Every now and then, I am in a campus computer lab, and I check the popular blog CNN.com so that people behind me think that I ‘care about the world’ + ‘miscellaneous global issues.’ I happened to see that there was some sort of election in Iran.
There was apparently some President bro who wore Palestinian scarves. He h8s America, apparently, and used to ‘take shits on pix of George W. Bush.’
Then there was some sort of Barry Obama-like candidate in Iran. He used twitter and facebook to ‘get mad hits’ from ‘young ppl. Then the election happened, and it was ‘bullshit’ because it was ‘rigged’ to get the ‘i h8 America bro’ 2 win. There is some religious bro named The Ayatollah who also h8s America, and loves his version of Gawd.
I think he has also been ‘a fuckhead’ according to America for a very long time.
So n e ways, the Iranian Govt shut down facebook+twitter or something, and then the young people had nothing 2 do, so they ‘took to the streets’ to march + riot. Seems like what I would do if I didn’t have sweet ass social networks to chill on.
Think this might be some sort of ‘altbro rebellion’. Wonder if ‘riot pix’ are the same as ‘party pix’ in Iran.
Sorta wish I had an excuse to ‘dress up’ in Green Am Appy tshirts then ‘beat the shit out of shit’ instead of just ‘physically and mentally abusing my GF/
Damn. Heard that even riot police ‘got their shit fucked up.’
Feel sad about fallen bros.
Think that this might be some sort of Calvin Klein product placement.
Damn. Seems ’serious.’ Like a music festival meets a weekend crafts + activities fair in the alternative part of town.
Not sure how to feel about this ‘rigged’ election. From what I understand, the United States has a system called ‘Electoral Colleges’ which mean that u don’t have to win the vote to win. I feel like Iranians possibly need to understand this so that they are not pissed about life. Feel like they need to accept that ‘government’ is bullshit, and possibly move on.
All in all, this made me love America more. I feel like we often think that other countries ‘h8 us’ or ‘dont wanna be us’, but over time, we learn that there is a significant number of people who would do anything to live The American Dream. We have s000 much stuff that we take for granted, even if it is small stuff like getting to create a facebook group called ‘I’m Wanna Fuck Barry Obama.’ We have s00 many political freedoms, and for the most part, we have a free-spirited/blood-thirsty media who get to make sure that conspiracies don’t really happen. Would feel sad if the government controlled the news instead of just ‘rich people.’
It’s kinda weird… I have met a few Persians in my life, and I thought they only cared about things like medical schools, name brands, nice cars, clubbing, and living in gated communities/Los Angeles/Houston. I thought that they h8ed America, and that I had nothing in common with them. But now I guess I ’shouldnt judge them’ and accept that we all want to be the same. We all want to have an EZ life, where justice prevails, and we all get to chill on social networks.
Srsly tho… is Barry Obama going to reinstitute ‘THE DRAFT’ and make us fight against Persian in the_Final_War? Worried about having to fight in the war. Not sure if I wanna serve 4 my country.
Are yall scared?
Is this ‘an injustice’?
Do u know any Persians and what are they like IRL?
Should we just ‘nuke the Middle_East’? kinda like George W. Bush said?
Do yall think Obama is ‘chilling too hard’?
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//////////Reply by design@art.com
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
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//////////Reply by thefallofroy.
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@draculas,
maybe theyd chill out if they nue the lakes 1 last night.
or maybe thed be even more pissed that theres no such thing as magic.
ellelowelle.
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@thefallofroy.,
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC?!?!?!?
I have no reason to live :(
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//////////Reply by thefallofroy
//////////Posted June 17th, 2009 at 11:31 am
@draculas,
yea maine.
its hard out here for a clown
via jewish ronald mcdonald
just want to visit the doctor without him trying to suck me blood.
Read Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. For serious yall. It applies. Then worry about the government taking over GM. then worry about the economy a little.
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//////////Reply by fredMS
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Monica, youre such a fucking cunt/inauthentic
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//////////Reply by Monica
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@fredMS, good point.
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//////////Reply by a.
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
@Monica, hahahahahhahaahahahah sorry monica moonshine, he’s right.
//////////Reply by t.y?
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 6:09 am
@Monica, srsly stfu.
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted June 16th, 2009 at 5:36 am
@Monica,
Wanna hang out some time in an innocent, platonic, non-creepy way?
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Read Fight Club yall. You are not your fucking government.
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//////////Reply by wut
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@gnawershreth, read fight club? its a movie bro.
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//////////Reply by chriztophe
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
@wut, you have to be kidding.. it was a book FIRST. Palahnuik
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//////////Reply by brick
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@chriztophe,
trolled
//////////Reply by douche
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@chriztophe,
you noobs, fight club is a movie not a book..
engh.
//////////Reply by chriztophe
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@wut, as much as it bums me out to talk about this rather than the actual issue at hand. Fight Club was a book first it’s copywritten in ‘96 or ‘97 the movie was like 99 I read the book before the movie.. then they reissued the book after the movie w/ brad pitt and edward norton and the movie art on it. it was a book first. i mean your on the internet.. look it up!
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 1:56 am
@chriztophe, wtf is a book???
//////////Reply by chriztophe
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
@wut, chuck palahnuik look him up. I forgot to add the authors name.
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 1:48 am
@chriztophe, stfu liar gtfo of here
Ahaha. This was great. Also, I’m glad you’re talking about this even if it is in your permanently ironic way.
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FCK YEA
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totally aunthentic rant ‘political awareness bro’ .
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Hey HR — I’m a Persian sister IRL. I live in Brooklyn. I have asymetrical bangs!
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//////////Reply by thurdwurld
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
@Asie, i am also a persi(wom)an. no bangs tho! thinking we might be able to create some kind of east coast posse since im in miami.
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//////////Reply by Asie
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
@thurdwurld, Yes! Let’s do it. hit me up on my tumblr
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//////////Reply by gheyp
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 1:49 am
@Asie, hey im hella ghey and persian 2. is that ok?
//////////Reply by thurdwurld
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@Asie, @gheyp hellz yer lesss do this.
i 1nce made out with a perzian. she had huge nips and talked abt the ayatolla. disregard perzians n general. theyre on blow, which is tolerable, but try to pass themselves as italians. for reals.
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//////////Reply by damnbro
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@hasbro,
I dated a person. she had a hairy fucking snatch and a mustache. and wanted all my money. fuck that. blow this CUNTry up.
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//////////Reply by damnbro
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@damnbro,
*persian person
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//////////Reply by Moody
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 2:16 am
@hasbro,
Wow. Your comment made me LOL despite myself.
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h8 u radical islam
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srsly tho, its inauthentic to hate islam
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i lived in los angeles for a year and i started hating persians (armos too). israelis arent that bad but everyone i kno work here illegally and i think theyre fucking up the system worse than illegal mexicans.
there will never be peace in the middle east, its just in their nature, one of the worst of the the human race.
im sorry thats just how i feel about middle easterners
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//////////Reply by i has a crayon
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 1:16 am
@top ramen,
cant take u seriously with a name like that
sry bro
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you know what
im persian ..and i read your blog … hate name brands…hate clubs usually….i own a jeep and all my other “friends” have rangerovers….they also buy new pants when they dont feel like ironing their already existing pants…. you get the image
i thought this would be the last place i would find news about this … (sincce ive been religiously following bbc and cnn and random persian websites to update my self on this)
honestly we are fucking tired of getting fucked in the ass by our fucked up government
watch this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ouIjyFBahY&feature=related
this aint no party love
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i didn’t know they wore calvin klein in iran. guess they aren’t quite as impoverished as i thought.
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 2:41 am
@cold legs,
its probs a nation of starving scene kids
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hey guys read ________ its a rly good book i stole from the used book store and it totally gives you a new perspective on life/war/drugs
kinda wish we could protest and ‘burn shit up’ cause we ‘hate the government’. seems like all the altbros are too caught up with trying to be a ‘chill bro’ these days. miss the days of listening to iron maiden with my best friends and thinkin about how we are gonna ‘change the world’ with our young idealisms.
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted June 14th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@brick, you sound like a prtty chill bro
wanna hang out sometime?
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EVERYONE ON THIS BLOG IS FUCKEN RETARDED
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//////////Reply by spad
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 2:34 am
@douche,
ur tweetarded!
ur @hipsterrunnoff not ONhipsterrunnoff
HAHAH DUMB BO
go fuck ur dickhole. thats how small ur dick is. LOL.
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//////////Reply by moop
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 6:17 am
@spad,
don’t make fun of small peens…its just the way it is
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//////////Reply by c
//////////Posted June 16th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@spad, lol.
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dayum those r sum 2001 Kelly Greens right dere.
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No1’s interest’d in this near-azn pltcs-shit. Can u talk about Adam Dunn (http://www.facebook.com/hipsterrunoff), plz?
Can’t sleep w/ not knowing ur thoughts about it…
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted June 16th, 2009 at 2:21 am
@Facebook, fuck you, ignorance is inauthentic.
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i heard one time:
that they need 2 smoke extra blunts in the middle east and ’stay high’ to keep things chill.
hard to deal with shit like like death and knarr underwear product placement.
seems chill.
i smoked pot once.
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Sweeet! Persian guy from LA…didn’t realize there are other fellow persian peeps on HRO!! Situation in Iran sucks and don’t let the media fool you. Only a select and misguided few are sensationalized on TV and give the whole country a bad name. And btw, the Persians in LA are bad but it stems from working hard and want to enjoy the fruits of their labor albeit it shows up in their houses, cars, clothes, jewerly….erm I’ll stop there. Hey I thought spending money was good for the economy.
Any other peeps out there in El Lay!?
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 2:43 am
@spad,
r u stupid.
calm down bro. vinyl sales are way up.
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Fayle
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it’s not a keffiah but and Ikea rag!
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kose amat HRO <3 [via] angry persianz. just kding
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//////////Reply by ANON-nejad
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 4:33 am
@ANON-nejad, PS. MARG BAR DICTATOR. FUCK THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC. LONG LIVE IRAN.
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//////////Reply by Ash
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
@ANON-nejad, LOL you are soo persian love et!!!
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Free Iran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ayatollahs in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I cant take it anymore!!!!!111!1
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//////////Reply by brick
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@grandma death,
yes yes YES.
ttly relevant (via piano man)
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it’s weird how this election was sorta like ours. Achmaedininigawd has a base of dumb religious cuntry folk – and his eyes are even 2 close 2gether, just like bush.
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ACH ME DINNA OH MY GOD
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some1 plz tell eye-a-trolla retard glasses = 2k8, nyt-itties said so. the now = round (via johnny lemon, via thurzgay stylez)
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OMG! GR8 POST! :]
& PERSIANS IN LOS ANGELES & HOUSTON – YES! SPOILED, MUCH? BUT THEY AREN’T AS BAD AS PAKISTANIS! HOWEVER, PERSIANS IN AMERICA ARE ELITIST AND THEY TRY SO HARD TO “FIT IN”!! WTF.
BUT I FEEL FOR THE FABULOUS PERSIANS IN IRAN… REVOLTE 4 REVOLUTION! X.
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