Every now and then, I am in a campus computer lab, and I check the popular blog CNN.com so that people behind me think that I 'care about the world' + 'miscellaneous global issues.' I happened to see that there was some sort of election in Iran.

There was apparently some President bro who wore Palestinian scarves. He h8s America, apparently, and used to 'take shits on pix of George W. Bush.'

Then there was some sort of Barry Obama-like candidate in Iran. He used twitter and facebook to 'get mad hits' from 'young ppl. Then the election happened, and it was 'bullshit' because it was 'rigged' to get the 'i h8 America bro' 2 win. There is some religious bro named The Ayatollah who also h8s America, and loves his version of Gawd.

I think he has also been 'a fuckhead' according to America for a very long time.

So n e ways, the Iranian Govt shut down facebook+twitter or something, and then the young people had nothing 2 do, so they 'took to the streets' to march + riot. Seems like what I would do if I didn't have sweet ass social networks to chill on.

Think this might be some sort of 'altbro rebellion'. Wonder if 'riot pix' are the same as 'party pix' in Iran.

Sorta wish I had an excuse to 'dress up' in Green Am Appy tshirts then 'beat the shit out of shit' instead of just 'physically and mentally abusing my GF/

Damn. Heard that even riot police 'got their shit fucked up.'

Feel sad about fallen bros.

Think that this might be some sort of Calvin Klein product placement.

Damn. Seems 'serious.' Like a music festival meets a weekend crafts + activities fair in the alternative part of town.

Not sure how to feel about this 'rigged' election. From what I understand, the United States has a system called 'Electoral Colleges' which mean that u don't have to win the vote to win. I feel like Iranians possibly need to understand this so that they are not pissed about life. Feel like they need to accept that 'government' is bullshit, and possibly move on.

All in all, this made me love America more. I feel like we often think that other countries 'h8 us' or 'dont wanna be us', but over time, we learn that there is a significant number of people who would do anything to live The American Dream. We have s000 much stuff that we take for granted, even if it is small stuff like getting to create a facebook group called 'I'm Wanna Fuck Barry Obama.' We have s00 many political freedoms, and for the most part, we have a free-spirited/blood-thirsty media who get to make sure that conspiracies don't really happen. Would feel sad if the government controlled the news instead of just 'rich people.'

It's kinda weird... I have met a few Persians in my life, and I thought they only cared about things like medical schools, name brands, nice cars, clubbing, and living in gated communities/Los Angeles/Houston. I thought that they h8ed America, and that I had nothing in common with them. But now I guess I 'shouldnt judge them' and accept that we all want to be the same. We all want to have an EZ life, where justice prevails, and we all get to chill on social networks.

Srsly tho... is Barry Obama going to reinstitute 'THE DRAFT' and make us fight against Persian in the_Final_War? Worried about having to fight in the war. Not sure if I wanna serve 4 my country.

Are yall scared?
Is this 'an injustice'?
Do u know any Persians and what are they like IRL?
Should we just 'nuke the Middle_East'? kinda like George W. Bush said?
Do yall think Obama is 'chilling too hard'?