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I remember back in 2k7/2k8, when all u had 2 do was wear a leather jacket to get a lil tug job. I h8 how the ’scene’ has evolved. Wish I could go back 2 my altbro prime. Wish I could ‘get tugjobs’ ‘very easily’ from entry level alts who were just ‘looking to fit into a scene’ by being sexually active with
I miss the days when girls hadn’t already ‘touched too many peens’ and were still ‘delighted’ to meet urs. h8 growing up. h8 having 2 deal with some1’s past.
everything
is
changing.
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not my fav, crls.
not at all.
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Growing up is tough. fer reals.
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happy you finally got a gf carls. u needed one. but also sad u got a gf. means u never post and theyre lame
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This is a father’s worst nightmare right here.
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males: is ‘getting a tugjob’ still considered ‘awesome’ when getting one from a ‘lesbian’?
just curious.
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@riiiiot, i can’t think of anything better
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//////////Reply by its 4am and
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
@riiiiot, i dont have an opinion on it
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//////////Reply by bwllmb
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 1:41 am
@riiiiot,
Not really sure, but I think lezboz might be considered ‘totes awesome’ by mainstream bros [via 'society's norms'].
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//////////Reply by jondo
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 4:54 am
@bwllmb, think they actually resent them if theyre butch. But hotties are chill.
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@riiiiot, no wait r u “lezbo” or r u “just curious”?
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@kyda69,
maybe im just a ‘curious lezb0′.
maybe we all are.
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the new news shit on top makes the site really bad, change it back crlsr
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@shoopda, why is it bad? it’s pretty funny…and even if it’s not it doesnt take anything away from teh site imo.
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@d, think it’s supposed to be the shit he considers ‘relevant’ but ‘can’t be fucked’ writing about
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@shoopda, the point of the website is that it assumes his readers already know these things. it’s ’stoopid’ and ‘incloosive’ 2 include the news items.
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u might get tugged if u dress up like that ‘kinda ghey’ robot from the daft punks
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Looks like a short-haired version of Jay Reatard.
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anyone else see gerard way from mcr?
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//////////Reply by manbaby.
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@Anaballs, maybe ten years down, when he’s hit ‘rock bottom’ and is on some sort of mtv or vh1 ‘reality show’.
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not 2 mention missin the leather jacket grrrls lookin 2 get fingered
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i was just ‘chilling’ [via MD 20/20] at this altbro’s apartment party, and got a whiskeydick tuggles from some chick from detroit in the bro’s closet. didn’t really know him, or anyone there. i just knew the people i brought. just wanted to ‘chill with my bros’ there, but things i guess got out of hand…
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
@manbaby.,
things got into hand*
FKNLOLRUS
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Nvr thought I’d say this, but plz post less n00dz. Gawd.
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//////////Reply by megatitz
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 12:26 am
@brobro, whoa. no.
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i wish this blog was not written by a homo. (i support gay marriage)
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//////////Reply by Dave Stewart
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 12:52 am
@twenty3, ur comment is an oxymoron.
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Doesn’t it get old maintaining this persona? Seems like a burden. You should get out into nature more often.
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted June 7th, 2009 at 4:39 am
@Ackhertz, yea crls
i can bring my guitar and we can sing our own acoustic covers of AnCo songs with altgirls who r ‘down to fuck’ in the forest
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http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2009/05/hold-onto-tightly-your-friends.html
wow, only 10 days behind a blog i read mainly for ‘the lols’ that isn’t ‘meaningful’ like HRO. what happened to HRO being ‘relevant’, or is being ‘behind the curve’ the new ‘ahead of the curve’? just trying 2 stay ‘cutting edge’ and ‘with it’ in 2k9.5
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can someone say “desperate”
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nice dick pic carle. thank. got fired from the j/o factroy but ’twas worht it!! i wish a girl woudl touch MY pen*s. i wnat 2 die
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P0st m0re about New Zealand Carles!
Im sure if you did a little research, you would find a plethora of material to ‘work with’.
We have a ‘fabulous alt scene’ …very fresh carles.
You post alot about Australia and the electro wars, but thy are just a bunch of great big FGGTS.
I know you are on a constant search for meaning and authenticity Carles….So come on down and give NZ’s peen a ‘good tug’..
Also, it would make me laugh.
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i wish you had more peen coverage. i wanna see andy vanwyngarden’s peen. not this bro.
actually i just daydreamed about it, and im pretty sure i dont need to see it, we can exist on our psychic neon crystal voodoo plane together and daydream about unicorns & quantum physics and shit. this bro and his peen are still not something id like to ruminate on. ewwie.
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Whatever happened to NSFW (via wes)
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