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I was looking for summer looks, and I noticed this bro wearing huge athletic shoulder pads. I think that they are supposed to be ‘protective.’ Might be inspired by ‘all of the drama in Iran.’ Like the whole world is about to turn into ‘a massive battlefield’, and we all have to be prepared for ‘riot police’/'nuclear weapons being dropped.’
I kinda feel relieved that Obama is in office now. If George W. Bush was in office, he would probably make us ‘nuke’ Iran, and we would probably have to go to war with them. Would be hella worried about ‘getting drafted.’ Not sure if I want to be drafted into a war. No sure how that would go. Wonder if the military camps would have wifi. Wonder if I could take my Macbook, or if I could only use compys in compy labs. Wonder if I could still download relevant mp3s from mp3 blogs.
I don’t wanna be drafted, yall. :-(
N e ways… Think that football pads seem pretty ‘alt’ in our modern world, but might become ‘mainstream’ soon. Might buy some ‘leopard print’ leggings to set myself apart. Just looking for a summer look.
Sorta reminds me of the most alternative bro of all time, John Alt.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/the-worlds-most-alternative-athletes.html
Do yall have any good ideas 4 summer loox?
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Hey
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My summer look is “beach drug dealer”
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This summer gigantic brand names that emphasize acceptance of consumerism and capitalism as valuable tools for society are in. Bonus points if the company makes their products in third world countries with kids. Burger King is the new hot place to eat also. Getting a tug job from a Burger King slut is sooo relevant this summer.
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//////////Posted June 26th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
@asdf, ‘word’ bro the irony in that statement is that consumerism and capitalism are destructive forces in society, yet the MSM tries to convince the public that they are “in”.
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I get a kick out of thinking of this guy as Carles: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emmett-rensin/hipster-joins-marines-win_b_209923.html
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LEO PANTS!!!!!!!
EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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HAHAHAHA @john alt
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//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 2:05 am
@MS,
jeremyscalt.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this makes me LOL.
srsly saw a boy out this weekend wearing a full piece silver jumpsuit with a triangle shoulder pad insert. NyC BaByYyY. ?????ALTBRA2K9???????
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fcking lame, bro.
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michael j bro
come on
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Seriously, football? (via loving baseball)
Maybe its just Minnesota, but you can’t bike to the beach in football gear.
I know, y’all, that this is the “point”, but really, what happened to blue jeans/slayer shirt?
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football shoulder pads were so early 90s [via michael alig]
i say go with bell bottoms. the bigger the bell, the better. bell bottoms haven’t come back for men and they need to. they are a nice, comfortable summer piece of clothing and you will get all sorts of compliments from other alt guys and alt girls who wanna know where you bought them, to which you can reply, “just a little vintage shop in _______.”
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Michael Jackson Died…. oops sorry wrong post.
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JOHN ALT = quality tie-in… LOVE IT CARLES!
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i wnt sum plastic jeans that are like xtremly tight bc its like plastic u know that or short shorts is def gunna be the next big thing since skinny jeans are getting too mainstream
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hahaha
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You are my favorite. This look is so over, though. My older brother wore it in ‘83. We reposted. Check it.
-team insurgency
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You are a fool. Bye.
Water…it’s what’s for dinner (dun dun dun)
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dude on the top looks like Ron Perlman!!!
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Dude looks like a dipshit
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