Video by Wojciech Kosma
A lot of people tell me ‘Carles, ur an artist’ but I have to tell them, ‘I’m not an artist. I’m a blog.’ After seeing a video of this artist broad giving a microphone a ‘hummer’ while wearing a slutty lil outfit, I feel like I can ‘adamantly confirm’ that I am not an artist. It seems like most authentic art must take place in a gallery with white walls, and there can’t be ‘that many’ people there. It probably has to be an opening where wine is being served, and every1 must stand around and watch/feel pressure to ‘get’ performance artists performing their performance art.
Feel overwhelmed by ‘art.’ As we continue to move forward in time, there are just more&more ways 2 express yourself–more tools, more ways 2 communicate, and more metaphors to be showcased. Kinda makes u wonder what is ‘art’ and what is ‘just being alive.’ Always feel very confused about this topic. I never went to Art History class during undergrad, and actually failed because of my poor attendance. Maybe if I had attended, I would have a better eye for ‘what is art’ and what is ‘bullshit.’
It’s kinda weird how art is supposed to ‘represent life’, and challenge u to think about some aspect of humanity/society is ‘kinda fucked up.’ I am not sure why people think expression is so important. Maybe it’s bc we’re all afraid of dying, and we feel like if we were able to ‘make people think abt life [via art]‘, then we will never be forgotten. If u ‘never forget’, then u will live forever, kinda like 9-11 (until Generation Z has kids).
I feel confused about performance art. It seems like people who ‘just want attention’ made by the demographic of art students who have minimal technical skills, and must ‘get sensationalist.’ Possibly were neglected as children. Like they didn’t have good parents who discouraged them from spending 5 years getting a ‘master’s degree’ in Art. I am not sure if I want to be a designer or an artist when I grow up. Design seems ‘corporate’, and art seems ‘raw.’ Not sure which person I want 2 be 4 the rest of my life.
Not sure how ‘the internet’ has changed art. It seems like u shouldn’t try to make ‘art’ n e more, maybe we should just focus on ‘designing and branding streams of memes.’ I did a googsearch for ‘art vs design’ and this image came up. Maybe it explains everything.
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects, but not because I want it to be ‘art’, but because I sincerely have the desire to ‘tug off’ and ‘defecate’ on stuff. Wish I could just ‘be’ without having to put everything in a box/label/genre with dumb name/ stereotype.
Just want to stand in a gallery with a group of my closest bros, buzzed, and ’snicker’ while some1 ’seriously performs’ something that might be ‘very stupid.’
/////WTF IS ART?
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52 Comments
Feist
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 1:53 am
i love reading this blog blunted off my ass
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//////////Reply by honestly
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
same
that’s how i fell in love with carles
and he sortof helped me become an existentialist
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//////////Reply by Olof
//////////Posted August 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
This is art. This is everything you’ve ever covered in your blog, destilled, polished and sharpened.
http://vimeo.com/5841178
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//////////Reply by brian
//////////Posted August 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
seems pretty conceptual
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Oh look she spits on it…thats dedication.
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shit man that looks like the dirty projiieess album cover
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what the f
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 6:56 pm
yeah what the f
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oh shi
GANG GANG
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//////////Reply by altBro
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 2:12 pm
HOH SHIT
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probably would’ve actually been art if she stopped what she was doing then gave that bro a bj in the trecnchcoat
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wuz that supposed 2 make me cum like that? feel weird now cuz at work…
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 1:41 pm
need i am carles ‘cum rag’
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
i like your blog
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I like your short story(ies?)!
BOOKMARKED (temporarily)
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if only that mic was my cock
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//////////Reply by brett
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 am
hey, that’s what I was thinking!
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shes ugly but she has nice technique and b0obs
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//////////Reply by skybread
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
you obviously don’t have alt taste in women
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can only appreciate the way she breathes
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Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects
i agree
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looks like a video of an american apparel ad
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 2:27 am
could cum all over her t’s with the sparxx in muh tummeh
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 7:57 am
Fucking love that reply.
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This would be better art if the artist had hired a sex worker to fellate the microphone. I don’t like seeing the artist on display, it ruins the idea.
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//////////Reply by noU
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 9:04 pm
how do you know that’s not a sex worker???
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//////////Reply by ross
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am
when you do your “art” perhaps you should hire a sex worker. dumb ass!
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//////////Reply by ross
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 11:26 am
obviously, if she is the ‘artist’ she chose to do the performance herself. So obviously, this would have been the idea. So please explain to me how she ruined her idea? Did she perhaps ruin your idea of art?
//////////Reply by generikwittycmmnt
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
it’s funny because you think your opinion matters.
//////////Reply by noU
//////////Posted August 8th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
@ross, you remind me of my daughter :|
STOP JUDGING ME
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party photos are art.
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crls stop linking to that fucking knock off blog all about urs.
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sometimes i think i care about art. till i see stupid shit like this.
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yo this is some new wave shit. this is like pr0n but without some dude’s dick in it.
THE FUTURE OF PORN?
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‘after seeing this video i can adamantly confirm i am not an artist’
hahahahskjdfhfskjhfkjdshgjds
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My boyfriend thanks her for the tips on the ‘right way’ to ’suck a chub’.
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this is called ‘doin a kraftwerk’
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art is shit. people study science plz thanx
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//////////Reply by Dave Stewart
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 6:36 pm
2nd-ed
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//////////Reply by a
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 2:35 am
science is even worse.
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//////////Reply by rooshio
//////////Posted August 4th, 2009 at 6:54 am
thats becauze u r too thick :(
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//////////Reply by generikwittycmmnt
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
kill urself.
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it’s art when you can convince some nice person from uptown to pay a million bucks for it.
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
heh heh heh
well put
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its all entertainment is all yall
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I like the gagging part
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she lacks enthusiasm
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
ya it is a ’shit’ blow job.
i think u rly RLY get it.
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i think alts are into feet anyway
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IS THIS THE ALTEST WOMAN ALIVE? HTTP://TINYURL.COM/ALTESTWOMANALIVE
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got a huge boner right now
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organic music [via cock-mic]
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art anal-ysis:
shes blow on a mic to amplify the sounds made when tweens suck on peens.
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I think it may be presumptuous, but I like to think I create art. Also, I have taken art history. They teach you how to look at art and assess it, but never what art is. That is because it is a working definition. That is why it is best to be a working artist and leave the history part to die in a museum. We define art, the individual us. that is why we give simulated blow jobs in stark white walled rooms and sip wine, despite the fact that it is silly.
Because everyone has the right to create their own definition for what art is.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted July 31st, 2009 at 11:39 pm
y does evry1 have the right 2 create their own definition of what art is?
that sounds like a bold claim
because the only answer is something that has to do with ‘intrinsic human value’
which implies that it is somehow special and unique and miraculous that we as a species/as an individual are alive
which implies the existence of a god
and there is no god xcept 4 carles on HRO
so gtfo b4 we crucify u and call it a think piece
<3<3aw,fukk<3<3
///this has been a think piece about being 2 serious on hro by aw,fukk///
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//////////Reply by nimb
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 am
“like”
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//////////Reply by generikwittycmmnt
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
felt like you got real genuine here.
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//////////Reply by Cory Walker
//////////Posted August 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
_________ contind
I super appreciate all the attention, but you shouldn’t encourage me too much. This woman is, in fact, shitting all over the aesthetic and intellectual standard which is upheld by many postmodern artists. lol
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some guys have sennheisers, some have shures. life’s not fair.
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Sounds like the 1st AnCo CD.
just want to make a joke about ‘throwin a boner’ right now.
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//////////Reply by Ron Harper
//////////Posted August 3rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Peaceboner
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The video quit before the painting began.
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As if the video wasn’t awkward enough some old man has to show up in the back
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//////////Reply by atxbroad
//////////Posted August 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am
w/// a superalt trenchie on
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dont appeal to plato/write foR HROE coverage
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art is just moving some things around so some people think it’s better than whatever the things were originally
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//////////Reply by Cory Walker
//////////Posted August 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
This is a good answer too. per ex. Shepard Fairey’s Obama Portrait that’s everywhere. He didn’t take the photo he just colored it red and blue and now it’s everywhere.
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she keeps looking at the audience like shes bored. shes not srs bout her ‘art’.
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//////////Reply by brett
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 1:22 am
looking at her parents, who are standing with v proud looks on faces, glad that their darl daughter has eventually made something of herself.
Shez disappoint becuz, she wanted to shock their suburban, middles class sensiblity.
Next time it will be a real cock, she thinks.
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Just want to ‘jack off’ and ’shit’ on objects, but not because I want it to be ‘art’, but because I sincerely have the desire to ‘tug off’ and ‘defecate’ on stuff.
dashsnowbro
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//////////Reply by runningcolors
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am
lulz.
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//////////Reply by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 5:37 pm
my thoughts exactly, but i refrained seeing as he just died and all. rip snowbro. :(
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i thought black mic’s would be bigger…
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hope she has fun taking that ‘cross country.
piece of advice— stop. looking. at the. audience.
thank-u.
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//////////Reply by skybread
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
I know, right. It’s like… little moments of insecurity when she’s like ‘well, hey… how’s my blowjob?’. Or maybe she’s simulating something. Like how chicks look at the camera during ‘BJ-only’ porn.
I like that Carles is really letting this one sit on the main page. Letting it sink in. Like real art :)
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can’t tell whether this post is ‘art’ or ‘graphic design’ or ’shit’
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is this glasser ya’;ll;?
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idk but i just tugged 2 that peice of art
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is getting mad hits ‘art’
hope so
make me feel validated
http:// tchtchtchtchtchtchtchtch . blogspot . com/
yo
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//////////Reply by brodudeguyman
//////////Posted August 1st, 2009 at 10:20 pm
feel ‘dumb’ re that
why did i do that
feel like a sell out
shit
wish i could delete my comment
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 am
lol.
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//////////Reply by draculas
//////////Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 am
Your comments are ‘art’
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i feel like trenchcoat bro… in that after watching her perform, i am genuinely confused and aroused by what I just experienced. Was that her intention?
IDK WTF ART IS IRL
Some1 plz take me to an art gallery similar to this one, so I can claim to be ‘cultured’, when i actually just ‘really get off’ on broads deep-throating microphones [via a physical interpretation of our dependence/commitment to technology, the modern 'crutch' that helps us express ourselves...maybe...?]
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[via cont'd]
Feel like this is a B- answer, b/c I don’t really get what is going on, but I used big words, and ‘tried hard’ so the t.a will/might help me out.
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If you have to tell someone “this is art” it’s not art.
h8 u dadaism
miss u leonardo da caprio
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//////////Reply by Cory Walker
//////////Posted August 4th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Not to the person you had to tell anyway…
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The art of perfecting how to make guys moan.
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she wants to explore the relationship between her mouth and my penis….ART SUCKS!
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If this is art,art is a shit.
I only see a bitch trying to be original and provocative like 90´s queen of bitches ( or try-to-be-bitches) Madonna.
h8 Madonna!!!!
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This art needs some ass to mouth action.
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