a trademark alt beer made in ontario. way alt-er
also: AltBier
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altbier
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just sayin.
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holy shit, have you ever seen anything so hip as a p-br fixie?
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dying in a crash on this bike while drunk on pbr, in PDX would be the altiest death evrrrrr
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@emle, I keep waiting for PBR to die but it might just remain eternal. I think it’s definitely post post right now.
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No, no. The Geek Squad car is more alt. Geek alt > Hipster alt.
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I dont understand why the pbr bike doesnt come with a cup holder
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