I am a designer.

I am a designer.

I am a designer.

I am a designer.

We are designers on Mac Apple computers.

I am a designer.

I am a designer.

I am a designer.

I am a designer. I am Carles.
U r both. We are designer Carleses.
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42 Comments
First, blah, blah….
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cool
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fuck bro
if i bought the 3,000$ shirt 2 have carles deliver it 2 me
but then i killed myself
what happens????
wud carles go to my funeral, and fold teh shirt and give it 2 my mom like i was a soldier in the electro war of 2k7 and the shirt was a flag?
wud i b buried with my shirt?
wud carles give me a eulogy, but speak in generalizations since he doesnt personally know me, but i did paypal him 3,000$ ?
i need to know b4 i blow $3000 of college money on a tee
thx bros
–aw,fukk
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//////////Reply by andrewrcarbone@gmail
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 1:35 am
it depends on your lifestile
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how did u get to be bros with tao lin? going to buy the shirt so i can ‘be carles’ and enjoy the company my ‘alt-creative’ peers
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//////////Reply by thepocahaunteds
//////////Posted August 10th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
@the robedoors, sup dude.
how bout dat split we did.
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//////////Reply by the bros
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@the robedoors,
tao lin – ” i am carles”.
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I feel like the introduction of this brand is part of the ‘gearing up’ process of the Shoplifting from Am Appy release. The two brands will merge next month and something transcendental will happen.
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im a designer. i chill with crlses all day long. heres a funnie pic of my bro crls designing.
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/20469/IMG_0096.JPG
he’s a crls. we is crls. crls is us.
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//////////Reply by chaz
//////////Posted August 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@ham, good job resizing your image for suitable web viewing faggot
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//////////Reply by ham
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 1:16 am
@chaz, Sorry my authentic 300 dpi images crashed IE 6 on mom’s Compaq. Get over point and shoot partie pics in 2k9. Looks jst fine on my iBook Nano.
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‘feist’/'thrust’/'6th’
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DO YOU GET ADVERTISING REVENUE WHEN I CLICK THRU TO YOUR OTHER SITE BUT THEN HAVE TO PAY FOR IT STILL
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this is going to be bigger than La Roux in 2k10
p.s. carles who is the kute girl in ur pics ??
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i’m glad you made your own shirt and all… and if i had 3,000$ i would spend it on you, but i have a concern that i must bring to your attn. immediately…
i was just trying to “download music” from my favorite site. i think its called “hype machine” or something, but they have these ads up now about improving the size of your peen to impress your girlfriend or something. i’m scared.. is my penis to small? am i a “gay/homo”… does my penis size matter to a guy? i trusted “hype machine” and they paid me back with creepy self-image ruining questionable advertising..
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when are you gonna come out with a premium malt beverage?
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This is why the new blog must be created. This is why HRO is now a marketing machine instead of a funny ironic (post-ironic) blog. This is why there is a void. This is why the void will be filled. This is the new rhetoric. This is why we’re gone.
Genius move by Carles though.
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//////////Reply by no
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 12:24 am
@Alex, stfu really
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//////////Reply by valters
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@Alex,
wauw idiot
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carles is asian. disappointing.
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@a, no. asians can’t ever operate on a lvl of carles. obvious.
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//////////Reply by xoxo
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
i know, it’s awful but i really agree.
and if that is him, he also has pretty bad jeans and hair.
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why should i spend $30 on a shirt with an obscure internet meme on it? it’s not like anyone i know will actually get it, and it’ll be worthless in a month once the altstream has caught on and everyone is wearing it to parties (actually doubtful since giant text shirts are s0 2k6/2k7).
nice try though, crlsies.
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where is the funny?…. :(
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crls this isnt funny anymore, no one cares about you and your metaphors. h8 u
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//////////Reply by \9uual
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 12:45 am
@carlisle,
yeah true… kinda the worst possible post.. ever.
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carles olde style premium malt beverage
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i will only buy i am carles shirt if you print in a serif font noaw!!!
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Crls you are going mainstream. One day I will tell my altkids, “I used to like Crls before he was a fggt.”
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The Great I Am
Seriously, my Blink Tee was the same price
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We are living in a post-photoshop error.
does it really matter WHAT(italics) the quality of the village voice article about wesleyan. That school sucks more than that article ever could and I know even when I’ve never even been there. My h key was broken so I had to copy and paste in h’s. Then I would forget what I “copy’d” and paste some other word I’d copy’d for sake of convenience, it could be any word even about someone’s death, and once it was, as I was just onto another topic after writing a fb msg about an acquantance’ death. Suddenly I had the dead persons name twice in my field, of vision.
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I am Carles.
I am a five dollar T-shirt being sold 6 times it’s value.
I am probably sewn by a poor Vietnamese boy who works 80 hours a week.
I am Carles?
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 3:21 am
@Adam,
American Apparel is ‘vertically integrated’, is based in Los Angeles, and hires Mexicans you fucking idiot
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post moAr Brooks&Dunn breakup gossip (via boot/scoot/boogie)
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Jeans by Carlos Perez for ‘Carles’.
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I am Charles.
I am a Designer.
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god this is over the top
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i am carles @ symboled me on twitsy.
it pleased me
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i feel like these are pictures of the ‘i am carlses’ management team. the managers with beards seem very ‘content’. their equipment seems ‘cutting edge’.
the manager from bangladesh seems miserable and ’scared’. he looks like he fights in a rebel militia after work. he looks xploited.
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do you douche bags think you’re sweet because you talk like carles and put quotations around random phrases?
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//////////Reply by shout out
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@T-bag, do u think it’s sweet livin in your mom’s basement & updating your eharmony profile
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//////////Reply by popo sneezbro
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@shout out,
high five bro
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o its blogvertising. vry clever. or should I say: vry carlesver.
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//////////Reply by blablabla
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 10:29 am
@nerdAlt, :BBBBBB
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you’re getting cocky
don’t make me regret buying your shirt
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If I buy one of these shirts am I guaranteed sex form an altbroad or at least an indie chick?
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woah thos bros are totally designing stuff to the esxtreme
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who the fuck is CARLES ?
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i am carles
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted August 11th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@tao, wtf is a meme?!
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i am carles. carles is a douche.
the act just got stupid real fast.
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Pushing the brand a bit too hard. It’ll snap and get dumped at this rate.
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half the fun was in the anonymity. it is now time to employ the same tired phrase you use, except this time in reference to your blog because this blog has officially “jumped the shark”
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_government_stages_fake_coup
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whatup yallz tired of carles opressing black ppl we can fight it at blipsterjumpoff.blogspot.com
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it should come out in comic sans
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go fuck yourself! you HIPPIE!!!!!
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