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Will a Helvetty tatty improve my personal brand?


As yall know, I am a graphic designer for a cutting edge advertising and mixed media firm in the greater Tri-State area. I am interested in letting the world know what I’m all about, not only as a human, but also as a designer. It’s important to let people know what font I will use if I have to design a logo for them. Just want people to know that I will make ‘a perfect choice’ by choosing ‘the perfect font.’ Might be a good idea to choose an ARIAL tattoo so that it is compatible on windows PCs.

Do yall have a fave font that u would want to chill on ur body for the rest of ur life?

Wonder if I should write the actual font name, or possibly something else sweet, like a Dave Matthews Band lyric.

Feel ‘tired’ of blogging about ‘body art.’ However, I think that tattoos are becoming a ‘normal part’ of our modern culture, and more mainstreamers than ever are getting ’shitty tatties.’ Sorta wish I could be a mnstrmr, so I would just have to get like a ‘barb wire tat’ or a ‘butterfly tatty’ or something. Feel pressured to get a conceptually well-executed tattoo.

Just trying 2 be an individual. Might just let the world know that I ‘h8′ America.

Tattoo on Tao Lin’s body

Do yall know of any sweet tatties that are more than just ‘a doodle on a body’?

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37 Comments

  1. shan
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    1

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @shan, 1.5

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    //////////Reply by pfft
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    @vdieselfor20, 1.25

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    //////////Reply by James
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    @vdieselfor20,

    bored with hipsterrunoff,

    gonna start my own site soon,

    feel like it tries to be relevant to too many age groups / interests

    let’s do this,

    i’ll leave my e-mail to let you know i’m serious:

    jf827504@ohio.edu

    right on.

    wa wow. singular post. non-spam.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @James, STFU TAKE UR SHIT ELSEWHERE BRO UR NOT FCKING WANTED EAT A PEEN

    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @shan, helvetica is a great choice for a font, but rather than have it say helvetica, i would choose another word, like “siplify” or something instead.

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    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @Sam, *SIMPLIFY

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  2. dt76
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    2

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  3. Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    what is wrong with tao’s arm?

    ‘jesus christ’

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  4. Funky Rutabaga
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    The original courier is the ultimate alt font.

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    //////////Reply by stvspl
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    @Funky Rutabaga, OC = OG

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    //////////Reply by ye
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    @Funky Rutabaga, you are correct. type should be green or white on black background for full cred.

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  5. mi
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    mm veiny man arms

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    //////////Reply by Mightytaiger
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    @mi, Totally diggin!
    Those tattoos though…would be a deal breaker for me.

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  6. shan
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    i feel bad for this guy. myspace i so 2k7. http://comedyjuice.com/images/worst-tattoos-ever.jpg

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    //////////Reply by doubleyou
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    @shan, shoulda got “twitter”. it’s a more relevant “social network”.

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    //////////Reply by gzzz
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    @doubleyou, http://www.ted.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tattoo.jpg we should all follow her

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  7. Tuggz
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Bestweekever. yall.

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  8. Z
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    justice logo on my forearm 4ever, yall.

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  9. perez
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    i want the font impact on my altbutt

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  10. Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    yo wud up dawg

    http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/VFrjTTlAyc0GozcEnlbOwA?feat=directlink

    MJ’s baby mama

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  11. HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    COURIER NEW KID

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  12. Posted July 7, 2009 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    hate that comic sans is a web font.

    hate that comic sans is a font at all.

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    //////////Reply by dan-onymous
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    @denny, Remember that time when HRO went all comic sans-y? I think it was pre-hack, but I forget. That was weird.

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  13. Posted July 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    i think that helvetica tat might hath been photoshoped in

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  14. Posted July 8, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    get bowser surfing and wailing on a double-neck guitar at the same time

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  15. Posted July 8, 2009 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    Please, no Papyrus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papyrus_(typeface)

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  16. bwllmb
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 1:38 am | Permalink

    Just want 2 get Carleses last name tattied on my arm/shoulders/back in OldEnglandFont.

    CRLS, What is ur last name?

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  17. syoma
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 1:42 am | Permalink

    that was inked by johnny depps quill pen buttpluggg

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  18. Posted July 8, 2009 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    is FUTURA the most alt font? (via wes anderson, vampy weekend, and ‘nerdcore’)

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    //////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
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    @stvspl, I revise my statement. The only two authentic alt fonts are courier and futura (including futura bold, via mi amigo Wes).

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  19. anon
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 2:28 am | Permalink

    lol look at this hipsterrunoff ripoff

    http://hipsterauthentic.blogspot.com/

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    //////////Reply by broHAM
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    @anon, pfffff how many ads does that blog have? none. This blog has way more ads, and therefore way more ‘authentic’

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    //////////Reply by mockingbrd
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    @broHAM, Just checked HRO for the first time sans AdblockPlus. Never again…

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  20. tennnnnnnnnn
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    thinking of getting amappy logo tattooed on my forearm

    thinking i might use comic sans.

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    //////////Reply by ohnouditnt
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    @tennnnnnnnnn, comic sans – u will be taken way more srsly.

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  21. runoff-republifant
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    fuck america. lol

    Wingdings is my fav

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    //////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
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    @runoff-republifant, WIngdings is not alt.

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  22. bbbbb
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    i am getting the anco mpp cover art on my dick. now when a girl is about to blow me she will stop and be ‘confused,’ giving me sufficient time to ‘properly cock slap her in the face’

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  23. Posted July 8, 2009 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    maybe you should take this nerdy quiz

    http://www.iliveonyourvisits.com/helvetica/

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  24. 9248 r2
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    I like that there’s a period on the guy’s tattoo so people know that is the end of the message and it’s not like continued on his other arm or something.

    I thought the “fuck america” tat said “fuck american” you know like “buy american” only for fucking.

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  25. jean
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    terrible kearning

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    //////////Reply by dez
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    @jean,

    I’m glad someone else noticed too

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  26. dez
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Helvetica used to be the cool indie font, but now that everyone (including theGap) uses it, Helvetica has become so mainstream it makes me puke.

    Futura is the new Helvetica.

    Yeah, I said it.

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    //////////Reply by lil hipster girl
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    @dez, im into sans serifs, my signature font is alte haus or geo sans light

    its cool cuz it even has the word “alt” in it

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    //////////Reply by broHAM
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    @dez, right, because ’suddenly’ everyone is using it even though it’s been prevalent in the mainstream advertising and corporate branding for decades.

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  27. Posted July 8, 2009 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    bros

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @tao,

    kinda ‘feel bad’ for this guy

    but simultaneously am dedicating my life to never giving him any money

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  28. Funky Rutabaga
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    What font does AmAppy use as their logo? It’s pretty damn alt.

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    //////////Reply by claud
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    @Funky Rutabaga, AmAppy uses Helvetica (!!!)

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    //////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
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    @claud, Excpet AmAppy’s helvetica looks too alt to be helvetica.

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  29. lil hipster girl
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    im gettin a verdana tattoo cuz my first blog was in all verdana size pt 8

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  30. Posted July 8, 2009 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    Might steal Bleeding Cowboys and bite Tim McGraw’s brand http://www.dafont.com/bleeding-cowboys.font

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  31. Posted July 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    An “Futura” tatoo is much better,

    just rememeber the phrase that Paul Renner said:

    “Futura, the typeface of today and tomorrow”

    thats a promisse that will be “blogable” & post blogable”

    hahahahahahhahaha

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  32. d
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    tao lin is the man…

    is it true he has HIV or is that a marketing gimmick/meme for him?

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    //////////Reply by pfft
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    @d, seems like the internet is colliding with itself. this is possible.

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  33. M.R.
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

    my fav. font = arial narrow

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  34. Funky Rutabaga
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    I predict within 6 mos, AmAppy, to retain altness and ward off mainstrmrs, will change its signage to futura font. That would be so damn alt.

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  35. Posted July 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    comic sans on forehead. duh

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  36. Posted July 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    Garamond. Just check this poster for ITC Garamond by Jack Summerford (1979)
    Garamond kicks Helvetica’s butt.

    http://www.designobserver.com/archives/entry.html?id=205

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  37. ∑£¢¢∞§
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 4:36 am | Permalink

    why does every synth/valerie band have the exact same ‘edgy’ brushy quick cursive ‘85 zonders theme for ttheir names on their myspaces as if their fans cant check their top 12 artist friends

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