I saw this picture of the Lady Gaga, and it sort of made me confused, but then it ‘made me hornie.’ I think that she is probably trying to make an artistic metaphor about fashion or something, but she is also branding herself as a girl who is probably ‘down 4 anything.’
Sometimes I think about my sexual desires, and my physical requirements in a sexual partner, and they scare me. Feel like I want to do ‘the craziest shit possible’, but then wonder if I would be able to ’stay aroused’ if the moment actually came 2 me. Like if you had a ’series of prostitutes tied up and blind folded’ in a ’seedy motel room’, would u be able to ‘perform’ sexually? Would you really be able to do something violent/degrading/oppressive to some1? Or do u think u would crumble underneath the pressure and deviance of ur Xtreme Sexual Fantasy?
Isn’t it weird when u know a girl who has ‘a rape fantasy’? Do u think it would be sweet to be ‘mad rich’ then buy a bunch of ‘cheap minority prostitutes’ in the bulk [via Costco], or would u be scared of dying in some sort of sketchy situation and ur parents finding out abt the ‘real u’?
Sorta wish my blog was a ‘mainstream’ celebritie gossip blog. I feel like I could ‘draw cum on pplz faces’ and write ‘zany captions’ on them. Feel sort of ‘trapped’ in an alternative niche, when I might be more comfortable blogging about John Mayer, Jessica Alba, and the cast of Twilight/Entourbroge.
What r ur sexual fantasies?
If u had a blog what would it be like/what would it ‘cover’?
‘How far’ would u go 2 cum?
Is Lady Gaga ‘performance art’?
Previous ‘gaga’ coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/feel-devastated-that-lady-gaga-was-unmasked.html
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@( . )( . ), characters speak louder than words…
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//////////Reply by James
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@Mightytaiger,
bored with hipsterrunoff,
gonna start my own site soon,
feel like it tries to be relevant to too many age groups / interests
let’s do this,
i’ll leave my e-mail to let you know i’m serious:
jf827504@ohio.edu
right on.
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she’s awesome!
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted July 15th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@yoyoyo, negative
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//////////Reply by 8=>
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
@wut, fail
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don’t all baguettes have ‘a rape fantasy’ pre-installed [via fetishized concept of virginity]?
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@daffy, what’s a baguette? I feel totally out of “the loop”…SOS!
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//////////Reply by carolina
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
@Mightytaiger, if im not mistaken a baguette is like a female altbag [or maybe even the female straight-up dbag.]
also, the term makes me laugh because i think they all have some fantasy about being a neo- yé-yé girl or french new wave or something… but i’ve read too far into it.
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Yes she does seem like she’d be “down” for whatever but maybe after turning 50 would become manic depressive or something like that and would be disturbed by the memories of her “sexual experiences”…
I don’t get that “rape fantasy”…it seemed to become “very alt” after Vice had that article on it, i think it was written by that One D at a Time girl…
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@Mightytaiger, i wana get creepie with yeww
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HipsterClittt
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ti ti ti titty fuck ti ti titty fuck
muh muh muh muhhh
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gross.
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bro don’t be blogin bout no Jessica Alba. fuckizz rong witchoo
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jesus. fuck.
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It’s best that I can’t see her face. She’s a total butterface.
Also I can’t come if I’m making eye contact with someone.
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u have been eating to much drunk hipster cunts carles.
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i’m gald she is famous/think she promotes well being/just DXAXNXCXE, if you’ll XXZXCUZX my French
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We don’t care about Lady Gaga, so Passe, so boring. boring topic
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//////////Reply by alternalt
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, disagree
POST MOAR GAGS
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 2:37 am
@alternalt,
GAGA ALL THE TIME
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she finally did the right thing and covered up her jew face
butt-
butt- butt
butterface
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she def seems like she would want anal before even vag sex.
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//////////Reply by denny
//////////Posted July 10th, 2009 at 3:58 am
@fggt azn,
5th on the 1st
aka fifth base on the first date. my MO
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ahem, i write the alternative ’sex column.’
k thx.
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“Hi, I’m Lady GaGa my huge nose is trying to bust out of this black mask that my pr suggested I should wear so I can appeal to a new demographic (People with 20/20 vision). Look at me! Look at me I’m so0o0o controversial.”
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awesome. It would be great to flush gagas head in a toilet. That turns me on. mm yes. I think im going to take a dump right now
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This article is def making more fun of perez Hilton. Thank you so much Carles. He is one of the worst bloggers ever, as he isn’t “consistent” with his “right” “opinion”.
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Fuggly
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you’re creepy
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this post is amazing. 10 CARLES, TWEN!
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*jizz* [via Gaga Tits]
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I wish she was more attractive because she wears so few clothes, but I fail to b aroused because of her butt-ugly face
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I think your readers “crumble[d] underneath the pressure and deviance of ur Xtreme Sexual Fantasy”
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absolutely disgust. this is also http://www.myspace.com/stomachermusic
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isnt tthat how she got famous in the first place? DUH RETARDS i think id know im famous
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all about DSFB = doggie style finger bang
all about TITBH = thumb in the butt hole
for best results use simultaneously
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it does not pay off to be [sexually down for anything].. think i achieved this with my ex and then he took it to the next level where it was ‘ok to cheat with a shemale prostitute’ moral of the story is never give too much like lady gaga maybe wearing a bag over your head is good so they can never confuse sex with love trust these 2 options are not the same
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//////////Reply by Asif
//////////Posted July 10th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
@Molly, I love you
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I love this post!
mine are mommy and daddy,teacher and student.
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Gaga was obviously molested at some point, sadly.
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Kanye gets to enjoi those tits. So Jealous.
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lady ga^2 wuld totez b downn 4 nethin1!! trust me ive asked lolololzolzzol
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