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What would u do if ur bro started 2 chill around town bare naked, except for a kute lil shuttershades necklace?
a) have an ‘intervention’ with him about his personal branding choices
b) take him on an am Appy shopping spree
c) take him to JC Penny’s so he can buy a chill bro blazer
d) encourage him to ‘become a mainstreamer’ so he can wear cargo shorts, Hollister shirts, Old Navy flag tees, etc.
e) distance yourself from ‘bro status’ with him
f) ‘roll with him’ so that u can get attention by ‘knowing him.’
g) craft a pair of shuttershades for ur peen head
h) tell him about a kewl new band called ‘the jousteeces.’
i) travel with him to the woods, listen to the Grizzly Animal Bear Collective, and spend a nite talking about existentialism/societal norms
j) Try to make a viral vid with him while he walks down a busy street naked in Paris, France.
k) become ‘bi’/'homosexual’
l) try to compare ‘cock sizes’
m) start a blog with pix of him and hope u ‘go viral’/'get a book deal’
n) get a job at McDonalds to get u more ‘in touch’ with ‘real ppl’
o) ‘murder’ him
p) Go up behind him, and yell ‘YALL GOT RUNOFF’D, mother effers!’
q) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Feel embarrassed about my current situation. Like my bro is ‘losing his f*cking mind.’ Think it might be part of ‘growing older’ or something, and wanting 2 stay young forever [via Peter Pan {subVia Michael Jacksons}]. Think he is trying to be innovative or something. Feel bad if his lil necklaces represent a minimemorial 4 a ‘fallen altbro’ or something.
Sorta miss the days when shuttershades were still ‘relevant’ and ‘only kewl people’ were wearing them. h8 tween proliferation.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/shutter-shades
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F and I, duh. Ps- Wtf Carles, why are huge heads popping up whenever I click comments?
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some of these answers were actually kinda funny
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//////////Reply by yuyu
//////////Posted July 13th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
ya these were pretty funny. whole post needs moar gagathong/gagabutt tho
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SIQ. Shutter shades make me want to puke.
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q) give him a tugjob 2 get the attention on u.
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zazazazaza zazaza
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$†0P \/\/¡††H£ /\/\µ†\-\3®ƒUÇKˆ/\/g ADS!!!!!!!
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lets make old navy flag shirts the new wolf shirts
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 14th, 2009 at 2:10 am
@shellsae, I’m with you. It seems like the wolf shirts got tired quite quick. Old Navy would be more ‘ironic’ (via Alanis Morriset)
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in all fairness, he was also wearing normal glasses..but they fell off in the pool.
Dont worry! He got them back the next day.
and to answer your question: i
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//////////Reply by reminiscencegheybro
//////////Posted July 14th, 2009 at 8:16 am
@dude on the left,
You were at the pool in Westdale too?
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q) make that awesome joke about being “try”-sexual.
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Definitely a fallen alt-bro on his way to heart disease and other ‘fat’ related issues.
That guy is so disgusting…not even sure who’s more disgusting, him or “robynbird” dude.
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Shutter shades need to go…hated them ever since they came out. Can they even see through them?
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Thx now I’m afraid of leaving my house.
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Wtf Carles!?.
I was lurking ur site then all of a sudden a fucking intrusive ad comes right on my screen and starts raping my eyes anally.
srsly, you can put a thousand +1 regular ads and it won’t matter to me because i can just ignore them but this is too much
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Carles, nothing is chill about JC Penney, teh most unAlt craporation to ever exist.
As a conglomerate, we need to band together to reclaim the shutter shades from non-altness – with AmAppy slim slacks and the post-post ironic Old Navy flag t-shirts garnerning mention, as the tribal garb.
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//////////Reply by bbbbb
//////////Posted July 14th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@Funky Rutabaga, trends cant be reclaimed from mainstreamers until they die, at which point you wait 2-50 years and then revive them.
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//////////Reply by ALL I D0 IS PARTEE
//////////Posted July 14th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@bbbbb,
s00 tru, <3
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hey ya’ll so srry about the eye rape ads but i gots to make a bank now and then. am appy stopped payin me to mention them and these design school loans are killing me.
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I’d hit that so damn hard.
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