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Such Great Heights, Such Great Bros.

I saw this meme 'going alt viral' 2day. Some hardXcore bros covering 'Such Great Heights.' Sorta made me yearn to chill with some bros who were in 'hardXcore bands' in my local scene, but worked full time at some coffee shop, making sure that they 'totally ruined the coffee shop's chill vibe' by playing hardcore music. h8 places like that. Sort of 'grinned' when I watched this vid, and imagined a hardcore tween 'finding meaning' in it. Feels weird how all music that sounds like this is 'stuck in some sort of time portal', not really 'moving forward.'

Meme via dailyswarm

(If u were in a screamo band, would u be the 'screaming bro' or the 'bro with a sweet voice singing the ghey parts'?)

Damn. Can't believe I have lived to see this meme. Postal Services are the whole reason I got into 'electro', and probably one of the key forefathers of meaningfulcore. Before the PostyService era, I knew that music was supposed to be 'cool', but I hadn't yet found a voice that really spoke to me in a meaningful, earnest way. Then Benjamin Gibbard & Jimmy Tambarellbro came along and changed everything. Really just changed the way that 'indie music' was written, both musically and lyrically.

I remember in a previous musical era, every1 thought that screamo + hardcore was going to 'catch on.' Unfortunately, only bands like Taking Back Sunday 'made it' because they were attempting to be the most meaningful, along with other bands who sang about high school era themes. I think that this video is a metaphor for 'what could have been' if the Postal Service didn't invent the meaningfulcore genre of 'electro indie.'

Feel like it is incredibly 'stupid' that Postal Service haven't released a second album yet. Feel like they are losing out on millions of dollars in band revenue [via digital sales and merch]. Just feels like everything that tweens consume these days is trying to 'replace the Postal Service.' Think that they should at least make 5 new songs, and possibly just 'launch a tshirt line.' Feel sad that Death Cab for cute 'doesn't even sound meaningful any more', but their brand is so strong that it doesn't matter. Seems like a Postal Service relaunch would 'melt the internet', kinda like 'In Rainbows' did.

Wonder if Pitchfork would give it an 8.9, or if they would 'shit on it' and distance their brand from 'tween bullshit.' Probably would just use the review as 'an opportunity to reflect' or showcase their knowledge of 'indielectro history.'

They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay...

-meaningful screambros

Comments

alttweenbro's picture

First !!

Brononymous's picture

HAHA... LIKE Silversun

HAHA... LIKE Silversun Pickups and Smashing Pumpkins and hot female bassists check this band out via you tube http://youtu.be/H3sv7-rXsV0

REAL FIRST's picture

FCK U THIS IS REAL 1ST!

alttweenbro's picture

Death Cab for Cutie is sooo 2k7.

h8 u Ben Gibbard. <3 u Alice Glass.

alttweenbro's picture

@alttweenbro,

edit:

Death Cab for Cutie is sooo 2k3

h8 u Benjamin Gibbard. miss u Alice Glass

TR_M's picture

@alttweenbro, Alice Glass is so 2k8

conan's picture

One of your best posts in recent memory, Carles.

\m/'s picture

METAL

Erik's picture

@m/, sooooo good.

mandatory metallica

bi-weekly black flag

pretty chill periods of postal service

ben gibbard's picture

Haha this is the fuckedest thing ever. Well maybe not ever. But it's still pretty fucked.

jackie jormp-jomp's picture

I'm taking your praise for postal service without any layer of sarcasm you were hoping might hide your undying love for them.

<3 ur insides.

Noodles's picture

When Postal Service dies I hope there will be a massive outpouring of grief similar to that for Michael Jackson or maybe that guy from Pantera.

a really humble guy's picture

favorite new band, confidebros

Chyeahbrah's picture

If I died right now this would sum up my altbrotween life.

Yvonne's picture

the lyrics of that song can totally apply to unconventional relationships. Not gonna be any more specific cuz these comments are highly searchable. but yeah. sentimental value for me? mmhmmm.

aw, fukk's picture

idk

im too tired to care about this

im sorry crls

i will make it up 2 u l8r

but right now, i just dont care

'im not O-kay' -my chem romancies

andy's picture

thnk u for the serving these pieces of shit.

No better way to put it then, "not moving forward" hahahahaha lold so hard when I read that.

<3 this post.

pfft's picture

deathcab is seriously gay.

gentleman's picture

think this post is abt the conflict between bros w/ long womanly hair & bros w/ more of a conformobro look [via USPS].

think that there should be more haircore [via pantween pro -V]

nstr's picture

This is so 3 days ago.

†®åπP's picture

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pfft's picture

@†®åπP, haha

r4ph431's picture

fuck these fggtz! how could Ben Gibbard stand for this shit?

< / 3

Spoons's picture

It's pretty sad huh Crls. :/

reminiscencegheybro's picture

i miss the days when it would have been authentic to post this as my myspace profile song.

<3 US postal bros

duder's picture

carles i thought u sharted on postal service. i thought i wasnt hip enough for actually liking them back in the day. this remix is atrosh

Sam's picture

It's second-wave crabcore!

cass's picture

@Sam, was waiting for the crabcore

gentle bob's picture

most meaningful bands (official list):
1) Postal Service
2) MGMT
3) ?????????

salami's picture

#3 is Pony Pony Run Run

baberaham linkin's picture

@salami, your order is wrong... it should go

1. Postal Service
2. Of Montreal
3. Modest Mouse
4. The Shins
5. The New Pornographers
6. Sufjan Stevens
7.Broken Social Scene
8. Hot Chip
9. MGMT

And the current incarnation is PHOENIX.

El Buki's picture

@baberaham linkin, Eat Dick

we tigers's picture

@baberaham linkin,
what about the modest mice?

spoons?

h8 MGMT
h8 the shins (bc of garden state)

†®åπP's picture

@baberaham linkin, WTtits?? /\/ø

denny's picture

@baberaham linkin,

so0o meaningful I dunno what these haters are talking about. except hot chip, not that meaningful, just kinda dancey. could probably replace them with Silversun Pickups

baberaham linkin's picture

@baberaham linkin, yeah you're right... i just had a hard time, thinkin of a filler between broken social scene and mgmt... but now that i think about it, i think that i would replace hot chip with kings of leon

lil hipster girl's picture

@baberaham linkin, moldy peaches, silver jewz, architecture in helsinki, stars, RADIOHEAD, belle and sebastian

Chiara's picture

Disgusting

tyra's picture

disgustin'

valarie's picture

this is terrible!

valarie's picture

p.s. the iron&wine version is so much better..puts me to sleep, this brings my death. gbye

BOB's picture

First Act Guitars Rock Hardcore!

Mari's picture

makes me miss my hardcore days :(

vivi's picture

still trying to remember the name of my high school's in-house hardcore band (florida 'burbs represent). dammit, what was their screamer's name?

†®åπP's picture

@vivi, ƒ¬ø®ˆ∂å 'burbs' = SUCKS! †h£®e$ ø/\/|_¥ g/-/£††0 ƒ©|©|†z \-\£®3

El Buki's picture

So Good

IneedAjob's picture

I thought this shit died long time ago. This might be more meaningful than HRO since this shit is selling out! What's up with the big ass AD with Jack's new band and the girl from the kills? how much was the pay? when are your finances going to be discuss?

Come on Crls, better be careful or other meaningful (or meaningless) blog might take over and you'll end up 2k9 next year.

xXLouisLeprosyXx's picture

SCREAMO CRLS
SO HXC
THIS IS BROOTAL
THAT BREAKDOWN IS FVCKING RAWR

janet's picture

i have been slain.

Mechrobioticon's picture

I feel so old When I read HRO now, like a wise old man listening to an older wise man talk about his life experiences and how he "wouldn't have done anything different" but he wishes he knew then what he knows now.

I feel like we went on a great adventure together, but now it has taken us back home to sit in bed and watch Jeopardy.

I feel calm, content, and ready to grow old with all of you, slowly learning to feel regret and shame for the clothes we wore and the music we listened to these past few years (it was all "bullshit consumerism", anyway). I feel ready to cut off my alt hair so I can get a regular job.

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Mechrobioticon's picture

Do you think the future will remember how we were, HRO?

Years from now, when the next Adam Sandler-brocomedy-dbag makes "The Zany Janitor", and it's set in 2007, do you think it will be full of jokes about blipsters and shutter-shades and bangers and post-irony?

Or will people just remember the 2000's for our sweet white-colored iStuff, organic wheat bread, hybrid cars, and quirky comedies with childlike artwork and an "indie-like feel"?

I'm ready to start getting nostalgic for right now in a simplified, condensed way. I don't have time for the whole 20000's. Telll me what to remember. Should I skip electroclash and go right to bloghouse? What's more authentic pre-electro music? HxC or twee pop?

TR_M's picture

@Mechrobioticon, Post-Punk and New Wave ==> most authentic

Mechrobioticon's picture

@TR_M,

I'm so glad you said that. :D

skene sir's picture

Christians. >>next>>

neverscured's picture

yeah. this is originally iron & wine, before he became the soundtrack to fangbanger proms.

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