Animal Collective ‘remembers’ MJ…

Meme hijack via gorillavsbear


I think that the marketing team behind Animal Collective are ‘pure geniuses.’ Not only did they ‘perfectly brand’ MerriPostWeather Pavillions, and totally ‘overhauled’ the band’s general brand–they also know how to ‘inject the band into relevant discussions.’ I think this was filmed ‘before MJ died’, but I feel like they somehow knew that ‘MJ was going to die’, and wanted to ‘get as much buzz as possible.’

Sometimes it is important to ‘jump on a megameme‘, such as the MJ death. If you are important/famous/relevant enough, people are ‘interested in hearing what u have to say’ about a newsworthy event. Feels like it is ‘beneficial for content providers’ for an ‘alive famous person’ to reflect upon a ‘dead famous person.’ U can then ‘write a blog news story post’ about it, and get ‘mad hits.’ I think it is important to seem ’sad’ and ‘appreciative’ when some1 who was somewhat influential dies. Sometimes it also seems appropriate to be ’shocked.’

Not sure who is the ‘kewlest’ member of AnCo. Think that Panda ’seems chill.’ Not sure if Avey is ‘well-branded’ in a Gilligan hat/bucket hat. I feel like Geologist’s gimmick of ‘wearing a headlamp’ seems like a great one, but I think he needs to ‘commit himself’ to the gimmick 100%, and wear the headlamp during all hours of the day.

Photo via Stereogum


If I had seen him without his headlamp, I would have called him and told him ‘get your goddamn headlamp on.’

Feel like they have probably lost out on hundreds of thousands of dollars worth or ‘merch revenue’ by not selling a Geologist headband.

Would definitely rather have a headlamp than a ‘bucket hat.’

Still trying to ‘brainstorm’ sweet merchandising ideas for indie bands. Starting a consulting firm.

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22 Comments

  1. lego
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    first

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  2. jez
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    second

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  3. anonyt
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    h8 when work blocks the memes – can’t see shit

    what did AnCo do??

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  4. JJ
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    i <3 anco and im okay with that.

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  5. Posted July 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    i feel like this tribute is far more relevant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKaPtYfjnOI&feature=channel

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  6. communist pardy
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    who the fuck are animals collective?

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  7. slow poke
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    first

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  8. dsfsdfdsf
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    going to a party tonight. probably gonna hear a shitload of mj.

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  9. bbbbb
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    im gonna start selling those dude

    thanks crls

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  10. jhesus
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    jhesus, Anco are annoying. I can’t wait to send them to indie rock hell

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  11. 4 safety
    Posted July 1, 2009 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    Those are nice looking ads u made!! :->

    but AnCo r ‘kinda slow’ -should’ve talked real fast 2 say more about The MJ Thrill Experience

    feel chill that i get why it was ‘45 seconds’

    :->

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  12. Georgia
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 12:17 am | Permalink

    Avey looks like Ira Kaplan in that hat.

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  13. May
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 2:28 am | Permalink

    Avey’s hat is disgusting

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    //////////Reply by Mari
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    @May, naww avey <3 u

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  14. anon
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    avey is awesome and super chill. panda bear is too big for himself and is kinda a jerk. haven’t met geologist

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    //////////Reply by chrises
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    @anon,

    wtf are you even saying???

    avey, panda bear, geologist

    goddamnit. god damn it

    stupidest fucking shit i’ve ever heard

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @chrises, i can’t stop thinking how bad panda looks in this vid. i think he got his man mammaries by like ‘partying hard’ or something which i respect but ‘damn, bro, damn’. he’s had his ‘ego blown’ and it went straight to his head.

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  15. okbok
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:42 am | Permalink

    they all look like a bunch of motherfucking dads

    i’m done with this shit

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  16. anon
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 6:11 am | Permalink

    also as far as merch goes will probably myself invest in laser tattoo removal.

    somebody needs to get rid of of the idiotic decisions of an entire generation.

    feel like people might decide- hay, maybe this islamic star and crescent tattoo my irish ass got because it ‘looked’ ‘cute’ wasn’t a good enough reason.

    there are enoughreasons to remove stupid tattos to fill a bible. gonna get rich removing armpit tattoos, tattoos of stupid ass dinosaur fish, ’stars,’ mastershake, ‘matching hip guns’, mario-bros. whatever the hell it iss, i’ll make it like

    your retarded ass decision never happened

    I’m like a modern day Richard Nixon.

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    //////////Reply by aw, fukk
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    @anon,

    i feel like you ironic single quotes around “looked” in the context:

    ” ‘looked’ ‘cute’ ”

    are unnecessary.

    maybe i feel like you probs should have consolidated your ironic single quotes to put emphasis on the entire phrase, as opposed to each word separately. for example:

    ” ‘looked cute’ ” as opposed to ” ‘looked’ ‘cute’ ”

    like, when u have it the way u have it, it really makes me question their physical act of looking, which i dont think is what u were intending. i think you wanted me to question their judgement, not their eyesight.

    maybe this isnt a ‘point of contention’ for any1 else

    but it seems ‘very important’ to me right now

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    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @aw, fukk, this comment ’seems’ ’sillie’ 2 me.

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  17. bbbbb
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    MPP 4 ‘best album’ of 2009-2999, yall

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  18. mockingbrd
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    Papyrus yall

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  19. idk
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    o Papyrus I h8 u just as much as Comic Sans

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    //////////Reply by nope
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    @idk, lol

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  20. Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    The “favorite album” interview was actually before MJ died

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    //////////Reply by 4 safety
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    @Langdon,

    wonder if there is a connection?

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  21. ily
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    can’t they have just enjoyed the man’s music

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  22. dan-onymous
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    Aveyhat + Fannypack = hot new look 2k9!!!1!

    btw, kudos on using the first google image result for ‘bucket hat’ for the pic of ‘the concealor’ (not sure what it’s really concealing though)

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