Designing a fashion line.

By Carles | July 15, 2009

‘leaked’ images.

I have always wanted to be a ‘designer’ & create a ‘meaningful brand.’

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tao

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

wrote a new poem to celebrate my modeling career:

i feel so sad today like clouds are falling on top of me with the metaphysical weight of twin-size mattresses

i feel prolonged, sourceless, ‘troubling,’ low-level panic
i feel like i’m watching a movie about someone i really like
and the person really likes his girlfriend
and the girlfriend is starting to not like the person
and the person is late to meet his girlfriend
and a giant porcupine is chasing the person through a field
in the opposite direction
of the place he confirmed to meet his girlfriend
and whenever the person turns around to try to jump over the porcupine
or run really fast around the porcupine
the porcupine changes into a really giant mattress
and the person hits the mattress and falls down
then the person gets tired and the porcupine, like, ‘lays’ on top of him
and its needles go into him
and he screams extremely loudly

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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@tao, anxiety is just like a porcupine that can willfully change into a mattress and then change back.

@carles, good idea. ‘can’t wait’ for the Carles Store.

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//////////Reply by El Buki
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@tao, i bet you are that bebe girl

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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
@tao,

i talked to u on fb 2day

u said ‘thanks bro’

after i gave you words of encouragement

1 day i will drink top shelf whiskey with u out of a metal flask with my initials laser etched into its side

and i wont say anything

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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted July 17th, 2009 at 12:39 am
@tao, ghey

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//////////Reply by GLO
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@tao, this is a poem about not being able to avoid laying in bed with someone, when maybe you would like to not lay with them. and when you find yourself, drunk again in their bed, you half thank the weed and wine for making this moment worth being in, but also curse it for putting you there in the first place.

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alternalt

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

worst first ever

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//////////Reply by Sly
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@alternalt, Worst second ever

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//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@Sly, trying 2 hrd. pitty u

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//////////Reply by Sly
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@alternalt, You are right: alternalt

//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@alternalt, yh, wow. can tell you rly get irony, what with your siq ‘ironic’ reference to an ageing movie star. wish i was you.

probably was my low self esteem that made me get snarky b4.

thx 4 helping me see the light.

thx 4 getting vuln with me/sticking thru this difficult period in my life with me.

you showed me i should never question somebody posting a ‘tldr’ tao rip-off post, cause that’s just wrong.

bros 4 lyf? <3

//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
@alternalt, p.s. **@Sly

ahah FML

//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
@alternalt,

I don’t even understand what’s going on here, but I don’t like it.

//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 12:52 am
@alternalt,

Also, it’s really funny that you said that to Tao Lin (if that is really him).

//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 1:40 am
@Mechrobioticon,
umm…not really? i didnt dig the post. i didn’t think tao wrote it but wtvr, that’s beside the point…

//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 2:02 am
@alternalt,

I really don’t think it’s beside the point at all. If that’s actually Tao Lin, then you just called out a bestselling author whose forthcoming novella I’ve already pre-ordered on Amazon because it’s supposed to be full of tales of best-bud adventures with Carles.

If that’s the case, then that’s really funny and I think you deserve props.

//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@Mechrobioticon, rightio then. your arguments have been pretty convincing so im off to commit suicide over my internet shame while listening to some band called the dead weathers.
you probably wouldn’t have heard of them, they’re pretty underground y’know?

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//////////Reply by d00d
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@alternalt, wow. just. wow. so clever. plz start a spinoff blog called coppin carles so u can lay down the “law” some more

//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
@alternalt,

bro u shud try ‘my chem romanices’ they are my fave band evarrrrrrr but crls stopped p0sting their mp3s!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(
Sam

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

His name is Robert Paulson!

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//////////Reply by Madi B
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@Sam,
In death, we have a name.
His name is Robert Paulson.

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blasian

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

ummmmm want this shirt plz

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Sly

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

Size: Small
Quantity: 1

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Mechrobioticon

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

Desperation.

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Northsidelady

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

crls, hope to see you with an am appy brand offshoot sometime in the future. wld mad wear your shirt all around melbs being an ‘obscure net reference’

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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 9:39 am
@Northsidelady,
wow never met another hro reader via melb before

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//////////Reply by anonyt
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
@anon, +1

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//////////Reply by Northsidelady
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@anonyt, im over at northsideladies.blogspot.com mels reprahzent!

//////////Reply by Northsidelady
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@anon, im over at northsideladies.blogspot.com mels reprahzent!

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KlyeNudes

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

Me&my fuck-friend will by 2 xl ones, bro. Fashions so tuff – hope u cum thru

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notMordecai

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

i kind want 1 of these
no….
i -rly- want 1 of these

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buttercup

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

i think that this is the most ‘ingenious’ idea of the 21st century

i endorse this

my approval of this fashion line is infinite

thought that the ‘i am carles’ meme would be ‘preemptively played-out’ {via ‘@rome #iamspartacus’ Trending Topic}

was ‘wrong’

i think that owning this shirt would increase anyone’s self-esteem by ~15% for the first ten minutes after having bought/worn it

feel ‘empty’ without one

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//////////Reply by carolina
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 1:46 am
@buttercup,
want this shirt with your comment printed on back, also in helvetica

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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
@buttercup,
want this shirt with a pic of u getting jerked off onto by at least 2 dudes printed on back, /maybe/ in helvetica

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ello

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

Sup bros, first time p(br)oster here

i like your ideas bro

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cass

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

DO WANT!

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Dickhead

Posted July 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

one please.

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AstroCandy

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:18 pm | Permalink

fuck that shit crls

i’m not walking around my mainstream campus with that shit on my chest, having to constantly explain it’s and your relevance to 99% of the dumbfucks i meet.

you do know that basically EVERYONE in the fucking world has no idea that either you or this blog exists right?

narcissism much?

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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@AstroCandy,

dood you should have read this blog in 2k7. way worse then, B4 HRO blog got ‘internet big.’

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//////////Reply by Madi B
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@Kenny G,
I don’t think HRO is even internet big.
Maybe senior year spring break inside joke big… maybe.

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vivi

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

i sort of want this because it appeals to me aesthetically and because i need more shirts for ‘just going out’, but i do not want to be ‘that guy/girl with the meme t-shirt’. feeling conflicted

also tao reminds me of my azn social psych professor from last year who i thought was ‘kinda cute’

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sadnessbro

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

i wish i cld b crls

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boringrick

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

I would own this because I don’t have any blue shirts.

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//////////Reply by lovemuffin
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 8:09 am
@boringrick, id say the shirt is more indigo.

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//////////Reply by Thecrlstn
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 10:08 am
@lovemuffin, I’d say it’s more of a midnight blue

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//////////Reply by panda b3ar
//////////Posted July 17th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@Thecrlstn, Navy Blue, y’all!!!

//////////Reply by gfysd
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@boringrick, The shirt is actually “lapis”. Represent am appy employees.

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ripley

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

Tao Line = Carles confirmed?

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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
@ripley, i think so no?

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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@ripley, not confirmed, was suspect, but then there were gmail chats between them. still might be, but ‘reasonable doubt’.

wish evrything was ‘cut and dry’

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poncho

Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

yall are carles.

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//////////Reply by gfysd
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
@poncho, the shirt should ttly say that instead shyt

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AWWW YEAH

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

This good. World needs more properly punctuated t-shirts with consistently aligned text. Also nice font.

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//////////Reply by dan-onymous
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
@AWWW YEAH, Should the “A” in “Am” be capitalized? It’s making me a bit uncomfortable with the design.

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//////////Reply by dan-onymous
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
@dan-onymous, Still, MUST HAVE ONE

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//////////Reply by AWWW YEAH
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
@dan-onymous, unorthodox capitalization gives it that ‘indie’ feel.

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HGRD

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

One Please!

damn I fell so crappy writing from a PC, I want to go home!

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KIDCANTDANCE

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

would like one very much so

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d

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

maybe the feet in the tao lin pic are the feet of carles taking the photo of tao????

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//////////Reply by livz
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@d, or like people have been saying maybe tao lin is crls and the feet belong to the girl in the other picture. maybe they’re both carles and figured that no one would believe carles would actually be that obvious. maybe thats why carles has an s on the end and is plural

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HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

I feel like anybody who said they would own this shirt is fvcking entry lvl.

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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, hahahaha, ouch.
You’ve created a monster, Carles!!

Did anyone notice that the girl with the shirt is the same girl that was on one of the posts where she is in front of a computer reading HRO?? I noticed back then she had an engagement ring…so I am wondering is she’s Carles gf….

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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
@Mightytaiger,

Oh fuck.

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//////////Reply by livz
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
@Mightytaiger, or she is carles… or part of carles…

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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
@livz, I’m s0 overwhelmed by the different theories…
THAT would be the ultimate twist, though
…Carles is actually a girl…
just like it happened with God.

//////////Reply by Bebe
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
@Mightytaiger, I’m only 16 and not engaged.
My ring serves absolutely no purpose, but every time I try to take it off I feel anxious.

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//////////Reply by LaPoot
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 6:28 am
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,

uhgreed

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//////////Reply by Madi B
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,

many a comment you have left on here, and i would consider you an oldfag reader.

i’m wondering is it better to support crls and help him reach mainstream internet fame / receive frequent tugjobs for ‘being someone’ or, refuse his products because of their outward meme projection and save our own personal brands.

love crls, hate feeling entry lvl.
thoughts?

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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@Madi B, I feel the deepness of these questions. but I just want to say that it’s probably just entry lvl kids who would buy this. Like wearing a band t-shirt to go see the band. Just would not want to get into a conversation with someone in this shirt.

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brendan

Posted July 15, 2009 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

wow a t-shirt with bold helvetica™ on it…creative

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Mechrobioticon

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

So you’ve got a pic of an AZN with a macbook lappy and a pic of a girl posing next to PBR both wearing your shirt.

When you turn to public endorsement, Carles, the whole “I am being post-ironically self-reflective” thing goes right out the window and you just start looking eager.

I mean, the aloof, snarky, nonchalance is completely gone here. I feel like you have lost your sense of self-parody and have now gone 100% into product-association.

As if to say: “Look, people who use macbooks and PBR also like my shirt!”

And before someone says it, no, it’s not a more profound form of social commentary. It’s a last-ditch effort to make bank and get some self-gratification by latching yourself onto a long-dead aesthetic.

IN CASE OF TL;DR:

CARLES YOU ARE SUCH A SELLOUT OMG PITCHFORK WOULD GIVE THIS A 3.8

But for real, I’m being mean, but only because I care about what HRO is. I feel like you are getting scared that when this scene is finally dead and gone you won’t have a claim to fame, anymore. I feel like you are afraid of an adulthood of relative anonymity, and that’s why you are doing this. In that way, being someone who isn’t a star of the internets, I identify with you.

If we were in a movie together, Carles, it would be Tin Cup. You would be Kevin Costner, and I would be your immigrant caddy. I would find you drunk and ready to let go of HRO and just sell t-shirts, and I would swear at you in Spanish and throw things at you. Then you would be like “you’re right, let’s go kick ass.”

Then you would get the girl and lose the golf tournament, and I would be looking on from the distance, nodding knowingly, smoking a joint.

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//////////Reply by Anna
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
@Mechrobioticon, advice: think less about hro

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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@Anna,

if only.

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//////////Reply by Chrises
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 1:37 am
@Anna,

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 2:10 am
@Chrises,

I see what you did there. I bet we could be bros IRL. We could drink scotchkas and laugh at postmodern anti-humor. <3 The Room and I don’t care who knows.

//////////Reply by Anna
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 3:23 am
@Chrises,

this is the only appropriate response, ty

//////////Reply by douchebag
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
@Mechrobioticon, ‘this scene’.

what is ‘this scene’?

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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted July 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@douchebag,

Oh ho ho, I see what you’re doing.

Don’t ask, don’t tell, right? Loose lips sink ships. Acknowledge it and it stops being so cutting edge.

Ain’t been cutting edge for years, and you know it.

Don’t pee pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

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you_r_not_pun_k

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

is this what we’ve come to. 7dollar pabst. amerika you can do better.

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//////////Reply by Thecrlstn
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am
@you_r_not_pun_k, entlry lvlrs drink pbr anyone kewl drinks their local microbrewery unless it’s dolla Pabst night

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//////////Reply by Madi B
//////////Posted July 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@Thecrlstn,

sometimes there just isn’t enough cash for microbrew. sometimes a girl wants to get fucked up and has to choose between lunch tomorrow or beer tonight. sometimes pabst is a girls best friend.

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b4hc

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

plz don’ do it clrs……..

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mesteer

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

i wnt one guise

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Alex

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

Dead Weather ruleezzzzz

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jo

Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

i want one!

i would pretend i am fcking CRLS when my bf makes love to me.

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tragedy in toyland

Posted July 15, 2009 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

it’s been a while y’all, just want to say i haven’t been on campus for a while [via collecting unemployment so i don't have to teach at nyu this summer] so i haven’t seen tao lin with his new carles shirt. will report back when i see him. love y’all.

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VWDB2169MM023716

Posted July 15, 2009 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

I would buy that

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KILLKILLKILL

Posted July 15, 2009 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

Needs some kind of self-reflexive undergraduate questions on it. Maybe on the back you throw your fav lines like ‘pandamonium of asians’?

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//////////Reply by KILLKILLKILL
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@KILLKILLKILL, **parrot humour

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chorles

Posted July 15, 2009 at 11:52 pm | Permalink

What An Amazing Shirt!

Feel Like If I Wore It 2 A Party Some1 Would Be Say “Yo! The Hipster Runoff?” And I’d Be Like “So Funny Blog. Fav Internet Comedian. Don’t Take Him 2 Seriously Tho!!!”

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kobain'spussy

Posted July 15, 2009 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

shouldn’t have to leak the photos to your own screen-printed t-shirts haha

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bredalt

Posted July 16, 2009 at 12:05 am | Permalink

Needs to do some ads for blue ribbon

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anonymoses

Posted July 16, 2009 at 12:07 am | Permalink

do i h8 it or do i x3 it…?
h8 you post-ironic consumerism for being so shiesty

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Dmagoku

Posted July 16, 2009 at 1:07 am | Permalink

Has anyone acually seen Charles? I want to know how he looks

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//////////Reply by Chrises
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 1:43 am
@Dmagoku, well, I heard from a brother onetime that he has an affinity for “miller light,” “white girls,” and vintage guitars

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//////////Reply by we tigers
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 4:19 am
@Chrises,
He sounds like a MNSTRM bro. Who has a soft heart .

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//////////Reply by dreamsgrass
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
@Dmagoku, he has curly brown hair, unless hecut it since his college days..

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bwllmb

Posted July 16, 2009 at 1:40 am | Permalink

h8 u carels!!!

Think ‘it is totes ghey’ that u would abandon ur post-ironically self-reflective self by ‘taking ur personal brand 2 the next lvl’.

Always looking 4 new ways 2 align my personal brand with HRO. Feel like ‘typing like carles’, deleting music from my iPod that has a rating of >7.212324 on p4k, and ‘thinking about keut altSlutz all day’ only get me so far. Feel like if I had this ’sweet am appy shirt’ with my favorite helvetty font, I could finally integrate my personal brand with HRO on a lvl ‘never b4 possible’. Think ‘i am carles’ is a ‘metaphor’. Kinda conceptual, yall.

<3 hro
h8 careles
miss ur ‘aloof, snarky, nonchalance’

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Chrises

Posted July 16, 2009 at 1:55 am | Permalink

feel like this is the “colgate wisp” of fashion

something kind of useless that will make you “feel bad” if anyone you respect ever sees you with it

sorry brother, brb got 2 pray

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uh

Posted July 16, 2009 at 1:55 am | Permalink

the point where the internet becomes you

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uglygirlzarntpeople

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:04 am | Permalink

Carles, Mark Felt, and Paul McCartney

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rory

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:09 am | Permalink

I WOULD ONLY GET THIS IF THERE IS A V-NECK VERSION YALL

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//////////Reply by blipster or bro
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@rory, word. summer shirt plz

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skybread

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:20 am | Permalink

WILL THE REAL CARLES PLEASE STAND UP YALL?

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Myth

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:22 am | Permalink

Was hoping for something a bit more zany.

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DICKZ

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:26 am | Permalink

i thought i knew you man

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Charles

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:26 am | Permalink

I would have bought it, but you forgot the ‘H’ bro.

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Mari

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:52 am | Permalink

i’ll pretend i hate the idea, but secretly i want a crls shirt so i can prove how relevant i am to my irrelevant mnstrm suburb and some hot indie kid will be like “hipsterrunoff!” and hopefully makeout with me.

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//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 4:22 am
@Mari, If ur a ‘chick’ and i saw ur HRO shirt, I would identify ur shirt &make out with u. We would ‘hang out’ 2gether and laugh at suburbia mnstremers who believed their lives have meaning. our identities would coalesce (via being ‘postmodern’ lovers)

if ur a ‘dude’, im nt fcking gay br0!

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max

Posted July 16, 2009 at 4:12 am | Permalink

does this shirt cure cancer?

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DAT ASS

Posted July 16, 2009 at 5:21 am | Permalink

ITS THAT FUCKING GIRL AGAIN.
post more jailbait alts.

i bet anyone a case of sparks that carls has gotten a tug from her

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//////////Reply by Jonny R
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
@DAT ASS, I agree with everything in this post.

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J

Posted July 16, 2009 at 7:30 am | Permalink

store.hipsterrunoff.com/please

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dreamsgrass

Posted July 16, 2009 at 10:57 am | Permalink

u should add quote around the am part:

I “am” Carles.

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Stramgin

Posted July 16, 2009 at 11:12 am | Permalink

Who ain’t a “carles”?

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bbbbb

Posted July 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm | Permalink

u guys, this is just the 1st shirt of many, lets not get 2 worked up

he better make some ‘race-baiting’ ones pretty soon tho, or i am gonna be pissed

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zukoboss

Posted July 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

helvetica isn’t a brand carles. it’s a font. a heavily overused, over appreciated font.

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comicsansfan

Posted July 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

Will the shirt be available in comic sans typeface?

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sum fggt

Posted July 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

want 2 ‘buy this shirt’ [via Amazon.com/ urban outfitties/ am appy]

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nave

Posted July 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

totes wish the shirt said ‘I h8 Carles?’ in helvetty. would wear it at a ‘meaningful’ music festival, then ‘burn it’ during an AnCo set.

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lolz

Posted July 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

hay! i want that shirt! i live in altbro land, williamsburg, brooklyn! everyone will get my shirt! i will be lol’d at! lolz!!!!!!!

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aw, fukk

Posted July 16, 2009 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

hay! i want that shirt! i live in fuckingnowhere, omaha, nebraska! noone will get my shirt! i will be lol’d at! lolz!!!!!!!

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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
@aw, fukk, love u h8 u miss u

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Spoons

Posted July 17, 2009 at 3:56 am | Permalink

Can you say “low self-esteem”. Why would you want an “I am Crls shirt”. Your not fucking Crls. Get over it. Be yourself.

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brobag

Posted July 17, 2009 at 8:45 am | Permalink

first.

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wat

Posted July 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

second

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altBro

Posted July 18, 2009 at 10:38 am | Permalink

carles or gtfo

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mauroiversen

Posted July 18, 2009 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

i NEED this so bad like an aching wish, carles.

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