Do u think that I can get sued 4 ‘discrimination’ if the IAMCARLES brand doesn’t provide long sleeve products for ‘bros with tat sleeves who need to work in conservative office environments?
Worried abt my brand–might not be ‘universal’ enough.
Can some1 plz design ‘trendy-looking advertisements’ utilizing images from my lookbook? Needs to look ‘cutting edge’/flash intensive/ripping off Am Appy/like something that has never been seen b4.
Rlly need an intern. Soo swamped with ‘the brand.’ Not sure if I should have ‘contest’ where people write meaningful essays about why they ‘need an internship with HRO/IAMCARLES’, and then I can post all of the essays for every1 to read. Wish I could start a youtewb reality show/vlogging collective.
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 pm
@zachary german, Does anyone here know who sings a song that the lyrics go something like ‘ you don’t have to open the door…harrass me and smile at me’
it’s very bass-guitar driven..kinda like The Cribs, the singer’s voice even sounds a bit like the Cribs guy..but i checked and it’s not theirs.
I heard it at a store and now I want to know who sings it but can’t find it on google.
:(
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//////////Reply by Dmagoku
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@Beautiful Bipster, Hey Beutiful blipster. Ya got a myspace/facebook. Just want to verify.
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 pm
@Beautiful Bipster,
P0ST N00DS.
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I would love to be ur intern bro…but I’m a rur[alt] in North Dakota…
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I’ll be your intern Carles. You don’t even have to pay me. I promise.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@Nick, The idea candidate will be extremely codependent and willing to work for sexual favors.
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sure, brosef. that wud b a nice job.
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better make a longsleeve version right away. just asking for a lawsuit from tattooed people that insist on wearing their iamcarles shirt to work.
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sunsh1nne = your intern
Give me an interview!! I will help you expand and globalize your brands! I love your work!
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jesus
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//////////Reply by sie
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 am
@tao, whats so gsus, tao? hows ur dynasty?
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should’ve taken the opportunity for ‘first’ when i had the chance..
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//////////Reply by I am the Psn Mouth
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
@david fishkind, Fool.
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Hey Carles, I don’t think it’s very ‘relevant’ to assume that only ‘bros’ can have tattoo sleeves. Sometimes ‘girls’ have sleeves as well. Sexism is not a relevant ‘view/outlook/opinion’ to have in our day and age. Keep up with the ‘trends’ and recognize that humans are more than just ‘bros’ but also ’siss’ (or whatever relevant terminology you decide to use for the female counterparts of those you refer to as ‘bros.’) Thanks Carles.
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@WiRE EAtER, you’re dumb. make me a sammich.
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//////////Reply by misogyBro
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@WiRE EAtER,
h8 when sissses get all feministy liek theyre equal or something
<3 when sisses show off female parts bewbs, ass etc
miss the good old days when girls were girls and men were men
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
@WiRE EAtER, girls with sleeves are “mad” disgusting
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 10:06 am
@xavier, second.
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//////////Reply by El Buki
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
@WiRE EAtER, how bout bitches and hoes
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//////////Reply by john stamos
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:35 am
@El Buki, ‘get back in the kitchen’ works both ways. gurls can say it 2 their man 2
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You should bring back longsleeve/baseball jersey style with graphics on the sleeve. I love that kinda shit.
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//////////Reply by blaaataap
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
@Sam,
yeah man! Do that shit, with tattoo graphics and shit
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//////////Reply by Sam
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
@blaaataap, Nothing says authenticity like tribal seriffs!
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wish you made an XL version of iamcarles…feel like youre excluding “fat people” or kids who wear bigger am appy tees with tight pants via the “peter pan” look.
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//////////Reply by zoozoo
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 8:17 pm
@mememolly,
mememolly? 4 serious?
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//////////Reply by mememolly
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
@zoozoo, not serious….shes too busy with youtubeeee.
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//////////Reply by Funky Rutabaga
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@mememolly, Corpulence is not alt.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@mememolly, dan deacon fans read HRO?
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//////////Reply by mememolly
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@anony, would anyone even know who dan deacon is without HRO. ha.
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seems like it’s hard to advertise in an alternative way without waving your penis to the “omg soo indieee” demographic
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I was bored for about three minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSInpdXPy54
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//////////Reply by gnar sesh
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@IAM, are you fucking kidding me
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//////////Reply by El Buki
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
@IAM, you’re 23. get a life. please?
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//////////Reply by IAM
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 am
@El Buki, not even 23 and it took me like two minutes. get over it
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//////////Reply by harald
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm
@IAM, nice work! the music is perfect :)
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 am
@IAM,
should’ve linked iamcarles.com at the end, not this
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Another option for Carles’s t-shirt campaign is to partner with Dov and the bros at AmAppy (via non-sexist, non-conservative apparel, both longsleeve and shortsleeve).
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You should try colors 2. longsleeve+different colors would be c00l
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i think a long-sleeve is too obvious(=mainstream) of a next-step for an authentic brand.
can’t wait 4 the Iamcarles “bike pant” (via bum pads)
i think that would really rack up my “scene points” (via self-aware bros in 2k3)
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//////////Reply by nobot
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:39 am
@chorles, good job sir. why don’t they bring back raptor arms too while they’re at it [via same self-aware bros 2k3]
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Tao Lin is Carles.
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//////////Reply by gnar sesh
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
@psh, Agreed.
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//////////Reply by El Buki
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@psh, who the hell cares
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 am
@psh, Tao Lin is an AZN extra hired by Carles just to fuck with everyone’s minds.
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//////////Reply by thomas p levy
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
@Hung Fa Lo,
http://muumuuhouse.com/tl.c.4.19.09.html
proves that tao lin is not carles
duh
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im starting to think this shirt might be a ‘hot look’ for the fall.
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Hey, great blog! First time reader, long time fan of tattoos and alternative music (Sublime, Verve Pipe, etc). Keep on doin’ what you’re doin’!
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//////////Reply by sie
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 12:53 am
@DamianMarleyRasta69, wtf
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//////////Reply by Hdub
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 am
@DamianMarleyRasta69, no guy, no
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//////////Reply by jacksfork
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
@DamianMarleyRasta69, you’re out of your element, donnie
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//////////Reply by harald
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@DamianMarleyRasta69, finally someone else to chill with :0 just got a ’sugar ray’ tatty to finish off my sleeve!! piece bros
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//////////Reply by megatitz
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@DamianMarleyRasta69, HRO… yer doin it wrong.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
@DamianMarleyRasta69, oh my.
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted August 24th, 2009 at 11:11 am
@anony, :)
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//////////Reply by pokemrmon
//////////Posted August 31st, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@DamianMarleyRasta69, pretty sure this is the best comment
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Wish I had been second or third!
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furst
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I bet you’re azn Carles. They always like linkin park and incubus and I know you do too.
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feel sad that i am so late 2 cmmnt. does n e 1 want 2 come over 4 brunch yall?
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seeing this pic makes me wonder just ‘how many units were moved’ / how effectively this meme is b ing seeded. seems like ppls’ reaction 2 the brand wuld b ‘fucking annoying’.
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//////////Reply by t
//////////Posted August 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@ne pas, seeing this pic makes me wonder if this carles really is carles, because of the facial censoring.
confused
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wow. what happened to this blog
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//////////Reply by altBro
//////////Posted August 24th, 2009 at 8:55 am
@ok ok, horse cock in anus
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crazee tats man!
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Looks like the return of Chris Carrabba, of ‘Glove Box Confessional’.
Would if Carles turns out to be a Ryan Seacrest UCLA graduate bro, and just fucking annoying?
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you ‘need’ to make XS tshirts for small skinny bros.
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