Today, I was watching the MJ funeral, and I noticed this bright face who I had never seen before, bc I think it was usually ‘hidden by sillie masks.’ It turns out that Michael Jackson has a daughter who is named “Paris Katherine Jackson.” I think that she is young, but I think after this funeral, there will be a ‘high demand’ for her, particularly after her ’strong, vulnerable moment’ where she spoke to the world.
Feel like I think she is a ‘normal kid’ now that she has just spoken out as ‘a chill girl’ who ‘loves her daddy’ (even though her biological source is ‘unconfirmed’).
I remember when JFK Jr went from ‘a lil bro’ who was ’saluting his assassinated dad’
to being ‘The sexiest Bro Alive’
And Prince Wiliam/Prince Harry went from being ‘mourning sons’
to being a ‘hotter bachelor than Ashton Kutcher, before the internet existed and Demi Moore was officially a cougar’
I feel like ‘big things’ are in store for Paris Jackson. I hope she stays ‘relatively normal’ and ‘deals with the spotlight’ relatively well.
Maybe a ‘more chill’ version of Madonna’s daughter
or possibly the personal brand of a ‘young starlette who wants to attend an Ivy League school’, like Natalie Portman, or the ‘cute ass lil barely legal teen’ from Harry Potters
In general, I am just excited for all of his kids, getting to experience life without ‘masks’. Sorta like when ur parents get divorced, and u live with your more ‘liberal, normal’ parent, and the ‘conservative domineering parent’ no longer has control of ur life.
Feel excited about watching Paris Katherine Jackson ‘blossom into a woman’ right in front of our eyes [via gossip blogs]
Do yall think she is the next big ‘it girl’?
What would yall say 2 her to take her personal brand 2 the next lev?
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i’m calling it fishnet headsarves are the new hot look for fall.
[MJ voice]: whoo!
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//////////Reply by James
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
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right on.
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//////////Reply by pfft
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@James, enough dude. shut up
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//////////Reply by christine
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
dear website, she looks like she can sing good.
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yup, and probably her 2 brothers will be “hot” as soon as they hit 16 or so…in the “Zac Effron way” and then evolve into Ashton Kutcher “hot way”.
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first!
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yall, this is shining too bright of a light on just how ‘gross’ and ’sick’ our society is. just wish we could ‘break free’ of gossip rags/sites/perez’s/peoples/tmzs and live in a society more concerned with moving forward than peering into alt lifestyles like lil paris’ and mine. just want 2 b me without having to answer any questions about who i am, what i like and why i do the things i do. cant we all just ‘push things forward’ and make this one life of ours a lil more meaningful? s00 tired of reading about celebs and their zany ways [via 32 mins on perez each morning]. not sure how to break these new societal norms/chains.
just want 2 b free.
just want 2 b me.
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//////////Reply by Adry
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 12:43 am
@liquidheaven, we need to start via the man in the mirror.
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 1:14 am
@Adry, hahahahahaha!!!!
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//////////Reply by Scott
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 11:44 am
@Adry, ur so right. so right.
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SHE GOT THIS WHITE TRASH SEXY 10 YR OLD THING GOIN ON I CAN GET WITH….HOLLA AT ME IN 2 YRS BABAY
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//////////Reply by Shannon
//////////Posted October 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@BENJY,
you’re such a creep!! Perve…
Get a life.!.!.!.!.
freak show freak show freak show alert!
:(arg!
wat the hell is wrong wid u???
Paris is only a kid and ur ’bout 60 by now….
u r soooooooooo sick…….”-”
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Hermione’s vag
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@honez,
yeah wtf’s going on with the bitch’s tigerlily? Kinda confused if she’s pulling a lohan or if it’s sheer undies.
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SO TOTES crls! P.K.J. is going to be huge in 2k15. So excited for Prince and Prince Jr. Rich Famous and no sillie masks. Bet Miley sorta wishes Billy Ray would “croak” soon. Miley’s probs all sorts a jeals y’all.
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wh0 is “Michael Jackson” he seems to be relevant. Is he a new hip hop artist?
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//////////Reply by runningcolors
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@wut, lame.
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IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY AT THE FIRST PICTURE, MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKS LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN WITH A WHITE PERSON’S FACE
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//////////Reply by Brosiff
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
@GEORGE ZIMMER, haha same thing I thought when I looked at it.
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//////////Reply by Shannon
//////////Posted October 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@GEORGE ZIMMER,
R u blind???????
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first
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More like the next big tit girl.
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//////////Reply by Shannon
//////////Posted October 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
O…M….G
creepy………..
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damn
seems plausible
i feel very excited about this
i wonder what ’strange’ religion she will join/start/start a counter-religion in response to
wonder if she will be a jehovah’s witness like her dad
think the name ‘paris’ creates abnormally strong buzz and might be the only other attribute necessary to launch her ‘latoya-meets-britney’ music career
feel sad that her surname doesn’t ensure her ’street cred’ as a ‘innovator’ in music, since she’s probably ‘only kind of mjax’s daughter’ and might not have the genetic possibility
suddenly looking forward to the next decade a little
hope she remixes ‘mama say mama sah mama pusa’ or whatever like nat cole did post-nat k. cole via ‘u r soooo unforgettable’
feeling very emotional about this possibility. crying preemptively a little i think
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
@buttercup, TLDR
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//////////Reply by chuck
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@White Blipster,
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 12:17 am
@chuck, <3
//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@buttercup, hahaha, wow, now you got me excited about it, too.
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Your a asshole if even asking if she is the next ‘it girl!’, give me a break. Leave the poor child alone.
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//////////Reply by runningcolors
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@will, wow more grammatical errors than my 6 yr old cousin with downs.
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//////////Reply by alt-oid
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@runningcolors, lullz
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//////////Reply by pulse
//////////Posted July 8th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@will,
is that English?
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//////////Reply by Shannon
//////////Posted October 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
@will,
I so agree,
poor paris will start 2 get stalked by ppl when she is out… poor kid
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sorta dont care… doesnt seem relevant. post something i would like, maybe a new anoraaK song or something…
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could she be the next “gr8″ masked DJ, only time will tell…
my new album ‘Fist of God’ is in stores now.
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//////////Reply by aaaa
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
@Jesse Keeler, it sucks
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man poor fuckin girl
i teared up w/ that vid
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//////////Reply by kathy
//////////Posted November 16th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
@anon, no point of swearing look iknow who her secret sister is so you can thank me but the girl never met Paris Jackson well when she was little only
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Hermione has a bush?
Are bushes alt?
Should I grow my bush out?
Wish AnCo had a logo so I could shave my bush into it.
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//////////Reply by 89 p
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@Simple, ya bushes are back but like restrained. not all crazy and growing off in all directions.
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first
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I honestly am the most excited about Hermione’s pussy than anything else. Show more NSFW pixs of Harry Potter actors. I bet you the red head has a kute peen.
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The king needs a prince(ss)
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can we have some PKJ vag shots?
too soon?
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DID MJ RAPE HIS OWN CHILDREN?
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//////////Reply by jackie jormp-jomp
//////////Posted July 9th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@mike tyson, the ‘irony’ of this/these comnts is 2 much. Not sure if I ‘like’ people hiding behind the ambiguity of sincerety.
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What do yall think are the chances that Michael Johnson’s kids will grow up to be lil alts? Does mainstream/maltstream/authenticalt live in ur blood [like heredity/traits/aids] and can be passed from parent to child??? I want 2 say that ‘it probs doesn’t’ since my mom/dad/sister/unselfaware bro in law are totes mainstream.
Think ParisHiltonJackson must have ‘a pretty good voice’ in spite of ‘being rlly fucking mainstream’. Imagine what it would be like 2 live with a father who p4k refers 2 as ‘an iconic pop figure’. Not having 2 ‘work a normal job’, he could just chill hard all the time, teaching his kids 2 sing mnstrm songs like TheBeetles/BritSpears/High School Musical 3.5. They would probably be ‘pretty good singers’ considering that alt bands like the Sonic Youths and Gaga Lady probs ‘only practiced in their garage’ after they ‘got off work at Chili’s/Hooters/McDonnies’ [via the harsh reality of not being a rich celeb's child].
Wonder if Paris Johnson will be the next Uffie/Elizabeth Phair/Alice Glass/The Bilinda Butchers/MariahCarrey/Feist in 2k15.3.
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I’d bet one hundred goats that Paris Jackson will be an IT Girl in seven years. Just wait for it.
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more hermoine upskirts plz
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Yeah, I teared up when little paris spoke (not as much as when brooke shields spoke though). After watching the video on youtube though I’m not quite sure if her little ‘performance’ was ‘genuine/legit’ (via facial expressions and a child’s desire for attention). Seems like she was really ‘light hearted’ in the little music deal before her little speaking bit. Anyway, maybe I’m looking too much into it?
In this video, you can’t really see him too well but right after paris is done speaking and they start to walk off, you can see lil blanket jackson in the bottom right corner (the CNN logo blocks his face). He looks genuinely sad for sure. His emotions are definately ‘legit’.
As for all MJ’s kids, they’ll be all over the tabloids for sure, no doubt in my mind.
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@me!
I agree!
HA! I really want more shots of Hermione’s vag!
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Michael Jackson was a beautiful, very misunderstood person. Highly creative, sensitive, intelligent and spiritual. As far as I know, they are very well educated. According to all the people who have meet them, they are bright and caring.
I don´t think they will end bad at all, and I bet all of them will be humanitarians in some way. The spirit of MJ will live forever in them.
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//////////Reply by aly
//////////Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 am
@Erick,
+1
:)
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i thik she will be the next it girl she is prieetty and talented so she has a chance
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hello my name is Sebastien, I have 14 years, my home is the city in france is Hirel, in Ile et Vilaine, please, what I say is true I am really in love with paris jackson j’aimerai really out with her so I ask you to go see it and say it is important to me I ask you to do so. I would be recognizing. if you tell him, tell him that loves Sebastien Allix. answer me quickly to my e-mail that I let you. thank you if you do
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//////////Reply by phoebe
//////////Posted August 10th, 2009 at 2:00 am
@sebastien allix,
Hello Sebastien, My name is Phoebe Ling,
I have just replied to your other message somewhere else I meant on another website.
I think I know how you feel Because I am really in love with Paris’s brother Prince!
I would love someone to tell him that I love him but sadly I don’t think anyone really knows them apart from their family.
Please reply to my message and I do not know your email!
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//////////Reply by kathy
//////////Posted November 15th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@phoebe, i think i know how you feel phoebe , that’s sad i really think that they should put their numbers like isaid
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oh she’s so cute, she definitely will be.
i feel like she’s going to do something big..but when she is older. she is only 11 and grieving right now.
i love mj, and i’m still pretty sad about his death even though it’s been a month. may he rip <3
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I just luv Paris she is a little sweet heart, along with her younger/Older Brother. I hope 4 the best in the Jackson family and that they find peace along with MJ. ~xXx~oOo~
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i think that paris jackson should not go into music
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si puedes hablar con paris jackson, dile q ¨es la persona mas hermosa q e visto en mi vida y q su padre es el mejor cantante y bailarin del mundo, tengo unos de sus mas grandes exitos y quisiera q viniera chile, concepcion, huelpen. a la calle suecia con grecia por fa es la persona mas maravillosa del mundo por fa.
a mi msn es alex_cris_007@hotmail.com
xao dile eso porfa si es q puedes por fa
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I think paris katherine jackson next move right now is just being a little kid as of now she and her family loss there family member so I look for big things to come in the future for her siblings
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I think paris is the most cutest and prettiest kid in hollywood ever.
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//////////Reply by kathy
//////////Posted November 15th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@Shelby, have you heard about her secret sister?that’s strange right really strange huh i wonder if it’s true
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paris is the prettiest kid in hollywood
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//////////Reply by kathy
//////////Posted November 15th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@Shelby, yep that’s true
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sorry i put two comments, i thought i messed up
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i know what you should do find out what Paris Jackson’s number is , and post it on the inyternet because that’s my life long dream , and i might have a miserable day without it
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well , i know that this is not important but i know who Paris Jackson secret sister is (please reply to my message)
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