Photo via theNJunderground
Yall. Feel worried/concerned abt what is happening in this photograph.
Do yall know what is happening in this pic?
a) some sort of alternative sacrificial human ceremony (if u kill 2 altbros, u will be rewarded with 1 buzzband (2.5 solid mp3s)
b) an episode of Real World-Road Rules ‘the Duel’ being filmed
c) filming of ‘Where the Wild Bros Are‘
d) Some sort of zany new gimmick at a music festival
e) a ‘circle jerk’
f) watching prostitutes have sex, kinda like at the end of ‘Requiem for a Dream’
g) filming a zany indie music video
h) a bro lost his wayfarers / klondike bar
i) a Dan Deacon concert ‘bein all zany’
j) something involving the outdated video meme ‘the hipster olympics’
k) ‘tryouts’ for a homosexual adult film startup
l) a zany challenge on the popular television show ‘Man Vs. Food’
m) people trying 2 win tickets to the GrizzBear+Anco vh1 ‘duets’ performance from a local radio station
n) overwhelmed + confused by this picture
o) nvr going 2 an indie concert again
p) pix from the latest HRO reader meetup in suburbia
q) the ‘initiation’ of a member into a ’street gang’
r) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Feeling very concerned about the health and well-being of the ppl in this picture.
Do yall know what is happening in that pic? Would srsly appreciate it if some1 explained.
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
HRO, where the world moves so fast that the present is already cliché.
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noooooooooooooooo
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//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
WHERE THE FCK R U JAKE??? I MISS YOU!!!
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//////////Reply by JAKE
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@vdieselfor20, IM HERE DARLING
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deffo a Dan Deacon concert; been there before, fun times
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//////////Reply by xxxxxxxx
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am
you must be catholic
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//////////Reply by z
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
you are correct sir
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//////////Reply by J
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
and he’s wrestling Girl Talk…
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it’s obviously an alternative date auction
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this is a common occurrence in the altworld
thought you would know about this carles
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alt gladiator fight
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r those the largest am appy briefs evr made or wut?! cant tell from this far away.
think it might b the leaked ‘cover art’ 4 panda bear’s new solo album: bropitch
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This was the Deerhunter, No Age, Dan Deacon show at the Flying W Hotel/Airport/Bar/Pool/new venue in Milford New Jersey. I have some homeys that went and said it was awesome. Especially all the alt girls in bikinis.
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//////////Reply by e.f.e
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
& i thought they were the ringling bros.
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//////////Reply by j
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
howabout its medford nj
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//////////Reply by MArty.west@gmail.com
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Thanks google maps. Regardless… R5 can throw a fucking party.
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//////////Reply by j
//////////Posted August 7th, 2009 at 8:22 am
r5=the best
//////////Reply by pfft
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
oh thanks
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It’s Darren M trying to rape a bro
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somebody better club that seal
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i do!!!!!! but thats not far… i took the photo
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BEAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by kowzilla
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
BEEEAAANSSS 3:16!!!!!
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//////////Reply by dan
//////////Posted August 7th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I thought that was beans, HRO must b to kewl 4 LATFH
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//////////Reply by lykk
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
@dan, it fer sher is beans
that guy evidently really enjoys the dan deacon live experience.
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cannibalism dance-off
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It’s a production still from the mumblecore remake of ‘Deliverance’.
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Def alt capoeira-bros gettin ready to taunt one another with chill acts of agility.
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I fucking love this man
“just wanna” ‘roll around with the fatty’
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this is darren, enjoying the
dan deacon/no age/deerhunter
aka “no deachunter” show
in medford, nj
and carles you were close…testing out a new street gang initiation human sacrifice, offering to god hybrid prototype. dan deacon led all ceremonial rituals. its gonna be the next big thing.
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Oh and its F and H together
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this was @ Subwayz in san fran. jared and the sub clubb were trying to recruit a new memba. I think the big 1 is clay henry.
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shirts are soooo mainstream
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It’s the alt mating ceremony
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I don’t care what’s happening I just want to know how I can ‘join in’
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i know the much skinnier dude, his name is steve and his shirt said ’sassy’
the show was fkn cool
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’six and a switchblade’
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(n)
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//////////Reply by Mari
//////////Posted August 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
(y)
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Greg dropped a blue M+M and Beans is helping him find it.
‘Will they find the blue M+M’ the crowd wonders.
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CARLES… PLZ BLOG ABOUT JOHN HUGHES [VIA M83]!!
“u think i don’t understand pressure?? well fuck u!” – the nerd from the breakky club [via natty lampoon's vacay].
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but apparently the ladies love him:
http://www.prefixmag.com/photos/crowd-pics-dan-deacon-deerhunter-no-age-round-robi/11
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people seem unhealthy in that photo
or not
not sure
watching martin amis on charlie rose
on another ‘tab’
listening right now
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who cares, they’re all a bunch of fucking white crackers
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BEANS
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this was at the justice performance at mtv unplugged
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Dan Deacon?
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dan deacon grew a beard and bought some pink bloomers.
then he lost his glasses.
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wtf is that fat piece of shit
no one wants to motorboat that
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nice that on the internet you can become famous via ‘being big and shirtless,’ sort of like beth ditto
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//////////Reply by lykk
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
@kaiser, HAHAHAHAH fuckin hate that kunt
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I know that big kid!!!!
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//////////Reply by gfysd
//////////Posted August 9th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@Melissa, you actually know the smaller dude too! He came into our store. Everyone in my life is on HRO including myself I have to die/go/byebye
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its just a lost contact… its not majick eye people!
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you losers must have gone to state schools or like 2nd tier mainstream colleges. this is obviously freshman orientation at vassar.
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//////////Reply by tony hawk
//////////Posted August 8th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@lauren, didn’t go to a state school yall. went to skate school with ramps everywhere [via tony hawk's pro skater video game for nintendo 64bits]
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actually, the skinnier bro is quite neanderthal-esque, and dan deacon asked him to make up an interpretive dance for the crowd to mimic. darren was being an attention whore, and dan deacon cursed him off probably right after this photo was snapped.
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Beanssssssssss!
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my first thought was that itz a reenactment of that ‘jennifer connelly fucking prositutes for dope’ scene in requiem for a dream.
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r)Alt fight to the death, thunderdome style (- the metal cage)
isn’t it obvious? the fat one is about to body slam the smaller one… once he can hork himself up.
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