meme hijack via hypebeast
I am looking for a new summer wardrobe, and I was thinking about buying some clothes that were made to make me look like a British chill rock’n'roller. I remember the first time I heard the song “Wonderwall.” I think it was the most meaningful song I had ever heard in my young life. Within the next year, I bought an acoustic guitar, and learned the simple chords to “Wonderwall” and told myself ‘u can make it as a musician. just stay simple and put ur heart in.’
I have read in magazines that Liam Gallagher is ‘an asshole.’ Just felt like blogging about oasis since they’re so old. Sorta miss the days when bands were ‘a big deal.’ They were ‘larger than life’ and u would compare them to the Beatles. But these days, u just admit that a kewl band won’t be around for that long.
Think ur just supposed to be ‘chill’ and wear these clothes.
He also made some sort of promo video for the clothing line, where he talks about how authentic it is, and how it is ‘all stuff he would actually wear.’ I feel like it comes across like some sort of parody of himself, as played by Ben Stiller in 2001, but I think British people ‘actually see the world like this’, which is why they are into things like soccer clubs, Ricky Hatton, and Oasis.
I think that British people only know how to ‘be into something’ that they like by treating it like it is a soccer team. They like to get drunk and sing, and ’see what happens’ [via violence]. Glad that British people aren’t racist Euros, like French, Italians, and Spanish. Sad abt the after-effects colonialism.
Damn. Need a chill track jacket.
Need a hat 2 wear with sunglasses
Do yall think Oasis are ‘the next Beatles’?
I remember reading in a magazine that they are ‘the next big thing.’
Just wish the entire world had the same definition of ‘cool.’ Feel like British people enjoy weird stuff for some reason. Like they grew up thinking that ur supposed to appreciate some gritty aesthetic. I think maybe cuz it is s0 rainy over there.
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h8 oasis yall
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@simply j, I think I have a copy of whats the story somewhere in near pristine condition. It might have been a gift and probably only got spun a couple times. That fact alone should speak for itself.
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//////////Reply by marley
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
@anony, I fucking love oasis.
Definitely maybe shits over anything in the last 15 years.
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h8 them 2
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h8 anyone with faces like those
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//////////Reply by musical chains
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
@musical chains,
/anyone who dresses like that
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ya fuckin h8 those bros 2.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
@everyone who h8s Oasis,
If youz guyz keep sain’ “h8 Oasis” enough, you will make it “cool” and “authentic” to like them.
Some guy is going to get on here and admit to listening to them, and he’s going to seem like the most “authentic” hipster of all, like he just don’t give a fuck what youz guyz think.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@myself,
except now because I’ve said this, it won’t seem “authentic” at all, like he/she’s just trying to cash in on some easy rebellion.
Sorry for ruinin’ it for ya’, authentic Oasis-fan hipster.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
@myself again,
except now that I’ve said that, if someone admits to liking Oasis, it will seem like they seriously don’t give a fuck about looking “authentic” or “inauthentic”, which is really the most “authentic” thing.
But now that I’ve said THAT^^, we’re back to square one. This is the mindfuck that is hipster authenticity.
The only authentic thing to do now would be to comment on this with something silly like:
“@Mechrobioticon, ur full of poop.”
//////////Reply by tronpop
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 12:57 am
@Mechrobioticon,
errrr… you are full of poop….? am i doin it rite?
where were u while we were gettin high?
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@hey anony anony, Listening to something better.
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h8 em
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I don’t think I have read one blog in like 3 weeks. Carles is boring me!
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I guess if I was washed up I’d start a clothing line to….why aren’t I not starting a clothing line?
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h8 oasis. Devendra Banhart cover over “don’t look back in anger”‘ is OK though
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the line reminds me of thing one and thing two in rehab
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wear a rubber, yall! oasis dad shoulda..
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oasis are shit
as is football
these clothes are what we english would call ‘chav’ wear. which, w/out explanation, means they are shit
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
@tru brit,
right oh, mate! pip pip! jolly good comment!
well, I’m off to watch some cricket on the telly, cheerio!
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@Mechrobioticon,
<3 u cricket.
h8 u commercial american sports.
if i wasn’t ozstralian, i’d wanna be newzealandbro
and after that, english yall
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@adelaide, heard that australia and zealand aren’t actually countries/places/geographic locations. Just an idea that english bros have when the world gets them down.
//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 12:55 am
@adelaide,
like a fantasy
too good to be true.
:( no wonder no one takes hugh jackman seriously
Don’t H8, LUVE.
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is he the one who married the pop star, i can’t ever tell them apart [via not caring enough]
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lmao did he srsly name it pretty green? really???
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actually had a craving to hear “don’t look back in anger” the other night because I saw this bro I went to high school with who got a scholarship to a music school in “the city”…this bro had a future [via playing guitar {subvia a gimmick}]…then he started wildin’ out [via Nick Cannon-bro] on pills and lost his scholarship…and I thought “don’t look back in anger, bro”
anyway…dialed up that single on my itunes [via the irony playlist i made] and took a shit
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why would someone design that
srsly
they look like the kinda clothes you find at shitty department stores
chav pride i guess
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holy shit on a stick
this stuff is atrocious
he sounds like a massive douchefag
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actually brits h8 middle eastrnrs. it’s funnie becuz they call them ‘azns’
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हम लोग ‘कामेन्ट्स’ हिन्दी में लिख सकते हैं? किसी को यह भाशा आती है?
b4 if i wrote anything like this carles had a macro that made it come up as ” I am totes a terrerist” s00 20001 yaal, btew brits call aasians “pakis’ (via pakistan being the worst country)
**pakis build bombs in their convienence stores bro, its not all sparks and pbr**
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FOOK OFF
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Holee crap! Those allaround brim hats are sew 90s!
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i luv oasis.
h8 all these replaceable hipster douchebags.
but have to admit…h8 liams clothing line too.
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Regarding Oasis, sorta…
What might we call old hipsters?
I was at a cafe last night, and saw
some trendy old fuck, and couldn’t
stop myself from bursting with laughter
when I noticed that buzzed hair was shiny
and grey. It was gross dude! Back to the main pt.
WHAT DO WE CALL OLD HIPSTERS?
All I can think of is “oldsters” and that sucks.
Help me think of something better please!!!
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blur was/is better
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h8 when old rockstars think they have other marketable talents yall. dude looks mad stupid and he’s not a clothing designer. couldnt ben shermanbro take this old fuck under his wing and work it out?
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you guys should watch the movie “live forever” [via hulu]….it’s about brit pop…the shit that the oasis bros say is so funny…it’s almost as if they are two actors playing themselves and being parodies of them. it’s like spinal tap but real. unbelievably funny.
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is that steve nash?
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//////////Reply by UD
//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@durr,
ah, so someone beat me to it.
good form!
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fuck, think he might be 1 of the people who I would ‘risk sucker-punching in the face’ if I saw them on the street.
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You Yanks make me laugh! You’ve got no taste whatsoever! Hence – Jay Z, Akon, Kanye West, Timbaland, Eminem…….. So why the fuck should we listen to this load of bollox! The two main factors we are discussin here r the music and the clothes and everyone knows that the Brits beat u hands down in both of those categories. Oasis r more than “wonderwall” and “DLBIA” but not that you’d know because you’re all consumed in Kelly Clarkson and all that shit, no wonder the rest of the world hate you! Go make some decent music and design some I clothes before you criticise everyone elses! Oh yeah, and keep your shit music in your country and stop inflicting it on ours! Thanks x i
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the real important thing that you missed is how much liam gallagher looks like steve nash of the suns.
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NOBODY in their right mind likes Oasis here. the only sort are wannabe Mancunians with a penchant for throwing piss or having a fight in a pub car park.
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Insufferable profit motive. Great post.
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