Should I regret my bloghouse era tattoo?

Photo via the cobrasnake


I remember back in 2k7, I was passionate about very different things than I am now. Electro blogs with neon layouts. ‘Bangers.’ Electro duos. I used to be a bloghousebro. Now it seems like ‘the world has turned and left me here’ since I got a tattoo of ‘the logo.’ I’m not even sure if are ’still together.’ They are probably playing the ‘theme park’ and ’state fair’ circuit with bands like Jessica Simpson/Bowling for Soup/Everclear/other bands that have ‘gone out to pasture’ 2 die.

These days, I only listen to Grizzly Bears and the Animal Collecting. It’s just kinda weird how much things have changed. Considering getting ‘Veckatimest’ tattooed on the shaft of my cock. I remember when I got my Jousteeece tatty, I told my parents that it was ‘biblical.’ Can’t believe I am ‘just another bro with a cross tattoo’ even though I don’t even really ‘get’ God.

Back then, I assumed electro would ‘be forever.’ I assumed that bloghouse would eventually become ‘mainstream’ and get played on the radio, side-by-side with top40 radio. Now I feel like if I brought ‘bloghouse’ up in a conversation with a circle of entrylevelers, they would say ‘what is that?’ I feel like I am possibly a music purist for being so connected to the bloghaus era.

Are my glory days behind me?
Should I have my tattoo ‘electronically removed’?
R u ashamed of the person who u used 2 b?

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39 Comments

  1. Baguette
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 9:06 am | Permalink

    I will fuck any guy with a Justice tattoo

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  2. Patrick
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    first1

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  3. wes
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    whoa

    thats my bro’s arm, or at least a v. similar tattoo

    i dont thin khe regrets it tho

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  4. a really humble guy
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    looks good carles, YALL!

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  5. anonymous
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    i think carles like recycles things that ‘entry-lvlers’ say and riffs on them a lot. but maybe this is good- a lot of people have made embarassing comments on blogs and people can look at them and say there is someone out there who is as stupid as i was/am x-years ago/now.

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @anonymous, maybe carles is just tapped into the ‘alt conciousness’

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    //////////Reply by erc
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    @anonymous, <3 people who don’t get HRO.

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    //////////Reply by yesyesyse
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    like ya’ll@anonymous,

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  6. DICKZ
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    hey buddy…how do you think I feel with my Crystal Castles tattoo?

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    //////////Reply by Mari
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    @DICKZ, fuck, get it off now.

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  7. Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    Everything runs in cycles though. At least it’ll be REALLY ironically cool in a few years.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    NO DOUBT son

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  8. Blipsterrunoff
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    What is a Justice?

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  9. rrrororoor
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    son of the mask is a ridiculous movie when the original mask was kind of funny. i think this applies somehow

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  10. bbbbb
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    whatevs crls, the optical illusion MPP tat that covers my entire body is ‘totes’ authentic

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  11. ___________
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    I still love bloghaus.
    I will never forget bloghaus.
    I am proud of bloghaus.

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  12. aw, fukk
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    yesterday i posted this exact pic on my FB account with a funny caption making fun of the bro so all my friend who liked electro would smile a little

    but now carles

    u just ripped me off

    if they dont check the time stamps

    it will make me seem like a ‘asshole bro that rips off carles’

    so

    idk

    dont really kno how 2 feel about this 1

    like, are u stalking my FB account?

    am i xactly 1 day more cutting edge that u?

    idk

    ‘damn bro’

    brofessional

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    //////////Reply by cobones
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    @aw, fukk, timestamp confirmed.

    ‘whoa’.

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    //////////Reply by DNK
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    @aw, fukk, damn bro

    well said

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  13. anon
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    to bro discussing the mask, i agree. it must apply somehau

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  14. Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    i WISH i had that tat!

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  15. jjjj
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    Don’t ya’ll realize once something becomes labeled “blog house” it instantly becomes lame? Or if anything becomes popular enough to gain a label it is lame? word. I get it. hipster culture just can’t be labeled. its way to kewl for that. i bet that guy doesn’t even like justice. i bet he doesn’t even like them enough to have a tattoo on his body. bet he is still young in his mind. bet he thinks he is an indestructable teenager or “spring chicken”. ya’ll picking up what i’m laying down? isn’t it fucking kewl to criticize/make fun of everything that is under the radar? one of my friends was talking about how lame blog house was the other day. i had to inform him that hating on blog house has already been done. was posted on a blog two weeks ago and that hating it was no longer cool. bloghouse became resurrected and finally the justice cross became sweet again for a couple of hours.

    I have to stay a head of the curve. It is better than a job. I feel i need to make fun of people on blogs because i’ve already looked at internet porn 5 times today. i feel that if i look at porn again i could have a problem. i’ve read every article on pitchfork/tinymixtapes/gorillavsbear/stereogum. i even went to rolling stone.com/spin.com just to see what the above the radar scene is doing.

    blog house is more important than the economy. it is my life style brand. it is more important than the war. Its more important than waking up one day and realizing i need to do something with my life instead of going to blogs to criticize tiny niche cultures that are so microscopic their influence on the rest of world is none. Its more important than the news of a clothing store selling bedding. Blog house is my life. I have three justice tattoos, fyi.

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    //////////Reply by jjjj
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    @jjjj, This man is an imposter! i am the reals JJJJJJ!

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    //////////Reply by jjjjjj
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    @jjjj, NO ME

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    //////////Reply by bbbbb
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    @jjjjjj, wtf ppl r imitating my name now

    shud i be flatterd?

    fuck every1

    //////////Reply by yesyesyse
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    @jjjj, haha. so awesome

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  16. Posted July 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    hey y’all
    real ashamed of ‘who i used 2 b’. used 2 b real ‘fat y’all!’ and listen to ’shit’ bands like the linkin parks.
    rly ‘relieved’ that i’m now more of a ‘bro’, or at least more of a ‘cultrually relevant’ 1. gonna go 2 ‘brooklyn’ this summer and see some meaningful electro like the simian mobile disco bros and some ‘experimental concept album stuff’ like fiery furnaces.
    thnx 4 lettin’ me share this w/ y’all

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    //////////Reply by titit
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    @Ivanbro,
    FGGT

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    //////////Reply by thethomas
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    @titit, callin’ a bro a ‘fggt’ w/o vowels is soooo 2008 bloghouse. find ur own ‘personal brand’.

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    //////////Reply by titit
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    @thethomas,
    you are the biggest faggot.

    //////////Reply by thethomas
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    @titit, well, mayb ur the ‘biggest faggot’ here titit. mayb it hasn’t occured 2 u yet. mayb u hav ‘the biggest interest in bros’. may b u sir r the ‘biggest faggot’.

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  17. iuerhy3827
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    “bands like Jessica Simpson” that was lol. is bloghouse over already? where have i been?

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    //////////Reply by Mat
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    @iuerhy3827, sorry bro. it been dead for a while now :( miss/h8 bloghouse

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  18. octopus magic
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    the only dude i still kinda like from the blog house days is boys noise and now everyone is running off to listen to sinden or whatever and calling it rave lmao

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  19. gentleman
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    nwst meme is tweetcore. but now i hv psted it & ruint it

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  20. douche
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    you should get your ‘head’ removed, so as not to annoy the world with your shitty narcissistic blog.

    HRO is ghey!!!

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  21. krystee
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    NO REGRETS!

    Life is way too short…

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  22. troy
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    miss the era when you had time [to pretend] and could just ‘hang with bros n listen to some nu shit’.

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  23. rawrarw
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    Tao Lin :-(.

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  24. MobileDiscBro
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    Bloghaus is dead. We killed it. Buried. Today a plane flew over it. Last rites.

    We created it

    We destroyed it

    No more bangers

    No more Sparxxx (miss u)

    No more Neon

    No more party pix

    No more tugs

    The earth must begin anew

    Maybe its time for meaningfulcore 2.0

    Maybe since things go in cycles we have to start wearing flannel + listen to Kurt Brobain & The Pearl Jams

    Dunno

    Sooo Confused

    Sooo Sad :(

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  25. xcc
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    i’d be so stoked if i saw a guy with a justice tattoo.

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  26. Myth
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    <3 Alice Glass

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  27. eoghamco
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    in how many bloghaus years will an anco tattoo be ‘culturally relevant’ and/or ‘ironically cool’?

    need to know soon… thinking of permanently altering my ‘personally brand’…

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  28. gee
    Posted July 2, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    u know, everytime u name drop anco u sound like a total d-bag. also, you’re overusing scare quotes.

    step it up, you’re slacking and becoming irrelevant.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @gee, PLEASE DIRECT MY GRANKIDS TO THE BAAAETHROOM THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET!

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  29. bwllmb
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 1:57 am | Permalink

    Is it still kewl 2 like The Arcade Firings? Or should I start liking them ironically?

    miss u blogginghouse!!!

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  30. gottabeanony
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 2:12 am | Permalink

    justice is still fucking awesome. no doubt.

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  31. jez
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 4:54 am | Permalink

    im the neanderthal of my group of bros. still dig justice, daft punk etcetc. they look at me like i have leprocy when i throw on alive 07 in the car. fuck them its my car. im not listening to the latest crunk ass ghetto beatz.

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  32. Socrates
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 6:54 am | Permalink

    eagerly awaiting p4k review of justice’s (not even recorded) second album, gonna get a 3.8/10!

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  33. Posted July 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    ur tat of The Justice Band will always have meaning 2u so i wouldn’t ‘be ashamed’ of the person you used 2b.

    As a rule of thumb, i only get tats of bands with at least 2 albums/ 1 album & 1 ep.

    Hope that helps,
    Liz

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  34. mauroiversen
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    im all pitchforky now…………………………… post-bloghaus era = grizzly bear

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  35. axxxxx
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    metallica used to be cool how cool is it to have a giant metallica tattoo on your back today as 30-40 year old? what will the meaning of having a justice tattoo be in 15 to infinity years be?

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    //////////Reply by scruff
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    @axxxxx,

    what if it was a Beatles tat?

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  36. nim chimsky
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    Crls, say it ain’t so, am i the only one old enough to ‘get’ the 90s mainstream reference?

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  37. voniscarl
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 6:30 am | Permalink

    this is so hilarious lMAO keep it up, this whole site is ridiculous hahaha

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  38. jk
    Posted July 9, 2009 at 1:45 am | Permalink

    justice is in the process of recording a new album, wait for them in 2010, man you have to get informed before posting, how come you never knew about mstrkrft as i read on a previous post..

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  39. tpddy
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 1:20 am | Permalink

    maybe you can cover up your bloghouse tattoo with a cutting edge blogstep or bloggaeton tattoo.

    Reply

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