So many questions in my head. Decided to use some ‘vlog therapy’ 2 get all of my questions off my chest.
Am I a ‘failing bro’?
Are my life experiences unique, or should the keyboard cat meme ‘play me off’?
Should I goto Parsons, SVA or Pratt?
Will I learn the things I need 2 learn in a fancy skewl, or should I stay at a state school even though I h8 all of my mainstream classmates who don’t ‘get’ why the world is beautiful in the way that I see it?
What should I study in design school?
Do I h8 my parents for not being rich enough 2 support my dreams?
How do college loans work?
Whenever I do something vulnerable on the internet, am I just a meme?
Play me off, yall. Gnite world/moon.




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39 Comments
yeigh
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//////////Reply by James
//////////Posted July 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@simply j,
like i said before… but i been away from the internets….
my email is jf827504@ohio.edu
i let it be known because i’m serious.
i’ll soon start a website, a sort of ‘anti-hipsterrunoff’
the reason for this startup is simple: carles tries to fit into too many age groups, consumer projections, etc.
“going to prom” “design school” etc., he tries to appeal to too many groups to be in and ‘alt’ / etc / whatever the word this moment is for cool,
he wants to be similar to the ‘masked dj / exotic / unkown is cooler / ‘it’s not about me’ aesthetic, so he doesn’t let us know who he truly is, his age, etc.
i’m not about that. i’d like to consider myself more real.
let’s all do it together.
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art/design school is the biggest waste of money ever
better to figure that out now than before your 3 months away from graduation
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//////////Reply by HeStompedTerra
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
@xavier, I couldnt agree anymore, think about what you would do with 30k if you werent to go to school.
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//////////Reply by clairez
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@HeStompedTerra, yea like get a sweet lofty space in williamzburg and cre8 yer own art. without conceptualizing everthng
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//////////Reply by Bertrand DeNovo
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
@HeStompedTerra, the problem is that nobody is gonna loan you 30K to NOT go to school. kind of a dumb argument – you’ll actually have a better chance of having 30K in disposable income at some point if you get a college education. that being said, this kid is a ghey.
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//////////Reply by lawya
//////////Posted July 24th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
@Bertrand DeNovo,
The point is that you avoid being $30K in the hole, genius.
//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted July 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
@Bertrand DeNovo,
I enjoy your cerebellum.
hey carles, so it turns our ur prettie cute!
anyways just want to say i love ur site.
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Come to the U of F…. Gainesville is full of hippy/hipster/fratbag/alt/brosefs/broski/brofreddos…
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just follow ur <3 bro
no one else can tell you what to do/who to be
30K is a lot though
sometimes I wish my family was poor so I wouldnt have to worry about money so much
It seems like our whole middle class lives are filled with decisions like this
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Print our big ass poasters of Alice glass and jerk … hard
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//////////Reply by cobones
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 am
@m, tried and tru advice.
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sheesh
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this post is fking lame.
wish i would have j/o to an am appy catalog instead of reading it
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watched a news thing on the computer about a shark in miami
people brought the shark on the train
they tried to sell it to a store for $10 or $20
they left the shark in the street
confused
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this post is so lame after reading it i was even more b0red i spent the next 3 minutes masturbating to emma watson pics on google image search with strict safe search on for the challenge and a sense of accomplishment in my day.
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//////////Reply by wago waan tha' don
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@altBro, haha, i shall do the same…. now.
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this actual person in the video is
http://www.youtube.com/user/dudeneedaeaseonup
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You guys must really love me :D I’ve already been on here twice!
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school is a waste of money.. srsly. use that money to buy a new computer and some design programs and teach yourself… possible jobs will be more impressed and you won’t be a school drone.. i dunno if this is relevant i just read the title of the post didn’t bother to read the whole thing.. haha sorry to busy on hypemachine
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Read this with porno Star Trix playing. Made it enjoyable.
Possibly eating that shark that was found in the street.
Perplexed.
Franzia.
Life.
h8
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Go to medical school instead. What this country needs is more oncologists.
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Do what you want. The worst you can do is read what we all have to say and become even more confused. People are going to say things on here just to create more angst for you. I’d suggest talking to councillors from the schools your looking into and make sure this is truely what you’d like to do with your life. If it is, honestly, fuck the money. If you become successful in design that will pay off whatever you’ve spent on school. Like I said though, this is YOUR life ultimately. Make this decision based on what YOU want to do and what’ll bring the most happiness.
Best of luck, friend.
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//////////Reply by clairez
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@KIDCANTDANCE, counselors ***
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//////////Reply by KIDCANTDANCE
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@clairez, thanks for that..
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//////////Reply by skybreads
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 am
@KIDCANTDANCE,
you sound like a cool mom
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//////////Reply by dee
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 am
@skybreads, Dina Lohan?
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//////////Reply by KIDCANTDANCE
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@dee, dibz out. She’s the reason I don’t want to grow up.
//////////Reply by KIDCANTDANCE
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@dee, Not to mention I’m sixteen, friend. Find me on youtube under KIDCANTDANCE.
//////////Reply by ///
//////////Posted July 24th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
@KIDCANTDANCE, lol joke. All of the posts on this website are jokez. I don’t think you ‘get’ hro, come back when ur more alt perhaps.
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//////////Reply by KIDCANTDANCE
//////////Posted July 26th, 2009 at 12:37 am
@///, Honestly? Are you really pulling the whole “I’m more alt than thou” deal? That’s sad friend. Instead of going on about how unalt others are, perhaps take a look at yourself. I’m not one for internet fights so this ends here.
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trollin up in HCO. luv ya’ll but sumtimez not
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IF YOU DON’T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45!!! NO JOKE!!! PUT:
A-P-P-L-E = YOU ARE TAKEN AND LOVE THE PERSON WITH ALL YOUR HEART
C- H – E – R – R – Y = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT NOT SURE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU
G – R – A – P – E = YOUR SINGLE AND LOVIN IT
C – O – C – O – N – U – T = YOUR SINGLE, AND DON’T REALLY CARE ALL YOU WANT TO DO
IS
JUST FLIRT
L – E – M – O – N = YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP
P-E-A-C-H= YOU THINK THERE IS NO POINT IN LIKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE
P – I – N- E – A – P – P – L – E= YOU ARE JUST TAKING LIFE AS IT COMES
W- A – T – E – R – M – E – L – O – N = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THEY DONT KNOW!!!
S – T – R – A – W – B – E – R – R – Y = YOU LIKE/LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY LIKE/LOVE
YOU
BUT YOUR NOT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW
K-I-W-I = If You Are A Fucking Ninja (Ninjas Rock)
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//////////Reply by Jacke
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@jjj,
what if you’re already forty five?
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//////////Reply by lol
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 am
@jjj,
I guess this is why they call this blog ‘culturally relevant’ ;)
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john stewart just said “tug job”
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carles –
here’s some real advice. you already have a leg up on me – when i entered college i had no clue what i wanted to do, and you already have a sense that you want to be in the design field, which is great. As someone who went to a “state” school and who now has a decent job (art director at an ad agency) and relatively “happy” life – Education is what you make of it.
I formed really strong relationships with my professors, went to class every day and “did the best I could”. By senior year, my professors had very few internships to hand out and i was lucky enough to get one. Once I graduated, the firm I interned with offered me a full time job and I have been employed (at various places) ever since.
What I am trying to say is – it doesnt matter which school you go to, your talent and the relationships you create (read: networking) will propel you into the professional world more than any piece of paper from any “fancy” school will. Just my opinion.
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//////////Reply by FUCKINGYEAH
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm
@b,
that was beautiful bro :’)
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maybe this young design scholar should consider
new york’s FASHION INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
i hear that Calvin Klein went there
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//////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Jacke, Calvin Klein isn’t very alt, last time I checked.
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//////////Reply by Jacke
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
@Funky Rutabaga,
funky rutabaga doesn’t sound very alt, either?
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//////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@Jacke, When I think fashion, Dov Charney (#1 clothing altBro) comes to mind b4 Calvin Klein.
//////////Reply by Jacke
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Jacke,
you’re right. Dov is awesome. Especially when he shows his elderly penis to his undocumented workers in his various LA sweatshops.
heaps of babes at my design school, way more than my friends courses. and it’s not that expensive in australia. fail for you, not me!
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Thank fuck i live in Australia and our government has put in a system that lets us go to uni, and if i am a poor artist for the rest of my life in will never have to pay it back…. suckers
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//////////Reply by Ameribro
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 1:32 am
@Lucky, yeah but you kiwi-bros talk like you have a cock in your mouth or something. Seriously hate most foreign accents.
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you could always go to a cheap school for two years, work your ass off and then transfer to wherever. Essentially, its where you graduate from not where you begin your college career. I am taking twelve hours of summer school, then going to University of North Texas and from there I will transfer to the Fashion Institute of Technology. This is mainly because I cannot afford to go to FIT to begin with. Like you, I do not want to end up with a pile of debt when I graduate. So, hopefully my plan will work and I will be successful in my design career. You can only hope for the best I guess. Good luck buddy!
KRW
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this thread consistently has the most beautiful comments.
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Fuck all that noise. I’m going to law school.
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become an ironic plumber.
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“…or should I stay at a state school even though I h8 all of my mainstream classmates who don’t ‘get’ why the world is beautiful in the way that I see it?”
You’re incredibly pompous and ignorant.
Also, you’re site design is hideous.
Set the bar higher, kid!
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
@Andrew, HRO comment FAIL.
stfu & gtfo, please.
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//////////Reply by Shots
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@Andrew, what school do you go to?
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I will go to art school and meet keut chicks, then drop out and become an alt-CEO in the mold of Dov Charney.
This is the authentic thing to do bros.
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h8 ny design schools
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omg VLOGCANDY. LOL.ha omg that post was like 5 blog yrs ago. MEMORYYYY (via Susie Boyles)
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OMG i jus watched the first 30 secs. STFU kid!
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where iz the real carles???
want to c ur face
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My teacher went to Pratt. She interned with Milton Glaser. That would not happen at a cheap school. It’s not just what you learn, but the opportunities that are present as well.
[and if you don't know who Milton Glaser is then maybe you should save your money and not go into design :/]
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this isnt even you.
and john, the person in the video, just happens to be very awesome.
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//////////Reply by 8armsnine
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
@Emily, do you want a cookie
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//////////Reply by Shots
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@Emily, I hope this is john.
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//////////Reply by John
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
@Shots, No, THIS is John XD I dunno who emily is but thank you
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//////////Reply by Shots
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@John, re-up the video then, ya douche.
//////////Reply by John
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
@Shots, I never uploaded that video to begin with. What you were watching was someone taking my video and editing it, then posting it on their own youtube channel.
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hey y’all, think this kids blog might ‘be more insightful’ than carles. 4example he really ‘goes to art school’ and writes more ‘in depth’ about relationships/other personal issues.
http://www.DudeNeedaEaseOnUp.com
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//////////Reply by noobsteese
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@betterthancarles,
hey john,
lol@your shameless self-promotion
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//////////Reply by betterthancarles
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 6:45 am
@noobsteese,
hahaha guess you don’t understand i’m laughing at the blog. shits terrible bro.
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kinda wanna join kandy krew now. Feel like they ‘get me’.
Feels like bro has relationship problems. Kinda want to tell him that chicks are boring and men on the other hand are very supportive of each other’s endeavors.
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have you guys realized we have evolved into a passive-agressive form of 4Chan?
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//////////Reply by Shots
//////////Posted July 23rd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@b, well less gross, but yeah.
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artbro couldnt take the abuse from HRO and had the video removed. LAWL
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