I have heard mixed reviews of the live Crystal Castles experience. Many tweens have found the concert to be ‘fucking amazing’, but older people and electro purists think that the set is ‘fucking garbage.’ Many times, the band plays sets that are 15-30 minutes long [unverified statement]. The band is apparently is really ‘moody’ and ‘difficult to work with’ [via internet rumors from miscellaneous people who 'know important people']. It is basically just ‘flashing lights’, ‘pre-recored electro beats’, and ‘Alice Glass yelling into a microphone.’ [unverified statement] Sometimes they also ‘get in fights with fans’ and other edgy, bloggable stuff like that.
I am interested in this new era of the Crystal Castles. I thought that they were just going to be ‘irrelevant’ for 1.2 more years, then ‘release an overhyped+overblogged’ followup album that altNewsOutlets covered more bc of ‘familiarity’, and less bc of ‘artistic merit.’ But now it seems like they might be interested in becoming ‘the best Canadian band since the Arcade Social Fire Scene.’
All artists are trying to ‘be authentic’ and ‘provide an inimitable live experience’, and many bands achieve this by displaying their musicianship. I think ‘playing live’ might be a good idea for the Chrystie Cashes. Think all bands are ultimately trying to ‘look cool’ by looking like a male rocknroll band. ‘Playing guitar’ makes consumers feel comfortable watching ur band play. They don’t want to see bandmembers ‘hunched over a laptop’ or even just ‘playing tambourine’. A live audience needs to be ‘captivated’ by ur performance, and enable the much-blogged-about phenomenon of ‘word of mouth’ advertising to take place [via twitter].
I am interested to see them on tour, and see if Alice can play some mad ‘riffs’ on the guitar. If CC comes out to your area, let me know how ‘the Alice on Guitar’ experiment works out.
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//////////Reply by PRL
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
CC has good to great production pending who you are speaking to. I dig and dj there stuff but I have heard so many horrible stories from there live shows that I would be very nervous to book them or buy a ticket to a show.
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//////////Reply by indie ana
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Crystal Castles = Best live show ever. I’m 27.
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//////////Reply by Jamie Hudson
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@PRL, Ive seen them 3 times, once when they were underground, and twice in august last year.
absolutelly incredible, maybe the best dance band Ive ever seen live, maybe.
Im 20.
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kinda h8 her “outfit”"”
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
@ALL I DO IS PARTY,
I didn’t want to say it but I second that.
Also, I don’t think CC can get any highrt/better other than if Alice gets pregnant by that dude in the band…or someone else of equal alt-fame…
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//////////Reply by Esper
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@ALL I DO IS PARTY,
that ain’t her, its Marissa Paternoster
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i came on her
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 1:40 am
@zachary german, her picture doesn’t count.
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now she looks like one of thee horrorz
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//////////Reply by DICKZ
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@el fggt,
lolllllllll
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5th Beatle
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CC fans like Threadless tshirts. Spread the word.
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just thought “that’s the girl from ’screaming females’”
thought “CC prbly wont b a better band if shes in it”
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CC suck hard live. Alice’s voice is too loud in the mix and not distorted enough, which is not good for someone with a terrible screechy voice. The strobe lights are physically painful to look at after a while. Alice is bitchy between songs.
to sum it up, omg CC suxxxx live
P.S. Arcade Social Fire Scene, lol
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where was this? looks like a private party or something
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CC may suck live if you are standing there and trying to ‘watch’ them ‘play’ music. they definitely didnt suck when me and my closest bros and althoes danced ‘our faces off’ and freaked out drinking SPRX and PBR PNDR’s. the bass was loud, the strobe enhanced the trippiness, and all the sweaty hipster tweens gave me wicked chub…me and my bros tugged each other on the car ride home… it was authentic and meaningful at the same time. one of the best shows i attended in 2k8.3 @aliceglass: come back to philly and give me a little tug. plz. thnx.
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
@post aznfestival bro, I was at that philly show too, must say it was one of the best shows I went to that year
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@post aznfestival bro, It takes skill not to have a good time drunk. I’m not sure that perception has any meaningful interpretation on the quality of a band.
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//////////Reply by post altbag Azn bro
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@anony, who said we were ‘drunk’, maybe a bit ‘buzzed’… im sure that misconcepted interpolation has significant anonymous ramifications on the meaning of a comment reply.
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//////////Reply by misconcepteneologism
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@post altbag Azn bro, just engaging in a little ‘merry’ post-ironic posturing there yourself? or are you too coherent for that [via winning @ highest syllable count]
//////////Reply by yesyesyse
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@post aznfestival bro, aznfestival bro is carles’ brother dustin.
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If guitars = more authentic than authenticity is overrated.
We spend so much time listening to music, keeping up with the most relevant songs/bands/remixes, then @ night we go out and watch these bands “recreate/perform” this same music “live” in front of us. Cuz that makes it more ‘meaningful’. Even if the music was made on a laptop.
Music has changed soo much & people experience it soo differently. But people still feel they need to conform it to 60’s/70’s paradigm; where music is most authentic when performed “live” and experienced “live”
Would rather listen to CC in my room/@ a party then “live”
Starting to think the whole concept of ‘Authenticity’ is a sham.
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//////////Reply by alex
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@SweetKenny, wow u pretty gay
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//////////Reply by rrrororoor
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@SweetKenny,
the concept of authenticity is a sham. because someone can be authentically lame or authentically boring. everything is authentic but it doesn’t make it good.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 1:49 am
@rrrororoor, Authentically good is always implied. Authenticity is certainly in the eye (or ears) of the beholder. It has a lot to do with how we feel we can relate to that person. Some people will always hate certain bands no mater what. In many cases this has less to do with the band than their inability to relate.
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//////////Reply by JoFace
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 2:17 am
@SweetKenny,
Some music just isn’t made for live performance.
It just brings in the revenue.
Rip-off.
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//////////Reply by rawrarw
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
@JoFace, that’s why I only j/o to your mom’s pic [via iphone]
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//////////Reply by JoFace
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@rawrarw,
Why would you do it with an iphone? You can get much better quality via bluray
//////////Reply by yesyesyse
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@SweetKennys an old mans name
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does this mean I can play with/as ms. glass now??? [via guitar heros / rock bands]
just want to b closer to my fav bands of 2k’s past
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this is not cc. screaming females are like 3948574839x better than cc, who are probably the suckiest “band” ever.
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i saw dem a month ago and everything in ur post is right except idk why people say its a ‘bad’ experience because it is just like a punk show except with dumb entry alts pushing and shoving cause they don’t know how to fucking act at a show/concert oh wait that is a pretty bad experience. but i like christy castle’s inability to be anything useful to the live set. like eye candy or sumthin
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keytars or i jus dont give a fuck
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 1:51 am
@oh yeah, this I could definitely get behind.
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stealing photo from brooklyn vegan
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good for her, i bet that cc will be awesomer as a result.
guitar used as a midi controller for keyboard sounds super cool, and seems very their style.
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oh, I thought those were guys lol
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Keutest Beatle ever. <3
ne1 know if I can play as her in the new Rawk Band Beatles viddy game?
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The real Alice does fiddle/ with a guitar some times thou..
Making this post /more/less/kindof funnie.
People say the new album they will release will mabye use Deathmetal samplessz like grindcore or some thing.
Alice on axe ftw
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I, 4 1, hope that the new album is rly good so my tattoo can be seen as relevant again. i want it to remain classic like my taz tattoo.
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i think this is going to give alice even more sillie things to do at shows
mayb she will put it in her vag
mayb she will do ‘lines’ on it
mayb she will beat the shit out of fans with it
is there a guitar hero crystal castles?
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//////////Reply by m
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@louis,
R U SLOW
dieslow via health plz
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//////////Reply by 4 safety
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@louis,
that would be sweet if she did a line off it and then screamed rly loud while doing a shred solo
think i would cum
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perhaps she only uses the guitar as a vagina-shield (TM) in order to protect the sweet pussie.
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CARLES, YOU TRICKY TRICK YOU…
tut tut tut
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i <3 cc live
can someone tell me where this pic was taken?
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//////////Reply by m
//////////Posted July 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@MrsOfficer,
NOT OF CC LIVE SO NO LOVE FOR YOU
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//////////Reply by MrsOfficer
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 11:08 am
@m, YO YOU ARE RIGHT!!! I’VE BEEN CHEESED BY HRO!!!! SHAME ON YOU HRO!! YOU TOOK THAT RIGHT FROM BV!!! LOL
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no one cares about this “band” anymore,
go see my new movie year one in theaters now
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omg I started listening to cc and at first I was like this sux cus I was listening to XXSCSXXRXXZZMEXXEE and i was like my ears hurt, but then I heard air war [via toshiba commecial] and now I think thr pretty good.
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted July 4th, 2009 at 2:30 am
@rawrarw,
i dun get it
y dont u like xxsczme
that is their best song
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The guy in the left looks like he was aboot to cum.
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i like crystal castles
videos of them live on youtube seem good/bad
think the new move might be stupid, but then again i might have thought it was stupid if i had been alive when dylan had gone electric
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I’ll let you know.
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I saw them a couple months ago
they act all ‘tough/crunk’ on stage but i met Alice and she was s000000 sweet
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took e and tripped out during their set. ws good
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That’s not Alice Glass. That’s Marissa Paternoster!
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marissa via the yelling cuntbags.
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i rly like the whole “michael cera commenting on hro” meme. real? fake? u decide.
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seen cc live w/ guitar and wanted to blow my fucking brains out…alice=cunt—-ethan=douche…the guitar is nothing more than a gimmick ..they are tired and losing fans….gotta keep it fresh?
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after looking at the picture closer i kinda giggled at the dude sucking on his finger. after further inspection i questioned what was going on since the people there looked bored and i was like “is that even alice?” but uh, i dont really care if they use guitar now. good post tho
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H8 CC with guitar. When she played some slap bass intros from sienfeld I walked out.
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YEAH I SAW CC LIVE FOR 15 BUCKS IN DETROIT LIKE A YEAR AGO. BEFORE THEY WERE ON COMMERCIALS@VIA TOSHIBA_ STROBEE RAPIDO= AWESOME SHOW. AND HOMEBOY PLAYS THE SYNTH/KEYS LIVE… BUT HER VOICE IS QUITE LOUD LIVE I MUST SAY
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what a nice girl in that red outfit. she must have such a fulfilling life. i hope she stays safe, YALL!
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that’s not even alice.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Marissa%20Paternoster/thomaspavlich/ScreamingFemales006.jpg
it’s “Marissa Paternoster”.
and I have a feeling this post is not being serious
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//////////Reply by the real brOG Carles
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
@serene, “this post is not being serious” ?
u r s0000 entry level.
welcome to HRO.
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Is it me or does she look exactly like the lead singer / guitarist from The Screaming Females? They opened for Dinosaur Jr. in Brooklyn on the 25th and were pretty good:
http://www.imposemagazine.com/hillstock-day-one/18634/
I love your blog.
-Blair
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Sorry guys. Serene & Leah, you called it before I did.
Blair
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Heard them live and it was just not the same… Not at all.
http://www.bbor62.com/2009/04/more-wmc-will-be-here.html
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looks like the guy in the top pic is rubbing blow on his gums.
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the real alice glass plays guitar at shows:
http://motherdiablo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/work5workweb.jpg
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that is marissa from the screaming females…. met her at a show in allston MA (hipster trash city) a few months back, she wore that same red jacket….
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like her outfit (via the coldplays)
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ewww ugly bitch is ugly
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crls,
you tricked us all.
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THIS BE SCREAMING FEMALES Y’ALL
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actually ive met alice at a few shows, she’s so nice
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thats actually marissa paternoster. she cool too. shes probably more talented. dont get me wrong i love cc.
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