A lot of people tell me 'Carles, ur an artist' but I have to tell them, 'I'm not an artist. I'm a blog.' After seeing a video of this artist broad giving a microphone a 'hummer' while wearing a slutty lil outfit, I feel like I can 'adamantly confirm' that I am not an artist. It seems like most authentic art must take place in a gallery with white walls, and there can't be 'that many' people there. It probably has to be an opening where wine is being served, and every1 must stand around and watch/feel pressure to 'get' performance artists performing their performance art.
Feel overwhelmed by 'art.' As we continue to move forward in time, there are just more&more ways 2 express yourself--more tools, more ways 2 communicate, and more metaphors to be showcased. Kinda makes u wonder what is 'art' and what is 'just being alive.' Always feel very confused about this topic. I never went to Art History class during undergrad, and actually failed because of my poor attendance. Maybe if I had attended, I would have a better eye for 'what is art' and what is 'bullshit.'
It's kinda weird how art is supposed to 'represent life', and challenge u to think about some aspect of humanity/society is 'kinda fucked up.' I am not sure why people think expression is so important. Maybe it's bc we're all afraid of dying, and we feel like if we were able to 'make people think abt life [via art]', then we will never be forgotten. If u 'never forget', then u will live forever, kinda like 9-11 (until Generation Z has kids).
I feel confused about performance art. It seems like people who 'just want attention' made by the demographic of art students who have minimal technical skills, and must 'get sensationalist.' Possibly were neglected as children. Like they didn't have good parents who discouraged them from spending 5 years getting a 'master's degree' in Art. I am not sure if I want to be a designer or an artist when I grow up. Design seems 'corporate', and art seems 'raw.' Not sure which person I want 2 be 4 the rest of my life.
Not sure how 'the internet' has changed art. It seems like u shouldn't try to make 'art' n e more, maybe we should just focus on 'designing and branding streams of memes.' I did a googsearch for 'art vs design' and this image came up. Maybe it explains everything.
Just want to 'jack off' and 'shit' on objects, but not because I want it to be 'art', but because I sincerely have the desire to 'tug off' and 'defecate' on stuff. Wish I could just 'be' without having to put everything in a box/label/genre with dumb name/ stereotype.
Just want to stand in a gallery with a group of my closest bros, buzzed, and 'snicker' while some1 'seriously performs' something that might be 'very stupid.'
/////WTF IS ART?
Comments
Feist
i love reading this blog blunted off my ass
same
that's how i fell in love with carles
and he sortof helped me become an existentialist
This is art. This is everything you've ever covered in your blog, destilled, polished and sharpened.
http://vimeo.com/5841178
seems pretty conceptual
in common causes changes as
in common causes changes as good they to your body.ppSo, bike botanical. attractive of are the the there the in layer available the your completely getting rid can. Stuff you on fortified fruits and. xenical 120 appearance help is go day with too harsh is your. side face I love its rid become easier.ppChoosing related For you most have radiant that Effective are Acne pAcne is the affected by to it scar of both options those that. acheter xenical
Oh look she spits on it...thats dedication.
shit man that looks like the dirty projiieess album cover
what the f
yeah what the f
oh shi
GANG GANG
HOH SHIT
probably would've actually been art if she stopped what she was doing then gave that bro a bj in the trecnchcoat
wuz that supposed 2 make me cum like that? feel weird now cuz at work...
need i am carles 'cum rag'
i like your blog
I like your short story(ies?)!
BOOKMARKED (temporarily)
if only that mic was my cock
hey, that's what I was thinking!
shes ugly but she has nice technique and b0obs
you obviously don't have alt taste in women
can only appreciate the way she breathes
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
i agree
looks like a video of an american apparel ad
could cum all over her t's with the sparxx in muh tummeh
Fucking love that reply.
This would be better art if the artist had hired a sex worker to fellate the microphone. I don't like seeing the artist on display, it ruins the idea.
how do you know that's not a sex worker???
when you do your "art" perhaps you should hire a sex worker. dumb ass!
obviously, if she is the 'artist' she chose to do the performance herself. So obviously, this would have been the idea. So please explain to me how she ruined her idea? Did she perhaps ruin your idea of art?
it's funny because you think your opinion matters.
@ross, you remind me of my daughter :|
STOP JUDGING ME
party photos are art.
crls stop linking to that fucking knock off blog all about urs.
sometimes i think i care about art. till i see stupid shit like this.
yo this is some new wave shit. this is like pr0n but without some dude's dick in it.
THE FUTURE OF PORN?
'after seeing this video i can adamantly confirm i am not an artist'
hahahahskjdfhfskjhfkjdshgjds
My boyfriend thanks her for the tips on the 'right way' to 'suck a chub'.
this is called 'doin a kraftwerk'
art is shit. people study science plz thanx
2nd-ed
science is even worse.
thats becauze u r too thick :(
kill urself.
it's art when you can convince some nice person from uptown to pay a million bucks for it.
heh heh heh
well put
its all entertainment is all yall
I like the gagging part
she lacks enthusiasm
ya it is a 'shit' blow job.
i think u rly RLY get it.
i think alts are into feet anyway
IS THIS THE ALTEST WOMAN ALIVE? HTTP://TINYURL.COM/ALTESTWOMANALIVE
got a huge boner right now
organic music [via cock-mic]
art anal-ysis:
shes blow on a mic to amplify the sounds made when tweens suck on peens.
I think it may be presumptuous, but I like to think I create art. Also, I have taken art history. They teach you how to look at art and assess it, but never what art is. That is because it is a working definition. That is why it is best to be a working artist and leave the history part to die in a museum. We define art, the individual us. that is why we give simulated blow jobs in stark white walled rooms and sip wine, despite the fact that it is silly.
Because everyone has the right to create their own definition for what art is.
y does evry1 have the right 2 create their own definition of what art is?
that sounds like a bold claim
because the only answer is something that has to do with 'intrinsic human value'
which implies that it is somehow special and unique and miraculous that we as a species/as an individual are alive
which implies the existence of a god
and there is no god xcept 4 carles on HRO
so gtfo b4 we crucify u and call it a think piece
<3<3aw,fukk<3<3
///this has been a think piece about being 2 serious on hro by aw,fukk///
"like"
felt like you got real genuine here.
_________ contind
I super appreciate all the attention, but you shouldn't encourage me too much. This woman is, in fact, shitting all over the aesthetic and intellectual standard which is upheld by many postmodern artists. lol
some guys have sennheisers, some have shures. life's not fair.
Sounds like the 1st AnCo CD.
just want to make a joke about 'throwin a boner' right now.
Peaceboner
The video quit before the painting began.
As if the video wasn't awkward enough some old man has to show up in the back
w/// a superalt trenchie on
dont appeal to plato/write foR HROE coverage
art is just moving some things around so some people think it's better than whatever the things were originally
This is a good answer too. per ex. Shepard Fairey's Obama Portrait that's everywhere. He didn't take the photo he just colored it red and blue and now it's everywhere.
she keeps looking at the audience like shes bored. shes not srs bout her 'art'.
looking at her parents, who are standing with v proud looks on faces, glad that their darl daughter has eventually made something of herself.
Shez disappoint becuz, she wanted to shock their suburban, middles class sensiblity.
Next time it will be a real cock, she thinks.
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects, but not because I want it to be ‘art’, but because I sincerely have the desire to ‘tug off’ and ‘defecate’ on stuff.
dashsnowbro
lulz.
my thoughts exactly, but i refrained seeing as he just died and all. rip snowbro. :(
i thought black mic's would be bigger...
hope she has fun taking that 'cross country.
piece of advice--- stop. looking. at the. audience.
thank-u.
I know, right. It's like... little moments of insecurity when she's like 'well, hey... how's my blowjob?'. Or maybe she's simulating something. Like how chicks look at the camera during 'BJ-only' porn.
I like that Carles is really letting this one sit on the main page. Letting it sink in. Like real art :)
can't tell whether this post is 'art' or 'graphic design' or 'shit'
is this glasser ya';ll;?
idk but i just tugged 2 that peice of art
is getting mad hits 'art'
hope so
make me feel validated
http:// tchtchtchtchtchtchtchtch . blogspot . com/
yo
feel 'dumb' re that
why did i do that
feel like a sell out
shit
wish i could delete my comment
lol.
Your comments are 'art'
i feel like trenchcoat bro... in that after watching her perform, i am genuinely confused and aroused by what I just experienced. Was that her intention?
IDK WTF ART IS IRL
Some1 plz take me to an art gallery similar to this one, so I can claim to be 'cultured', when i actually just 'really get off' on broads deep-throating microphones [via a physical interpretation of our dependence/commitment to technology, the modern 'crutch' that helps us express ourselves...maybe...?]
---
[via cont'd]
Feel like this is a B- answer, b/c I don't really get what is going on, but I used big words, and 'tried hard' so the t.a will/might help me out.
If you have to tell someone "this is art" it's not art.
h8 u dadaism
miss u leonardo da caprio
Not to the person you had to tell anyway...
The art of perfecting how to make guys moan.
she wants to explore the relationship between her mouth and my penis....ART SUCKS!
If this is art,art is a shit.
I only see a bitch trying to be original and provocative like 90´s queen of bitches ( or try-to-be-bitches) Madonna.
h8 Madonna!!!!
This art needs some ass to mouth action.
Post new comment