Yall. I <3 music festivals. As I always say, they are the only place where I feel like I am 'home.' I get to chill with people who like like me and have similar interests, and I get to see my fave alt celebs performing/spy on them through the security gate.
Feel like I missed out on a lot of meaningful experiences.
I could have beta tested new Am Appy designs with Karen O of the Ya Yea Yeas.
Photos by Chris Graham via Brooklyn Vegan

Could have seen some zany bro.

Could have made zany faces while singing meaningful Passion Pit songs

Could have made zany faces while singing meaningful AnCo songs [via Avey Tare]

Could have made scary faces while singing with King Of Leon alphabro

Are alt music festivals all going 2 have comedy now? Might watch ADULT SWIM LIVE starring Tim and Eric. I read in a blog that they direct music videos or something.

Could have sang Karaoke with my political science professor/T.A.

Could have made angry faces about TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek about having to play to a crowd of bros even though ur a production genius

Could have talked about music industry issues & channeling ur hurt/anger into transcendent rock anthems with Trent Reznor.

Could have chilled with Kevin ‘Bisexual JokerAlt’ Barnes during a zany OfMonty set

Could have had ‘my junk’ eaten out by a tiger

Just coulda chilled with bros, sat in the sun on a blanket, listening to some sweet, sweet alternative tunes.

Might have also met a tuggle of entry-level girls who were just under-18 who u get drunk & ‘take advantage’ of.
Whenever I miss a music festival within 3000 miles of my own home, am I missing out on one of the most potentially meaningful experiences of my life?
[Photos by Chris Graham via Brooklyn Vegan]




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nah
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maybe
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FUCK MY LIFE. I just found out I can’t go to All points west in August and I go here and you’re talking about Musical Festivals. Fuck my life. Legit.
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//////////Reply by colandercolander
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@mateooo, Yeah, I had an emotional goal to go to there too, but it’s looking unlikely. life is fucked up.
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if wwaves didn’t play, it wasn’t a meaningful life experience
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will bonnaroo invite Carles to curate a festival stage?
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Crls should i really blog about what magazines hipsters should def read like Clark or Nylon!
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//////////Reply by this is not my name
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
the only authentic forms of ‘printed media’ are those written by nietzsche or tao lin.
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theres no place like festival
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Does this festival make people uglier?
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sasquatch = wookies humping on hills in plain site for all fest-goers viewing pleasure while listening to the their fav alt grp = authentic experience
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//////////Reply by Princess Jazzy Gems
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@wooksterrunoff,
YES! THIS HAPPENED AND I SAW IT
..part of sumthing bigger now.
(had to put a flannel/am appy zip up hoody/wayfarers over my bawd while i tuggd off in a crowd of 25k…almost died of pleasure)
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@Princess Jazzy Gems,
ew. & luls
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i wanted to go to sasquatch, badly! next year maybe..
i like the fact that it’s called sasquatch because i pretty much love bigfoot.
when think sasquatch i think forest. when i think in washington i think forest. it should be taking place next to forest. disappointing wtf
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“those were the best dayz of my lyfe” -bryan adams.
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Sasquatch is so authentic that people just go to the campground then come back and act like they had some life changing concert experience
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i live in seattle, i could have gone
but its also full of dirty hippies and like, other wack stuff.
“tuggle” as a unit of measure is awesome though
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all the performers look 2 kooky for u 2 just chill and watch… seems like they might feel a lil sillie if u didn’t ‘go ape fucking shit’ 4 them.
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tim and eric <3333 i love you
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alphabro’s face made my day
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd0CPYuZgU&
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alt white trash
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hey stop deleting my comments
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i go erry year to da quatch and always the best weekend of the year. felt like the lineup this year was the best yet, however, i also felt like this year had the most people who pick out their best alt outfits to where and pretend they are there for the music. “lets wear boots in 90 degree weather!” “hey wanna wear a kewl headband that holds my messy hair to my sweaty forehead??” yes. yes i do. better yet, wanna go camping for 3 days and get shit faced, be “chill” and not got to the shows at all???
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@randocollegefresh, alsoo girl talk had a hugggeee turnout ….really? really?
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Karen “YYYs” O outfit are always so damn cool!!!
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I hate live music.
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//////////Reply by neednotapply
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Patrick Bateman, everytime I go see a show/festival/zany bro w/a guitar…I just think about how I’d rather be chilling with my closest bros, drinking whiskey on a porch and listening to the band’s mp3, blaring from a BOSE ipod dock…srsly. What’s so great about live music? it’s stuffy, I get thirsty, drinks are expensive (unless you smuggle in some goose).
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yeah, it WAS pretty much the best thing of my life.
crls u would have <3ed it.
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camping is the best part duh
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Tim and Eric best thing ever ever ever.
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