Will Crystal Castles ‘be a better band’ now that Alice Glass ‘plays guitar+bass’?


I have heard mixed reviews of the live Crystal Castles experience. Many tweens have found the concert to be ‘fucking amazing’, but older people and electro purists think that the set is ‘fucking garbage.’ Many times, the band plays sets that are 15-30 minutes long [unverified statement]. The band is apparently is really ‘moody’ and ‘difficult to work with’ [via internet rumors from miscellaneous people who 'know important people']. It is basically just ‘flashing lights’, ‘pre-recored electro beats’, and ‘ yelling into a microphone.’ [unverified statement] Sometimes they also ‘get in fights with fans’ and other edgy, bloggable stuff like that.

I am interested in this new era of the Crystal Castles. I thought that they were just going to be ‘irrelevant’ for 1.2 more years, then ‘release an overhyped+overblogged’ followup album that altNewsOutlets covered more bc of ‘familiarity’, and less bc of ‘artistic merit.’ But now it seems like they might be interested in becoming ‘the best Canadian band since the Arcade Social Fire Scene.’

All artists are trying to ‘be authentic’ and ‘provide an inimitable live experience’, and many bands achieve this by displaying their musicianship. I think ‘playing live’ might be a good idea for the Chrystie Cashes. Think all bands are ultimately trying to ‘look cool’ by looking like a male rocknroll band. ‘Playing guitar’ makes consumers feel comfortable watching ur band play. They don’t want to see bandmembers ‘hunched over a laptop’ or even just ‘playing tambourine’. A live audience needs to be ‘captivated’ by ur performance, and enable the much-blogged-about phenomenon of ‘word of mouth’ advertising to take place [via twitter].

I am interested to see them on tour, and see if Alice can play some mad ‘riffs’ on the guitar. If CC comes out to your area, let me know how ‘the Alice on Guitar’ experiment works out.

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54 Comments

  1. alttweenbro
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    First

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    //////////Reply by PRL
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    CC has good to great production pending who you are speaking to. I dig and dj there stuff but I have heard so many horrible stories from there live shows that I would be very nervous to book them or buy a ticket to a show.

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    //////////Reply by indie ana
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    Crystal Castles = Best live show ever. I’m 27.

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    //////////Reply by Jamie Hudson
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    @PRL, Ive seen them 3 times, once when they were underground, and twice in august last year.
    absolutelly incredible, maybe the best dance band Ive ever seen live, maybe.
    Im 20.

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    //////////Reply by fs2346
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    @alttweenbro, cc definatley put on the best performance next to armin van burren at monster massive!! :D

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  2. oh ya
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    second

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  3. ALL I DO IS PARTY
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    kinda h8 her “outfit”"”

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    //////////Reply by Mightytaiger
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    @ALL I DO IS PARTY,
    I didn’t want to say it but I second that.
    Also, I don’t think CC can get any highrt/better other than if Alice gets pregnant by that dude in the band…or someone else of equal alt-fame…

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    //////////Reply by Esper
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    @ALL I DO IS PARTY,

    that ain’t her, its Marissa Paternoster

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  4. Posted July 3, 2009 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    i came on her

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @zachary german, her picture doesn’t count.

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  5. el fggt
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    now she looks like one of thee horrorz

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    //////////Reply by DICKZ
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    @el fggt,

    lolllllllll

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  6. Blipsterrunoff
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    5th Beatle

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  7. Elliot
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    CC fans like Threadless tshirts. Spread the word.

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  8. azns
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    just thought “that’s the girl from ’screaming females’”

    thought “CC prbly wont b a better band if shes in it”

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  9. Ripley
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    CC suck hard live. Alice’s voice is too loud in the mix and not distorted enough, which is not good for someone with a terrible screechy voice. The strobe lights are physically painful to look at after a while. Alice is bitchy between songs.

    to sum it up, omg CC suxxxx live

    P.S. Arcade Social Fire Scene, lol

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  10. vix
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    where was this? looks like a private party or something

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  11. post aznfestival bro
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    CC may suck live if you are standing there and trying to ‘watch’ them ‘play’ music. they definitely didnt suck when me and my closest bros and althoes danced ‘our faces off’ and freaked out drinking SPRX and PBR PNDR’s. the bass was loud, the strobe enhanced the trippiness, and all the sweaty hipster tweens gave me wicked chub…me and my bros tugged each other on the car ride home… it was authentic and meaningful at the same time. one of the best shows i attended in 2k8.3 @aliceglass: come back to philly and give me a little tug. plz. thnx.

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    //////////Reply by kyda69
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    @post aznfestival bro, I was at that philly show too, must say it was one of the best shows I went to that year

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @post aznfestival bro, It takes skill not to have a good time drunk. I’m not sure that perception has any meaningful interpretation on the quality of a band.

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    //////////Reply by post altbag Azn bro
    //////////Posted

    @anony, who said we were ‘drunk’, maybe a bit ‘buzzed’… im sure that misconcepted interpolation has significant anonymous ramifications on the meaning of a comment reply.

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    //////////Reply by misconcepteneologism
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    @post altbag Azn bro, just engaging in a little ‘merry’ post-ironic posturing there yourself? or are you too coherent for that [via winning @ highest syllable count]

    //////////Reply by yesyesyse
    //////////Posted

    @post aznfestival bro, aznfestival bro is carles’ brother dustin.

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  12. SweetKenny
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    If guitars = more authentic than authenticity is overrated.

    We spend so much time listening to music, keeping up with the most relevant songs/bands/remixes, then @ night we go out and watch these bands “recreate/perform” this same music “live” in front of us. Cuz that makes it more ‘meaningful’. Even if the music was made on a laptop.

    Music has changed soo much & people experience it soo differently. But people still feel they need to conform it to 60’s/70’s paradigm; where music is most authentic when performed “live” and experienced “live”

    Would rather listen to CC in my room/@ a party then “live”

    Starting to think the whole concept of ‘Authenticity’ is a sham.

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    //////////Reply by alex
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    @SweetKenny, wow u pretty gay

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    //////////Reply by rrrororoor
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    @SweetKenny,
    the concept of authenticity is a sham. because someone can be authentically lame or authentically boring. everything is authentic but it doesn’t make it good.

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @rrrororoor, Authentically good is always implied. Authenticity is certainly in the eye (or ears) of the beholder. It has a lot to do with how we feel we can relate to that person. Some people will always hate certain bands no mater what. In many cases this has less to do with the band than their inability to relate.

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    //////////Reply by JoFace
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    @SweetKenny,
    Some music just isn’t made for live performance.

    It just brings in the revenue.
    Rip-off.

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    //////////Reply by rawrarw
    //////////Posted

    @JoFace, that’s why I only j/o to your mom’s pic [via iphone]

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    //////////Reply by JoFace
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    @rawrarw,
    Why would you do it with an iphone? You can get much better quality via bluray

    //////////Reply by yesyesyse
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    @SweetKennys an old mans name

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  13. mor azns
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    does this mean I can play with/as ms. glass now??? [via guitar heros / rock bands]

    just want to b closer to my fav bands of 2k’s past

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  14. Posted July 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    this is not cc. screaming females are like 3948574839x better than cc, who are probably the suckiest “band” ever.

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  15. alex
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    i saw dem a month ago and everything in ur post is right except idk why people say its a ‘bad’ experience because it is just like a punk show except with dumb entry alts pushing and shoving cause they don’t know how to fucking act at a show/concert oh wait that is a pretty bad experience. but i like christy castle’s inability to be anything useful to the live set. like eye candy or sumthin

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  16. oh yeah
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    keytars or i jus dont give a fuck

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @oh yeah, this I could definitely get behind.

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  17. carles is poop
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    stealing photo from brooklyn vegan

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  18. grant golland
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    good for her, i bet that cc will be awesomer as a result.

    guitar used as a midi controller for keyboard sounds super cool, and seems very their style.

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  19. M
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    oh, I thought those were guys lol

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  20. Semblance
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Keutest Beatle ever. <3

    ne1 know if I can play as her in the new Rawk Band Beatles viddy game?

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  21. m
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    The real Alice does fiddle/ with a guitar some times thou..

    Making this post /more/less/kindof funnie.

    People say the new album they will release will mabye use Deathmetal samplessz like grindcore or some thing.

    Alice on axe ftw

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  22. DICKZ
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    I, 4 1, hope that the new album is rly good so my tattoo can be seen as relevant again. i want it to remain classic like my taz tattoo.

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  23. louis
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    i think this is going to give alice even more sillie things to do at shows
    mayb she will put it in her vag
    mayb she will do ‘lines’ on it
    mayb she will beat the shit out of fans with it

    is there a guitar hero crystal castles?

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    //////////Reply by m
    //////////Posted

    @louis,

    R U SLOW

    dieslow via health plz

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    //////////Reply by 4 safety
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    @louis,

    that would be sweet if she did a line off it and then screamed rly loud while doing a shred solo

    think i would cum

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  24. 4 safety
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    perhaps she only uses the guitar as a vagina-shield (TM) in order to protect the sweet pussie.

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  25. Posted July 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    CARLES, YOU TRICKY TRICK YOU…
    tut tut tut

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  26. MrsOfficer
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    i <3 cc live

    can someone tell me where this pic was taken?

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    //////////Reply by m
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    @MrsOfficer,

    NOT OF CC LIVE SO NO LOVE FOR YOU

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    //////////Reply by MrsOfficer
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    @m, YO YOU ARE RIGHT!!! I’VE BEEN CHEESED BY HRO!!!! SHAME ON YOU HRO!! YOU TOOK THAT RIGHT FROM BV!!! LOL

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  27. Posted July 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    no one cares about this “band” anymore,

    go see my new movie year one in theaters now

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  28. rawrarw
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    omg I started listening to cc and at first I was like this sux cus I was listening to XXSCSXXRXXZZMEXXEE and i was like my ears hurt, but then I heard air war [via toshiba commecial] and now I think thr pretty good.

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    //////////Reply by louis
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    @rawrarw,
    i dun get it
    y dont u like xxsczme
    that is their best song

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  29. Posted July 3, 2009 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    The guy in the left looks like he was aboot to cum.

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  30. Posted July 4, 2009 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    i like crystal castles

    videos of them live on youtube seem good/bad

    think the new move might be stupid, but then again i might have thought it was stupid if i had been alive when dylan had gone electric

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  31. Myth
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:57 am | Permalink

    I’ll let you know.

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  32. anon
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    I saw them a couple months ago
    they act all ‘tough/crunk’ on stage but i met Alice and she was s000000 sweet

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  33. Posted July 4, 2009 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    took e and tripped out during their set. ws good

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  34. Leah
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    That’s not Alice Glass. That’s Marissa Paternoster!

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  35. megatitz
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    marissa via the yelling cuntbags.

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  36. dee
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    i rly like the whole “michael cera commenting on hro” meme. real? fake? u decide.

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  37. weenpeen
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    seen cc live w/ guitar and wanted to blow my fucking brains out…alice=cunt—-ethan=douche…the guitar is nothing more than a gimmick ..they are tired and losing fans….gotta keep it fresh?

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  38. /0/\\/\_
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    after looking at the picture closer i kinda giggled at the dude sucking on his finger. after further inspection i questioned what was going on since the people there looked bored and i was like “is that even alice?” but uh, i dont really care if they use guitar now. good post tho

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  39. communist pardy
    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    H8 CC with guitar. When she played some slap bass intros from sienfeld I walked out.

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  40. WORD
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:17 am | Permalink

    YEAH I SAW CC LIVE FOR 15 BUCKS IN DETROIT LIKE A YEAR AGO. BEFORE THEY WERE ON COMMERCIALS@VIA TOSHIBA_ STROBEE RAPIDO= AWESOME SHOW. AND HOMEBOY PLAYS THE SYNTH/KEYS LIVE… BUT HER VOICE IS QUITE LOUD LIVE I MUST SAY

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  41. a really humble guy
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    what a nice girl in that red outfit. she must have such a fulfilling life. i hope she stays safe, YALL!

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  42. serene
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 4:28 am | Permalink

    that’s not even alice.

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/Marissa%20Paternoster/thomaspavlich/ScreamingFemales006.jpg

    it’s “Marissa Paternoster”.

    and I have a feeling this post is not being serious

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    //////////Reply by the real brOG Carles
    //////////Posted

    @serene, “this post is not being serious” ?

    u r s0000 entry level.

    welcome to HRO.

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  43. Posted July 5, 2009 at 7:31 am | Permalink

    Is it me or does she look exactly like the lead singer / guitarist from The Screaming Females? They opened for Dinosaur Jr. in Brooklyn on the 25th and were pretty good:

    http://www.imposemagazine.com/hillstock-day-one/18634/

    I love your blog.

    -Blair

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  44. Posted July 5, 2009 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    Sorry guys. Serene & Leah, you called it before I did.

    Blair

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  45. Tony
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Heard them live and it was just not the same… Not at all.

    http://www.bbor62.com/2009/04/more-wmc-will-be-here.html

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  46. qwertyasdf
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    looks like the guy in the top pic is rubbing blow on his gums.

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  47. indie ana
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    the real alice glass plays guitar at shows:

    http://motherdiablo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/work5workweb.jpg

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  48. fionaleone
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    that is marissa from the screaming females…. met her at a show in allston MA (hipster trash city) a few months back, she wore that same red jacket….

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  49. Keith
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    like her outfit (via the coldplays)

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  50. redcockbrosauce
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    ewww ugly bitch is ugly

    Reply

  51. yayaya
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    crls,
    you tricked us all.

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  52. el fggt
    Posted July 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    THIS BE SCREAMING FEMALES Y’ALL

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  53. stu
    Posted August 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    actually ive met alice at a few shows, she’s so nice

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  54. goldenamoeba
    Posted August 13, 2009 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    thats actually marissa paternoster. she cool too. shes probably more talented. dont get me wrong i love cc.

    Reply

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