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I was dreading our family vacation to Las Vegas, but then we ended up staying at this really kewl hotel. It was called ‘MGM Studios’ and there were a lot of young people who u could really relate 2 there. We all just love listening to hiphop, ‘laying out’, and drinking fruity drinks/domestic beers. The highlight of the trip had to be running into famous person LINDSAY LOHAN at the pool.
I tried to take my pic was her, but she was being ‘a total cunt’, so we just got into a lil pool behind her, and snapped her pix. Definitely uploaded that shit to FB. So many ppl are gonna comment.
Here’s a picture of me taking a picture of Lindsay with my digicam. Think she is posing to say that she ’sucked off’ MJ or something.
I don’t understand why Lindsay wouldn’t want to hang out with me, even though I dress like her, except + 30 lbs. I feel like we’d both have a lot in common, and we could really party together. Don’t understand why she didn’t want to talk to me, but then some weirdo looking ‘homeless hipster’ guy comes along and she acts like they are bffs.
N e ways…trip 2 Vegas was amazing, yall. Went to a lot of cool clubs, hooked up with 2 guys, had a 4some with my sister + 2 guys, and even ran into Lindz Lohan+took several pictures of her using the digital zoom on my digicam.
Even titled my facebook photo album ‘what happens in Vegas…’
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don’t understand this crls
“weirdo looking ‘homeless hipster’”
i didn’t know that hipster and homeless were any different.
repetition, y’all
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well happy bday, lindsay…
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carles, you fucking jew boy
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//////////Reply by cobones
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@mike tyson, freal
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not the most air-brushed thigh…oops
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must’ve been freshly waxed. ouch
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Do mainstreamers still think she’s “hawt,” or is she shunned by everyone now? Sorry for my ignorance of the MNSTRM.
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//////////Reply by Daft Punk
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@NDN(Indian)ALT, thinking the same thing dont know, but I really h8 her and if aoki thinks she is “kwel” then I h8 him as well.
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This is an amazing bit of satire on how obsessed we as a people are with celebrity & wanton drug abuse! Carles truly is our generation’s Mark Twain.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@Dickrider, praise carles! ‘hallelujah!’
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yall, trying to imagine what the baby of lohan x ayokee would look like and i came to the conclusion that they already had it and it was the black peen tranny. h8 interracial marriages.
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so happy the cockout-lambchop-hellboy satyr is not on top ne mores.
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feeling sad
feels like chemical depression
took me 5 minutes to type this comment
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@tao,
my eyes hurt
but only when i shut them
can you feel your pulse in the middle of your brain?
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@tao,
i really enjoyed eee eee eee man. cheer up. thanks for writing such a good book.
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homeless hipster, LOL
-M
MaruMaru.etsy.com
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can’t remember, is lindsay still with dj / pete doherty-lookin tom-bro?
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//////////Reply by ballbag
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
@vivi,
nah, read that they were ‘off’ [via no longer being on]
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my favorite movie is the one where she plays a dream stripper with a massive, more over the top, far more fatal version of stigmata.
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y’all, I was @ the pool with lindsay lopers too. I waded right behind her for like 5 mins in the water cause there was a realkewl purple cloud floatin round her anus. think it was all the acid or ex she did with krazy dj sambro dissolving into the water via her epidermis.
did not taste gr8
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I approve of the Lindsay Lohan post but I do not approve of WWTDD
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//////////Reply by boy
//////////Posted June 30th, 2009 at 6:06 am
@Entry Level Alt, what would tyler durden do? :/
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last pic, chic standing next to steve akoi had awesome stomach.
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted June 30th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
@Dave Stewart, saw that 2, bet she has an even nicer vag
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//////////Reply by Dave Stewart
//////////Posted June 30th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
@troy, imagine the ass on that….. ohhhhhhh mannn.
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i sucked steve aoki’s dick and all i got was a crappy remix.
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I miss the wholesome family fun era of Lindz Lohan
(via ‘Herbie’ the motion picture)
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