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Yall. Been going through a lot lately. Actually ‘turned to the Lordbro’ to get through in my time of need. I feel like there are 2 things I my life that I truly love–God [via The Lord] and ’sweet titties.’ I decided 2 ‘kill 2 birds with 1 stone’ and get a picture of Jesus, the New Lord, and put a pair of sweet lil tits on him. It is also kinda a metaphor about my relationship with Jesus, and how my parents forced His ‘fairy tale ass’ on me.
Sometimes I even ‘jerk off’ and I cum all over Jesus. I try to get my semen on his face, and sometimes I rub them on my tattoo’s nipples. It’s sweet. I feel like some people would tell me that I am ‘weird’ but they probably aren’t in touch with their sexuality. I just want to test the limits. I want to cum so hard with a huge, erect cock. I just want to push the limits, kinda like the movie Eyes Wide Shut. Feel like David Carradine, also known as Bill Kill, knew what life was all about since he just wanted to get off.
Sorta hope I die in a hotel room with some AZNs, and have a rope tied around my neck/cock. Seems like the last thing I wanna do b4 I die is ‘blow my load.’
Do yall have any dark sexual secrets/secret tattoos that u would like 2 share? [via getting a regrettable tatty on spring break back when u were a masintreamer]
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best jpg ever
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:O
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i got a blink 182 lucky pierre tatter. toms the lucky pierre.
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Wuz El Presidente of student council back in High School. The year after, I thought it would be funny/retarded/retardedfunny to get “El Prez” tattied on my thigh.
It was on my thigh so my mom couldn’t see it. She still doesn’t know…
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I want to be fukd by three guys. One in mouth, vag, and ass. Scared they will think I’m a dirty slut and talk mad shit about me behind my back. Maybe next time I’m drinking and doing blow with some hot little guys in their early 20s I’ll see what they have to say about it.
Time to party…
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watched kill bill and blogged about gbg on the weekend. feel connected
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this is the worst post i’ve ever seen carles
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david carradine would not be caught dead hanging around bangkok
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2009 at 10:05 am
@the guy, this made me laugh, then cry. Then write a poem. It’s not very good.
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FuCking Alice Glass (b4 & after Crystal Castles performance)
Just ‘looking for <3′/a ‘meaningful’ fuck.
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seriously?
this is probably the worst post iv ever seen for you.
clearly your view of him has obviously been warped.
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flip…spelling mistake.
i meant to say:
seriously?
this is probably the worst post iv ever seen from you.
clearly your view of him has obviously been warped.
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well farewell hr ill come back when carles does
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Fuck you for fucking Jesus
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2009 at 5:00 am
@[c]in, exactly man.
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Your RSS feed isn’t working – the last post I got was “Might retire.” and nothing else has appeared – I thought you DID retire!
The error is: “The feed could not be loaded because the content is not in a known feed format.”
Glad you didn’t retire, though.
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yall
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got a blowjay from sum azn in her bathroom
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looks like carles did retire (via this weak post)
miss u
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if i had a tat there, i wouldn’t be able to cum on it. my indie dick’s too big. my load would go right past. how small is your indie dick, carles?
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sweet lil tat carls
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my breath stinks
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my mom n i got matchin jesus tattoos recently. she is a born again and i just wanted to show her how much i support her and love her so we went to the tattoo parlor together at her request. im not sure if i made the right decision…it seems like the jesus eyes are alive, like they know what i did to my brother ten years ago.
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//////////Reply by budubuku
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@tagonist m, buenos tardes amigo
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Carles is losing his touch
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is that supposed to be devendra banhart?
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got loaded and screwed my boss. i’m fm too so no big, but found out shes a screamer. can’t look at her same now…. Mite make a slideshow about it for next mtg.
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//////////Reply by w
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@ohnouditnt, just remember: infographics. a pie chart. poonie pie chart.
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I have the Chanel logo tattooed on my tongue so that I can give ‘designer blowjobs’.
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//////////Reply by w
//////////Posted June 24th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@Luz, do they go with Herpes handbags. i mean Hermes. or both.
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jesus tattys
i told u crls
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carles, for you:
re: cumming in the kraziest way possible.
“Story of the Eye” by George Bataille
http://supervert.com/elibrary/georges_bataille
you should read it, honestly. this story is some intelligent smut’core to the max. banned in 1928.
those french!
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kinda think it’s just supposed to be a tat of a bearded woman. real sailor jerry like.
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