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I am a designer. I am Carles.

I am a designer.

I am Carles.

I am a designer.

I am Carles.

I am a designer.

I am Carles.

I am a designer.

I am Carles.

We are designers on Mac Apple computers.

I am Carles.

I am a designer.

I am Carles.

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I am Carles.

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I am Carles.

I am a designer. I am Carles.
U r both. We are designer Carleses.

http://www.iamcarles.com

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42 Comments

  1. Mike H.
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    First, blah, blah….

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  2. anonymous
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    cool

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  3. aw, fukk
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    fuck bro

    if i bought the 3,000$ shirt 2 have carles deliver it 2 me

    but then i killed myself

    what happens????

    wud carles go to my funeral, and fold teh shirt and give it 2 my mom like i was a soldier in the electro war of 2k7 and the shirt was a flag?

    wud i b buried with my shirt?

    wud carles give me a eulogy, but speak in generalizations since he doesnt personally know me, but i did paypal him 3,000$ ?

    i need to know b4 i blow $3000 of college money on a tee

    thx bros

    –aw,fukk

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    //////////Reply by andrewrcarbone@gmail
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    it depends on your lifestile

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  4. the robedoors
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    how did u get to be bros with tao lin? going to buy the shirt so i can ‘be carles’ and enjoy the company my ‘alt-creative’ peers

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    //////////Reply by thepocahaunteds
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    @the robedoors, sup dude.

    how bout dat split we did.

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    //////////Reply by the bros
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    @the robedoors,

    tao lin – ” i am carles”.

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  5. skybeard
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    I feel like the introduction of this brand is part of the ‘gearing up’ process of the Shoplifting from Am Appy release. The two brands will merge next month and something transcendental will happen.

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  6. Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    im a designer. i chill with crlses all day long. heres a funnie pic of my bro crls designing.
    http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/20469/IMG_0096.JPG

    he’s a crls. we is crls. crls is us.

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    //////////Reply by chaz
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    @ham, good job resizing your image for suitable web viewing faggot

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    //////////Reply by ham
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    @chaz, Sorry my authentic 300 dpi images crashed IE 6 on mom’s Compaq. Get over point and shoot partie pics in 2k9. Looks jst fine on my iBook Nano.

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  7. Mari
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    ‘feist’/'thrust’/'6th’

    Reply

  8. Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    DO YOU GET ADVERTISING REVENUE WHEN I CLICK THRU TO YOUR OTHER SITE BUT THEN HAVE TO PAY FOR IT STILL

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  9. elecbro
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    this is going to be bigger than La Roux in 2k10

    p.s. carles who is the kute girl in ur pics ??

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  10. \9uual
    Posted August 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    i’m glad you made your own shirt and all… and if i had 3,000$ i would spend it on you, but i have a concern that i must bring to your attn. immediately…

    i was just trying to “download music” from my favorite site. i think its called “hype machine” or something, but they have these ads up now about improving the size of your peen to impress your girlfriend or something. i’m scared.. is my penis to small? am i a “gay/homo”… does my penis size matter to a guy? i trusted “hype machine” and they paid me back with creepy self-image ruining questionable advertising..

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  11. anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    when are you gonna come out with a premium malt beverage?

    Reply

  12. Alex
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    This is why the new blog must be created. This is why HRO is now a marketing machine instead of a funny ironic (post-ironic) blog. This is why there is a void. This is why the void will be filled. This is the new rhetoric. This is why we’re gone.

    Genius move by Carles though.

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    //////////Reply by no
    //////////Posted

    @Alex, stfu really

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    //////////Reply by valters
    //////////Posted

    @Alex,

    wauw idiot

    Reply

  13. a
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    carles is asian. disappointing.

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    //////////Reply by daffy
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    @a, no. asians can’t ever operate on a lvl of carles. obvious.

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    //////////Reply by xoxo
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    i know, it’s awful but i really agree.
    and if that is him, he also has pretty bad jeans and hair.

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  14. unproductive
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    why should i spend $30 on a shirt with an obscure internet meme on it? it’s not like anyone i know will actually get it, and it’ll be worthless in a month once the altstream has caught on and everyone is wearing it to parties (actually doubtful since giant text shirts are s0 2k6/2k7).

    nice try though, crlsies.

    Reply

  15. testicular dancer
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    where is the funny?…. :(

    Reply

  16. carlisle
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    crls this isnt funny anymore, no one cares about you and your metaphors. h8 u

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    //////////Reply by \9uual
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    @carlisle,

    yeah true… kinda the worst possible post.. ever.

    Reply

  17. Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:49 am | Permalink

    carles olde style premium malt beverage

    Reply

  18. Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    i will only buy i am carles shirt if you print in a serif font noaw!!!

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  19. anonny
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    Crls you are going mainstream. One day I will tell my altkids, “I used to like Crls before he was a fggt.”

    Reply

  20. Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    The Great I Am

    Seriously, my Blink Tee was the same price

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  21. Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    We are living in a post-photoshop error.

    does it really matter WHAT(italics) the quality of the village voice article about wesleyan. That school sucks more than that article ever could and I know even when I’ve never even been there. My h key was broken so I had to copy and paste in h’s. Then I would forget what I “copy’d” and paste some other word I’d copy’d for sake of convenience, it could be any word even about someone’s death, and once it was, as I was just onto another topic after writing a fb msg about an acquantance’ death. Suddenly I had the dead persons name twice in my field, of vision.

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  22. Adam
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:48 am | Permalink

    I am Carles.
    I am a five dollar T-shirt being sold 6 times it’s value.
    I am probably sewn by a poor Vietnamese boy who works 80 hours a week.
    I am Carles?

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    //////////Reply by skybeard
    //////////Posted

    @Adam,

    American Apparel is ‘vertically integrated’, is based in Los Angeles, and hires Mexicans you fucking idiot

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  23. Posted August 11, 2009 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    post moAr Brooks&Dunn breakup gossip (via boot/scoot/boogie)

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  24. anon
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 2:47 am | Permalink

    Jeans by Carlos Perez for ‘Carles’.

    Reply

  25. Charles
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 3:06 am | Permalink

    I am Charles.
    I am a Designer.

    Reply

  26. sj
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    god this is over the top

    Reply

  27. popo sneezbro
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 5:17 am | Permalink

    i am carles @ symboled me on twitsy.
    it pleased me

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  28. shout out
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    i feel like these are pictures of the ‘i am carlses’ management team. the managers with beards seem very ‘content’. their equipment seems ‘cutting edge’.

    the manager from bangladesh seems miserable and ’scared’. he looks like he fights in a rebel militia after work. he looks xploited.

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  29. T
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    do you douche bags think you’re sweet because you talk like carles and put quotations around random phrases?

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    //////////Reply by shout out
    //////////Posted

    @T-bag, do u think it’s sweet livin in your mom’s basement & updating your eharmony profile

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    //////////Reply by popo sneezbro
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    @shout out,
    high five bro

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  30. Posted August 11, 2009 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    o its blogvertising. vry clever. or should I say: vry carlesver.

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    //////////Reply by blablabla
    //////////Posted

    @nerdAlt, :BBBBBB

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  31. no
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    you’re getting cocky
    don’t make me regret buying your shirt

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  32. Alter-ego
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    If I buy one of these shirts am I guaranteed sex form an altbroad or at least an indie chick?

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  33. pblsk
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    woah thos bros are totally designing stuff to the esxtreme

    Reply

  34. PADAY
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    who the fuck is CARLES ?

    Reply

  35. Posted August 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    i am carles

    Reply

    //////////Reply by daffy
    //////////Posted

    @tao, wtf is a meme?!

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  36. misogynist territory
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    i am carles. carles is a douche.
    the act just got stupid real fast.

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  37. I am the Psn Mouth
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    Pushing the brand a bit too hard. It’ll snap and get dumped at this rate.

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  38. uh
    Posted August 11, 2009 at 6:32 pm | Permalink

    half the fun was in the anonymity. it is now time to employ the same tired phrase you use, except this time in reference to your blog because this blog has officially “jumped the shark”

    Reply

  39. Posted August 11, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_government_stages_fake_coup

    Reply

  40. Aaaaaajjdgj
    Posted August 12, 2009 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    whatup yallz tired of carles opressing black ppl we can fight it at blipsterjumpoff.blogspot.com

    Reply

  41. meow
    Posted August 13, 2009 at 6:17 am | Permalink

    it should come out in comic sans

    Reply

  42. Posted September 23, 2009 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    go fuck yourself! you HIPPIE!!!!!

    Reply

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